110 Comments:

• pig

  By Anonymous, on 9:03 AM  

• Kevin Federline should be sterilized.

  By Anonymous, on 9:15 AM  

• Why is that walrus wearing sunglasses? Walruses don't need sunglasses.

  By drunkbastard, on 9:52 AM  

• She still looks, acts, and is trailer trash.

  By Anonymous, on 10:31 AM  

• Was I the only one genuinely suprised to see her in a bikini like that and NOT have a giant Golden Palace tattoo across her stomach?
  
  One day we are going to look back on this union with K-Fed as the halcyon days because it really can't be long now until she dumps him and moves on to someone more approximating her own level of delusion: Michael Jackson. Mark my words, we will miss K-Fed's socks-and-sandals routine when we are forced to endure nonstop coverage of Michael dangling Britney's baby Trashana over a balcony. I'm not a biblical scholar but I am fairly certain this was referred to in the book of Revelation as the opening of the 5th seal.

  By Nicotine Junkie, on 10:56 AM  

• Brendon, while I normally find your irreverent sense of humor side-splittingly funny, I have to admit to being a little disturbed that you'd mention Peter Jennings' passing in the context of this story.
  
  Jennings was a well-loved figure and a man of intellect who people tuned into for over 40 years. Britney is a flash-in-the-pan, drunken, hillbilly skank whose career is somewhere below Bobby Brown on the scale of celebrities likely to make a comeback.

  By Other, on 10:56 AM  

• ummm.. Brendon emphasizes your first point by using sarcasm to illustrate your second point.

  By Anonymous, on 11:10 AM  

• Really? Outrage over a Jennings reference?
  Two words: Thin skin.
  
  If you enjoy righteous indignation might I reccomend the "rape" thread below?

  By Nicotine Junkie, on 11:17 AM  

• Did anyone say outraged? People sure do love to read into things.
  
  There's a difference between "a little disturbed" and "offended" or "outraged", folks. I got over being a little disturbed. I hope you do too.

  By other, on 11:21 AM  

• Okay, I'm cofused.
  Britney got raped by Peter at the Golden Palace? And now she's pregnant?
  WOW!

  By Anonymous, on 11:26 AM  

• This girl is just skank! Even our trailer trash here in Kentucky do not wear teenie weenie bikinis when they're 8 months (?) pregnant and looking like a beached whale! God help this poor baby. How can someone have all that money and still be a total redneck! Girl, buy some class!

  By Anonymous, on 11:36 AM  

• Ew. That is all I have to say. Ew.

  By Anonymous, on 11:54 AM  

• ya, how dare a pregnant woman show her belly. ew.

  By Anonymous, on 12:50 PM  

• She looks just fine pregnant and in a bikini. The bikini itself is horrible.

  By Anonymous, on 1:08 PM  

• I really like all the righteous indignation on this board.

  By Minionated, on 2:17 PM  

• she's trash, the bikini (the top at least) is kind of tacky, but i will say that i hope when i have a child my pregnancy belly is as stretch-mark free as hers is :)

  By Anonymous, on 2:20 PM  

• I think her breasts are leaking through her bikini top and it looks a little Toxic...
  What a horrible suit!

  By Anonymous, on 3:09 PM  

• Who the HELL is that?! if thats meant to be Britney Spears, man, she's done a good job at pretending to be human for this long -congratulations

  By Slick, on 3:25 PM  

• Ha ha ha, bravo!
  
  This was one of your best posts. Wickedly funny and flawlessly written. Whatever it was you had for breakfast this morning...
  
  (forget britney, check out her friend in the yellow bikini, and the one next to her in white, mmm...)

  By Anonymous, on 3:31 PM  

• she won't be stretch mark free. i promise you that. she's not far enough along for them.
  
  is that a beer in her hand in a plastic cup? or apple juice? or pee?
  
  britney's drinking pee?

  By Anonymous, on 4:30 PM  

• Nice to see that, after posting this story, the Superficial blatantly ripped you off (i.e. same idea, slightly different text--as if you guys have your own personal "Aristocrats" going)

  By Anonymous, on 4:32 PM  

• Brendon, your arch nemesis over at thesuperficial pretty much stole this story word for word from you. lame!

  By Anonymous, on 4:57 PM  

• Britney looks beautiful!!!! She looks awesome in that bikini!!

  By Anonymous, on 5:29 PM  

• that girl in the yellow bikini looks like jamie lynn, her sister

  By Anonymous, on 6:27 PM  

• It is her little sister. The future fat, white trash, former millionaire.

  By Anonymous, on 6:59 PM  

• she's gross. what the hell is wrong with her? she's a slob. she's just gross. i mean, when do you think was the last time that she shampooed or brushed her hair??
  
  she looks like a buddha in a bikini

  By lea, on 10:43 PM  

• Her extensions look like shit.
  
  In fact, most extensions look like shit.

  By Anonymous, on 1:10 AM  

• you know you`d still face fuck it!

  By Anonymous, on 5:33 AM  

• I cannot believe I actually rubbed one out to her.

  By Anonymous, on 6:14 AM  

• I'd still hit it...but since I can't, it's time to dispose of more kittens.

  By Anonymous, on 6:55 AM  

• It is amazing to me that people in this world are so wrapped up in what someone is wearing. I happen to think that a pregnant woman's stomach is very beautiful and should be shown off. Plus it is her own damn business what she wears. You people are just jealous that the bikini she has on probably costs more than your house and cars combined. So get over yourselves and get a life, and stop putting so much worry into what Britney Spears is wearing.

  By Anonymous, on 9:21 AM  

• Fuckin' gross, man....

  By Anonymous, on 9:25 AM  

• in all honesty, who the hell cares...they both can do what they want and people need to start worrying about themselves and not other people who we no nothing about except tabloid fodder.

  By Anonymous, on 9:37 AM  

• Yeah, pregnancy is a beautiful thing. I agree. Yes, she's trailer trash, I agree. Also, who gives a shit what the hell she paid for the damn thing, if it's shit, it's shit.

  By Anonymous, on 9:47 AM  

• do people still take this thing seriously?

  By Anonymous, on 10:18 AM  

• she is having twins. give her a few years, she will make a come back with a freshly sucked and shaved body. i always thought she was hot but the music is totally bunk.

  By Anonymous, on 10:34 AM  

• Granted it does not matter how much she paid for her swimsuit, but the mere fact that everyone feels they need to comment, just proves that rather than being happy with your own lives, you are only happy when you are critizing someone elses. Lastly, any of you who are so harshly putting her down would be lying if you said that given the oppuruntity you would trade lives with her, which would by your comments make you TRASH.......right?

  By Anonymous, on 10:57 AM  

• No, I wouldn't trade what I have now, for that, nor would I ever let Kevin Federline's nasty dick anywhere near me.
  
  Thanks anyway.

  By Anonymous, on 11:14 AM  

• that shit is gross

  By Anonymous, on 11:27 AM  

• eeeewwww, she is so fugly!

  By Anonymous, on 12:44 PM  

• F**k, I hope this doesn't turn into that previous brangelina comment board.

  By Anonymous, on 1:10 PM  

• Looks pretty good, if you could put a bag over her head.

  By Anonymous, on 1:12 PM  

• I'd still tap that ass!!! I'd bend her over right in front of K-Fed

  By Anonymous, on 1:25 PM  

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  By Anonymous, on 1:27 PM  

• SOME OF YOU IDIOTS ARE COMPLETE MORONS! she's pregnant! so..um...it's normal for her to gain weight?! for the girls that think that..i honestly hope u plan on becoming childless if you actually think that..for the guys...unless u dont want a son/daughter later on in life then keep on thinking that way...stupidity taints this board

  By Anonymous, on 2:57 PM  

• Britney Spears isn't a normal woman. She's Britney Spears. Us calling her a fat, trashy skank is her punishment for abusing the airwaves for so long with her talentless crap.

  By Anonymous, on 3:00 PM  

• anon 2:57
  
  "stupidity taints this board"
  
  yeah, your own...

  By Anonymous, on 3:17 PM  

• the hell with britney.... whose the biaaatch in the yellow suit?

  By Anonymous, on 6:28 PM  

• the child in the yellow suit is britney's 13 year old sister. perv.

  By Anonymous, on 6:45 PM  

• If I were leaving my house, wearing something that bad, I'd hope my friends and loved ones would tell me honestly how horrible it looked on me.
  It's an ugly swim suit. I don't care who's wearing it.Those things on the titties are cheesy looking.And it has nothing to do with the fact she's pregnant, either.
  But I will say, having money doesn't guarantee a person will have any taste.
  Fucking ugly ass swim suit.

  By Anonymous, on 7:00 PM  

• I'm waiting to see what she looks like AFTER the baby. I wager that it will be the end of her singing career, and that those boobies will be hanging down around her waist. Now THAT's not a pretty sight to comtemplate

  By Anonymous, on 8:00 PM  

• for once, she looks like a 'normal' being. bad hair day, crappy choice of cothes, displaying her funky buddah belly. its a baby guys, it comes with weight, stretch marks (which will follow...) and the first time in her late teens/20's to eat like the rest of us. i hope she comes back lookin fit and fab& minus k-fed who really shouldnt be allowed to have sex, let alone ANOTHER baby.....

  By Anonymous, on 8:39 PM  

• Eww. Her kid's first word will be "career suicide". I have never liked her. She's not pretty when she's not knocked up and she's still not pretty knocked up! She's a pig and her little sis is probably going to follow in her foot steps. And I hope she's just drinking orange juice. Doesn't look like it, her kid will probably be f***ed up, well kid will be anyway, look at the parents. I can't belive more of K-fed's offspring will be walking this earth. God help us and make K-fed sterile!!

  By Anonymous, on 9:50 PM  

• I really dont know what to say...she is such a mind fuck...just when you think she rape your sight anymore...she goes and proves ya wrong...I mean SWEET HOLY JESUS...she shouldnt be allowed to have kids...

  By Dazed and Disgruntled, on 9:54 PM  

• uh, yellow suit doesn't look at all 13, so i wouldnt be calling the people who made comments pervs. as for the person who recognizes britney spears' sister and knows her age, well, that's another story.

  By Anonymous, on 11:50 PM  

• ^ you're just pissed off because you pitched a tent over her before somebody told you she's all of 13.

  By Anonymous, on 11:56 PM  

• Damn you people are funny!
  
  I'm no BS fan, but hey, it's not like she shuffed her belly into everybody's faces, wearing a tank top in a shopping mall... She's takeing some time out on a boat. So if some perv photographer wants to film that, who are we to trash her?
  
  Face it. Could've been much worse, she could've been on stage wiggling it in her state...

  By Anonymous, on 1:13 AM  

• You sic americans, leave her alone.

  By Anonymous, on 1:55 AM  

• sweet jesus! shes like freakin shamoo now!!

  By Anonymous, on 7:39 AM  

• the purpose of this site is to trash celebrities.
  
  if you don't like it or don't understand, please leave, or shut the f**ck up.

  By Anonymous, on 12:27 PM  

• Which one is the Nanny? You know that Brittney and K-Fed can't raise the kids alone. Hell the dogs still crap in the house!!

  By Anonymous, on 1:31 PM  

• Jamie Lynn's only 14 but is shaping up real nice! She looks to be hotter and more sophisticated than Britney (I know that's not saying much). But check out that pose of hers, looks like an ad for some expensive european shit or something.

  By Anonymous, on 3:25 PM  

• she is s such a fat pig!

  By Anonymous, on 3:41 PM  

• I, too, am concerned for Britney's baby. She's so immature and is going to use this child for publicity. Can't we have her child taken away?

  By Anonymous, on 6:42 AM  

• Does anyone have anything nice to say about Britney? Does it make you all feel better about yourselves to trash her?

  By Anonymous, on 11:30 AM  

• I have to agree that the bikini itself is hideous, and although I don't care for Britney or her trailer trash ways, I see nothing wrong with sunbathing with your pregnant belly exposed on a boat in the middle of the water somewhere. If she wasn't famous it wouldn't be such a big deal. Although the suit would still be hideous.

  By Anonymous, on 1:19 PM  

• .... And she's not fat at all, it 's basically all belly. Not to mention ALL pregnant women gain a little weight. If they don't it's not healthy for the baby.

  By Anonymous, on 1:20 PM  

• I would be willing to bet that every person who said she is fat is either a man or a woman who has never had a child.
  
  Not sticking up for BS, but come on people, the girl is pregnant for f*ck sake!

  By Anonymous, on 1:22 PM  

• Is that alcohol I see?

  By Anonymous, on 3:57 PM  

• pathetic looser how complain about her body.... she's going thru the most common thing in the world.... idiots!
  
  Fuck more... still tho, Kevin should be sterilized

  By Anonymous, on 10:35 PM  

• thapetic sooler kno no haw to wireit.
  
  Fuck less... ur breean shud be pickled and preserved fro muhanity.

  By fred, on 3:46 AM  

• You can't look like a supermodel when you are pregnant. Not even Britney, so leave that poor (I mean rich...:P) girl alone.

  By Anonymous, on 6:46 AM  

• What's your damn problem anyway, the girl's PREGNANT! You a damn looser, probably feels so bad bout yourself that you have to go online and write bullshit bout others. Hope you grow up soon.

  By Anonymous, on 6:58 AM  

• i think britney looks ok.. it's good that she does'nt hide away just because she's pregnant.. i think you guys shuold stop to critisize her.. what if you were her.. i dont think you would have liked it.. so GET A GRIP!!!!

  By Anonymous, on 8:12 AM  

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  By Anonymous, on 8:38 AM  

• What?????? Is Britney preagnant...??????????????????

  By Anonymous, on 8:56 AM  

• I've never liked britney... but harassing her because she's preagnant is just idiotic. And if she want to wear a bikini she should... I'ts people like you and your judgements that make others loose their confidence and self asteem... you should be ashame you jalous, pathetic, no life excuses for humanbeeings! She is a wery lucky woman, having a child is the most beutifule thing in the world, just wait until it's your turn and you'll see.

  By Anonymous, on 9:21 AM  

• Yes, it's beautiful unless the guy who impregnated you is a jobless, wigger, hillbilly 'baby daddy'.
  
  Then it's just gross and sad.

  By Anonymous, on 9:29 AM  

• Sure, thats a downer... guys like that should be sterilised

  By Anonymous, on 10:43 AM  

• fuckin huge boobs!

  By Anonymous, on 11:55 AM  

• Crazier than a fat bitch driving a dodge neon!

  By Anonymous, on 2:45 PM  

• Compared to the majority of "stupid asses" behind most comments on this site, Britney appears like a "rocket scientist".
  What's the matter with You ?

  By Norwegian, on 10:26 PM  

• Are all americans stupid idiots?
  I am really surprised about this silly comments.
  A girl is pregnant and her stomach is growing (SURPRISE!!!)Should she be on diet? If she wear a bikini together with her friends its her own business.
  Get yourself a life!!!
  Im from Norway (fortunately)

  By Anonymous, on 1:24 AM  

• HAHA you stupid americans, 50 % of you are like "beasts" (britney times 3) and you complain about a pregnant women. It doesnt mather if its you mom or brithney they all get bigger when they are pregnant. There is nothing more butifull than a pregnant women and no im not talking dirty. I do agree that she could have ware somthing else than that bikini but, but hey we all have a bad day :)
  Im also from norway

  By Anonymous, on 3:12 AM  

• Oh my.. I'm sorry, but: CAN'T U PLEASE LEAVE THAT POOR WOMAN ALONE??? She's only a human you know! *GO BRITNEY*
  
  -Norwegian nr. 3!

  By Anonymous, on 4:04 AM  

• Oh my.. what kind of discission is this?! Threre must be more important and cerious topics to spend our time on....
  ..another Norwegian...

  By Anonymous, on 5:49 AM  

• I agree! How would you like if you had paparazzi's taking pictures of you every day when you were pregnant (or having a bad day)? You know, she ain't gonna be pregnant forever.. Leave her alone!
  Yet another Norwegian!

  By Anonymous, on 6:29 AM  

• Maan... She was so much more sexy 7 months before...
  
  Now she just look fat and old. Look, even saggy tits! :\

  By Anonymous, on 6:47 AM  

• OMG, OMG thats all i have to say... fy faen!

  By Anonymous, on 8:44 AM  

• poor poor baby, going to look like britney...

  By Anonymous, on 9:20 AM  

• omg, shes hot! why are u talking shit about a beautiful woman like her??

  By Anonymous, on 9:22 AM  

• FY FAEN var ordene... Spar meg. Oss, for den saks skyld. Ew.- Another Norwegian.

  By Anonymous, on 10:11 AM  

• it is not just her body. we all know pregnant women gain weight. having said that, this doesnt even remotely resemble the girl who made millions by looking good and pretending to sing. her face, hair, complexion, it has all gone to hell. she looks twice her age in some pictures.
  
  i think people like to bash her because we hate to see anyone waste an opportunity for success that most people will never have. she will end up broke and working for one of the two "Rons" either ronald macdonald or ron jeremy that is her destiny due to her stupidity.

  By Jack Oneil, on 11:30 AM  

• WHATS YOUR PROBLEM?THERES NOTHING WRONG WITH THE BIKINI,OR BRITNEY. SHE LOOKS LIKE EVERY OTHER BEAUTUFUL PREGNANT LADY. PREGNANT AND PROUD OF IT. SO LEAVE HER ALONE.YOU PEOPLE MUST BE STUPID TO YUDGE A HUMAN BEEING JUST BECAUSE MEDIA SAYS THINGS ABOUT HER.
  
  FROM:another norvegian with brain!!!By the way,im actually no britney-fan!

  By Anonymous, on 3:09 AM  

• omg.. you'r all just jellus at her!
  dont you have anything els to do then look at her or her little sister??
  get a fucking life..
  btw, Norway owns ;D

  By Anonymous, on 9:20 AM  

• Ahh, finally got to see Britney fat! I've been trying to imagine it for a long time, but I haven't been able. I do not mean to say anything mean about overweight people. It's just.. Britney Spears. The perfect woman with the body and money and fame. Of course it is naturally to gain weight during pregnancy! It's just so good to see that Britney Spears is human like all of us:D
  
  But.. I still don't like the woman:P
  
  Yet- another norwegian

  By Dazed and Confused, on 9:51 AM  

• Honestly; I am NO fan of this socalled superstar.
  
  But having carried three children myself, I must say she is BEAUTIFUL as pregnant. Shes great looking and has no reason to hide that belly.
  
  You all just sound like jealous twats.

  By Starfish, on 11:05 AM  

• Um, is Norway, like, too far north for people there to have a sense of humor?

  By fred, on 1:59 PM  

• I'd still hit it. Is that bad? I'm not a preggie chaser, promise. Fuerstmasta, JackassCritics.com.

  By Anonymous, on 3:51 PM  

• oh my god! what an azhole u all are. let poor Britney and Kevin live theire lives. I think it`s sweet that Britney soon become a mom. Good luck, girl! -Norway-

  By Anonymous, on 10:05 PM  

• Why does Jamie-Lyn look so hot in the last picture? That's not right!!!

  By Anonymous, on 8:11 PM  

• topped the century mark on this thread!
  
  yeeeeeeee haaaaaaaaaaaaa!!!!!!!!

  By Anonymous, on 2:18 PM  

• id fuck her

  By Anonymous, on 12:23 PM  

• haha, get a fucking life! she is just like all of us... It's greet for her that she is pregnant :)

  By Anonymous, on 5:00 AM  

• umm im only 16 and yes a male at that and britney looks fine for being pregnant....her sister i would fuck...and i hate to say this is very very attractive to any age male..

  By Anonymous, on 2:14 PM  

• in reply to the last comment....i am 33 years old and immediatly recieved an errection ...not looking at britney..but embarassingly at Jamie...she is extremely stunning

  By Anonymous, on 2:25 PM  

• Wow, the last time I saw something that looked like that I was in Hawaii. It was laying on a table and had an apple stuck in its mouth.

  By Juan Hung Lo, on 3:28 PM  

• I'd tap that any day and every day!

  By Tim, on 5:54 PM  

• i'd tap her sister adn i'm 19 lol

  By Anonymous, on 5:30 AM  

• i prefer jamie to britney.

  By Anonymous, on 1:41 PM  

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