Sarah Michelle Gellar wants you to see her naked
"Sarah Michelle Gellar wants to go topless in her next film role - to shock movie bosses into giving her sexy roles in future films," according to Contact Music. She explains, 'I am approaching 30 and I need a change. The sort of roles I would like are not being offered, so this way might just shock people into choosing me.'" It's almost embarrassing that I used to have a crush on Sarah Michelle Gellar. It's even more embarrassing that I used to go through her garbage. And these tats I have of her on my back, chest and penis don't seem like such a good idea any more either. Too bad that smart ass judge with the god complex had to break us up right as we were getting close. Right as I was getting close. Oooohh, yeah, we get it Your Honor, you're a big man aren't you. You're not the only one who can make someone wear a GPS anklet. Well, maybe you are, but I think I made my point.
Anyway, this really is the kind of thing would have been great five years ago. Now ... not so much. I don't mean to imply that Gellar has no rack and I could care less about seeing her naked but ... ummm ... okay, I don't know how to finish that.
40 Comments:
It's always exciting when a former hot babe decides it's time to get naked to get some attention. Come on SMG! Join the ranks of Belinda Carlisle, Debbie Gibson and Farah Fawcett!
Just keep repeating to yourself, "I'm still relevant and people still know me by name. I'm still relevant and people still know me by name...."
By Anonymous, on 2:11 PM
Belinda Carlisle got nekkid on camera? Ooooo!
By Anonymous, on 5:42 PM
'cause that's all famousity is
By Anonymous, on 5:43 PM
Not to mention Denise Richards. After she did Wild Things she said "never again to nudity." I think she has recently posed for Playboy. I guess everyone needs to make a buck.
By Anonymous, on 5:46 PM
she could always accidently release a sex tape like every other half-wit hollywood failure has in the last two years, that would get her attention.
By The Donnybrook, on 5:48 PM
People still do know her by name b/c she's freaking hot. She doesn't need to repeat anything to herself.
By Anonymous, on 5:57 PM
Celebrity Translator:
Activated.
"Gellar: I want to do a nude scene now where I didn't want to before."
TRANSLATING...
"I just got new boobs, would you like to see them?"
By Celebrity Translator, on 5:59 PM
hell yeah! bring it on!
By Anonymous, on 6:03 PM
OMG, would you look at that mustang??
By Anonymous, on 6:05 PM
SHE CAN ACT??? Wow. Thats a plus.
By Anonymous, on 6:33 PM
Who is Sarah Michelle Cellar?
I've heard of Gellar, but not Cellar.
By Gromit, on 7:16 PM
seriously. did anyone else see Cruel Intentions? Sweet baby jeebus! gimme gimme gimme gimme
By Anonymous, on 7:22 PM
Ooo I smell bacon. Do you smell bacon?
By Anonymous, on 8:05 PM
Doesn't anyone remember Tiffany from the mid'80's? She did Playboy a few years ago, and THAT was something to se. Wow.
/wow
By Anonymous, on 8:08 PM
I bet the photoshopped fakes of her naked several years ago end up looking better.
By AndyJP, on 8:31 PM
this site is almost identical to thesuperficial.com in look and tone. so who is ripping who off?
By Anonymous, on 11:11 PM
I'll tell you what, she's going to have to do a lot more than get her maracas out if she wants to be taken seriously by such pornstar legends as Rocco "The Fishhook" Siffredi or Pete "The Racehorse" North.
"Two-in-the-back-two-in-the-front" is spare change for these guys... Tits-out does not even get you a look-in.
By J&M, on 11:21 PM
As a "professional photographer" I can tell you saggy post-anorexia boobs can be shot on a horizontal model No Problem. But how to get Sarah horizontal ... hmm ... I would still volunteer for that job. I imagine Alyson Hannigan would be more willing, wimpy hubby or not. Fact is, I imagine it all the time ... uh...
By 2ubesock Shakur, on 11:35 PM
Does anyone else think it's kind of pathetic to have a press release announcing it?
Just whip em' out and shock us!
Now everybody going to be waiting for the "Buffy''s boobies" movie.
/yawn
By Anonymous, on 1:42 AM
pretty bad you have to get naked to try and get other work...
www.Psychosylum.net
By Anonymous, on 4:25 AM
what the hell is wrong with you not wanting to see a hot babe naked. this is great news,
By Anonymous, on 4:49 AM
She was plenty sexy in Cruel Intentions, she needs a few more roles like that one just go further and bam, she's perfect.
By Trekkie, on 5:40 AM
To see a screentest of this go to http://amigacam.net.tc
By Anonymous, on 5:46 AM
this site is almost identical to thesuperficial.com in look and tone. so who is ripping who off?
Roger that.
By Fine Bottled Water, on 7:44 AM
She is a professional making a career decision. Either way, I think she is the best actress out there.
By nightshade777, on 8:07 AM
dude if you go to that About section it tells you this guy was the writer for the Superficial.
By Anonymous, on 8:12 AM
I'd like to see her with 2 cocks hanging out of her ass. DVDA - Double Vaginal, Double anal bitches.
By Anonymous, on 8:48 AM
Well if she's gonna show her dirty pillows, why stop there? Let's see yer sugar walls!
She's become bored of the "cuddle up at home w/her husband" thing. She's rebelling against it and wants to become Tara Reid. I predict she dumps Freddie within a couple years.
By Anonymous, on 9:49 AM
This guy made superficial what it is(WAS) and then got in a pissing contest and left to create this badass site. Superficial is now sucking donkey balls.
By Kendrick, on 10:03 AM
So what is sexy about SMG?
By Anonymous, on 12:14 PM
hell lets see her spread em like in basic instinct
By Anonymous, on 2:35 PM
SMG was hot when she was young because she had that classic combination of the wholesome (and untouched) girl next door face coupled with a sexually developed "come hither" body.
Now she looks like a grown woman who still has that cutesy face but wants to prove that she's a sexually sophisticated adult.
Unfortunately, this doesn't work for her. Wholesomeness is her best and, ultimately, her most desirable aspect. She should stick to it.
By Anonymous, on 3:22 PM
I'd love to see her meat curtains.
By Anonymous, on 9:08 AM
FYI, SMG and FPJr. are both Gay Gay Gay, and are very SUCCESSFULLY bearding for each other whilst screwing all of gay Hollywood Raw Raw Raw. Altogether a very good (and IMO practical) lifestyle - EXCEPT - Freddie is a born B-lister dragging Sarah to the dregs with him. She's actually a pretty good actress - Robot Buffy? Cavegirl Buffy? ...And who can forget Orgasm Buffy? (End of Season 2.) Ahhh, Sarah ... we hardly knew ye...
By 2ubesock Shakur, on 10:42 PM
Re: "OMG, would you look at that mustang??"
Who doesn't love a beautiful 'tang?
By 2ubesock Shakur, on 10:48 PM
what is it with gay people always trying to tell us everyone's gay and somehow think they're the authority on intimate facts about hwood stars?
fact is, only 2%, tops, of the US pop is gay (it's probably much less). that's not alot.
SMG isn't gay, FPjr isn't gay, and neither is tom cruise, for that matter.
give it a rest. get a life. you're not as important as you think you are.
By Anonymous, on 3:40 PM
Has
By Anonymous, on 9:47 AM
Been
By Anonymous, on 9:47 AM
Why not? Hell, they all do it.
By ATT, on 4:11 PM
There are many people who want to see her naked, so i'd be a good career booster.
I for one have a suspicion that holding out on nudity until now may have been a long term career strategy of her's.
I say good on her for deciding to go the full way, it takes real commitment.
And of course the many of fans that want to see her naked will be very please at last.
By Anonymous, on 4:03 PM
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