39 Comments:

• Somewhere a retarded French maid is crying and wondering what ever became of her outfit.

  By Alan Alda Is Gangsta, on 11:09 AM  

• She is hott in anything! But...wait....what the hell is that on her back????? Is that a.....nipple on her back!?!?! Please say it any so!

  By Kendrick, on 11:13 AM  

• Fug.

  By Anonymous, on 11:50 AM  

• She should get a gun and shoot her hairstylist.

  By Anonymous, on 11:54 AM  

• Remember when she was all about being the wholesome one and being a role model to young teens? I think its so great when we show teenagers that even if you try to hold out and be decent, eventually sex is the only thing that's going to sell, and you'll end up having to dress like a whore. What is so sad is that she's not even a well-dressed whore here. She reminds me of Britney here.

  By Anonymous, on 12:04 PM  

• Did Daddy unzip the back of her outfit before she left? To make sure she would be noticed? Papa Simpson loves to whore out his daughters.....what a sick fuck

  By Anonymous, on 12:10 PM  

• 12:04p anon, I disagree.
  
  This is more "Pretty Baby"-era Susan Sarandon. It's trashy, but still not trashy enough to be Britney.
  
  Of course, the comparison insults the highly fantastic Sarandon, so nevermind.

  By Anonymous, on 12:13 PM  

• Even in this travesty of an outfit she manages to be smoking hot. I'm convinced she is an Iranian agent sent to lead America down the path of lust and wickedness to facilitate collapse from within. No other explaination for someone being this desirable.

  By Anonymous, on 12:22 PM  

• Notice she is standing alone. If I were Nick, there would be no way in hell that I would let people think I let her out of the house looking like that. This would definitely make me want to sign those divorce papers...Yeah, I'm a hater...

  By Anonymous, on 12:40 PM  

• She is gorgeous.
  
  Take a close look at the top of the thigh, rear view. I spy a lipo scar/dimple.
  
  She's still gorgeous.

  By Anonymous, on 12:50 PM  

• She looks like her dad in drag. Fucking creepy.

  By Anonymous, on 1:16 PM  

• She looks like she could be a street walker from Pee-Wee's Playhouse!

  By Gianni, on 2:33 PM  

• She's a train wreck in slow motion (or not so slow motion, as it were). And yes, Kendrick, she has not one, but two of those freaky pimple/nipples on her back.
  
  ... just do Playboy and get it over with, Jessica! At least then we can see the goodies.

  By Anonymous, on 2:41 PM  

• The hair gets to me more than the outfit. I hate those longer pieces in front and the way it's so chopped in the back. Her makeup is dramatic but pretty though, I think.

  By Anonymous, on 2:58 PM  

• those are just moles.

  By Anonymous, on 3:23 PM  

• I'm terrifically disturbed by her apparent greater-than-180 degree turning radius on her neck.
  
  Maybe it's just me but she doesn't do it for me.

  By Anonymous, on 3:52 PM  

• The outfit's not too bad, in an old brothel house kinda way. She looks pretty sexy...
  It's that damn black eye make she always wears that pisses me off. Makes her look like a freakin racoon.

  By Anonymous, on 4:03 PM  

• yeah, this is definitely scary.

  By i ate a smurf, on 4:25 PM  

• Do she werk on thet street curner in america selling her budy like cum cheap whore?

  By Anonymous, on 4:28 PM  

• Her dress just looks like something I would blow my nose on. And her hair, well... mine looked like that once.
  
  But my mom took away the safey scissors and told me not to cut my own hair again.

  By Annie, on 4:38 PM  

• ^you mom be very smart not to let you look like this simpson whore bag.

  By Anonymous, on 4:47 PM  

• She looks like a hooker circa the old wild west days. And her hair and make-up? Simply awful! WTF? I'm not even gonna comment on the extra nipple on her back. It's probably melanoma from all the tanning she does.

  By Anonymous, on 4:48 PM  

• I don't care if those are moles, pimples, nipples, or a government tracking device on her back... she is rich and can afford to remove them. They are disgusting.

  By Anonymous, on 5:54 PM  

• ^ They're not disgusting. They're normal. And the scars left behind when they're removed aren't much prettier. That being said, she's still a nightmare and I wish she would fall off of the planet.

  By Anonymous, on 6:25 PM  

• I don't what everyone is getting so excited about, she looks like she does when I've just finished having sex with her. The only things missing are the pillow marks on her face and the bruise on the back of her neck from the donkey punch.

  By Anonymous, on 7:57 PM  

• Worst taste in shoes ever.

  By Anonymous, on 8:01 PM  

• She looks like one of the whores on Deadwood in that outfit.
  
  I'd still hit it, though, cause all outfits look the same draped over the end of the bed.

  By Butterscotch Stallion, on 12:51 AM  

• Some outfits draped over the end of the bed look like a scary monster, when the lights are turned off.

  By Anonymous, on 3:40 AM  

• yah.She a whore.and her big fat jeans is ugly,to.

  By Anonymous, on 3:53 AM  

• She's a man, baby!

  By Anonymous, on 6:38 AM  

• she kinda reminds me of donald duck in drag.

  By bananas, on 11:58 AM  

• Maybe I'm blind, but I don't see the nipple on her back. Someone please help me.
  
  Although I did see the dimple on the back of her leg. Multiply that by like a million, and we're twins!

  By Anonymous, on 1:02 PM  

• i'd choose doing ashlee over jessica any day... jessica looks like some fish-human freakazoid with fake breasts. ashlee's h0t!

  By Anonymous, on 1:40 PM  

• What you're actually seeing on her back is a scar from the device the aliens used when they milked her brain out of her head.

  By Anonymous, on 1:49 PM  

• i dunno..i see hotter girls then her everyday at the local mall...

  By Anonymous, on 2:10 PM  

• ^ ditto. and in the street, shops, restaurants...

  By Anonymous, on 3:45 PM  

• ...yeah and they are 12 years old. I guess we can thank Britney, Christina, and her for that.

  By Anonymous, on 3:47 PM  

• "Remember when she was all about being the wholesome one and being a role model to young teens? I think its so great when we show teenagers that even if you try to hold out and be decent, eventually sex is the only thing that's going to sell, and you'll end up having to dress like a whore. What is so sad is that she's not even a well-dressed whore here."
  
  Touche. Granted, I happen to be a whore myself, but I'm not a celebrity whom people (including young girls) look up to for inspiration. BTW, what the fuck was she wearing? It's like she ran out of wardrobe options at the last moment before the show and ripped a curtain off a window in desperation.

  By Anonymous, on 8:19 PM  

• ^ Nice how you just admitted as a by-the-way matter that you're a whore too, he he he.
  
  (um... can i have your number?)

  By charlie sheen, on 3:58 AM  

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