JeLo is a demanding bitch
The irony seems to be lost on Jennifer Lopez, but putting the blame on her staff for her reputation as a diva is the damage control equivalent of Bin Laden wearing rainbow suspenders. You're not fooling anyone. We still hate you, but now, we also kind of resent you for thinking we're that gullible. Jennifer Lopez is blaming her diva reputation on her staff. The pop babe - who is notorious for her outrageous demands on set including the demand that her tea only be stirred counter-clockwise - insists her aides ask for things without her knowledge. "My publicity people made those demands. I didn't even know they were asking for candles and lilies in my rooms. They just appeared."
The inference seems to be that JeLo's staff loves her so much they just do these crazy things to see her smiling face. Cause she's so grateful. And as a perfect illustration that's she still just Jenny from the Block:
The star has revealed she is set to design a brand new fashion line of accessories for pampered pets after becoming been frustrated at the limited line available for animals. "Jennifer just got creative and wanted to extend the range of jewels for animals. She has always found it somewhat frustrating that there are limited accessories available for them."
If you're not filled with disgust and borderline hate right now, go and read that second part again. It said "jewels for animals." Right after "I'm not a diva." Which is like punching a cop in the balls in an attempt to get off with a warning. Except, replace that last part with something that actually makes sense. And is funny.
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If Pitt and Jolie are going to create superhuman offspring then these two will create the exact opposite!
Little troll looking babies with enormous asses.
By Anonymous, on 9:49 AM
I am so tired of these celeb chicks wearing those fucking gigantic, Old Navy lady glasses!
She looks like a bug. In fact, the only proof I have that she isn't some kind of super insect is that bugs eat the males after mating. But that could just be proof that he's really gay (as I've always expected) and they've never mated.
Shall have to consider all options.
By Other, on 10:21 AM
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By J&M, on 10:23 AM
I'm not defending her, but "talent" will often make unreasonable demands in their riders to make sure that the venues/whatever are reading the requirements thoroughly and making every effort to accomodate them. MOST "talent" will be reasonable enough to accomodate reasonable substitutes for their requirments.
By Anonymous, on 11:07 AM
Let's get to rhe real focus of this story: Marc Anthony is the greasiest POS ever. Keven Federine just called and even he told me to tell you to 'cut your hair then try washing it."
By Russ, on 11:49 AM
Last pic on the right: is it me or does she have a new set of choppers?
Never noticed them before 'cause was always focusing on, uh, another part of her anatomy.
By Anonymous, on 12:05 PM
Juliet/Marcus=racist pig(s)
By Anonymous, on 12:17 PM
She is just stupid beyond believe.
She really deserves some punishing, like being seen wearing hideous clothes such in public and marrying an ugly, skinny, dirty looking husband... Oh, wait.
By Yoka, on 2:09 PM
Jewels for animals.
HA.
You want to do something nice for animals Jlo... stop wearing them!
Bitch.
By Jennifyr, on 2:21 PM
am I the only one who thinks JeLo (as in jello) is the funniest thing ever.
By Anonymous, on 6:15 PM
If her sunglasses were any bigger and more obnoxious, Sir Elton John would slap her.
By AndyJP, on 10:14 PM
Who the hell is Mr Anonymous of 12.17pm calling Juliet & Marcus racist pigs??
I haven't even a comment yet... steady on!
Please enlighten me as to who we are racist to?
By J&M, on 2:54 AM
Racist to, or racist against?
Funny how you deleted your comment Juliet or Marcus.
By Anonymous, on 4:19 PM
Jen just wants someone to EXPLAIN things to her. She has no soul so what's the point? What a talentless waste of a really good dancer who got caught up in Americas wasteland of "money means I'm good". So Sad...
By Anonymous, on 7:19 PM
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