Stuart Lynn Dunn, who apparently really wants to meet Mila Kunis then possibly behead her then jackoff to her corpse after he puts it in a wedding dress because he's really crazy, has been arrested for violating a restraining order. Huffington Post reports:

Prosecutors have charged a man with stalking Mila Kunis and violating a restraining order that was issued after he broke into a vacant condo owned by the actress. Stuart Lynn Dunn is scheduled to be arraigned Friday in Los Angeles on two stalking-related felony charges. He is being held on $190,000 bail. The 27-year-old has been arrested twice this year for trying to contact and meet the "That `70s Show" and "Black Swan" star. In February, a judge ordered Dunn to stay away from Kunis after he was found living in a vacant condo unit owned by the star. He had repeatedly tried to contact her before that arrest, and he was arrested earlier this month outside her gym.

So he shows up to her gym and breaks into an empty condo? That's weak, bro. I gave Ashley Greene a heart for Valentine's Day last year. The police were being all haters and trying to tell me that the homeless guy was pretty attached to it. But, tell me, what do they know of love?

I have no idea who Jessica White is, but I just became a fan of blondes last night, so here's a blonde with a great ass holding something phallic. You know, kinda like last night.

Nick Stahl is missing and no one cares [The Superficial]
Miley Cyrus is still looking good [Popoholic]
Tiffani "I Dropped the Amber" Thiessen is a good looking blast from the past [Hollywood Tuna]
Melissa George is see-through (NSFW site) [Taxi Driver Movie]
Joe Jonas went shopping with a much hotter friend [Dlisted]
Jenny McCarthy is posing for Playboy again [Celebuzz]
Katie Holmes is pissed at Tom Cruise [Celebitchy]
Britney Spears is going to have to try a little harder (NSFW site) [The Nip Slip]
Battleship and The Dictator have reviews [COED Magazine]
20 Phrases You Hear During Graduation, and What They Really Mean [College Humor]
17 things you probably didn't know [The Chive]
Irina Shayk is selling something [Moe Jackson]
Cameron Diaz says she is looking forward to turning 40, is a liar [Celebslam]
Russell Brand still loves Katy Perry? [Evil Beet Gossip]
Adele can't sell magazines [Amy Gindhouse]
David Beckham would make the Olympics a lot sexier [Lainey Gossip]
Kim Kardashian got out-cleavaged [Egotastic]
Vote for the best celebrity redhead [Popcrush]
"Do you have Coke?" Translation fail [Film Drunk]
50 Cent is in the hospital [Allie Is Wired]
John Travolta is going all out to make you think he's straight [Celebrity VIP Lounge]

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Donna Summer, the legendary voice and basically the creator of dance music as we know it, has passed away from lung cancer at the age of 63 with over 100 million albums sold, 11 gold and platinum albums, fourteen top 10 singles, four #1 singles, and five Grammys. But more importantly, the terrorists are responsible. TMZ reports:

Donna Summer -- the Queen of Disco -- died this morning after a battle with cancer ... TMZ has learned. We're told Summer was in Florida at the time of her death. She was 63 years old..Donna died from lung cancer. Several sources are telling us Donna believed she contracted it by inhaling toxic particles after the 9/11 attack in New York City.

Is it just me or are a lot of people in Florida at the time of their death?

Former 1997 Playmate of The Year, Victoria Silvstedt, is a high-priced prostitute now (no, seriously), so here she is on a yacht with her boyfriend. Or her granpa. To be honest, I didn't really research this very well.


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Here's Tom Cruise on the cover of W Magazine promoting Rock Of Ages. I'm not saying this is gay, but in the outtakes he's spooning with a pink pony and braiding its hair with glitter.

For all intents and purposes, babies are pretty useless. What do they even do all day? Eat, shit, and cry? A hostage can do that, but at least they can talk. So keep that in mind when you realize Jessica Simpson was paid $800K for just a picture of her baby.
Radar Online reports:

Jessica Simpson has done a deal to sell her daughter's first pictures for an incredible $800,000. The Fashion Star judge has brokered the impressive amount in return for People magazine running exclusive photos of the tot, according to Women’s Wear Daily. Simpson's huge payday still ranks her well behind other celebrities who hit premium pay dirt with their progenies. Matthew McConaughey and his girlfriend sold the first photos of their newborn son Levi to OK! magazine for $3 million. Jennifer Lopez is thought to have received $6 million from People for the first look at her twins.

I have no idea what these pictures entail, but I assume somebody had to pull her to the side and tell her that barbecue sauce and Nesquick might not be the best things to but in a baby bottle.

Kim Kardashian's whoring just doesn't stop with athletes and camera or finding a five dollar bill on the ground, she's on Instagram">Instagram, too.

The tannerexic mom has some serious competition!!! LOL

I could make the obvious joke here about Kim Kardashian in blackface , but I'd like to think us here at IDLYITW are better than that (*). So did you know that Pollock's technique of pouring and dripping paint is thought to be one of the origins of the term action painting. With this technique, Pollock was able to achieve a more immediate means of creating art, the paint now literally flowing from his chosen tool onto the canvas? By defying the convention of painting on an upright surface, he added a new dimension by being able to view and apply paint to his canvases from all directions.

(*) = LOL