13 Comments:

• I am sure many of your readers will invite Madame Palm and her five daughters to a private slide-show viewing of these pictures.
  
  No doubt the dulcit tones of the pink oboe will provide relaxing backdrop.
  
  I wonder in anyone will make it past the fifth frame where Ms Alba appears to be removing a portion of her breakfast from her bikini-bottoms.

  By J&M, on 7:12 PM  

• Fuck me running!!

  By MagicGnome, on 7:37 PM  

• She's had lipo on the outside and the inside of those thighs.
  
  And the tattoo on the back is pretty bad.

  By Anonymous, on 8:20 PM  

• I feel I can rest easier now that I know what Jessica Alba's butt-crack looks like.
  
  And I was a fan of the above-butt tattoo long before it was cliche. Alas, I can't get that type of girl to like me.

  By Anonymous, on 9:13 PM  

• five days after i saw these pictures i was found on the floor of my room, comatose, with an exploded penis. true story.

  By Anonymous, on 9:44 PM  

• ...nnnnggh...
  ...aaarrrrhhh...
  ...ngggwwwhh...
  The pain is excruciating and sweet. Oh...
  And yet there's hope - see the opaque birds on her boy-lad's boxer-trunks?
  Seems he has a subconscious hankering for The Big Black Cock!
  Jessica will be mine...
  Ai ai ai ai!
  [Rides toy donkey in circles wearing sombrero and firing toy pistol; then collapses into manly sobbing.]

  By 2ubesock Shakur, on 12:11 AM  

• Uh, yeah?! What's with the swim trunks halfway down his leg look?

  By Anonymous, on 3:39 AM  

• Freakin' sweet.
  
  I don't know why people think she is picking her ass when she is obviously trying to get sand from her bikini.

  By sadfasdfsadf, on 8:04 AM  

• I believe she is looking for quarters to tip the cabana boy. In frame 9 she is clearly telling him to be patient, she knows she has another 50 cents.

  By matty, on 5:44 PM  

• It's just soooo much sweeter to think she's picking her ass!
  
  I'd do like Owen Wilson and give her a, um, "hand" with that.

  By Anonymous, on 3:16 PM  

• The next list of hotness should put JA at number 1 and leave spaces 2-5 blank out of respect. Gadzooks.

  By Ned Litam, on 4:43 PM  

• oh nice!

  By Moey, on 7:45 PM  

• it's just sand in her bikini.some people are just to horny.

  By Anonymous, on 2:16 PM  

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