Sarah Jessica Parker was replaced this week by Joss Stone as the Gap spokesperson, and this is the quote that came out of SJP's camp:

"Joss is not only a teenager, she's also a virtual unknown. Had her replacement been a big star, perhaps Sarah wouldn't have minded so much."

I've never punched a woman, but that's probably because I've never met Sarah Jessica Parker. And that quote is a glimpse into why. God she's awful, with her confusingly high self worth and endlessly annoying sanctimony. I don't know who Joss Stone is and frankly I don't care, I'm positive she's less annoying that Sarah Jessica Parker. The new commercial could be Joss riding a T-Rex that comes to my house and stomps me in the balls and I'd still prefer it to anything with Sarah Jessica Parker. Yeah, keep telling me she's uniquely beautiful ... she's not. She's genuinely ugly. Bear-repellent ugly.

update - Alright, a quick search later and it turns out that Joss Stone is a 17 year old soul singer who gets compared to Janis Joplin a lot. I'm not sure when that became flattering, but, hey, whatever. You could dig up the real Janis Joplin, put her in some khakis and dance her around in a Gap ad, it'd still be less nauseating that Sarah Jessica telling me how much everyone loves her.