Way to look a pair of gift breasts in the mouth, Brendon. As someone who is NOT Jann Wenner I can officially say without bias that those pictures were great. Please remember I am NOT Jann. Nor am I an insufferable jackass. Also? Only one of those statements are not true.
And what do you mean a waste of everyone's time? I'd rather be looking at photos taken of other photos of Eva than do what I usually do on a Thursday morning [read: weep with shame and self loathing over my addiction to midget por-- err, I mean, love. My addiction to love...cassette single by Robert Palmer]. I think your criticism smacks of homophobia too. Do you think it is easy for gay photographers to continually come up with creative new ways to showcase the breasts of beautiful women when they aren't even remotely interested women? They can no more do that than I could be aroused by a woman of normal height and proportions. If you think it is easy then try the shoe on the other foot; come to my house and try taking appealing semi-naked pictures of me! I bet you anything it can't be done! Wait. Oh that came out all wrong.
The bottom line is that if you will not retract your statements about those photos I will have no choice but to cancel my paid subscription to your site and take my highly lucrative [but imaginary] business elsewhere.
And you talk about needing Astroglide if you do it with Jolie, Brendon...you'd better supersize the Astroglide here...no wonder she has to cover so much skin in these pics. She's got nothing but bones underneath.A walking corpse with zero body.If you breathe too hard when you're doing her, she'd probably get blown away, and fly half way across the room. She has a pretty face, but other than that, we're talking serious Astroglide. And she might break some bones,in spite of all precaution.
She was actually married for the blink of an eye, before she made it to Desperate Housewives,to an actor on the soap General Hospital. I remember thinking she only married him to help advance her career...(even though he's not exactly a dog.) But it does kind of seem from that alone, that she's a user, and she whored her way to where she is. Like I said, the marriage lasted all of two seconds, and then she was on her way. She ,herself, was on a soap, where she pretty much played a homewrecking slut.
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Way to look a pair of gift breasts in the mouth, Brendon. As someone who is NOT Jann Wenner I can officially say without bias that those pictures were great. Please remember I am NOT Jann. Nor am I an insufferable jackass. Also? Only one of those statements are not true.
And what do you mean a waste of everyone's time? I'd rather be looking at photos taken of other photos of Eva than do what I usually do on a Thursday morning [read: weep with shame and self loathing over my addiction to midget por-- err, I mean, love. My addiction to love...cassette single by Robert Palmer]. I think your criticism smacks of homophobia too. Do you think it is easy for gay photographers to continually come up with creative new ways to showcase the breasts of beautiful women when they aren't even remotely interested women? They can no more do that than I could be aroused by a woman of normal height and proportions. If you think it is easy then try the shoe on the other foot; come to my house and try taking appealing semi-naked pictures of me! I bet you anything it can't be done! Wait. Oh that came out all wrong.
The bottom line is that if you will not retract your statements about those photos I will have no choice but to cancel my paid subscription to your site and take my highly lucrative [but imaginary] business elsewhere.
Sincerely,
Non-Jann
By Cellar Door, on 7:25 AM
^Somebody^ needs their lithium dibromide prescription refilled. ASAP.
By drunkbastard, on 7:45 AM
eva longoria is a starfucking whore
slept and blew her way to the bottom
By Anonymous, on 10:28 AM
Bring on the placebo pills.
By Anonymous, on 10:31 AM
And you talk about needing Astroglide if you do it with Jolie, Brendon...you'd better supersize the Astroglide here...no wonder she has to cover so much skin in these pics. She's got nothing but bones underneath.A walking corpse with zero body.If you breathe too hard when you're doing her, she'd probably get blown away, and fly half way across the room. She has a pretty face, but other than that, we're talking serious Astroglide.
And she might break some bones,in spite of all precaution.
By Anonymous, on 1:33 PM
I like my women to look like women, so I'll take mine with curves, please. This one looks like a "tranny".
/not that I'd know
By Anonymous, on 1:45 PM
"eva longoria is a starfucking whore
slept and blew her way to the bottom"
so true. and her long list includes big black guys, so that guy who always posts "she needs a big black guy" will be happy with this one.
By Anonymous, on 1:48 PM
funny how that sleeping-your-way-to-fame thing still works. prolly always will.
who has she, um, "done"?
By Anonymous, on 2:40 PM
eva longoria, jessica alba, carmen miranda, la cucaracha, la cucaracha...
By Anonymous, on 3:37 PM
funny how that sleeping-your-way-to-fame thing still works. prolly always will
yes
By Anonymous, on 6:08 PM
A skeleton. She's way too skinny.
By Anonymous, on 7:39 PM
She was actually married for the blink of an eye, before she made it to Desperate Housewives,to an actor on the soap General Hospital. I remember thinking she only married him to help advance her career...(even though he's not exactly a dog.)
But it does kind of seem from that alone, that she's a user, and she whored her way to where she is. Like I said, the marriage lasted all of two seconds, and then she was on her way.
She ,herself, was on a soap, where she pretty much played a homewrecking slut.
By Anonymous, on 8:02 PM
eva mendes is hotter
By Anonymous, on 8:19 PM
Lots of people are hotter.
By Anonymous, on 12:34 PM
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