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Wilmer is a eunuch, Kimberly is a freak, Tara is a drunk

Wilmer Valderrama has no penis: Umm ... I don't know how else to say that.

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Kimberly Stewart has 12 toes: I don't usually bother to count peoples toes, cause I'm pretty sure I know what the result is gonna be, but Kimberly Stewart would appear to be the exception.

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Tara Reid is drunk: I wasn't gonna post these pictures of Tara Reid falling down drunk, cause calling her a dumb drunken whore is like putting a frowny face on the nazi flag, but ... umm ... I'm bored.

34 Comments:

Haven't you used the frowny face nazi flag comment already...i thought i read it before.

By Anonymous, on 1:36 PM
Blechhh. Please tell me the next shot is a car running Kim Stewart (and her mutant toes) over as she crosses that street.

By Anonymous, on 1:53 PM
I think these pics are MUCH worse. Not sure if you posted them already:
http://perezhilton.com/boardroom/viewtopic.php?t=593

(shudder)

By Anonymous, on 1:56 PM
I am just glad she wore undies, she's gross.

By Anonymous, on 2:41 PM
1. Always classy to see women commenting about men's dicks (that mia von furstenburg, she's a keeper!).

2. Never mind the toes, check out the skank they're attached to!

3. Any idea where those tara/paris pics were taken?

By Anonymous, on 3:40 PM
OH GOOD GOD!!! UGH!!! Tara Reid SO friggin NASTY. I'm gunna go throw bleach in my eyes now kthx.

~Dana

By Anonymous, on 3:50 PM
She looks as if she's been rode hard and put away wet, she needs to be launched into outer space once and for all, paris looks confused but what else is new

By Anonymous, on 3:55 PM
It is only the new coolest thing in Los Angeles to have 6 toes.. didn't y'all know? I am making my appointment with my plastic surgeon AS WE SPEAK to get mine installed... no really! I swear.. see?
http://www.thecobrasnake.com/partyphotos/voxcrobarvox/IMG_8463.html

FREAKY!!

By Anonymous, on 4:31 PM
Yeah that nazi joke has been recycled. But its still some funny shit. Tara looks trashed as hell.
I thought Paris was too busy hanging out with Latsis to party.

By drunkbastard, on 4:50 PM
So much pressure...

By Brendon, on 5:52 PM
Yes, yes, we all know that Tara Reid is a dumb drunken whore. It's just too easy at this point. Doing her would be like tossing a hotdog down a hallway. A heavily trafficed hallway. But y'know...I'd hit it anyway. If for no other reason than to be able to rest my Hungry Man dinner on her ass whilst plugging away. Camcorder running, of course.

By Criswell, on 8:07 PM
Does a pedicure cost extra when you've got 12 toes?

Did you ever think anyone else's behaviour could make Paris Hilton look embarassed?

That is all.

By Flux, on 10:29 PM
FYI a eunuch is a guy with no testicles, not no penis.

just thought you should um know that...

By Anonymous, on 9:08 AM
Jake on the other hand is packin:

http://img130.imageshack.us/img130/4187/2953938839672a4002o8la.jpg

By Eddy, on 9:51 AM
he is packin. it would be a lot hotter to look at if i didn't already know he sticks that thing in kirstin dunst. i think i'll go puke now.

By Anonymous, on 10:08 AM
wtf? I only count 5 toes on that picture of Kim Stewart and I can't tell how many toes are on the other foot at all. Where do you get 12 from? Am I missing something?

By jessca, on 2:40 PM
^^yeah, you are missing something. The joke.

By Anonymous, on 3:12 PM
She does appear to have 6 toes. You have to save the pic and then zoom in. She doesn't paint the 6th toe. Circus freak.

By drunkbastard, on 4:01 PM
You don't need to save the pic. The pictures give you the option to click for a larger size. It looks like that chick was born with an extra toe on each foot and had them chopped off or something. That being said, if that media whore is to get any publicity at all I'm glad it's in the form of making fun of her mutations.

By Anonymous, on 4:23 PM
Ummm, is that an red ANA bracelet on Kimberly's wrist? Or is she Kabbalah...I think thats an ANA bracelet, she sure as hell looks like it.

By Anonymous, on 1:00 PM
If I'm not mistaken this just points out how much higher a tolerance for partying that Paris has over Tara. That said they both about the trasshiest things out there.

By Eric, on 3:30 PM
Tara doesn't need a big black man.

By Anonymous, on 6:14 PM
"KIMBERLY STEWART NEEDS BOOBJOB"

By Slick, on 7:58 PM
Paris and Tara are wearing the same Jewlery....

WTF?......

By Anonymous, on 11:59 PM
on the toe thing.... you're counting the protruberance of the little toe, it's not an extra toe. she does have some NASTY feet though.

By Anonymous, on 12:00 AM
Yeah they are wearing the same necklaces, that is strange.

By Anonymous, on 12:02 AM
Only, Tara's got the gold rolex daytona. But then again Paris's got that discreet engagement ring, so... they're even? Not even close.

By Anonymous, on 8:55 AM
Wilmer Valderrama creeps me out. He ONLY dates teenagers. Barely legal ones. He's in his mid 20s, why is he still going to the prom?

By Anonymous, on 9:22 AM
Kimberly has negative boobs and her feet are gnarly!

By Anonymous, on 8:18 PM
Don't forget her ass!! Kim Stewarts ass is saggy and gross. Even fat people have nicer asses than her you can check on

http://www.idontlikeyouinthatway.com/2005/07/i-dont-like-links-in-that-way.html

By Anonymous, on 5:18 PM
Tara's such a trainwreck that Paris actually manages to look demure standing next to her.

By Jesse Custer, on 11:56 AM
Tara's at the VIP clup in St Tropez.

By Anonymous, on 2:02 PM
The frightening thing is Paris looks CLASSY next to Tara. Now that is scary.

By Anonymous, on 9:26 PM
you guys are IDIOTS!!! it's not an extra toe, just a protuberance coming from her small toe probably from wearing extremely tight shoes she's not supppose to be wearing. let's just say that i wouldn't want her feet playing with my jewels.

By Anonymous, on 3:27 AM