Yup. She definately knows how to "assume the position" there, on her hands and knees with her dental floss sized thong bikini, in front of a camera lens, no less. What's next for Miss Longoria, after her "Desperate Housewives" run? A new sitcom with a scheduled airdate for this upcoming spring, entitled "Degenerate Homewreckers".
Wow.... a lot of desperate jealousy in here today. I really didn't look at her feet the first time through but on a closer inspection...What the hell are you talking about. Nothing on her is hugh except her lust for cock. She is like 2 and a half feet tall. Her feet are probalby a size 5. And whose home or marriage has she broken up?
Kendrick: I can assure you I'm not jealous of Longoria in the least. As for my remark, about "Degenerate Homewreckers"and your inquiry about whose home has she broken up? It's called a joke. And surely, she isn't really 2 and a half feet tall...(snickering).Also a joke?
Uh, well, I'm a guy and all I see is a dark, skinny-assed high maintenance looking pain-in-the-ass bitch (sorry). I'd sooner go for the blonde in the last two pics than her.
Her feet are huge Jill? What are you talking about. She's TINY! She's all around TINY and cute. Someones jealousy is clear as glass. So sad. Bitter about something Jill? Is that a fatty I smell behind your computer screen? Get a gym membership... do some sit-ups, a little joggin around the block never hurt anybody.. I assure you. You'll feel a whole lot better about yourself and you wont find the need to pick on Eva's "oddly huge feet."
She is very thin, I see a mole by her butt tho, but no ones perfect!!! She is very cute, I'm thinking she is a bitch in real life. j/k! relax! its only gossip...
Another unhealthy skinny chick who is oddly fat. No muscle tone on these non-eaters, they are saggy in the ass and arms. They need to do more then lay around. I love thin women, just not ones who are fat.
i really don't see what all the fuss is. yes she has an attractive face, but her bod is lacking for someone supposedly so hot. no boobs. no booty. what am i missing?
c'mon, yep her face is pretty, beautiful and sexy. i like her lips:))))) i think she can use this part of her body)) yep im nasty. BUT! take 2 pics. angelina jolie's pic and her. CAN U FEEL THE DIFFERENCE?
you guys are all retarded... who would even make a site to make fun of Eva. Are you really that jealous?? Shes so fucking pretty. I;d die to look like her shes got a perfect figure and pretty face and she seems nice.
Ugly man feet! Excuse me?? Her feet are the icing on a very sexy tasty 5'2" Mexican cake. They are without question the sexiest feet in the world. That said if she had a slightly bigger rack - she would be totally untouchable. Either maybe I am little jealous she is going out with a 6'0" 24 years old black guy - kinda like me. Let's us all know we all had a chance. Grrr!
she is definately hot as hell. shes thin which is good so u can give her the bone better. and whats wrong with her feet? ive seen worse...they really arent man feet.
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her feet are oddly huge.
By Jill, on 7:50 AM
Bilbo Longoria
By calvin, on 7:51 AM
Sounds like Jill's jealous.
By Anonymous, on 8:09 AM
Yup. She definately knows how to "assume the position" there, on her hands and knees with her dental floss sized thong bikini, in front of a camera lens, no less. What's next for Miss Longoria, after her "Desperate Housewives" run? A new sitcom with a scheduled airdate for this upcoming spring, entitled "Degenerate Homewreckers".
By Anonymous, on 8:09 AM
Wow.... a lot of desperate jealousy in here today. I really didn't look at her feet the first time through but on a closer inspection...What the hell are you talking about. Nothing on her is hugh except her lust for cock. She is like 2 and a half feet tall. Her feet are probalby a size 5. And whose home or marriage has she broken up?
By Kendrick, on 8:16 AM
she is a ho
By Anonymous, on 8:30 AM
She is so HOT I can't stand it!
By Anonymous, on 8:41 AM
The guy totally landed a squeez at her tits on picture 11. Why can't I squeez her boobs?
By Anonymous, on 11:01 AM
Kendrick:
I can assure you I'm not jealous of Longoria in the least.
As for my remark, about "Degenerate Homewreckers"and your inquiry about whose home has she broken up? It's called a joke. And surely, she isn't really 2 and a half feet tall...(snickering).Also a joke?
By Anonymous, on 11:56 AM
Uh, well, I'm a guy and all I see is a dark, skinny-assed high maintenance looking pain-in-the-ass bitch (sorry). I'd sooner go for the blonde in the last two pics than her.
What can I say, I like blondies.
By fred, on 12:47 PM
Her feet are huge Jill? What are you talking about. She's TINY! She's all around TINY and cute. Someones jealousy is clear as glass. So sad. Bitter about something Jill? Is that a fatty I smell behind your computer screen? Get a gym membership... do some sit-ups, a little joggin around the block never hurt anybody.. I assure you. You'll feel a whole lot better about yourself and you wont find the need to pick on Eva's "oddly huge feet."
By Whore, on 1:20 PM
drowned rat..oh no, eva longoria
talentless ho
By Anonymous, on 1:33 PM
She's yummy.
A little thin for my personal taste, but still yummy.
(Though, probably very high maintenance as well)
By Anonymous, on 2:10 PM
She is very thin, I see a mole by her butt tho, but no ones perfect!!! She is very cute, I'm thinking she is a bitch in real life. j/k! relax! its only gossip...
By gossipgirl, on 2:53 PM
wow...someone must have had a lot of time on their hands to take this many pictures.....then again, don't these rich celebs have pools of their own?
By Anonymous, on 7:56 PM
Eva is fucking hot...no ifs ands or but(t)s about it......
By Anonymous, on 7:57 PM
"...don't these rich celebs have pools of their own?"
What's the point of using your own pool when there's no one there to show off to and get attention from?
By Anonymous, on 4:49 AM
Another unhealthy skinny chick who is oddly fat. No muscle tone on these non-eaters, they are saggy in the ass and arms. They need to do more then lay around. I love thin women, just not ones who are fat.
By Anonymous, on 8:05 PM
if she ate a sandwich, maybe she would actually have some boobs....ridic!
By Anonymous, on 9:13 PM
If i was you, id be lookin for pimples on her booty...and she smokes...ewww.
By Anonymous, on 10:54 PM
She snijes! Makes me like her even less.... but she;s still hot
By Anonymous, on 7:48 AM
I think the guy in the white shirt is Jonathan, the celebrity hair stylist.
By Anonymous, on 7:52 AM
she is so hot. anyone whos says deffierently is fucked in the head
By Anonymous, on 8:15 AM
She's definitely an 8.5. If she actually had a rack, she'd be an 11!
By Anonymous, on 10:26 AM
I wish she weighted more than a 10 year old girl, but hey what are ya going to do *cough* still have sex with her *cough*
By Anonymous, on 3:40 PM
for fred who posted about the blonde...i hate to break it to ya, but looking at that jaw line...that's a dude. Eva's illegaly hot.
By Anonymous, on 9:35 PM
i really don't see what all the fuss is. yes she has an attractive face, but her bod is lacking for someone supposedly so hot. no boobs. no booty. what am i missing?
By Anonymous, on 12:04 AM
He he he, i'd still rather do her, him, er, whatever, than that other thing... (besides, you seen J Simps' jawline? you wouldn't call her a dude)
By fred, on 5:32 AM
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By Ryno, on 9:21 AM
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By Anonymous, on 2:14 PM
c'mon, yep her face is pretty, beautiful and sexy. i like her lips:))))) i think she can use this part of her body)) yep im nasty. BUT! take 2 pics. angelina jolie's pic and her. CAN U FEEL THE DIFFERENCE?
By Anonymous, on 9:40 AM
i don't care what anyone says i think she is very very sexy and would look great in a thong.
By bob, on 2:52 PM
she'd look even better in a bong. and then i'd smoke her, yeah ha ha ha!
By Anonymous, on 2:45 PM
I really don't think her face is all that. Sure I'd bang her. She's thin. Fat chicks are not good.
By Anonymous, on 6:15 AM
I'd like to meet her, then I'd like to eat her.
By Anonymous, on 10:01 AM
she's hot!! but i would take val porter over her any day!!!
By shane, on 8:00 PM
EVA LONGORIA MARRY ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
By Anonymous, on 12:22 AM
i am so turned off by her feet...i cant believe a short cute female like her has boney man feet.
By Anonymous, on 3:42 PM
you guys are all retarded... who would even make a site to make fun of Eva. Are you really that jealous?? Shes so fucking pretty. I;d die to look like her shes got a perfect figure and pretty face and she seems nice.
By Anonymous, on 3:00 PM
Ugly man feet! Excuse me?? Her feet are the icing on a very sexy tasty 5'2" Mexican cake. They are without question the sexiest feet in the world. That said if she had a slightly bigger rack - she would be totally untouchable. Either maybe I am little jealous she is going out with a 6'0" 24 years old black guy - kinda like me. Let's us all know we all had a chance. Grrr!
By Anonymous, on 6:16 AM
she is definately hot as hell. shes thin which is good so u can give her the bone better. and whats wrong with her feet? ive seen worse...they really arent man feet.
By Anonymous, on 4:17 PM
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