Lindsay Lohan uninjured in car crash
We haven't posted anything on the Lindsay Lohan/paparazzi car wreck yet because the other guy has been busy trying on pretty dresses and kissing his Justin Timberlake posters, and I'm just completely out of ways to make fun of her. I swear to Christ, her life is filled with stuff you normally only see in cartoons. I fully expect her to show up somewhere in a barrel held up with suspenders or trying to sneak into an amusement park as the top half in a horse costume. But don't you try that. Cause I did and you can barely breathe in those horse costumes. I don't know how horses do it.








