I realize this was already covered in our post Saturday but the sheer insanity of the idea demanded a follow-up in the desperate hope that maybe we just misread the initial reports. Umm ... we didn't. Several outlets ran the story, including Sky News and Ananova :

"Billy (Zane) has decided that he rather fancies being the US President - and wants Kelly (Brook) by his side in the White House. An exec on Billy's new movie ... told the Daily Mirror ... 'When he first discussed standing for President, everyone thought Billy was having a laugh. But he explained that he'd looked into funding.'"

I've said some fairly remarkable stuff while trying to trick girls, but it's usually unprovable stuff like I'm a top secret rocket ship pilot or I invented the panda bear. Or, yeah, you're so right, Crissy is a bitch and she totally wants to keep you from making the squad. But promising to make a girl the most powerful woman on earth seems a tad ambitious, I don't care how big her tits are. Actually ... umm, that's not true. I very much do care how big her tits are.