Wilmer is a eunuch, Kimberly is a freak, Tara is a drunk
Wilmer Valderrama has no penis: Umm ... I don't know how else to say that.
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Kimberly Stewart has 12 toes: I don't usually bother to count peoples toes, cause I'm pretty sure I know what the result is gonna be, but Kimberly Stewart would appear to be the exception.
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Tara Reid is drunk: I wasn't gonna post these pictures of Tara Reid falling down drunk, cause calling her a dumb drunken whore is like putting a frowny face on the nazi flag, but ... umm ... I'm bored.
