Dude, Brendon: the whole mocking female stars for being fat thing is really fucking tired. Kelly's got some shitty costuming to be sure -- it's wickedly unflattering and makes her average (AVERAGE -- IMAGINE!) body look bad -- but you make *yourself* look like a weak-minded writer when you fall back on fat snipes. You might be a gossip columnist but come on: at least be CREATIVE in your sniping. For inspiration, I recommend Go Fug Yourself. Bitingly funny and written in a way that keeps you guessing.
"GFY" only makes fun of what celebrities wear, though very entertainingly. This site makes fun of them for a whole constellation of shortcomings including fashion sense. I think that's pretty creative myself.
The only thing on this page that's tired is all these piss poor writers advertising their own piss poor blogs in the comment section. If I ran this site, I'd delete every comment that plugged another site. You want to advertise on this site, pay your money like all the rest.
I don't know much about this stuff, but isn't including your own blog when you post a comment pretty much the only way to get your blog noticed? (short of taking out paid ads, of course, but let's get real for a sec.)
Changing the subject from lesser blogs to SNL...I really think this is the worst that SNL has been since the Robert Downey Jr years. I'm usually an apologist and hate people the randomly bash things, but that Kate Winslet sketch was painful. It's just a bunch of ad parodies and celebrity impressions. Hell, I didn't think it could get worse when Katan and Oteri left, but shit...
omg, robert downey jr. days. terrible. i agree SNL is as bad now. didn't anthony michael hall and jim (not john) belushi also help make that SNL time terrible?
I agree, SNL is not funny anymore. They desperately need new and creative writers. TERRIBLE!
As far as Kelly Clarkson, she is NOT fat. Give me a break...she looks great in my opinion. I'd rather hit that then some skeleton bitch I'd break in half on the first thrust! How fun is sex with bones? Not very...I've had both and I'll take a girl with meat on her anytime. More fun indeed.
Um, last time i checked, Kelly isn't paid to have a better body than average; she's paid to sing better. I have no idea why you have to be physically perfect to be considered talented at singing, acting, ect.
Um, last time i checked, Kelly isn't paid to have a better body than average; she's paid to sing better. I have no idea why you have to be physically perfect to be considered talented at singing, acting, ect.
Um, last time i checked, Kelly isn't paid to have a better body than average; she's paid to sing better. I have no idea why you have to be physically perfect to be considered talented at singing, acting, ect.
Um, last time i checked, Kelly isn't paid to have a better body than average; she's paid to sing better. I have no idea why you have to be physically perfect to be considered talented at singing, acting, ect.
Um, last time i checked, Kelly isn't paid to have a better body than average; she's paid to sing better. I have no idea why you have to be physically perfect to be considered talented at singing, acting, ect.
Um, last time i checked, Kelly isn't paid to have a better body than average; she's paid to sing better. I have no idea why you have to be physically perfect to be considered talented at singing, acting, ect.
everyone thinks that just because someone actually sounds good live then they must use back up tracks but in case ya'll forgot, Kelly was on American Idol, a show where they sing live every week and, at least during the first season, barely even had music backing them up, so obviously she knows how to sing live
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By uglyceleb, on 11:52 AM
Dude, Brendon: the whole mocking female stars for being fat thing is really fucking tired. Kelly's got some shitty costuming to be sure -- it's wickedly unflattering and makes her average (AVERAGE -- IMAGINE!) body look bad -- but you make *yourself* look like a weak-minded writer when you fall back on fat snipes. You might be a gossip columnist but come on: at least be CREATIVE in your sniping. For inspiration, I recommend Go Fug Yourself. Bitingly funny and written in a way that keeps you guessing.
By Anonymous, on 12:26 PM
Shilling for GFY -- now THAT's fucking tired, as well as tiring.
By Anonymous, on 1:31 PM
Ashlee Simpson: "I've battled those demons." ... It's like she's Ray Charles kicking heroin.
By Anonymous, on 1:36 PM
Quit fucking spamming, "uglyceleb" person.
And, to the hypersensitive fattie person, go buy a dildo and you know what to yourself.
By Skepticious Rex, on 1:47 PM
Kelly Clarkson: I'd hit it.
"GFY" only makes fun of what celebrities wear, though very entertainingly. This site makes fun of them for a whole constellation of shortcomings including fashion sense. I think that's pretty creative myself.
Lighten up...
By Fred, on 2:24 PM
kelly clarkson gets paid to have a better than average body, so to snipe her averageness and call her fat is perfectly reasonable.
By Anonymous, on 3:01 PM
Brendon doesn't just pick on "fat or average" people. He's an equal opportunity jokester. And it is funny.
Besides...he gave me pics of Hugh Jackman this morning. I could kiss him for that. So lighten up, people.
By Anonymous, on 3:28 PM
The only thing on this page that's tired is all these piss poor writers advertising their own piss poor blogs in the comment section. If I ran this site, I'd delete every comment that plugged another site. You want to advertise on this site, pay your money like all the rest.
By Jesse Custer, on 3:36 PM
I don't know much about this stuff, but isn't including your own blog when you post a comment pretty much the only way to get your blog noticed? (short of taking out paid ads, of course, but let's get real for a sec.)
By Anonymous, on 3:47 PM
I agree with 'Bullgod'. If these stupid asses keep spamming the comments area we'll likely lose the comments area, so fucking knock it off, idiots!
By Anonymous, on 4:46 PM
P.S. There's a difference between having your name linked and adding your URL to the comment like that uglyceleb dude up top.
By Anonymous, on 4:48 PM
Changing the subject from lesser blogs to SNL...I really think this is the worst that SNL has been since the Robert Downey Jr years. I'm usually an apologist and hate people the randomly bash things, but that Kate Winslet sketch was painful. It's just a bunch of ad parodies and celebrity impressions. Hell, I didn't think it could get worse when Katan and Oteri left, but shit...
By Anonymous, on 6:18 PM
omg, robert downey jr. days. terrible. i agree SNL is as bad now. didn't anthony michael hall and jim (not john) belushi also help make that SNL time terrible?
By Anonymous, on 8:13 PM
I agree, SNL is not funny anymore. They desperately need new and creative writers. TERRIBLE!
As far as Kelly Clarkson, she is NOT fat. Give me a break...she looks great in my opinion. I'd rather hit that then some skeleton bitch I'd break in half on the first thrust! How fun is sex with bones? Not very...I've had both and I'll take a girl with meat on her anytime. More fun indeed.
By Anonymous, on 3:53 AM
Um, last time i checked, Kelly isn't paid to have a better body than average; she's paid to sing better. I have no idea why you have to be physically perfect to be considered talented at singing, acting, ect.
By Anonymous, on 10:00 AM
Um, last time i checked, Kelly isn't paid to have a better body than average; she's paid to sing better. I have no idea why you have to be physically perfect to be considered talented at singing, acting, ect.
By Anonymous, on 10:00 AM
Um, last time i checked, Kelly isn't paid to have a better body than average; she's paid to sing better. I have no idea why you have to be physically perfect to be considered talented at singing, acting, ect.
By Anonymous, on 10:00 AM
Um, last time i checked, Kelly isn't paid to have a better body than average; she's paid to sing better. I have no idea why you have to be physically perfect to be considered talented at singing, acting, ect.
By Anonymous, on 10:00 AM
Um, last time i checked, Kelly isn't paid to have a better body than average; she's paid to sing better. I have no idea why you have to be physically perfect to be considered talented at singing, acting, ect.
By Anonymous, on 10:00 AM
Um, last time i checked, Kelly isn't paid to have a better body than average; she's paid to sing better. I have no idea why you have to be physically perfect to be considered talented at singing, acting, ect.
By Anonymous, on 10:01 AM
okay, okay, you made your point, jeeez!
By Fred, on 2:54 PM
Um, last time i checked, Kelly is fat.
By Anonymous, on 8:07 PM
Um, last time I checked, it was "etc," not "ect."
By Anonymous, on 5:49 PM
^ i think she wanted to say "ectoplasm" but didn wanna type it out cause, yunno, it's a mouthful.
By Anonymous, on 6:27 PM
She's fat /and/ flat. And that shirt is awful.
By Anonymous, on 5:15 PM
kelly clarkson is hot. period.
By Anonymous, on 9:35 PM
everyone thinks that just because someone actually sounds good live then they must use back up tracks but in case ya'll forgot, Kelly was on American Idol, a show where they sing live every week and, at least during the first season, barely even had music backing them up, so obviously she knows how to sing live
By Anonymous, on 11:09 PM
BACK OFF KELLY! SHES AMAZINGLY TALENTED AND ALWAYS SINGS LIVE! SHES THE BEST SINGER IN MUSIC TODAY SO SHUT YOUR FACE!
By Anonymous, on 3:11 PM
My ears are ringing.
By 100yr old deaf guy, on 5:22 PM
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