Eva Longoria REALLY reminds me of Minnie Mouse for some reason. I'd still have sex with her I guess, but the mental scarring is going to be fairly decent.
She is pretty, not gorgeous. With that kind of money, she should be able to hire someone with class and style to dress her and do her hair & makeup. The dress is ugly, but that bathing suit thing is just trashy. It's like she's saying, "In case anyone didn't notice, I'm a total whore!"
Thanks for the advice. I just grew some balls. The 1st thing I'll do is go and punch Eva in the kidneys for being a whore. A whore who wont have sex with me.
THE HAIR IS AWFUL, and the bathing suit dress is just tacky. I mean, she's pretty, but she certainly isn't outstanding. She has become such an attention whore.
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So overrated. I HATE this ugly cow.
By Anonymous, on 10:05 AM
Eva Longoria REALLY reminds me of Minnie Mouse for some reason. I'd still have sex with her I guess, but the mental scarring is going to be fairly decent.
By Alan Alda Is Gangsta, on 10:21 AM
Those extensions look retarded.
By Anonymous, on 10:25 AM
She's yummy. Ignore these fools, Brendon (and I am sure you will), more of her is never a bad thing.
By Butterscotch Stallion, on 10:39 AM
What is up with that makeup? And the scary other-person's hair?
Definately a case of more is less.
By Anonymous, on 10:50 AM
Gorgeous but what's up with that stupid bouffant hairdo? That didn't even look good on Ann Margaret back in her day.
By JasmineK, on 10:59 AM
Ugly outfits, but got to love the camel toe in the last pic.
By Kendrick, on 11:11 AM
Along with the tacky and tasteless "I'll have your baby, Brad" tee and now this...she really is the biggest attention whore!!
By Anonymous, on 11:31 AM
She is pretty, not gorgeous. With that kind of money, she should be able to hire someone with class and style to dress her and do her hair & makeup. The dress is ugly, but that bathing suit thing is just trashy. It's like she's saying, "In case anyone didn't notice, I'm a total whore!"
By Anonymous, on 12:08 PM
^ yeah, but to hire someone with class and style you first have to know what class and style is yourself!
camel toe, oh ho ho...
By Fred, on 1:31 PM
You guys are fags. Do you realize that you're criticizing her outfit selection and stylists? Grow some balls and jack off.
By John, on 1:44 PM
Thanks for the advice. I just grew some balls. The 1st thing I'll do is go and punch Eva in the kidneys for being a whore. A whore who wont have sex with me.
By Hater, on 2:05 PM
THE HAIR IS AWFUL, and the bathing suit dress is just tacky. I mean, she's pretty, but she certainly isn't outstanding. She has become such an attention whore.
By Anonymous, on 3:02 PM
"You guys are fags."
he he he, it's jeff spicoli. and he hasn't changed a bit... still in high school.
By Fred, on 3:30 PM
How much for theeee women?
By Anonymous, on 4:24 PM
Damn wish there could have been a better shot of the camel toe.
By Anonymous, on 5:31 PM
xtina much? at least when Aguilera wore the exact same bathing suit, she had the class to pair it with some assless chaps.
By Anonymous, on 9:23 PM
Aren't all chaps assless?
By Butterscotch Stallion, on 12:47 AM
I've never come across an assless chap.
By Anonymous, on 3:52 AM
classless, talent-free slut. glad she was booed.
By Anonymous, on 7:16 AM
One of my friends said that she reminded them of a New Jersey greasy-spoon waitress
By Anonymous, on 8:22 AM
Uh. I'm the one who made the greasy spoon comment, and I don't have any friends here OR in ONTD, which is where I made the remark.
Who are you? You're creeping me out.
:(
By Anonymous, on 10:43 AM
did she really get booed? damn, i missed it!
By Anonymous, on 12:07 PM
I just don't understand, why would she wear that?
By Anonymous, on 12:53 PM
^ um... cause she's an idiot, perhaps?
By Anonymous, on 1:42 PM
a stupid whore, but a hot stupid whore! thumbs up
By Anonymous, on 1:44 PM
It's so hot when hot and stupid get together.
By paris, on 4:50 PM
She is the poor man's Vanessa Marcil. And Vanessa is way better plus isn't a huge media whore. Or a just a regular whore like Eva.
By PennyLane, on 5:00 PM
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