But what they'd like less is when he starts rambling on about how Hunter Thompson was "the greatest writer of the 20th century" and what a great human being he was and all that. Then, they'd realise that pretty as he might be, he's easily impressed; like the way an infant is impressed when you remove your hand from your eyes and say "peekaboo" and the kid thinks you've performed the greatest disappearing act of the 21st century.
He really is dumber than a bag of screwdrivers. Listen to his Pirates commentary ... it's like Spicolli and Butt-Head had a baby. Aside from that he's pretty cool though, especially for an old dude.
Hey, if he wants to do porn, I'll watch. Hardcore or otherwise. And I don't care what he rambles on about. I have a no-brains-requirement in my fantasies.
He he, I wrote that one about him rambling on but like what you ^ said about no-brains-requirement. All I can say is well put and I'll learn to never overestimate a lady's standards when it comes to enjoying the company of a pretty boy.
We love Johnny Depp. Everyone does. And it's true, in real life we need brains and someone to talk to but in fantasy world, men aren't even allowed to speak, so he does just fine. Also not into hardcore porn, but would be first in line to buy Johnny Depp's porn premier.
He doesn't care what people think of him. That's what I think makes him so hot. And actually, he's one hell of a musician, too...a guy like that, can't be all that bad.
Of course he's not bad, few people are, and I'm sure he's not dumb either. But that's not the issue here and not what this site is all about, I'm guessing.
His bone structure is amazing, he doesn't care what people think and he's not all hollywood. Those are just some of the reasons us girls love him. And if he did a porno, I'd buy it. But not if it was with his wife, cause she's skinny with bad teeth.
I'm sure, Fred, if you left out those first two things (rich and famous), I'd still want to jump his bones...it doesn't seem to have deterred me in the past, from fooling around with a hot guy, just because he's not famous or rich. LOL
But at his age, if a guy is working the fryer at McD's...you're probably right. I wouldn't give him the time of day, because he'd have security issues that a woman takes home a bigger paycheck! Laughing.
I know that there certainly are women who like him just for the reasons you mention, however!
23 Comments:
oh jesus, he is SO HOT. you are exactly right (don't worry, i am a girl). and also, we don't like hardcore porn. i hope.
By Anonymous, on 11:45 PM
h-h-h-hoootttttnessss *drool*
By Anonymous, on 12:23 AM
I'd hit it...I mean...shit, who am I kidding? It's Ed fucking ScissorHands.
By Alan Alda Is Gangsta, on 1:14 AM
We say go for it, Johnny. Porn has done wonders for our careers!
Sincerely,
Fred Durst
Paris Hilton
Lil Kim
And a bunch of reality TV whores whose names you've already forgotten
P.S. Peter DeLuise wants to know if he can be the fluffer.
By Nicotine Junkie, on 5:40 AM
Girls do love that crap don't they?
But what they'd like less is when he starts rambling on about how Hunter Thompson was "the greatest writer of the 20th century" and what a great human being he was and all that. Then, they'd realise that pretty as he might be, he's easily impressed; like the way an infant is impressed when you remove your hand from your eyes and say "peekaboo" and the kid thinks you've performed the greatest disappearing act of the 21st century.
By Anonymous, on 5:55 AM
He really is dumber than a bag of screwdrivers. Listen to his Pirates commentary ... it's like Spicolli and Butt-Head had a baby. Aside from that he's pretty cool though, especially for an old dude.
By Anonymous, on 7:26 AM
Hey, if he wants to do porn, I'll watch. Hardcore or otherwise. And I don't care what he rambles on about. I have a no-brains-requirement in my fantasies.
By Anonymous, on 7:26 AM
He he, I wrote that one about him rambling on but like what you ^ said about no-brains-requirement.
All I can say is well put and I'll learn to never overestimate a lady's standards when it comes to enjoying the company of a pretty boy.
By Anonymous, on 7:49 AM
We do love that crap and we do love Johnny. It's true.
By Amblus, on 8:12 AM
We love Johnny Depp. Everyone does. And it's true, in real life we need brains and someone to talk to but in fantasy world, men aren't even allowed to speak, so he does just fine. Also not into hardcore porn, but would be first in line to buy Johnny Depp's porn premier.
By Anonymous, on 9:11 AM
He doesn't care what people think of him. That's what I think makes him so hot. And actually, he's one hell of a musician, too...a guy like that, can't be all that bad.
By Anonymous, on 11:30 AM
I prefer hardcore porn over that soft crap.
I'd also like Johnny to come over right now to practice for the movie.
And bring the mask.
By some horny girl, on 12:34 PM
I agree with Horny Girl. Soft porn is just boring!!!
I LOVEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE Johnny Depp. I like that he's crazy, eccentirc and stange. I would't have him any othe way!
By Another horny girl, on 12:44 PM
Of course he's not bad, few people are, and I'm sure he's not dumb either. But that's not the issue here and not what this site is all about, I'm guessing.
By Anonymous, on 12:44 PM
SPANK ME!!!!!SPANK ME HARD....here's JOHNNY!!!!!
By Anonymous, on 2:26 PM
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By Anonymous, on 7:53 PM
YUM-UH-EE!
By patchoulli, on 9:40 PM
I wonder if Brad Pitt would be willing to do the pron with him. I'm as straight as can be, but I would check that shit out.
By Very Hetero, on 10:26 PM
Uh, yeah, you probably should take your shit to the pron. What a couple you'd make!
By Fred, on 3:29 AM
His bone structure is amazing, he doesn't care what people think and he's not all hollywood. Those are just some of the reasons us girls love him.
And if he did a porno, I'd buy it. But not if it was with his wife, cause she's skinny with bad teeth.
So you speak portuguese? Cause that's hot.
By Veggieboo, on 1:46 PM
^ "he's not all hollywood"
Ha ha ha.
The reason you girls love him is because:
1. he's famous
2. he's rich
3. and he happens to be handsome.
If he was working the fryer at McD's or driving a cab you wouldn't give him the time o' day, even though you might think he's "cute", tee hee.
By Fred, on 2:40 PM
I'm sure, Fred, if you left out those first two things (rich and famous), I'd still want to jump his bones...it doesn't seem to have deterred me in the past, from fooling around with a hot guy, just because he's not famous or rich. LOL
But at his age, if a guy is working the fryer at McD's...you're probably right. I wouldn't give him the time of day, because he'd have security issues that a woman takes home a bigger paycheck! Laughing.
I know that there certainly are women who like him just for the reasons you mention, however!
By Anonymous, on 2:16 PM
Johnny go deeper!!!!
By Anonymous, on 6:45 PM
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