Not that I'm Jude Law's biggest fan or anything, but I must admit he is a good looking man. Why is he sleeping with someone so butt ugly? And why, if this crazy looking creature can get Jude Law, are there good looking single women in existence? Another one of life's mysteries I hope to uncover one day.
i really wondered why the superficial sounded like there was a cock in the writers ass starting a few weeks ago...now i know. I'm coming here from now on.
"You should not look at the mantle-piece when stoking the fire", or so they say, but if you have a choice why go for a woman with a face like a smashed crab? There is not logic to it.
even sadie was a billion times better looking than her
apparently jude was not paying much attention to his movie alfie (maybe because it sucked) because sienna is especially gorgeous half-naked. i'm sure full-naked is even better.
Sorry my post went through too fast...ANYWAY, I found these pics of the nanny Daisy as a brunette and she doesn't look ANYTHING like the nightmarish "publicity makeover" she got:
He had sex with Daisy because he was lonely and horny and she was there. She isn't ugly and she was really good with his kids which made him care for her. Jude is a busy guy who is mostly sheltered from the real world. He can't trust anyone and he can't just go out to a bar and meet girls like your average Joe. Sienna shouldn't even be mad. If I was dating Jude I wouldn't wonder if he would cheat on me, I would just wonder when and who. A man has needs.
Say what you will about this gal, but she is NOT doughy. She has a typical curvy female body. No, she's not a Sienna Miller Stick figure. I see that as a good thing.
30 Comments:
What does it matter to him? He can just pick through the pile of women on his front lawn and find someone else...
By NCTRNL, on 9:03 AM
Wow, is it me or are Daisy's eyes actually on the sides of her head? I've seen people with closer-set eyes while rafting on the Chattooga!
By Anonymous, on 9:18 AM
Did you get you name from a blow dryer? (Max Power)
By Kendrick, on 9:56 AM
Max Power...how original...The Simpsons and The Superficial=Still more funny then you!
By Anonymous, on 11:09 AM
^ Tool.
By Rick James, on 11:26 AM
Those superficial people really have nothing else to do, do they? If you don't like the site don't came here fag!
By Kendrick, on 11:40 AM
Hey that last picture of her looks like the face was photoshopped on! Poorly!
By MrAndy, on 11:55 AM
Why did Jude Law have sex with a girl with Down's Syndrome?
Anyone?
By Yanni's underpants, on 12:38 PM
Not that I'm Jude Law's biggest fan or anything, but I must admit he is a good looking man. Why is he sleeping with someone so butt ugly? And why, if this crazy looking creature can get Jude Law, are there good looking single women in existence? Another one of life's mysteries I hope to uncover one day.
By Anonymous, on 1:12 PM
Why did jude law sleep with his nanny?
Because she was there.
By Anonymous, on 3:45 PM
Yeah, she's not hot. But pussy is pussy and she was conveniently placed in front of his dick. So it makes sense. Its typical.
By Drunkbastard, on 6:13 PM
i really wondered why the superficial sounded like there was a cock in the writers ass starting a few weeks ago...now i know. I'm coming here from now on.
By the dude, on 7:12 PM
theSuperficial = lehm
By Mr. Honesty, on 8:09 PM
"You should not look at the mantle-piece when stoking the fire", or so they say, but if you have a choice why go for a woman with a face like a smashed crab? There is not logic to it.
Jude is clearly a law until himself.
By J&M, on 10:09 PM
WHAT
**dies**
even sadie was a billion times better looking than her
apparently jude was not paying much attention to his movie alfie (maybe because it sucked) because sienna is especially gorgeous half-naked. i'm sure full-naked is even better.
but daisy looks like a cow. or barbie on the pill
By Anonymous, on 12:49 AM
He is probably practising yoga so that he can have a stab at his own chocolate starfish
By J&M, on 8:40 AM
I for one am thrilled that she just looks like an average girl (looks better brunette ant without the blowout, too).
I interpret it to mean that someday I too have a chance at having sex w/ Jude Law.
anonymous and drunkbastard have it right
By CityKitty, on 12:05 PM
Did anyone notice how big her thighs are???
By Edina, on 5:18 PM
I'm definitely a fan of Brendon over The Superficial, but it's definitely bullshit to try and pass off Simpsons jokes as his own.
Homer: My new name is... Max Power!
Bart: (with zero hesitation) I like it, Max.
By Jesse Custer, on 5:43 PM
Didn't you guys think maybe that was his way of paying homage to Simpsons? I dunno, but I gave him the benefit of the doubt there.
By Anonymous, on 12:05 AM
i dont get it...whats happened b/w this site and thesuperficial.com ?
By Anonymous, on 1:34 AM
If I hadn't already seen him lift material from Mr. Show and Robert Schimmel in the past, I might have thought it was homage to the Simpsons.
By Jesse Custer, on 11:09 AM
Jeeze. Yeah, Sienna is prettier.
*Shrugs* I'm sure it was her fabulous personality that lured him in. *rolls eyes*
By Mia, on 12:05 PM
http://junkfeud.blogspot.com/2005/07/jude-and-his-kids-and-flippin-nanny.html not bad as a brunette
By Anonymous, on 7:50 PM
Sorry my post went through too fast...ANYWAY, I found these pics of the nanny Daisy as a brunette and she doesn't look ANYTHING like the nightmarish "publicity makeover" she got:
http://junkfeud.blogspot.com/2005/07/jude-and-his-kids-and-flippin-nanny.html
By Anonymous, on 7:51 PM
Daisy's hot. I'd bang her, absolutely. Those here who say otherwise are stupid, ignorant, or jealous.
By Anonymous, on 1:43 PM
He had sex with Daisy because he was lonely and horny and she was there. She isn't ugly and she was really good with his kids which made him care for her. Jude is a busy guy who is mostly sheltered from the real world. He can't trust anyone and he can't just go out to a bar and meet girls like your average Joe. Sienna shouldn't even be mad. If I was dating Jude I wouldn't wonder if he would cheat on me, I would just wonder when and who. A man has needs.
By Anonymous, on 2:42 PM
Say what you will about this gal, but she is NOT doughy. She has a typical curvy female body. No, she's not a Sienna Miller Stick figure. I see that as a good thing.
By Alice, on 3:36 PM
hunks of lsu? I love it only becaue i go to lsu
By Anonymous, on 11:15 AM
Get off the guy's nuts, this is a funny fuckin' site. Who remembers that Simpsons episode anyway? Good lord.
By Anonymous, on 7:26 PM
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