Johnny is divine, girly hands or not. The problem is he got BIG early with '21 Jump Street' and from there on in never had to work manual labour (read hard on the hands) from there on in. Very hot man. I am sure his hands do not distract ;)
Wow, Tom Cruise in drag, who would have thunk? Heh.
Hey Brendon and Jenny, you guys rock. Quick question. Can you put a character limit on the comments? Some people write comments longer than your original post. That's absurd. I think 100-150 characters is plenty. I also need a pic of Jenny. Thanks.
TOM CRUISE IS SUCH A DICK. NOT ONLY IS HE TOTALLY GAY, BUT HE'S ALSO AN ASSEHOLE WHO TRIES TO SUE ANYONE WHO CALLS HIM GAY. I HOPE I MEET HIM ONE DAY JUST SO THAT I CAN BE LIKE, "WHO DO YOU THINK YOU'RE KIDDING HOMO". HE'D BE TOTALLY SCREWED IN TRYING TO SUE ME TOO BECAUSE I HAVE NOTHING FOR HIM TO TAKE. HA HA... WAIT, DID I JUST DIS MYSELF?
PS. I DON'T CARE WHAT HIS HANDS LOOK LIKE, HE IS TOTALLY F-ABLE & ALWAYS WILL BE.
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It just breaks my itty bitty heart that he has gilie hands.
I'd still like the chance to have his hands all over me, so I could find out for myself!
By Anonymous, on 4:14 PM
Chris Rock suffers from the same affliction; it's called "bitch-like hands". Very tragic. Especially for a dude like Johnny.
By Alan Alda Is Gangsta, on 4:51 PM
I was already in love with Bill Murray but that just sealed the deal.
By Anonymous, on 7:38 PM
bitch-like hands, huh? LOL
By Anonymous, on 9:30 PM
Johnny is divine, girly hands or not. The problem is he got BIG early with '21 Jump Street' and from there on in never had to work manual labour (read hard on the hands) from there on in. Very hot man. I am sure his hands do not distract ;)
Wow, Tom Cruise in drag, who would have thunk? Heh.
By Anonymous, on 10:37 PM
It's not bad enough the gay community was saddled with Michael Jackson, what did they ever do so terrible to deserve Tom Cruise?
By Anonymous, on 10:38 PM
Dennis Miller has the weirdest girlie hands in the business.
Just an observation.
By Anonymous, on 3:08 AM
http://www.deppimpact.com/jdpics/themes/hands004.jpg
they're not very girly...
By Natalie, on 5:57 AM
Thanks for Tom cruise pics...that's hilarious.
I'd still do Johnny Depp, girlie hands or not...he's smokin' hot.
By Anonymous, on 11:51 AM
Depp: girlie man.
Grohl: repressed perv.
Murray: psycho.
Cruise: gay.
By Fred, on 1:10 PM
^ Fred: funny
By Anonymous, on 3:23 PM
Hey Brendon and Jenny, you guys rock. Quick question. Can you put a character limit on the comments? Some people write comments longer than your original post. That's absurd. I think 100-150 characters is plenty. I also need a pic of Jenny. Thanks.
By Nitpicker, on 3:44 PM
I'm actually referring to the shark bait post down below but I'm too lazy to go down there. Get a life people. Or write a book. Holy shit.
By Nitpicker, on 3:47 PM
^ nitpicker, if they were to limit the length of the comments, I suspect people might post multiple times like you just did.
By Anonymous, on 3:42 AM
^ he he he.
By Anonymous, on 3:53 AM
Let's not lose sight of the fact that the great Bill Murray THREATENED TO CUT SOMEONE!
Awesome.
By Butterscotch Stallion, on 10:37 AM
TOM CRUISE IS SUCH A DICK. NOT ONLY IS HE TOTALLY GAY, BUT HE'S ALSO AN ASSEHOLE WHO TRIES TO SUE ANYONE WHO CALLS HIM GAY. I HOPE I MEET HIM ONE DAY JUST SO THAT I CAN BE LIKE, "WHO DO YOU THINK YOU'RE KIDDING HOMO". HE'D BE TOTALLY SCREWED IN TRYING TO SUE ME TOO BECAUSE I HAVE NOTHING FOR HIM TO TAKE. HA HA... WAIT, DID I JUST DIS MYSELF?
PS. I DON'T CARE WHAT HIS HANDS LOOK LIKE, HE IS TOTALLY F-ABLE & ALWAYS WILL BE.
WAS THAT TOO MANY CHARACTERS NITPICKER?
By Anonymous, on 12:14 PM
my ears hurt now
By Anonymous, on 4:27 PM
nose picker
By Anonymous, on 6:42 PM
Laptop computer: $800
Internet connection: $25
Forgetting to turn off the caps lock: Pricless.
There are some things money can't buy, for everything else there's MasterTard.
By Butterscotch Stallion, on 12:42 AM
^ yeah, but what's really cheap is ripping off a blogger ID from a phrase coined by a reader on Defamer.
By Anonymous, on 4:13 AM
"Master Tard"
That's hilarious.
By Anonymous, on 4:20 AM
I DIDN'T FORGET.
By Anonymous, on 12:49 PM
Depp should trade hands with Mangelina Holie. Because her hands are huge and manly!
By Anonymous, on 6:53 PM
depp is FUGLY as hell
and what's the deal, bill murray? gettin' a little psycho there. oh well, i bet he was joking anyway. you know, dry humor and all.
By Anonymous, on 6:42 AM
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