I know pregnancy isnt always flattering to a woman, but I think there is more at work here. No one can look that used-up simply through pregnancy. That Federline is like some kind of vampire, sucking her vitality and leaving her a lifeless, shambling husk.
OK, this is obvioulsy a plot by the CIA to kidnap Britney and replace her with Courtney Love's clone. Now, I'll admit that the clone hasn't had as hard a life as Courtney (killing husbands takes a lot of of a gal), but it's only a matter of time before this alleged "Britney" starts shooting heroin and smashing concertgoers with microphone stands.
Britney - Courtney....similar names...coincidence? I think not!
This bitch looks like she was ridden hard, and put away wet! Someone should tell her, her fifteen minutes are up! She needs to close her mouth, and her legs!
Wow. In alot of ways, she isn't much different than the Hulk. I mean they both undergo massive, frightening tranformations, and like her shoes in Pic number 2, they both burst their clothes at the seams.
uh, waterbirthing is stupid. they claim it "eases" the "trauma" of birth for the baby, but you know what? giraffes stand there and squeeze it out, letting the baby drop about eight feet to the ground. i'm pretty sure if they can stand the trauma of falling out of a vag the very first moment, a human baby born on a bed will be fine.
Damn if she doesn't look like every other bleach-blonde skank from Dirtclod, West-By-God-Virginia. I'm wondering what brand of cigarettes her baby will choose... to be like Mommy or Daddy?
A water birth is a fine way to labor and birth a baby. As long as there is a liscensed Midwife in attendance, what is the issue? I'm not sure of her medical history, but ASSuming it's all clear, there is no reason why she shouldn't try to have a natural water birth.
What I can't even believe from looking at that top photo, is I used to actually get jealous when a boyfriend I once had, used to go on and on about her...
water births offer absolutly no advantage for the child, but it does offer complications. its a dumb idea with no benfeit except some idiot hippy rambling.
"water births offer absolutly no advantage for the child, but it does offer complications. its a dumb idea with no benfeit except some idiot hippy rambling."
WTF? What is beneficial to a birthing women is benefical to the baby that's trying to claw it's way out of her body.
Britney does many things that make her seem borderline retarded, but this isn’t one of them. Water birthing is safe and has many advantages over typical medicated births (the warm water reduces tension and pain, the decreased gravity makes the mother more comfortable and helps her change position). There are risks, of course, but the mainstream medical establishment is committed to doling out interventions like analgesics and unnecessary c-sections to make their jobs easier.
I'm not sure what Kaballah water does other than get your ass thrown from a horse, bu so what if the water birth may add a little trauma to the kid? Britney could get an epidural of moonshine and shoot the kid of out a vagina cannon, and it still wouldn't be as traumatic as the genes he received from his parents.
brit will be screaming for the epidural at 1 centimeter dialated..and off to the hospital they will go...besides i thought she was giving birth in arizona and all ready picked out her birth "suite"..
Yep, pure garbage. She's going to have a C-section, scheduled at that. It's easier for the doctors (scheduling, procedurally, etc.) so they don't tend to argue with your request to have one. Lots of women think they want them but the recovery time is a lot longer than a vaginal birth and she'll have that belly scar forever! But then again, why on earth would Britney bother getting tired from pushing?
43 Comments:
juuuust when you think it can't get any better...
By i ate a smurf, on 3:06 PM
"Pedestrians"?
By Erck, on 3:08 PM
hahahaha...retard.
By Anonymous, on 3:10 PM
I know pregnancy isnt always flattering to a woman, but I think there is more at work here. No one can look that used-up simply through pregnancy. That Federline is like some kind of vampire, sucking her vitality and leaving her a lifeless, shambling husk.
By Erck, on 3:11 PM
Is it pedestrians or pediatricians objecting to aquabirths?
By Anonymous, on 3:13 PM
As a cyclist, I can only imagine the universal condemnation that pedestrians must feel.
By bigcathead, on 3:18 PM
uh oh, here we go again, like the 17 months pregnant thing...
By Anonymous, on 3:20 PM
OK, this is obvioulsy a plot by the CIA to kidnap Britney and replace her with Courtney Love's clone. Now, I'll admit that the clone hasn't had as hard a life as Courtney (killing husbands takes a lot of of a gal), but it's only a matter of time before this alleged "Britney" starts shooting heroin and smashing concertgoers with microphone stands.
Britney - Courtney....similar names...coincidence? I think not!
By Other, on 3:29 PM
They could practice by drowning themselves now, so they'll be ready when the baby comes.
By Anonymous, on 3:35 PM
if the kid doesn't make it, it'll be like bill hicks said:
"wow... one less gas station attendant in the world. i don't think we lost a cancer cure here, people."
By Anonymous, on 3:38 PM
This bitch looks like she was ridden hard, and put away wet! Someone should tell her, her fifteen minutes are up! She needs to close her mouth, and her legs!
By Gianni, on 3:47 PM
How nice that she doesn't only have her deadbeat husband on the payroll but his clutch of bastard kids from other women as well!
By Anonymous, on 3:54 PM
God, I like this site so much it's eating into my porn time.
By Anonymous, on 4:16 PM
^ that's hot.
By Anonymous, on 5:06 PM
Wow. In alot of ways, she isn't much different than the Hulk. I mean they both undergo massive, frightening tranformations, and like her shoes in Pic number 2, they both burst their clothes at the seams.
By Anonymous, on 7:00 PM
uh, waterbirthing is stupid. they claim it "eases" the "trauma" of birth for the baby, but you know what? giraffes stand there and squeeze it out, letting the baby drop about eight feet to the ground. i'm pretty sure if they can stand the trauma of falling out of a vag the very first moment, a human baby born on a bed will be fine.
By Anonymous, on 7:37 PM
Damn if she doesn't look like every other bleach-blonde skank from Dirtclod, West-By-God-Virginia. I'm wondering what brand of cigarettes her baby will choose... to be like Mommy or Daddy?
By Anonymous, on 7:48 PM
A water birth is a fine way to labor and birth a baby. As long as there is a liscensed Midwife in attendance, what is the issue? I'm not sure of her medical history, but ASSuming it's all clear, there is no reason why she shouldn't try to have a natural water birth.
By Anonymous, on 8:05 PM
What I can't even believe from looking at that top photo, is I used to actually get jealous when a boyfriend I once had, used to go on and on about her...
By Anonymous, on 8:26 PM
Oh, and check out the walrus in the black and white shirt in the last pic staring at her boob. Smile for the camera, buddy!!!!!!
By Anonymous, on 8:32 PM
Yeah, water birthing is fine if your a FISH!!!
By Anonymous, on 8:37 PM
water births offer absolutly no advantage for the child, but it does offer complications. its a dumb idea with no benfeit except some idiot hippy rambling.
By Jill, on 8:46 PM
My god is she ever hideous.
By Anonymous, on 8:48 PM
In regards to what Jill said, its not a death sentence or anything, but it can lead to problems a normal birth wont. its just selfish.
And now suddenly it all makes sense.
By T, on 8:49 PM
they have crazy good sex
By Calvin, on 8:50 PM
She looks cracked out...
By Anonymous, on 8:57 PM
ok, where the fuck are her eye-brows?
By Anonymous, on 9:07 PM
I love it when goyim get all Jewish about stuff in such stupid ways. Kaballah water? Where do they come up with this shit?
By H-Live, on 9:51 PM
"water births offer absolutly no advantage for the child, but it does offer complications. its a dumb idea with no benfeit except some idiot hippy rambling."
WTF? What is beneficial to a birthing women is benefical to the baby that's trying to claw it's way out of her body.
Britney does many things that make her seem borderline retarded, but this isn’t one of them. Water birthing is safe and has many advantages over typical medicated births (the warm water reduces tension and pain, the decreased gravity makes the mother more comfortable and helps her change position). There are risks, of course, but the mainstream medical establishment is committed to doling out interventions like analgesics and unnecessary c-sections to make their jobs easier.
By Anonymous, on 11:02 PM
The return? of fire breathing dragons?
By Anonymous, on 2:19 AM
Britney is giving birth? WTF!?! The next thing you know, Eminem will be checked into Rehab.
By Sexy Dex, on 5:34 AM
Love the Bill Hicks Reference
By Anonymous, on 6:11 AM
I'm not sure what Kaballah water does other than get your ass thrown from a horse, bu so what if the water birth may add a little trauma to the kid? Britney could get an epidural of moonshine and shoot the kid of out a vagina cannon, and it still wouldn't be as traumatic as the genes he received from his parents.
By Darth Syphilis, on 9:23 AM
brit will be screaming for the epidural at 1 centimeter dialated..and off to the hospital they will go...besides i thought she was giving birth in arizona and all ready picked out her birth "suite"..
By Anonymous, on 11:48 AM
Celebrities do the darndest things.
By Butterscotch Stallion, on 12:36 PM
^ Don't they?
By Anonymous, on 1:19 PM
Man, it pisses me off that brain dead monkey of a hubby drives such a beautiful car! Ferrari should have a policy about that.
By Anonymous, on 1:21 PM
I love that people are concerned that a water birth might be traumatic to Britney's baby.
Can it possibly be more traumatic than having these two truck stop workers as parents?
By Anonymous, on 2:12 PM
I don't belive for a second that she's having a water birth. She'll have a scheduled C-section. They all do.
By candykayne, on 5:23 PM
Bill Hicks - RIP
By Jesse Custer, on 6:12 PM
Yep, pure garbage. She's going to have a C-section, scheduled at that. It's easier for the doctors (scheduling, procedurally, etc.) so they don't tend to argue with your request to have one. Lots of women think they want them but the recovery time is a lot longer than a vaginal birth and she'll have that belly scar forever! But then again, why on earth would Britney bother getting tired from pushing?
By Jane, on 11:30 AM
yeah, nice bill hicks quote, so true
By Anonymous, on 1:58 PM
Britney is a rangerous ditherbot.
By Anonymous, on 6:31 PM
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