Snow White and the Huntsman premiered last night and based on this picture I'm going to assume Charlize Theron plays an evil queen who is pissed that Chris Hemsworth is prettier than she is. And Kristen Stewart is also there. Maybe as a badly dressed dwarf or something? It's hard to tell what exactly she brings to the mix. - Kathy

Britney Spears' stylists are going to have their work cut out for them [The Superficial]
Kate Upton's breasts are selling more stuff [Popoholic]
I guess this Nina Dobrev chick is happening now [Hollywood Tuna]
Minka Kelly looks chilly (NSFW site) [Taxi Driver Movie]
Jay-Z is cool with gay marriage [Dlisted]
Kate Upton does DT magazine (NSFW site) [Drunken Stepfather]
Rihanna really doesn't like wearing shirts [Celebuzz]
Michael Fassbender is in GQ, off the market [Celebitchy]
15 pointless celebrity impersonators [COED Magazine]
10 things you never have to deal with again after college [College Humor]
What would you like to do before you die? [The Chive]
What To Expect When You're Expecting had a premiere [Moe Jackson]
William Levy's pickup technique includes showing women his sex tapes [Celebslam]
Jennifer Love Hewitt made her vagina all pretty [The Blemish]
Is it just me, or is Hillary Duff's baby's head really tiny? [Evil Beet Gossip]
Kim Kardashian proves banning her from the Met Gala was the right move [Amy Gindhouse]
No one cares about The Amazing Spider-Man [Lainey Gossip]
Kate Upton (yes, again) is shooting next years's SI swimsuit issue [Egotastic]
Jessica Simpson is designing maternity clothes now [Popcrush]

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Kim Kardashian's cleavage went to a Laker's game [The Superficial]
Christina Hendricks also took her cleavage out on the town [Popoholic]
Katy Perry is a dominatrix [Hollywood Tuna]
Your favorite show might have been canceled [Dlisted]
Demi Lovato is the other new judge on The X Factor [Celebuzz]
Blake Lively is too loved up to work [Celebitchy]
Drunk chicks falling will never not be funny [COED Magazine]
The 25 worst jobs in the world [College Humor]
41 pictures that will make you not want to have children [The Chive]
Sophia Vergara was appropriately MILF-like on Mother's Day [Moe Jackson]
Hollywood promises this is Lindsay Lohan's absolutely final last chance ever, honest [Celebslam]
Kristen Stewart talks about literally everything in Elle [Evil Beet Gossip]
The Avengers already made $1 billion [Amy Gindhouse]
Stacy Keibler is getting comfortable [Lainey Gossip]
Kristen Bell is adorable [Egotastic]
Bacon makes everything better, even birthday cakes [Cityrag]
That Amy Winehouse blood painting sold for $56,000 [Popcrush]
Supercut of movie characters saying "You son of a bitch" [Film Drunk]
Liz Chavez wants you to look at her Twitter [Heyman Hustle]
Tyson Beckford has a sex tape [Allie Is Wired]
George Lucas is 68 [Celebrity VIP Lounge]

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Anna Faris is pregnant, had a wardrobe malfunction [The Superficial]
Jessica Alba got her groove back [Popoholic]
Arianny Celeste is in a bikini [Hollywood Tuna]
Shauna Sands gives no shits that there are cameras around (VERY NSFW) [Taxi Driver Movie]
Ryan Gosling and Eva Mendes are still together [Dlisted]
Miranda Kerr and Orlando Bloom are still on vacation [Celebuzz]
Reese Witherspoon's dad is a bigamist [Celebitchy]
More shots from Octomom's porn shoot (NSFW site) [The Nip Slip]
The reviews for Dark Shadows are in [COED Magazine]
Have you ever seen your mother naked? [College Humor]
35 photos for a trip down memory lane [The Chive]
Brooklyn Decker disappoints at her latest premiere [Moe Jackson]
Rihanna is trying to make Chris Brown jealous [Celebslam]
Natalie Portman looks amazing [The Blemish]
Kanye is rapping about marrying Kim Kardashian now [Evil Beet Gossip]
Dita Von Teese is sad she's straight [Amy Gindhouse]
Johnny Depp is still with his baby mama [Lainey Gossip]
Howard Stern says what we're all thinking [Popcrush]
Man stabs his computer with a samurai sword because it was full of child porn [Film Drunk]
Oprah Winfrey's OWN network is screwed [Popbytes]
Playboy's latest PMOY has a twitter account [Heyman Hustle]
Bruce Willis's new baby has more hair than he does [Allie Is Wired]

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To apologize for the two posts directly underneath this one, here's Kate Upton and what appears to be her miraculous recovery from the Met Ball. To be honest, I was a little worried there for a second. I didn't know what to think. "Ooohh, ooohh! I know! I know!", my penis just stood up and said.

Rihanna smokes a lot of weed and writes songs about banging the dude who kicked her ass into the emergency room, but she's looking pretty hot here at the L.A. premiere of Battleship. Or she doesn't. I'm not sure. Whatever. I guess we can all thank Katy Perry for my comments here. Snap out of it, man!

When you have a kick ass body and have a propensity to jack your rack up to your neck in seemingly everything you wear, I have no idea why Katy Perry has gone out of her way to look like complete shit lately. Does Russell Brand's semen contain some type of poison? I don't know. But here she is at something called The NARM Music Biz Awards Dinner Party. I think she might have been invited to haunt it. But I guess I get it. Sometimes I wear yellow when I go out when I don't want to be bothered. Yellow just isn't in my color wheel. It says, "hey, ladies. I'm here, but I might also have jaundice."

No one foils George Lucas's plans and gets away with it [The Superficial]
Eva Longoria got back [Popoholic]
Vanessa Hudgens might have thick genes [Hollywood Tuna]
Aubrey O'Day takes twitter in a different direction (NSFW site) [Taxi Driver Movie]
Halle Berry is seriously pissed off [Dlisted]
Courtney Stodden is domestic (NSFW site) [Drunken Stepfather]
Miranda Kerr is in a bikini [Celebuzz]
Sean Bean was arrested [Celebitchy]
At least the Knicks have good dancers [COED Magazine]
A message from your kids' teachers [College Humor]
40 pictures of bacon [The Chive]
Nina Dobrev is flexible [Moe Jackson]
Brooke Burke knows how to work a tight dress [Celebslam]
Jessica Simpson is going to make $4 million off being fat [The Blemish]
Snooki wants to teach you about pregnancy [Evil Beet Gossip]
Britney Spears is an X Factor judge, getting $15 million [Amy Gindhouse]
John Hamm, how you doin'? [Lainey Gossip]
What is with Tom Brady's hair? [Cityrag]
Eminem is back in the studio [Popcrush]
Kim Kardashian might be firing her mom [Allie Is Wired]
Vidal Sassoon died [Celebrity VIP Lounge]

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Kim Kardashian is too trashy for Anna Wintour [The Superficial]
Jennifer Love Hewitt is very leggy [Popoholic]
Chloe Grace Moretz is far from legal [Hollywood Tuna]
Real Housewives of NY's Kelly Bensimon needs a bigger bathing suit (NSFW site) [Taxi Driver Movie]
Andrew W. K. is 33 [Dlisted]
Anja Rubik’s hip bone is very pointy (NSFW site) [Drunken Stepfather]
Against Me! singer Tom Gabel has come out as transgender Johnny Depp's midlife crisis continues [Celebuzz]
[Celebitchy]
Candice Swanepoel is topless in Vogue Italy (NSFW site)[The Nip Slip]
How To Survive A Robot Uprising [COED Magazine]
10 Mitt Romney Running Mate Suggestions [College Humor]
34 behind the scenes photos from the Indiana Jones movies [The Chive]
Kelly Brook. That's all you need to know [Moe Jackson]
The Megan Fox womb-watch continues [Celebslam]
Even more on the John Travola lawsuit [Evil Beet Gossip]
Andrew Garfield in i-D magazine [Amy Gindhouse]
Jessica Biel is on twitter now [Lainey Gossip]
Miley Cyrus ruins everything [Cityrag]
The Islamic Defenders Front does not approve of Lady Gaga [Popcrush]
Obviously there will be an Avengers 2 [Film Drunk]
Russell Brand ripped apart a heckler, then probably slept with his girlfriend [Celebrity VIP Lounge]

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