I keep thinking it's all a bunch of lies too, but where there's smoke there's usually fire, so I dunno.
Based on what we, the public, see, it wouldn't surprise me if they stay married for a long time to come. Based on what every tabloid and gossip source says, it wouldn't shock me if they get divorced tomorrow.
sounds like his publicist was probably wanting him to branch out on his own more (as they have been pushing him to do) and the press took that to new rumor mill heights, yet again...
she plays dumb for the cameras. her IQ is so high she could be in mensa for christ's sakes!!! her IQ is much higher than ours, that's how she became so rich.. and her marriage is a sham just so they can keep their rich lifestyle. he loves banging strippers and she likes some friend of hers.. ughh i hate them
That IQ rumor was leaked to the press by her mother. I'd be willing to bet my balls that she really has an "average" IQ. She became rich because her Papa Joe made her rich. Nobody was buying her boring ass music, so her dad convinced MTV do do a reality show about her and her and Nick. Then when the show got popular her music label re-released an old album of hers which had flopped the year before and people actually bought it this time around.
This is all marketing. And the only smart one is her pain in the ass preacherman father.
^ exactly. What I don't understand is why everyone makes such a big fuss about her. I mean, sure, she's pretty, but she is not really an outstanding/unique beauty. She is just another big-breasted blonde who sings poppy little songs and is married to a guy from a boy band. Why do people like her have all of the money in society?
^ Um, don't kid yourself lexi, there are people far far richer than she or her father or all of hollywood put together even. Jessica gets exactly what her line of work and her father's smarts can get her which is a good deal but by no means "all of the money in society", far from it, in fact. That money is in the hands of a few people/families, most of whom you've probably never even heard of. And that's how they like it. They'd much rather we whine and obsess over nobodies like JS and other celebrities than start focusing on them and how they made their truly colossal sums of money. So, um, don't feel too bad, okay?
^God your a dork. I really don't think she meant "all" the money in society. It was an exaggeration. Even those nameless people who you do say have it all really don't b/c I got a penny jar by my bed for everytime I masturbate. Well, it is acutally two 55gal drums.
I've got to go with the recent post on Go Fug Yourself... I'm just sick of her now. Unless/until a titty falls out of a dress, or she starts getting plastered ala Tara Reid, can we ignore her for a few months/years? Isn't there another living Barbie Doll out there to obsess over for a while?
it seemed like nick had some issues when i watched their show when they played them all in a row one saturday but then when he finally sang a song it was so david hasselhoff... i couldn't respect him as a prostitute anymore.
i respect myself as a prostitute though. i mean sometimes, kinda.
She's so beautiful. I want her house. Maybe Nick too. Though he seems like "gah that woman is so dumb" i would kill him if he was mine and looking at me like that. you are the dumb, s.o.a.b.! at least I'm pretty!
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I don't think she is as smart as scene #2, but I do think she is smart enough to make nice for the cameras. I personally think Nick could do better.
By Anonymous, on 9:02 AM
shes a man....
By Anonymous, on 9:27 AM
I keep thinking it's all a bunch of lies too, but where there's smoke there's usually fire, so I dunno.
Based on what we, the public, see, it wouldn't surprise me if they stay married for a long time to come. Based on what every tabloid and gossip source says, it wouldn't shock me if they get divorced tomorrow.
By Butterscotch Stallion, on 9:42 AM
sounds like his publicist was probably wanting him to branch out on his own more (as they have been pushing him to do) and the press took that to new rumor mill heights, yet again...
By melissaamy, on 10:26 AM
she plays dumb for the cameras. her IQ is so high she could be in mensa for christ's sakes!!! her IQ is much higher than ours, that's how she became so rich.. and her marriage is a sham just so they can keep their rich lifestyle. he loves banging strippers and she likes some friend of hers.. ughh i hate them
By Anonymous, on 1:19 PM
That IQ rumor was leaked to the press by her mother. I'd be willing to bet my balls that she really has an "average" IQ. She became rich because her Papa Joe made her rich. Nobody was buying her boring ass music, so her dad convinced MTV do do a reality show about her and her and Nick. Then when the show got popular her music label re-released an old album of hers which had flopped the year before and people actually bought it this time around.
This is all marketing. And the only smart one is her pain in the ass preacherman father.
By Anonymous, on 1:27 PM
^ exactly. What I don't understand is why everyone makes such a big fuss about her. I mean, sure, she's pretty, but she is not really an outstanding/unique beauty. She is just another big-breasted blonde who sings poppy little songs and is married to a guy from a boy band. Why do people like her have all of the money in society?
By Lexi, on 1:41 PM
Her teeth are ugly as hell.
By Anonymous, on 1:50 PM
^ Um, don't kid yourself lexi, there are people far far richer than she or her father or all of hollywood put together even.
Jessica gets exactly what her line of work and her father's smarts can get her which is a good deal but by no means "all of the money in society", far from it, in fact. That money is in the hands of a few people/families, most of whom you've probably never even heard of. And that's how they like it. They'd much rather we whine and obsess over nobodies like JS and other celebrities than start focusing on them and how they made their truly colossal sums of money.
So, um, don't feel too bad, okay?
By forbes magazine, on 2:00 PM
^God your a dork. I really don't think she meant "all" the money in society. It was an exaggeration. Even those nameless people who you do say have it all really don't b/c I got a penny jar by my bed for everytime I masturbate. Well, it is acutally two 55gal drums.
By Anonymous, on 3:51 PM
She banged most of the cast of Jackass -- what does that say of her intellect?
As to the alleged IQ -- filling out a quiz on a website probably won't get her into MENSA.
By Anonymous, on 4:21 PM
Okay, I'm a dork.
But are you funny?
By forbes magazine, on 4:49 PM
In the first picture she looks like the Joker from Batman.
By Anonymous, on 4:54 PM
I've got to go with the recent post on Go Fug Yourself... I'm just sick of her now. Unless/until a titty falls out of a dress, or she starts getting plastered ala Tara Reid, can we ignore her for a few months/years? Isn't there another living Barbie Doll out there to obsess over for a while?
By Flux, on 5:36 PM
I was indeed exaggerating.
By lexi, on 7:09 PM
I have a feeling you may be right, Brendon... and that when the camera's not running, she's a serious bitch.
By Anonymous, on 8:44 PM
you're right. her teeth are really weird. that first pic is downright odd. fake as hell.
By linda, on 1:41 AM
it seemed like nick had some issues when i watched their show when they played them all in a row one saturday but then when he finally sang a song it was so david hasselhoff... i couldn't respect him as a prostitute anymore.
i respect myself as a prostitute though. i mean sometimes, kinda.
By Anonymous, on 10:51 PM
Ewww I never realized how much she looks like her father...look at her face in the middle picture. Yuck.
By Anonymous, on 2:32 PM
looks like barbie
By Anonymous, on 2:53 PM
I think Jessica is so beautiful!!
By Anonymous, on 12:15 PM
She's so beautiful. I want her house. Maybe Nick too. Though he seems like "gah that woman is so dumb" i would kill him if he was mine and looking at me like that. you are the dumb, s.o.a.b.! at least I'm pretty!
By Anonymous, on 6:43 AM
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