100 Comments:

• Did you say something? My mind turned to mush after staring at her lips.

  By That Dude, on 7:02 AM  

• Your GOD! I love men.. but damn she is HOT!

  By Anonymous, on 7:11 AM  

• She needs a sammich.

  By Anonymous, on 7:42 AM  

• "mommy misses BRAD!"

  By Jill, on 7:51 AM  

• It's just not fair. Why did she get all the pretty chips in God's Poker Game?!?! Where are mine?!?! DAMMIT.

  By Anonymous, on 8:19 AM  

• OMG! She's not dressed like Johnny Cash! I notice the shoes are still black, though. She is in NY after all. :-)

  By Type (little) a, on 8:19 AM  

• Does she adopt kids because she's too underweight to actually get pregnant?

  By Anonymous, on 8:28 AM  

• //Does she adopt kids because she's too underweight to actually get pregnant?//
  
  I'm sure that part of it has to do with her wanting to save the world, which is awesome, but she's also done so much crazy stuff to her body that it may be unsafe for her to carry a baby.

  By Anonymous, on 8:39 AM  

• Adopting kids IS having your own family. If you mean he wants kids with his own genes, thar's different.

  By Anonymous, on 10:01 AM  

• I don't understand her attraction to Brad. He doesn't even come close to sharing genes with her.

  By Minion, on 12:39 PM  

• What happened to the tattoo in the second pic. Was it photo shopped off. It does looks like she is finally getting it removed...with acid!

  By Kendrick, on 1:02 PM  

• "Adopting kids IS having your own family. If you mean he wants kids with his own genes, thar's different."
  
  Shup up, you dipshit.

  By 78704secede, on 1:06 PM  

• Adopting some children, while noble, is not "saving the world".
  And people should always have children, whether adopted or their own, because they want children...not to "save the world, or be a hero." Being a parent is a tremendous responsibility, not something you do just to be altruistic.

  By Anonymous, on 1:11 PM  

• Dude, raising babies is hard damned work. She looks like she's busting her ass just like every other good mama with kids.

  By Anonymous, on 1:15 PM  

• It LOOKS like she's busting her ass. With that part I agree. It just seems so much for "show".
  
  Who knows? Maybe her PR person puts her up to it.
  Tom and Nicole adopted kids, too...and lots of people in Hollywood have kids. But they don't seem to rub that in the public's face every 5 seconds.
  
  Just imagine Brendon writes a biography in twenty years from now, some best selling book, about the screwed up adopted children of Angelina Jolie.It could happen.

  By Anonymous, on 1:55 PM  

• you're rich in "sprit"?

  By Anonymous, on 2:39 PM  

• umm just in what way does she rub kids in people's faces? All the pictures are those damn tabloids. It is like blaming Diana for her death, if only she was ordinary... so stupid!

  By Anonymous, on 2:54 PM  

• You give the paparazzi the moment, they're going to jump on it.
  
  If she hadn't wanted to be noticed,if she wanted to be incognito, she could've been. But no...take the underprivelaged child on her first shopping spree, to a very public place via public transportation, and gee..."I hope nobody will notice me." How discreet.
  
  Please...how fucking naive would a person have to be, to say that wasn't going to draw attention to herself.

  By Anonymous, on 3:10 PM  

• Hey, I'm all for the adoption of orphaned children, but it would be nice if she did it at home in the U.S. There are plenty of unwanted, abandoned and abused children in America who need to be adopted and I'm sure wouldn't mind having Ang as a mommy (and Brad as a Daddy).

  By Anonymous, on 3:11 PM  

• I totally agree. If she really wanted to save the world, there's plenty of opportunities closer to home. Sadly, with that kind of money, she could've opened a whole foundation for such a cause right here in the good ol' US of A. (No offense to anyone not an American, here.)I mean, she could've had centers and foundations world-damned wide for that matter.THAT would make me think of her as the hero so many others seem so snowed into thinking she is.

  By Anonymous, on 3:21 PM  

• I hate to bring us back to reality, but the kid needs a damn car seat.

  By Anonymous, on 3:27 PM  

• Yeah, she's hot n' all but, man, is she fuckin' coo-coo for cocoa puffs or what! Ha ha ha!
  
  3rd pic bottom row, check out the kid's freakin' evil eye, man! Shit, that thing just gave me the heebie jeebies! He he he. Where does she find these kids, man, Hell?

  By Anonymous, on 3:50 PM  

• I admire how she carry on her life as normal as possible, she is a real pro. Not like that Aniston person who only hang out on exclusive bars, spars and designer's shop, that is sad.

  By Anonymous, on 4:21 PM  

• ^That's a possibility.(hell) Instead of having to give up her firstborn child to the devil in exchange for stardom...satan came up with another idea and hired Angie to be the nanny of his children.
  
  Yup, I totally agree.Fucking coo-coo, is right.

  By Anonymous, on 4:21 PM  

• There's something endearing about A list taking cabs like the rest of us. Give her a break, better than being stuck up and only travel by limosines with your entourage of 12 body guards. She is just normal and down to earth.

  By Anonymous, on 4:24 PM  

• ^She neither needs nor cares whether or not I give her a break.
  
  I think she has an agenda, behind this new mommy facade of hers.
  
  But hey, if you need me to say something positive, okay. She is an attractive woman. If I were a guy, I'd have a hard-on looking at her, and want to do her in spite of her warped, cocoa-puffed nature. LOL

  By Anonymous, on 4:35 PM  

• An orphan in the US has probably the highest chance of survival and best care for in the whole world. Given she is someone who travels regularly to 3rd world countries who saw at first hand the many hopeless atrocities and deaths, it is not hard to understand why she chose to adopt one from these countries. Over there, the kid doesn’t have much of a chance, they’d be simply be forgotten and die in thousands on a daily basis.

  By Anonymous, on 4:38 PM  

• You could be right about the agenda, but which public/hollywood person doesn't? Especially if she was appointed by the UN to highlight the plight of refugee issues in the world, like any public spokes person, there’re risks to be attacked, and you definitely has the right to take a shot at her.
  
  In terms of whether she has actually achieved any good? Look at how many times you hear the word of Refugee, Africa or UN mentioned in the tabloids or on the net compare a year ago? Problem is people tend to prefer reading tabloid trash than world news events of any substance; and yes that include deaths, poverty, war and other bloody atrocities. The truth is US compare to the rest of the world rarely take interests in world events, never mind the news. She certainly has bridged *that* gap and made young people to be at least aware of that aspect of the world .With growing public consciousness on these issues, she is essentially creating opportunities for people to look outside their safe environment. Whether you want to take it up on that offer is another question. She is not asking you to, but you could if you read something interesting about it because of her etc…
  
  Jolie is definitely notorious and has always unafraid of being controversial. I think that is quite refreshing and more worthy compare to say the contribution of Jessica Simpson and Paris Hilton on our paper. My gawd, think of the poor trees that we could save if our focus are less on what people are wearing, who they are sleeping with and which party did they get stoned and focus on more on real issues.

  By Random person, on 5:03 PM  

• it would probably be best for brad & angelina to not have children together. they're so incredibly good looking that i'm pretty sure their children would end up looking like monsters.

  By Anonymous, on 5:27 PM  

• Ok, think about this just maybe...
  After she has contributed an uncalculable amount of time and money to Refugees then adopts TWO orphaned children, becomes a full-time Mommy, insists ANY man who wants her have to want her children who by the way don't have his DNA...she decides to...acclamate her children to American culture by taking them out in public and introducing them to us, society. Is it her fault the first thing her children experience from us (society) is a bunch of vultures, aka papparazzi???
  Come on Team Normal!! Like a fellow blogger suggested...what did we want her to do...call Puffy and request a couple of limos with 15 bodyguards? Now that is begging for attention!
  Also, I've got a question to the HollaBack Gurls...would the man in your life, or the one you want in your life, accept the above pre-requisites??
  That's why I say Angelina and Brad ROCKS! Holla!!

  By msgurl, on 5:59 PM  

• ^How about ONE limo, ONE bodyguard (because there are a lot of crazies out here, that don't fit your description of Team Normal who might actually care about protecting their child), and someplace besides New York (you know...that little obscure town that noone knows about?)
  
  As for Brad (laughing quite hard, now), he has it really tough lying down with her, doesn't he? Such a great sacrifice on his part, sleeping with woman with kids ('cause he ain't married her yet,folks! Oh...but wait...he's not even divorced yet...)Such a great sacrifice he's made...sperm donations.
  
  As Americans, sadly we've been made more aware of the world beyond our backyard because of the fucking terrorism and September 11th. Angelina Jolie doesn't get credit for this newfound awareness Americans have about the world. And some of us, have actually traveled to other countries, aren't as young and impressionable as you might believe. So that when we say we think she has an agenda, it doesn't mean because we read nothing but tabloids and rag.(although an amusing way to de-stress.)
  
  But, hey...if you want to go on thinking she's right up there with all the Saints, you do so. Knock yourself out. But be prepared for opposition.

  By Anonymous, on 6:32 PM  

• Uh... She is filming in New York, she is working! Also oh yes, she does live in some little obscure town all the way in England: population 300.
  
  You answered the point yourself, that it took something like 9/11 for the Americans to finally wake up to the real world. Talk about a rude awakening! And unfortunately with a hot/shit head you call your president, the world continues to suffer with you.
  
  All Celebes are fallible human being no different than us. Jolie’s probably more screwed up because let's face it; Hollywood is hardly the place for a wholesome teenager to grow up gracefully. She’s far from a saint and that is exactly her appeal. You have to admit - the premise of the unpredictable and outrageous Princess of Darkness courting Heads of States, tackling refugee and environmental issues (To quote Yoda: LIGHT side of things) at the peak of her prime is a fairly attractive and almost forbidden fairytale. Either way, she is going to upset a lot of people, but the big picture is whether a few decades from now on when all the memories fade away, will any of her attempts actually benefit future generations, and YES in particularly those outside America who you don’t hear about who she volunteering lent her voice and fame.

  By Another random person, on 8:44 PM  

• ^Hey,I didn't vote for him.
  And I petitioned, right alongside so many people who were against the war all over the world.(I'm a little outspoken, no?)
  And I was already awake, prior to 9/11, and have a father from another country.
  And she(Angelina) does contribute in part,to the world we live in, as we all do. and you are right, she is fallible like the rest of us.
  I just get in twist by people who worship these celebs, like they are perfect...it's scary.
  At least look at the whole picture.
  I was saying that New York is not an obscure town to shop for her. And not having a bodyguard, is just frigging dangerous...she needs to think of the kid.

  By Anonymous, on 9:07 PM  

• Wow a sensible one that hasn't voted for Bush :)
  
  I emphasize she is no different than rest of us, but the fact is most people in her line of work, with her fame and money usually does this type of charitable work at a late stage in life. Certainly not at the peak of their prime when they can be out enjoying the life, partying, drinking, dating, shopping, going to the saloons, holidays etc. She is still young, only 30. What she has done with her life the last 5 years is remarkable. A single woman, a new mother, a film star, juggling filming on different locations while living in the middle of no where; taken heavy duty role of good will ambassador for refugees with some 20+ hands on missions on records to some of the most horrific places on earth, published her journals and got her license as a pilot. She did this without a partner, nor has found time to date instead controversially she said to taken lovers.
  
  Wow…talk about a new breed of woman for the 21st century.
  
  I am as cynical about celebs as the next person even though I do enjoy gossips every now and then, but with Jolie I can’t help wish her the best. Simply because the world would be a far more interesting place with her in it.

  By another random person, on 9:55 PM  

• Some of you ppl here are unbelievably ignorant.
  
  Angie has stated the reason why she adopts children is because there are so many unwanted, orphaned, poverty-strickened kids in the world. If one wants to be a parent, it doesnt have to be your own blood. Why not instead of brining another child into the world, give that love to a child who already exists and needs it? There's a lot more to parenthood than most of you here will never understand in your lifetime.
  
  Second of all, I sense a lot of racism, and prejudice from ppl who say she should adopt from her own home. WHY? Not that there is anythign wrong with adopting from own country, but she probably sees that children from third world deserves a chance to freedom in the good US of A.
  
  One last thing re: attention craving...adopting a child is a big responsbility, I doubt Angie gives too shits about what you ppl think of her in the next 15 years, when she will be old and out of the spotlight, but she will still have these kids. So I doubt she's doing it to please us.
  
  Go rag on ppl like Tara Reid instead, they are the same age and at least Angie IS making a difference whether you like it or not.

  By Anonymous, on 11:01 PM  

• I wonder about those ppl who say negative things about Angelina Jolie...I wonder what they have done to contribute to the world to think they have the right or are in any kind of position to judge. Makes me laugh really.
  
  Guess what ppl, as much as you HATE to admit it, Jolie has changed the world, she has definitely changed the world of Maddox's. Think about where that kid would be right now if she hadnt adopted him. He's now living the luxury life, receiving top notch US education, and not mention he hangs out with Angie and Brad Pitt on a regular basis (some of us will never comprehend that experience). She has chnaged that little boy's life in so mnay ways. How many of you haters can actually say that? So I suggest you ppl go look in the mirror before you judge.

  By Anonymous, on 11:07 PM  

• I suggest that you Angelina worshippers get your head out of Angie's ass.

  By Anonymous, on 11:15 PM  

• and you 'jen' worshipper ,I suggest that you get your hand out of her nose

  By Anonymous, on 5:23 AM  

• ^"and not to mention he hangs out with Angie and Brad Pitt on a regular basis (some of us will never comprehend that experience)"
  
  You act as if being in their presence is a divine right, almost sacred...and would be a privelage to all of us. But some of us don't share that same enthusiasm, and you call us "haters".
  
  But I'll tell you, just because someone reserves that kind of worship for God, and not the mortal that is flawed, doesn't make them a "hater."
  
  And YOU should look in the mirror. YOU have changed the world. We ALL change it, just by being here.Every choice we make, changes the world in some way.

  By Anonymous, on 5:28 AM  

• Sorry. I really doubt they erect (although other things might get erect in her honor) any monuments, or declare any holidays, or name any streets after Angelina Jolie.
  Lots of celebrities have done as much as she has, if not more, realizing that with their fame and wealth comes an ability to do good in unique ways. But I wonder if you would sing their praises, or hitch your star to their wagons, as well.Or if in fact, this undying loyalty is the result of an infatuation for her or Brad Pitt.
  And I really have to wonder how those kids turn out, if she makes them feel like they were her charity cases, and this is why she "saved them".
  And I really have to wonder how many of these undying supporters of hers, have kids themselves, and can even talk about knowing the responsibility.
  I'm glad my parents aren't as fucked up as Brad and Angelina. Would not want her for my mommy.

  By Anonymous, on 5:55 AM  

• yawn...
  
  man, this thread has gotten fucking boring!

  By Anonymous, on 6:00 AM  

• If it weren't for her fans, or the people who've gone to her pictures, she wouldn't have all the money or opportunities to do all this "good".
  So, by going to her movies, you've made the world a better place.

  By Anonymous, on 6:35 AM  

• Yeah if she only make better movies! I wish the best for her, but seriously, she need to focus on getting better projects more.

  By Anonymous, on 7:14 AM  

• Really. The roles she's had, haven't had any depth. She could be an amazing actress, but who would know by the movies she's done?

  By Anonymous, on 7:45 AM  

• it's the latest hollywood craze. adopt children from third world countries then eat them.

  By Wes Mantooth, on 10:22 AM  

• ^ any relation to randolph mantooth?

  By Fred, on 12:52 PM  

• "You act as if being in their presence is a divine right, almost sacred...and would be a privelage to all of us. But some of us don't share that same enthusiasm, and you call us "haters"."
  
  No, I call you a hater because you refuse to acknowledge when others are doing good, or at least putting in some sort of effort to do good. Ppl like usually like to sit back and make negative comments because you just CANT STAND it when others are being praised, unless it is you yourself. Im not a bit surprised as there are tons of ppl like you out there, say negative things for the sake of it, those who like to "rain on others' parades". Its as simple as that.
  
  If Brad and Angelina invited you to a warm family dinner, I doubt you'd decline cuz "you dont care". If celebs didnt matter to you then you wouldnt be here checking on gossip sites and even bother to write a comment. So ya, sure whatever. You keep that "self-righteous, pretentious" act, u might actually start to believe it yourself.

  By Anonymous, on 2:46 PM  

• since when is she blonde?

  By i ate a smurf, on 4:25 PM  

• Hey! She's doing good stuff. She's being a mom (twice), worker, volunteer and lover...all with the whole world watching. The gurl is doing her thang! and doing it good!
  Brad is lucky...freaking lucky...to get an opportunity to share in her world.
  This isn't about her being famous. Let's leave that at the door for just a minute. She's got it all and doing it all. Give the girl her props.
  UNLIKE ms jen who last time I checked is still on the floor. When's the last time you heard ms jolie crying over lost milk. You won't hear it because she's got too many responsibilities. She's got a life!

  By msgurl, on 5:15 PM  

• If I'm a hater for not being delusional, and not wanting to be bowled over and kiss ass, then you're a suck-up for the opposite. A starry-eyed fucking suck-up.

  By Anonymous, on 5:45 PM  

• msgurl, it's spilled milk.
  
  brendon, make like the fug girls and shut these infernal message boards down.
  
  
  FOOOOOOOOOOOOOCK!

  By 78704secede, on 8:49 PM  

• ^I think Brendon just sits back, and laughs at this stuff. He never made any claims that this site was a place to show your support as a fan, or fight your political battles. Yet people do come here, again and again, trying to be heard and taken seriously.

  By Anonymous, on 9:23 PM  

• AJ is incredibly media-savvy. The UN-AJ hook-up was value-added for both parties -- the UN got a pretty human face and lots of free publicity, and AJ got the chance to begin the long process of public redemption, following her weird Billy Bob Thornton blood-drinking, sex-in-the-limo thing, the brother-sister french kiss on national tv, the cutting thing, etc, etc, ad nauseum. She has been markedly successful in her campaign if the adultation I'm reading on this board is any indication.
  
  As far as I can tell, she, alone of a host of current and former UN goodwill ambassadors including Whoopie Goldberg, Michael Douglas, Vanessa Redgrave, Jackie Chan, Ricky Martin, and ex-Spice Girl, Geri Halloway, has chosen to use her UN role to manipulate public perception of her persona, and to deflect attention from her actions as a private human being (i.e, her recently reported huffy exit from a tv show that had the audacity to ask her about BP when the poor thing just wanted to talk refugees). And I'm sorry, but what exactly does she DO other than photo-ops in third world and/or war-torn countries, frequently undertaken prior to release of one of her movies? The last photo I saw showed her seated between Condoleeza Rice and a foreign dignatory, who were leaning over AJ to greet one another. AJ appeared cross-eyed, ignored, and completely outclassed.
  
  To Anon4:24 who says that orphans in the US have the highest chance of survival and best care in the "whole world," please check out the infant mortality rankings at geographyiq.com. To our shame, the US is ranked 36th in the world in terms of infant mortality -- below Cuba and Taiwan. Having said that, your larger point is correct: the US infant mortality rate is much much lower than the rates in African countries. I think the point people are trying to make with regard to AJ is that she willfully chose to adopt a relatively healthy infant, who also had family -- a grandmother, I believe, who could have cared for the child. Most African orphans do not have the luxuries of health and extended family.
  
  To Another Random Person: speaking as a life-long liberal democrat, why don't you just fuck right back over to your terrorist-loving, anti-semite pals over at the Guardian talkboards? Nobody wants to read your bullshit political opinions here.

  By Anonymous, on 12:51 PM  

• It would be a shame if comments were turned off here. They add to the general hilarity of this site. I especially like those really really long and heavy handed ones trying to make some point everyone with a HS diploma and some common sense already knows. They're really funny, *cough*.

  By Fred, on 3:02 PM  

• Fred 3:02: And that point is ...?

  By Anonymous, on 3:10 PM  

• 1. celebrities are media savvy. (truly, a revelation)
  
  2. US infant mortality rates are higher than one would think but still lower than Africa. (how novel! and obvious) People on this thread are upset AJ adopted a healthier than usual african child. (they're not)
  (BTW, Anon 4:24 is praising AJ for taking cabs, not what you wrote. no biggie though)
  
  3. you're a lib dem who sounds a lot more like someone slightly to the right of the tories. (now that IS a revelation to me about lib dems!)

  By Fred, on 3:43 PM  

• Fred: With all due respect, I disagree with the relevance of your points to my observations.
  
  I'll stop with that comment because I believe it is inappropriate to engage in personal quarrels on public forums. Do you have a blog yourself, or a generic email address? If you're willing to provide either, I'll be happy to respond to your "points."
  
  Anyway -- amusing as it's been -- I'm outta here (you know, gotta get back to Fox News and the National Review, LOL).

  By Anonymous, on 4:38 PM  

• I friggin hate anonymous posts, why won't anyone responsible for their comments.
  
  To anon August 20, 2005 12:51 PM, you are flipping sad to critise others who simply does not agree with the Bush politics, very black and white and talk about typical American ignorance and intolerance. Tragic!
  
  You can not generalize all celebs are the same, nor do all Good will ambassadors. It is like reporters, there are hardworking investigative reporters who write at frontline and put their own lives at risks and there are tabloid reporters who does lazy and sensationalist journalism to pass time for irresponsible PR. My point is self explanatory.
  
  The story about the Aids Orphan having a Grandma is tabloid tosh, and has been disapproved by the Orphanage Director. Given you are so good with research, why don't you research some hard facts before broad stroking with your tabloid propaganda from tree killers like Star or US weekly.

  By KatyCatUK, on 4:47 PM  

• Ahem. This is an entertainment forum. It is not a political discussion board. Just a reminder.

  By Anonymous, on 5:16 PM  

• Hey, hey! There is no "personal quarrel" here! Just having some laughs, making some jokes, exercising our bitch slapping skills, you know, trying to be smartasses. Just for our personal entertainment, to while away the hours and all that... right? Aww, come on, man!

  By Fred, on 5:58 PM  

• I need to get out of this site, but I think I'm addicted! While I respect and respond to anyone who does not personalize differences of opinion (i.e. Fred), personal attacks mean open season.
  
  So ...To KatyCupcakeBrain:
  
  1) I friggin hate foreigners who think it is appropriate to come to our country and tell us what is wrong with it! Get over yourselves already.
  
  2) You are flipping sad to leap to the premature and erroneous conclusion that I am a Bush supporter. Tragic!
  
  3) This paragraph is just word soup. I've read it several times trying to understand your point, without any success. Linear logic, CupcakeBrain! Seldom used, but always appreciated. You should try it sometime.
  
  4) I'm still grappling with the first sentence of your final observation. The orphanage director disapproved of the tabloids reporting that the AIDs orphan had a grandma? Do you mean disproved? As in refuted? So, are you saying that the orphanage director that provided the infant to AJ (as opposed to some random orphange director)has refuted the story, reported by some tabloids, that this infant had a grandmother? If this is what you are saying, can you reference your source? In other words -- link, please? Note that I'm not saying your version is inaccurate -- you'll notice that I qualified my original comment (due to my reservations about the veracity of story). You, however, are disputing a widely disseminated story with an unqualified factual statement, which should always be accompanied by the source data.

  By Anonymous, on 6:29 PM  

• Thanks Fred -- you're right. Exercising one's bitch slapping skills (as you so eloquently put it!) does appear to have tremedous therapuetic value ...
  
  Best of Luck to you.

  By Anonymous, on 6:36 PM  

• Hey, It's Brad Pitt here.
  
  You all are too hard on me. This is the way it is:
  
  I was bored with Jennifer Aniston. Real bored. Didn't you see those pictures of us at a restaurant after I finished shooting Troy? I hadn't seen her in weeks. But we had nothing to say to each other.
  
  The spark had gone out of the marriage a long time ago.
  
  Sex with her was boring. She was always working. I want a woman who puts me first. Instead I had a wife who was always working. She said she wanted babies after friends. So I busied myself renovating our house. Didn't you folks hear it took 2 years. I didn't give a S*** about anyone but myself back then. But then even before she had finished Friends she was signing up for movie after movie. Where were my babies man?
  
  The seven year itch started coming on really fast. I was hanging out with my dude George Clooney. He was screwing a different woman every week. It made me think - why am I still with Jen? I love her but I'm bored. I'm trapped. We're America's Sweethearts. I didn't know how I was going to get out of it without looking like a dirtbag.
  
  I signed up for Mr and Mrs Smith. It almost didn't happen. First Nicole was signed to it then backed out. Then the producers wanted Catherine Zeta-Jones but S***, she was too old. Then Angelina came on board. Wow. I'd heard she was crazy but dude, in the flesh she was hot man. I lusted after her from the moment she walked on set. She was flirting with me like hell - check out the shots taken from the set of Mr and Mrs Smith. Jen was working like usual but hell, I wasn't missing her at all. Angelina was the bees knees. So beautiful. And when we did the sex scenes, hell. She was giving 200%. Shame they were cut from the movie because the producers were too afraid to show them. Angie made it clear she could give a man the sexual time of his life. In the meantime Jen and I are down to once a week if that.
  
  Man I was falling with her. After we finished shooting I went to Clooney's place at Como with Jen. But all the time I was thinking about Angelina. And I started thinking - I want out of this marriage. But how am I gonna do it? It could finish me.
  
  Then I thought. How about I portray Jennifer as a career hungry bitch who doesn't want kids. And look how Angelina does all that humanitarian crap. If I do some of that S*** maybe I'll come up smelling roses in the split. So all I have to do is talk about wanting kids in every interview I do for Ocean's 12 and then people will think I'm leaving Jen because she won't give me any - great idea.
  
  I mean look at Angie. She adopts those kids. Hell she gives them a loving home. I really dig that S***.
  
  In the meantime I've been calling Angelina heaps. I love our conversations but she says I need to leave Jennifer. Life's short and I need to do what makes me happy. I love Jen she still wants to stay married - how do I get out of it. Oh. I'll tell her I'm having a mid-life crisis. I need to find myself. What I really need to do is find Angelina and start F****** her hard. But I won't tell her that.
  
  I go on vacation with Jennifer and Courtney and David and we decide to split. Afterwards I act like the model husband. I throw her a birthday party and we go to some big Hollywood gigs together. I call Angelina and tell her.
  
  Then we do the W shoot - that's when I start F****** her but I've already done it a thousand times in my head. That makes me realise - hell I've done the right thing. I haven't felt like this about Jennifer in years. Man she's hot. And so beautiful. I got tired of looking at Jen's face. Angie and I decide to keep the whole thing hidden. Hell I knew if I got found out the S*** would hit the fan. Can't have that happen man, America loves me.
  
  Then we go for a dirty weekend in Africa. Thought we could get away with it. We thought wrong. Got sprung. Damn.
  
  But my back up plan is this African bullshit. Cindy my publicist came up with it. Do an hour long special talking about starving kids. Dramatic things were needed because my image could be finished once people realised that I dumped Jen for Angelina. I went along with it man I love my career. So I go and hold up some starving kids for the cameras. No problem.
  
  Now we're still hiding out but once the divorce is through I'm free as a bird man. And I'm thinking marriage. Maybe I don't need any biological kids? Angie says it's selfish. I bet she's right. I mean I'm in love with her. If she says having biological babies is selfish it is. That was my old selfish way of thinking. Now I want to save the world man. My life has changed. I just want to adopt all those starving babies man. Only selfish people have biological kids.
  
  My parents say I'm not thinking straight. Man I've never felt so good in my entire life. I've got the most desirable woman in the world. Every guy wants to be me. Angelina's wild in the sack. This is great.
  
  I don't think about the fact that she's already been married twice. I'm Brad Pitt for god's sake. The first husband was unknown and the second that old cretin Billy Bob. Man I can hold her. Just keep being nice to the adopted kids that's the key.
  
  Jen isn't talking to me. Well that's to be expected. I've just replaced her hook line and sinker with Angelina anyway who is so much more exciting.
  
  I've never been happier man never. This is great. Leaving Jen was the best thing. But her doing that Vanity Fair interview was nasty man. Plain nasty. How could she sell me out like that. It's not like I'm taking Angelina out on the red carpet or anything. Man, we're being discreet.
  
  I never worry about the people in Hollywood. Man, I'm Brad Pitt and she's Angelina Jolie. They'll kiss our ass man all of them. And as for the public? Easy man. I'll do more of those "save AFrica" tv specials, hold up some starving babies for the cameras. Americans are just F****** stupid. Cindy says they can be manipulated into believing anything. She says don't worry, just do what I say and they'll still love you. She's right. Cindy can spin anything.
  
  So now I'm sitting pretty. I'm having the best sex of my life. I'm with the hottest woman in the world. I like kids and now I have 2. I just have to hope it works out. Angelina says she wants to be with me forever. I've got it all man. Jennifer is just a distant memory. Can't wait until the divorce comes through. Then Angelina and I will appear in public together - start getting the public used to the idea. THat's what Camilla and Prince Charles did. We'll do that kind of S***. Just like Ben Affleck and Jennifer Garner did. We'll be ok. I'm a Zen master at this PR S***. And the American public is thick as pigshit. THey can be manipulated into believing anything. Look at what George Bush got away with.
  
  I'm Brad Pitt. I'm huge. I'm the biggest F****** male star in the world. I've got the best looking woman in the world. And I'm invincible.

  By Anonymous, on 11:28 PM  

• Check out this video of Angelina Jolie - it's amazing:
  
  www.joliehomewrecker.com
  
  Just turn up the sound and enjoy - it load automatically

  By Anonymous, on 11:33 PM  

• Someone book 2 places at the Betty Ford Clinic for 17 years from now when Angelina's f*cked up kids will be stopping by to stay for a while. LOL.

  By Anonymous, on 11:38 PM  

• To the one above, who posted as brad:
  That is the most amazing post yet...really hilarious.
  
  I came to this site, hoping to have a few laughs. But then I realized, it had somehow become a bizarre fan club for Brangelina.
  OOOOOPPPSSS!!!! My bad.

  By Anonymous, on 6:06 AM  

• Look at the way she's pimping the adopted Ethiopian kid here. And LOOK AT THE FAKE PROTECTIVENESS. Take a look at photos of other Hollywood mothers carrying their babies in a papoose or whatever they call it. They don't put their arms around the kid in this really FAKE overprotective way. It's weird. IT'S ALL FOR THE CAMERAS FOLKS. She's the only Hollywood mother who does it because THEY are real and with her the whole thing is a f*cking act and PR opportunity. HATE! Let's all send a whole bunch of negative energy Angelina's way in the hope that she starts suffering like she deserves to:
  
  http://www.idontlikeyouinthatway.com/blog/archives/aj108.jpg
  
  And here's another fake "look what a protective mother I am" staged photo:
  
  http://www.idontlikeyouinthatway.com/blog/archives/aj112.jpg
  
  Is she trying to protect the kids face from the sun? NO FOLKS BECAUSE THE KID IS BLACK AND THEY DON'T BURN. Idiot.
  
  Did you ever see Gwyneth or Cate Blanchett or Kate Winslet behaving like this or Kate Hudson? NO. That's because they are natural loving mothers and not PR freaks like Angelina who's third world adopted kids are part of her image.
  
  How long before she does another photo spread for Esquire or some other magazine including Zahara this time for some extra publicity? Angelina is pathetic.
  
  And look at this bullshit.
  
  http://www.idontlikeyouinthatway.com/blog/archives/aj108.jpg
  
  Have you ever seen Heidi Klum or any of the other celeb mothers CARRY A BOTTLE WHILE CROSSING THE STREET. No - the bottle is part of the photo op to counteract the Angelina is a husband stealer publicity. Someone get this famewhore out of our sights. Like permanently

  By Tracey S, on 6:58 AM  

• Look at this picture of Whorelina flashing her pussy at Brad:
  
  http://network.news.com.au/image/0,10114,5031908,00.jpg
  
  And some people claim she didn't entice him to leave Jennifer? Get real folks. A picture says a thousand words. She virtually led him to her pussy and then made him drink.
  
  In this shot she is actually spreading her legs for him Talk about going beyond the demands of the script. She set out to get him and got him. She set out to seduce him. She set out to make him dissatisfied with Jennifer - to think about the sex he could be having with her versus the sex he was having with Jennifer. And he was hooked. And this picture shows how hooked he really was. Angelina reeled him in and now she's eating him up - literally.
  
  God Angelina is so full of bullsh*t. The whole thing i.e. her humanitarian crap is a f*cking charade. It's a PR roadshow. She's just an actress playing a part. She's trying to manipulate the public just like she manipulated Brad into leaving his wife. She learnt her PR lessons from Joan Crawford. Take a good look at that picture I posted upthread again. Angelina knew EXACTLY WHAT SHE WAS DOING. She was flirting like hell with Brad, turning him on sexually, trying to get him aroused and interested in her. And she succeeded.
  
  Jennifer Aniston didn't stand a chance with this man-stealing, morally bankrupt viper on the loose.
  
  Now she's leading Brad around by the penis and he's following her 5 steps behind with his tongue hanging out. Angelina could adopt a whole baseball team worth of third world adopted kids and he wouldn't give a rat's ass SO LONG AS SHE KEEPS F*CKING HIM HARD. But if she starts paying too much attention to the adopted kids and not enough on Brad he could emerge from his real life wet dream sooner than she thinks. In which case Angelina had better get herself knocked up fast if she wants to keep him hanging around wasting his time with those third world adopted kids of hers.

  By Maximus, on 6:58 AM  

• Some ppl here either need to go back to school and get a proper education, or get your heads out out your asses and stop talking sh*t and pretending to know-it-all.
  
  Makes me sick.

  By Anonymous, on 7:03 AM  

• Even fucked-up Jennifer and Vince Vaughn had a bodyguard just to go out for drinks.
  Having a bodyguard is a practicality, and not a luxury. There's nothing endearing about getting your kid's and your own brain splattered all over the streets of New York by some lunatic. I'm sure if Brad actually gives a damn, he'd tell her that himself.
  I'd mention it, more for the baby's sake, than hers.
  How stupid can she be?

  By Anonymous, on 7:36 AM  

• That Brad Pitt poster is hilarious!!!! Most entertaining post I've read on any of these message boards!

  By Anonymous, on 8:38 AM  

• Hi, Brad.
  
  This is Dr. Phil. Our friend Oprah thought I should talk you. It would seem she's a little disgusted that you went on her show, and told everyone watching that your marriage was great, and then 5 minutes later you were sleeping with Angelina.
  
  Brad. Brad? Brad? Are you listening to me? Your zipper's down...put that one-eyed monster away for one minute so I can talk to you...

  By Anonymous, on 9:54 AM  

• ^ Um, one eyed "monster"? hardly...

  By Anonymous, on 1:46 PM  

• "I just assumed she would travel in a coach made by Prada led by a team of magical white pegasus."
  
  ---just one of the many reasons this is the best blog out there.----- the writing is consistently HA-LAR-IOUS!!!

  By Anonymous, on 1:51 PM  

• oh...and some ppl here need to just chill the f*uck out.
  
  to all the ladies who hate: Angie didnt sleep with your man, and you're mad because she can get any man she wants. Is jennifer your friend? I dont think so, so stop that pretentious sympathy BS, calling Angie names because Jen A. doesnt give a sh*t what you ppl have to say.
  
  It's a bitch not everyone can look like her. The world would look so much better than having half of you ugly bitches barking and critisizing the next woman who looks better than them.

  By Anonymous, on 2:29 PM  

• ^Here we go again ...

  By Anonymous, on 3:01 PM  

• ^ yeah, really, yawn....

  By Anonymous, on 4:22 PM  

• Prediction - Brad and Angelina both die in a plane crash piloted by stupid Whorelina.
  
  Prediction - No one wants her screwed up third world adopted kids so they are sent back to Cambodia and Ethiopia.
  
  Prediction - No one wants to pay to see Angelina in anything any more and she continues to deliver f*cked up performances.
  
  Prediction - Brad wakes up in 6 months time and he's over the sex with Angelina looks around and thinks why am I here surrounded by a bunch of non-white third world kids that aren't even mine. Oh! That's right! I had a mid-life crisis.
  
  Basically once the sex gets mundane Brad will start seeing all the crazy and kick her to the curb.
  
  Remember even Billy Bob didn't want her sorry ass once he'd screwed her for a few years. And even Colin Farrell wasn't interested.
  
  Before Brad left his wife for her Angelina was actually starting to be painted as a really tragic figure in the mags in terms of no man wanting to GO OUT with her (yeah plenty wanted to screw her).
  
  Going out with Brad has boosted her desirability. But increased the hatred of her.
  
  Did anyone see those pics of Angelina kissing Ewan McGregor in her trailer while he was married? Then she tried to get her evil claws into Olivier Martinez. None of them were buying anything from her but a quick screw.
  
  Brad's mind is so shot from all the pot he's not thinking straight.
  
  Check this out:
  
  www.joliehomewrecker.com

  By It's Maddox - Call child services someone and help me escape!!, on 9:11 PM  

• It's Maddox.
  
  Someone please call child services and take me away from this lunatic.
  
  I'm sick of being pimped out to the cameras. I'm only 4 but everyone knows my name and face. Why can't I have a normal life like other kids? Why is my mother constantly shoving me in front of the cameras? Why does she take me to photoshoots? Why does she take me to toy stores all the time but tip off the photographers so that they are constantly shoving cameras in my face?
  
  My mother is never around. She's made upteen films in the last few years and I only ever see her when the cameras are around. When she isn't filming she's off saving other poor kids - but only when reporters are around. What about me? I don't like this new sister of mine Zahara either. Nowadays Mum is shoving her in front of the cameras more than me. Is that because she's cuter?
  
  Also I hear my mum and Brad having sex all the time - I've even walked in on them - is that normal? I see them naked doing things I've never seen before.
  
  Speaking of Brad when Mum was making Alexander she was with that guy Colin. Now we are hanging around Brad. How come mum has so many men in her life? How come I don't have one daddy like other kids?
  
  I'm sick of being left with nannies all the time. I want a normal family. Why are they doing this to me?
  
  I wish I could be with my real mum instead of this witch.

  By Wacko Jacko, on 9:29 PM  

• brad pitt poster is the best yet,"me escape" you need help ,"tracy" I think angelina look like any mother to me ..you only see what YOU want to see becouse you hate her, "maxemus"if there is any sex tape will com out in the future for angelina and prad sure you will be addicted to it,and for all angelina haters out ther.. save your bullying for going back to school..kids

  By Anonymous, on 1:03 AM  

• ^ Your command of the English language blows, and you should go back to grammar school, yourself. My prediction, is that you get in a lot of fights while there, as you are intolerant of anyone with a difference of opinion about this home-wrecking slut who will probably be an unfit mother.

  By Anonymous, on 4:15 AM  

• meow...

  By Anonymous, on 5:39 AM  

• someone like me not an american dont have to know your language like you do.GOD you rearly know how to hate and your so good at it ..no wonder the rest of the world burn your flags and hate you ... meow ..meowwwwww

  By Anonymous, on 8:13 AM  

• The English language is actually of European origin, baby-cakes. Anyone with even a tadpole of a brain would know that.
  
  And if I learned anything about hate, it was from listening to your criticism of Americans and every other person who posted. Why don't you bury your head back into the pig swill of ignorance from which it came?

  By Anonymous, on 8:23 AM  

• ^My spanish speaking skills are so poor that I wouldn't even try to go onto, say, a Spanish blog flinging insults. Nor do I think I would label all Spanish as ignorant haters after being called on my statements...

  By Anonymous, on 8:54 AM  

• what make you think im from Europ??? im not ..and im free to say what i want just like u ..this is the inter net baby ..who is the ignorant now.

  By Anonymous, on 8:55 AM  

• shama lama ding dong

  By Anonymous, on 8:58 AM  

• كس امك كس امكم يا يا بقر يا حمير يا امريكان انشاءالله بن لادن يفجر فيكم مرة ثانية يا خنازير

  By Anonymous, on 9:12 AM  

• ^Just so you all know, I've asked a Morrocan friend for a translation of this sentence. According to my friend, this appears to be a Palestinean speaking.
  
  The sentence begins with a string of curses, and ends by saying "with the will of God, Bin Ladin will bomb you again. Pigs." My friend is appalled, and says only, "god has nothing to do with this."

  By Anonymous, on 9:37 AM  

• Hmmmm. I never said I thought you were a European (you lack their savvy). I said the English language is of that origin. (Can't read, either?)
  
  Well. I think you're an idiot, and it makes no difference where you're from. My suspicion, is that your own people think you're an idiot, too. Which is why you post, here, hoping it will be unnoticed.
  
  Is that clear enough for you?
  
  PS- Not afraid of your threats. Please provide an address next time.

  By Anonymous, on 10:05 AM  

• ضحكتوني كثير لم اكن اتصور ان الامريكان خوافين وجبناء لهذه الدرجة عموما خلوا صاحبكم المغربي يترجم ما اقوله هذا اسهل لي من الكتابة بالانجليزية الممثلة انجلينا لفت العالم كلة وزارت جميع الدول بلا استثناء ولها نظرة للعالم كيف يجب ان يكون لذلك اناس مثلكن لم ولن تفهموها عموما انا اسف على قول الاشياء السيئة عنكم نحن نحب امريكا لكن اناس امريكان ضيقين الافق مثل بعضكم هنا يجعلنا نكرهكم سلام للجميع وبالاخص للشخص المغربي

  By Anonymous, on 1:00 PM  

• ^Just for the record, I am not the same person arguing with you. I simply read the arguments and then provided a translation through my friend, who can not respond in arabic because this PC doesn't have that capacity.
  
  It sounds as if you have REALLY had a change of heart since you last posted. I will translate one last time, because my Morroccan friend says I will be charged if I ask again. So here goes (roughly translated):
  
  "You make me laugh, I didn't know that Americans are cowards and afraid. Let your Morroccan friend translate what I'm saying because I prefer to write in arabic. If your Morroccan friend has a better view of what the world should be like (?) You will never understand us. I actually am very sorry to say what I said in my previous email about you. We love Americans, but a few are narrow-minded like you and that's who we hate. Say hi to everybody and especially your Morroccan friend."

  By Anonymous, on 1:33 PM  

• We Americans are cowards?
  
  Please.
  
  Osama Bin Laden's last known place of residency: some hole, somewhere...it's anyone's guess where he HIDES from us.
  
  George Bush's place of residency: White House, Washington, D.C.
  
  See the difference? See who is hiding in fear, and who is up front and center?
  
  Terrorism is always the act of a coward who is too afraid to come right out and complain, and who takes not only the lives of others, but their own lives as well.
  
  But at least we agree on one point. I don't hate entire nations, either. I don't even hate you. I just think your English sucks, and you waste your time trying to make a point when noone understands what you're saying.

  By Anonymous, on 3:29 PM  

• Cut that political rubbish. This is a thread on Angelina and Brad you fools.

  By Anonymous, on 9:10 PM  

• ^ Wow. So terrorist statements are now "political rubbish?" You really can't tell the difference from Anon 3:29 comments and Anon 9:12's prayers for Bin Ladin to bomb America again?
  
  Does it strike you as even the tiniest bit odd that someone would pray for another terrorist attack simply because another poster doesn't like Angelina Jolie? And no, I'm not one of arguing parties -- simpy an appalled bystander, trying hard to understand your logic ...

  By Anonymous, on 10:04 PM  

• ^ Agreed. While in the realm of possibility that there was an actual terrorist that posted, in all probability it's an over-zealous Angelina fan who didn't appreciate the difference of opinion here. (One who is sadly lacking in good grammar skills, I might reiterate.)
  
  I suppose I could make the cheap generalization, that this is what Angelina fans are like: when they don't hear what they want, they pose as terrorists who try to scare you into submission.(laughing)
  
  But I don't make generalizations that involve hatred for large groups of people. Not even celebrities, that we come here to ridicule for harmless laughs.
  
  So I've played along with this so-called terrorist, who is probably just a disgruntled poster. And again, I don't hate this person. I just thought they were hyper-critical of a lot of others who posted here, and their English was poor.
  
  I'm entitled to my opinions about Angelina, Jennifer, and Brad. We're all entitled. If someone wants to threaten me, for that freedom that we all have, I only say this: Bring it on!!!Please leave me your address. But have a backbone, and leave innocent people out of it. And don't threaten a whole nation just because you're pissed off with me for having trouble understanding the garbled post that's supposed to pass as communication, that comes across as unseasoned, childish rants.

  By Anonymous, on 6:31 AM  

• Really! What is it with jolie fans and why are they so rabid?

  By Anonymous, on 12:15 PM  

• People with guilt issues and weak arguments, are always rabid.

  By Anonymous, on 1:18 PM  

• ^ in other words, dumb sluts, he he he.

  By Anonymous, on 2:32 PM  

• Does Angelina now share the same bleach bottle with Brad?...haha she looks a lot like Jen with lighter hair...oh...my bad... I wouldn't put Jen down like that...Jen has class... something Mommy here is lacking....just my opinion

  By Anonymous, on 8:46 PM  

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