I kinda find it hard to believe that a man, and i use the term loosely here, who has a permanent deer-caught-in-the-headlights look could have a huge penis. but then again anything is possible, right? next we'll be hearing that John Wayne had a tiny pecker. i doubt it though, not Duke, no way.
I'll take a break from stirring the pasta sauce in my apron and stiletto heels while clutching this month's copy of Good Housekeeping long enough to inform you I haven't written anything on this page.
While I have heard the stories told of celebrities with massive johnsons, I often wonder if any of them could compare with my own super-sized combo of a package. Then I remember that a) mine's not really as big as I like to tell people and b) this unsolicited information about celebrity endowment is of absolutely no use to me as heterosexual white man (that's pronounced "EE-vul DEE-mon frum hel").
Now, if we could stop catering to the women (who should be fixing me dinner, not surfing the internet dammit!) and get back to descriptions of the tautness of Angelina Jolie's loins, I'd really appreciate that. Okay Sparky?
To the person who wrote the comment "This blog is starting to suck" (supra) I have two things to say.
First, if you are going to criticise, please do so in a funny and constructive manner. Your comment is devoid of wit and utterly lacking in depth. You are clearly not the sharpest blade in the box and therefore probably warrant pity more than scorn.
Second, I find it a matter of some amusement that it is in connection with an article about a fellow allegedly endowed with a generously proportioned "engine" that you leave such an angry, and notably anonymous, comment. This leads me to believe that you are one or other of the following:
a) a male with a shorter-than-optimum appendage; or
b) a female desperately in need of servicing.
If you have the "pods" I dare you to identify yourself in your reply to this...
I saw on another site it said Jared Leto was almost 8 inches and the Versace model Cory was about 9 inches,they had a debate over penis sizes of former Paris Hilton boy friends.Jason was supposed to be around 7 inches and we all saw Rick Saloman,around 8ish.Jared is a cutey.
Jared Leto is so hot! I heard he is real big too.I saw Rick Salomans and its giant and rumor is the model cory bernstein is about shy of 9 inches so she must only like big ones.
i found this link for some nude pictures of Colin,Tom,Ben,Ewan,Cory,Heath,Simon,and some others but dont know if they're real. http://www.livejournal.com/community/ohnotheydidnt/2778275.html?page=5#comments
I could of had him @ Coachella! He was checking me out while my man was in the portapotties. I'll always wonder if he's bigger than my man! Are we talking Tommy Lee size?
You people know nothing about dicks. Rick Salomon is no 8 inches, it's more like 7 at the most if he's still got the same one he had in the video. That Bernstein guy is only a shade over 7.
Lassie how can you tell how big these guys are? Rick Salomon is supposedly about 8 inches and the Cory Bernstein guy looks bigger than him hard,how can you measure from a picture tell us more.
I can judge by the size relative to the rest of their body and Paris's hand in the video. What I saw in the Paris video was definitely not 8 inches. It looked pretty average, actually. The Bernstein guy is probably tall,but I can't see it being a 9. Check out the pic: http://i19.photobucket.com/albums/b200/UGotMale26/coryplaygirl8.jpg
9 inches is ~2 1/2 hands high and I don't think he's going to fit 2 1/2 hands around that thing, even at a full erection.
You are amazing Lassie a cock expert even, but if it's soft how can you tell how big it will become hard? I just saw that picture and think that Cory is maybe around eight inches max no way nine. I thought so many men vary soft to hard though. How many hands are you?
Hey Lassie does the cory bernstein guy have a full hardon in that picture,it looks like a slight curve going.He's tall so it looks smaller maybe than the short guys who are only maybe six-seven inches. Over all he isn't bad looking,atleast he shaves his dick unlike most of them on there.I thought everyone shaved their cocks since the 80s!
Doesn't look like it's completely erect but I don't think it'll grow more than another 1/2 inch. Porn star Rocco Siffreddi has a 9 inch wang and and Bernie's doesn't look nearly as big.
I am also so sick of reading about Cory Berstein and his big cock in the gossip pages like coreys sickly over exposed friend Paris Hilton and Nicole Richie and Fabian Basabe,who cares who their families are they would be no where without them. They are all spoiled rich narcisistic media whores.I think since latest IT boy to take Fabian basabes sorry ass place is the socialite Cory Bernstein who has modeled for so many years for such prestigious clients, added with the fact his family is real wealthy and know alot of important people,his grandfather was some supposed mob politician who helped to get Kennedy,old man Dailey,and others elected,his grandmother was some real estate mogul who is related to the Nestles ( as in the chocolate if you didnt know how he was so rich ), with the fact he has either fucked or rumored to have had sex with some of the most famous people girls(paris hilton) and men ( colin ferrall)in Hollywood or the world. I personally think hes the kind of person like paris hilton people either hate if they dont know them, or like if they have met them from what ive read so far-i personally dont see anything good looking about cory bernstein or paris hilton and dont think if they didnt have rich families theyd be such famous "supermodels" but thats just me.
Brad that was pretty harsh even for a blog and I happen to know Mischa Barton,Paris Hilton, and the model IT boy guy Cory Bernstein and everyone who knows them seems to really like them even if they are really spoiled. I admit nobody seems to like the bloke Brandon Davis that's true. It's the people who don't know them and have never met them who hate them apparently, probably out of jealousy. Paris gives alot of money to charity and doesn't publicise it and Cory Bernstein the model gives food and much of his designer wardrobes to the homeless people.I read it in Skyline. Just food for thought since these blogs aren't meant to be serious but I know both of them from Los Angeles and they're actually both nice people.
Back To Famous Mens Cock Sizes. Rick Solomons Looks About 8 Inches, Cory Bernstein Maybe A Tad Larger And Bigger Head, Brad Pitt Might Be A Grower,or Im Guessing About 7 Inches, Colin Farell Looks About 7.5 Pushing It,no Pun Intended. Tommy Lee Has The Largest One,maybe Over Nine You Think?
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Krista = Jared Leto
duhhhhh
By Anonymous, on 11:20 AM
Don't they say that about everyone?
By AndyJP, on 12:11 PM
I kinda find it hard to believe that a man, and i use the term loosely here, who has a permanent deer-caught-in-the-headlights look could have a huge penis. but then again anything is possible, right? next we'll be hearing that John Wayne had a tiny pecker. i doubt it though, not Duke, no way.
By Anonymous, on 1:06 PM
while you kids argue about the size of Leto's cock, I just finished masturbating to Scarlet Johansson. Twice.
By Anonymous, on 1:18 PM
What the hell is that thing on his wrist? It looks like it was made out of Nurse Ratchet's purse.
By Anonymous, on 2:06 PM
This blog is starting to suck.
By Anonymous, on 2:50 PM
Brendon, You gotta stop letting that chick write stories for you and put her ass back in the kitchen where she belongs.
By Anonymous, on 2:52 PM
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By Jenny, on 3:04 PM
I'll take a break from stirring the pasta sauce in my apron and stiletto heels while clutching this month's copy of Good Housekeeping long enough to inform you I haven't written anything on this page.
Regards,
Jenny.
By Jenny, on 3:06 PM
While I have heard the stories told of celebrities with massive johnsons, I often wonder if any of them could compare with my own super-sized combo of a package. Then I remember that a) mine's not really as big as I like to tell people and b) this unsolicited information about celebrity endowment is of absolutely no use to me as heterosexual white man (that's pronounced "EE-vul DEE-mon frum hel").
Now, if we could stop catering to the women (who should be fixing me dinner, not surfing the internet dammit!) and get back to descriptions of the tautness of Angelina Jolie's loins, I'd really appreciate that. Okay Sparky?
By Anonymous, on 3:07 PM
Screw wearing that stuff. You best be in their naked, and I want steak not pasta.
By Anonymous, on 3:18 PM
maybe that's why he can get away with being a complete asshole.
By Anonymous, on 9:47 PM
To the person who wrote the comment "This blog is starting to suck" (supra) I have two things to say.
First, if you are going to criticise, please do so in a funny and constructive manner. Your comment is devoid of wit and utterly lacking in depth. You are clearly not the sharpest blade in the box and therefore probably warrant pity more than scorn.
Second, I find it a matter of some amusement that it is in connection with an article about a fellow allegedly endowed with a generously proportioned "engine" that you leave such an angry, and notably anonymous, comment. This leads me to believe that you are one or other of the following:
a) a male with a shorter-than-optimum appendage; or
b) a female desperately in need of servicing.
If you have the "pods" I dare you to identify yourself in your reply to this...
By J&M, on 10:23 PM
Didn't Paris Hilton go out with Jared Leto and Cory Bernstein ? They are both known to have gigantic cocks !
By Anonymous, on 2:47 AM
i thought that Jared Leto was Courtney Cox in drag...
By Anonymous, on 7:53 AM
Shut up. He 's f'in hot.
By Anonymous, on 5:56 PM
A poster another board I post at had a friend who briefly dated Jared in college. She said he was very small.
By LydiaAnne, on 9:53 PM
I saw on another site it said Jared Leto was almost 8 inches and the Versace model Cory was about 9 inches,they had a debate over penis sizes of former Paris Hilton boy friends.Jason was supposed to be around 7 inches and we all saw Rick Saloman,around 8ish.Jared is a cutey.
By jared letos cock, on 10:28 PM
Jared Leto is so hot! I heard he is real big too.I saw Rick Salomans and its giant and rumor is the model cory bernstein is about shy of 9 inches so she must only like big ones.
By big penis, on 12:49 AM
i found this link for some nude pictures of Colin,Tom,Ben,Ewan,Cory,Heath,Simon,and some others but dont know if they're real. http://www.livejournal.com/community/ohnotheydidnt/2778275.html?page=5#comments
By Anonymous, on 4:50 PM
wow cory bernstein does have a giant cock same with ewan mcgregor, thanks for the link.
By dan, on 10:01 AM
i second that. they are friggin gigantic and ewan was uncut .slurp.
By Anonymous, on 11:19 AM
Ben Affleck has the worst ass in Hollywood. Matt how could you like that?
By yucky affleck ass, on 4:14 PM
Sounds like some people've never heard of Photoshop.
By Anonymous, on 4:35 AM
I could of had him @ Coachella! He was checking me out while my man was in the portapotties. I'll always wonder if he's bigger than my man! Are we talking Tommy Lee size?
By Anonymous, on 6:43 PM
You people know nothing about dicks. Rick Salomon is no 8 inches, it's more like 7 at the most if he's still got the same one he had in the video. That Bernstein guy is only a shade over 7.
By Lassie, on 2:07 AM
I cant see the link from work so who has the biggest dick and the smallest one? What is Coachella,tell us more!
By not bens ass, on 8:22 AM
Lassie how can you tell how big these guys are? Rick Salomon is supposedly about 8 inches and the Cory Bernstein guy looks bigger than him hard,how can you measure from a picture tell us more.
By big celebrity cock, on 8:39 AM
I can judge by the size relative to the rest of their body and Paris's hand in the video. What I saw in the Paris video was definitely not 8 inches. It looked pretty average, actually. The Bernstein guy is probably tall,but I can't see it being a 9. Check out the pic:
http://i19.photobucket.com/albums/b200/UGotMale26/coryplaygirl8.jpg
9 inches is ~2 1/2 hands high and I don't think he's going to fit 2 1/2 hands around that thing, even at a full erection.
By Lassie, on 2:28 PM
You are amazing Lassie a cock expert even, but if it's soft how can you tell how big it will become hard? I just saw that picture and think that Cory is maybe around eight inches max no way nine. I thought so many men vary soft to hard though.
How many hands are you?
By one hand, on 4:34 PM
Rick Solomon is small next to the Cory guy from the pictures.
By Anonymous, on 4:47 PM
Hey Lassie does the cory bernstein guy have a full hardon in that picture,it looks like a slight curve going.He's tall so it looks smaller maybe than the short guys who are only maybe six-seven inches. Over all he isn't bad looking,atleast he shaves his dick unlike most of them on there.I thought everyone shaved their cocks since the 80s!
By one hand, on 4:53 PM
Doesn't look like it's completely erect but I don't think it'll grow more than another 1/2 inch. Porn star Rocco Siffreddi has a 9 inch wang and and Bernie's doesn't look nearly as big.
By 2.2 Hand Lassie, on 5:21 PM
He shaves his butthole. That seems kind of gay, no?
By Mr. Ken, on 8:40 PM
I just noticed that also that Cory Bernstein the model shaves his ass and cock,do most straight men do that?
By hairy, on 12:22 PM
the cory bernstein guy is straight or atleast bisexual maybe but his cock,balls,and ass look shaved clean. i shave everything off and im gay.
By Anonymous, on 1:25 AM
I am also so sick of reading about Cory Berstein and his big cock in the gossip pages like coreys sickly over exposed friend Paris Hilton and Nicole Richie and Fabian Basabe,who cares who their families are they would be no where without them. They are all spoiled rich narcisistic media whores.I think since latest IT boy to take Fabian basabes sorry ass place is the socialite Cory Bernstein who has modeled for so many years for such prestigious clients, added with the fact his family is real wealthy and know alot of important people,his grandfather was some supposed mob politician who helped to get Kennedy,old man Dailey,and others elected,his grandmother was some real estate mogul who is related to the Nestles ( as in the chocolate if you didnt know how he was so rich ), with the fact he has either fucked or rumored to have had sex with some of the most famous people girls(paris hilton) and men ( colin ferrall)in Hollywood or the world.
I personally think hes the kind of person like paris hilton people either hate if they dont know them, or like if they have met them from what ive read so far-i personally dont see anything good looking about cory bernstein or paris hilton and dont think if they didnt have rich families theyd be such famous "supermodels" but thats just me.
By Pitt is sick of Cory, on 1:17 AM
jeez, i hope to God Brendon doesn't post anything ever again about some guy's dick!
By Anonymous, on 6:55 PM
How many inches is Jared Leto
By Anonymous, on 12:30 PM
Brad that was pretty harsh even for a blog and I happen to know Mischa Barton,Paris Hilton, and the model IT boy guy Cory Bernstein and everyone who knows them seems to really like them even if they are really spoiled. I admit nobody seems to like the bloke Brandon Davis that's true.
It's the people who don't know them and have never met them who hate them apparently, probably out of jealousy. Paris gives alot of money to charity and doesn't publicise it and Cory Bernstein the model gives food and much of his designer wardrobes to the homeless people.I read it in Skyline. Just food for thought since these blogs aren't meant to be serious but I know both of them from Los Angeles and they're actually both nice people.
By Anonymous, on 12:32 AM
^ pfff, yeah, you know them, unh huh (time to go back to the isolation ward at the psycho hospital)
By Anonymous, on 2:42 PM
Back To Famous Mens Cock Sizes. Rick Solomons Looks About 8 Inches, Cory Bernstein Maybe A Tad Larger And Bigger Head, Brad Pitt Might Be A Grower,or Im Guessing About 7 Inches, Colin Farell Looks About 7.5 Pushing It,no Pun Intended. Tommy Lee Has The Largest One,maybe Over Nine You Think?
By tommy, on 1:15 AM
I Vote For Ranking The Super Sexy Hunks Penis Sizes!
By tommy, on 1:20 AM
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