Jude Law should just kill himself

132 Comments:

  • John Wayne stayed home through all of world war 2 making movies while all the real men like Jimmy Stewart went off to war.

    By Anonymous, on 2:59 PM  

  • I'm no expert on looking at guys penises, but it doesn't look all that micro for his situation and posture. I say give the nanny-porker a pass on this one. I'm sure he would have hired a fluffer had he known his willie would be out there for the world to criticise.

    By Anonymous, on 3:09 PM  

  • I've seen some flacid penis' (would that make them peni?) and this one wouldn't be confused with a belly button. In fact, I'm sure when no-name-20-year-old presents herself to him, he is at least a six-incher.

    By Anonymous, on 3:16 PM  

  • jude nude photo #2:
    http://www.flickr.com/photos/87295975@N00/34918106/

    By Anonymous, on 3:36 PM  

  • it's not that small, lay off and deal with your own insecurities...christ

    By Anonymous, on 4:04 PM  

  • take a joke. christ.

    By Anonymous, on 4:15 PM  

  • John Wayne did more for the war by "staying at home" and making films that boosted US morale than if he'd gone to fight. Jimmy Stewart would have been the first to agree with this.

    Your attempt at being controversial only exposed your stupidity. Know your limitations, friend.

    By Fred, on 5:09 PM  

  • ewww! it's uncut!

    By Anonymous, on 5:28 PM  

  • Yeah right ... cowboy movies like "A Lady Takes a Chance" (1943) and "Tall in the Saddle" (1944) really helped us win the war. You have no idea what Jimmy Stewart would have agreed with and no right speaking for him. The fact is that the Selective Service classified John Wayne as 1-A and would have drafted him, but his studio pulled some strings and got their money-maker out of it.

    By Anonymous, on 5:43 PM  

  • uncircumcized, yuck!!

    By Edina, on 6:31 PM  

  • Tinymeat and I DO KNOW MY MEAT!

    By Anonymous, on 7:18 PM  

  • Ahaha some of you are so dumb! It could be any size when hard, the flaccid size has no effect on the erect size. You guys should know that! What a bunch of tossers.

    By Anonymous, on 7:39 PM  

  • As the world's foremost authority on flaccid penis inspecting, a skill honed over many years in locker rooms and the bedrooms of confused young men, Jude Law is unquestionably in need of a penis pump. Of course, if you're rich, size flies right out the window. Or in Jude's case, gets carried away by a light summer breeze or a mild sneeze.

    By Bo, on 7:46 PM  

  • What exactly is the objection to not having a piece of your cock chopped off?

    By Anonymous, on 8:04 PM  

  • I would still bone him

    By Anonymous, on 8:07 PM  

  • let me tap dat ass

    By Anonymous, on 8:20 PM  

  • Except for the circumcision thing, it looks like just a normal penis, to me. Not big, not small, just normal.

    By Anonymous, on 8:50 PM  

  • He isn't circumsised. Gross. It's probably a nice size penis. My boyfriend looks like that on soft, except circumsised, and he's 7 1/2. Nice.

    By Anonymous, on 8:58 PM  

  • Woman here -

    The best sex I've ever had is with an uncircumcised penis (which was attached to a great lover). There's just something about the way it glided inside of me which felt amazing and unlike any other uncut member.

    I miss that guy.

    By Anonymous, on 9:03 PM  

  • I'm sure this is exactly what Brendon wanted, for his site to turn into a forum for debating whether Jude Law's penis is small or normal. Haha.

    Oh well, I am sure some celeb will say or do something stupid or scamper about a public poolside area half naked and we can then, luckily, quickly move on from this.

    By Butterscotch Stallion, on 9:04 PM  

  • let's see, he just got done swimming...how could everyone be completely missing the shrinkage factor?

    are you all really too young to remember that episode of Seinfeld? God, I'd hate to be judged on penis size right after getting out of the pool. Wake up people!

    By Anonymous, on 9:53 PM  

  • looks like a normal sized weiner to me

    besides im sure most of the chix jonesing for some law dont really care about the size of his schlong

    i cant believe im a dude talking about another dudes weiner

    more b00bies

    By Anonymous, on 9:55 PM  

  • Jude's todger is hardly the proverbial "baby's arm holding an apple" or "ankle-whacker", now is it?

    Just for the record, not all Brits have nobs the size of a monkey's toe... and size does matter!

    By J&M, on 10:15 PM  

  • His member looks like an oversized clitoris...

    By Happy McHappyness, on 4:29 AM  

  • "... and size does matter!"

    Absolutely! Tight little vaginas are best.

    By Anonymous, on 5:27 AM  

  • John Wayne's films and persona did very much help win the war.

    Jimmy Stewart would never have accused him of not being a "real man". That would have been idiotic.

    By Fred, on 5:47 AM  

  • wait, what? why are we talking about john wayne and jimmy stewart? are there naked pics of them too??

    By i ate a smurf, on 6:30 AM  

  • Some news for you ladies ... pretty much every British man you have ever swooned over is uncircumcized.

    By Anonymous, on 6:49 AM  

  • one thing is nice, all these comment it so tiny, it's real small etc etc. men has rules, here is one

    never go skinny diving with a girl alone when it is cold in the water NEVER, when water is hot, go ahead.

    mens system has this amazing elevater effect (Taken from a book) when it is hot it will sink to the ground (getting bigger) when it is cold, it will shrink into oblivion. think about those pics, i barely see sun shine, looks like he took wrong clothes to the wrong situation :P

    but to my point, small penis or big penis, i have no idea who this man is! haha!

    By Anonymous, on 6:51 AM  

  • just so you know.... when a man is circumcised he loses 50% of his sensitivity. so men who are have not had a circumcision actually have better orgasms and have a healthier sexual appetite than those who are. now don't get me wrong.... I still think it looks like a frightened turtle! yuck!

    By Anonymous, on 6:52 AM  

  • Y'know, it's really just in America and Jewish countries, I think, where circumsizing is normal. In most European countries it's very rare.

    By Anonymous, on 7:10 AM  

  • ^ True. I lived in the UK for 20 years and its only really in the USA that circumcision is 'normal'... In fact, most medical experts believe that circumcision reduces sensitivity and is generally not as healthy as having a foreskin. Do you guys not EVER listen to Dr Dean Edell?... whew.

    By Anonymous, on 7:15 AM  

  • Wow, that's HUGE compared to what I expected after reading about his reportedly "small penis".

    Circumcision is overrated. And so is size—I mean, unless they're a mushroom cap or you're the black hole of Calcutta—a good lover knows how to hit the spot.

    By Anonymous, on 7:53 AM  

  • All I know is my cock would look really huge in his very small mouth.

    By Ron Jeremy, on 8:05 AM  

  • Looks fine to me. And -- well -- look what it's attached to! Jude Law!

    Sorry guys, it's not the size of the wand that matters but the magic in it.

    By Anonymous, on 8:15 AM  

  • It isn't the size that gets me. Its just not a pretty peen. Some peens are pretty, others are not. Jude does not have the peen I would have hoped for.

    By Fluffer, on 8:20 AM  

  • Peni (I think the plural of penis is peni) are not that great looking even when they are circumsised. Foreskin makes them look DISGUSTING! I don't care if you lose all sensitivity, cut that foreskin OFF!

    BTW
    I''m from the US, thought circumcision was completly normal until a friend of mine had a baby and explained that Europeans don't do that. EW!!!

    By Anonymous, on 8:51 AM  

  • The "extra sensitivity" from being uncut is why uncircumsised men can't last for more than 30 seconds in bed. Give me a desensitized penis any day.

    By Anonymous, on 9:14 AM  

  • I have had a few excellent uncircumsized lovers, and a few excellent circumsized lovers. It really does not make much of a difference to me. bring it on Jude love.

    By Anonymous, on 9:21 AM  

  • Females get picked apart for every little imperfection from head to toe, so it's refreshing to make fun of a famous guy's package for a change.

    By Anonymous, on 9:36 AM  

  • if the pleasure is better uncircumsized, I hate to think how much more I'd be masturbating if I wasn't circumsized.

    seriously, I at least need a few minutes each day to eat and shit--although I supposed I could do it then too. you should see my biceps.

    By Anonymous, on 10:54 AM  

  • I don't know why everyone is on about how small it is.

    It's obviously at least semi-flaccid, and already looks pretty big, so imagine what it must actually be like erect.

    Oh, yeah, and uncircumsized men rock.

    By Anonymous, on 10:56 AM  

  • Oh, yeah, and uncircumsized men rock.

    he's NOT uncircumsized. since he's flaccid, the skin sort of covers the head.

    By Anonymous, on 11:04 AM  

  • There are a lot of incredibly fucking idiotic people with passable typing skills in America.

    By Anonymous, on 11:06 AM  

  • Jude is a very sexy man, and has a natural nice size. In my dreams it's hard and big ;)

    By Anonymous, on 11:10 AM  

  • he is hot and so is his cock

    By Anonymous, on 12:07 PM  

  • Um, yeah he is uncircumsized.

    By Anonymous, on 12:19 PM  

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    By Anonymous, on 1:28 PM  

  • Big. Small. Circumsized. Uncircumsized.

    He's Jude Law, and I'm sure by the fact that he got caught in these photos at all is a pretty good indication that he doesn't have any security issues about his "manhood". LOL. And this is about as close as most people would ever get to him, in any fucking event.

    He's not really my cup of tea.I wait patiently for Brendon to post pictures of a nude Johnny Depp, or Hugh Jackman. But then, it might be disillusioning from the big hard cocks of my fantasies....

    Oh, it is SO time to go....snickering

    By Anonymous, on 2:05 PM  

  • damn! i got a big boner just reading this thread!

    circumcision is healthier as it prevents build up of dirt and bacteria in the foreskin which can often become infected and smelly.

    i guess europeans just got stinky dicks then.

    By Anonymous, on 3:24 PM  

  • natural and nice... my man has a dick at that size and I like it;) norwegian girl

    By Anonymous, on 3:33 PM  

  • "Isn't it good...Norwegian Wood..." the Beatles

    By Anonymous, on 4:01 PM  

  • Yea... ofcourse all Europeans got stinky dicks! What an idiot who said that. Belive me, US have a long way to go when it comes to selfdevelopment, sircumsision included. It belong in the stonage.

    By Anonymous, on 4:09 PM  

  • This is the funniest shit ever!! You can tell who's a girl and who's a guy. All the guys are having the time of their life with his "oversized clit." While women are busy defending him saying "eh.. it's not THAT small." C'mon people, it's a freakin' joke. Anyway, as a guy, I've been to the gym. While some guys are grow-ers (and not show-ers) a small flaccid penis is never going to be an 8-in schlong. You can usually tell who has that potential because these dudes whip out 5 in flaccid penis. Anyway, I pity the guy for getting caught with his pants down... and, yes, it seems normal. Funny shit though.

    By Anonymous, on 4:14 PM  

  • It IS funny, here.
    I can hear it now.

    "What did you do today?"

    "Oh, I read and posted about Jude Law's penis all day."

    Fucking funny.

    By Anonymous, on 4:25 PM  

  • ^ uh, you look at guys dicks in the gym? you might wanna cut that shit out before you get the crap beat out of you -or maybe that's what you're hoping for? big burly 5 inch flaccid penised guys all sweaty and oily beating you with their rough hands, grunting and yelling while their 5 inch flaccid penises rub up against you. ah, ha ha, i get it now, ya perv!

    (i bet you're from europe, where all the men are stinky-dicked closet fairies!)

    By Anonymous, on 4:31 PM  

  • Leonardo Dicaprio is said to be un-cut.

    That just makes him even sexier!

    Circumcision is disgusting!

    By Anonymous, on 4:45 PM  

  • /circumcision is healthier as it prevents build up of dirt and bacteria in the foreskin which can often become infected and smelly./

    are you stupid? thats why you clean it, you dirty monkey. the body didn't make the foreskin just to have it cut off, it has PURPOSE; it aids lubrication and protects the sensitive glands. on average, guys who AREN'T cut receive more pleasure because the head didn't dry out and chap like those guys who did get cut.

    By Anonymous, on 5:43 PM  

  • Not to mention the foreskin works as an ejaculatory trigger, allowing the man to have sex at the razor's edge of orgasm for much longer. A circumcized man strains during sex. Basically a cut man ejaculates, an uncut man orgasms.

    By Anonymous, on 6:06 PM  

  • "the body didn't make the foreskin just to have it cut off"

    oh yeah? what about tonsils, or the appendix, or fingernails or hair? you wanna leave those on too, ya jackass? what about when the body "makes" a fuckin brain tumour, huh? duhhhh...

    "Basically a cut man ejaculates, an uncut man orgasms."

    Oooh, boo poo beedoo! Pffha ha ha ha ha ha ha!! What are you, on fucking glue, man?

    looks to me like stinky dick can also fuck up your brain! shit, am i glad i'm cut!

    By Anonymous, on 6:20 PM  

  • Guys blow too soon as it is. Better to make them less sensitive.

    By Anonymous, on 6:20 PM  

  • "A penis is as sweet, by any other name." LOL

    By Anonymous, on 6:36 PM  

  • If you are here, and you are a man...don't go looking at other guy's dicks at the gym. It could get ugly!!!!

    By Anonymous, on 6:39 PM  

  • well no SHIT it CAN be cut off, but what i'm saying is IT WAS MADE FOR A PURPOSE. jesus, you're retarded.

    By Anonymous, on 8:06 PM  

  • I'll take the all-purpose extra large (cut) penis, that one there on the right, please. (laughing hysterically) And can you have it delivered by Monday?

    I wonder if any other one person has ever had their genitals talked about this much,(I mean publicly).

    I wonder what the stats are, for that sort of thing. This is hilarious. I wonder if Jude himself even knows his penis was all over the net, on more than one site.

    By Anonymous, on 8:31 PM  

  • Don't hate on the person who explained as to why there is circumcision, hate on the millions of boys who get it done at birth. Or the doctors who do them. OR the parents for getting it done. Sorry sweetie, but you can't punish a man for having an uncircumsized wank when he wasn't given a choice.

    By Anonymous, on 9:49 PM  

  • lol @ anon 5:43 asking anon 3:24 if he's stupid... DUMB question, since thats what doctors do (circumsize) and that's the correct medical explanation for it. Don't hate the player (innocent circumsized people not given the choice since they are what? 12 minutes old...), hate the game.

    By Anonymous, on 9:56 PM  

  • Correct plural definantly isnt peni, lots of scientific words tha end in -us have a plural ending in -i as they are second declension Latin nouns.

    Penis ends in -is, most probably a 3rd declension noun, therefore the correct plural would be penes.

    However in English the most common plural seems to be penises.

    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Penis

    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Latin

    By Gorbs, on 11:32 PM  

  • If you put a condom on it, like good boys and girls, and if you like the other person enough outside the bedroom, circumcized or not won't be a major issue betwween you and the sheets.

    By Anonymous, on 5:35 AM  

  • "Y'know, it's really just in America and Jewish countries, I think, where circumsizing is normal."

    Circumcision is performed on all Muslim men as well (over a half billion of them).

    By Fred, on 5:54 AM  

  • Hey, Fred!!!!

    Are these posts funny, or what? Jude Law's penis got almost twice the amount of posts as Angelina's!!! Man, he really rates. Laughing.

    By Anonymous, on 6:12 AM  

  • Surf the net for "Penn & Teller - Bullshit".. they had an episode on circumcision... turns out.. it's bullshit :)

    /me - all original parts.

    By Anonymous, on 6:19 AM  

  • Uncut rocks, you americans keep forgetting that the world doesnt follow your every lead! There are other countriess out there, besides the oil rich ones such as Iraq and Afganastan. I love my uncut Irish man meat and so do the american women i've nailed!

    By Anonymous, on 9:13 AM  

  • dude...he looks like he's uncircumsized...gross

    By Anonymous, on 10:45 AM  

  • Have any of the girls on here slaggin uncut knobs, actually ever had one? And if so, what did you find so disgusting about a natural schlong? yeah..the one that all men are born with before the docs lob it off even for non-religious reasons.

    By Anonymous, on 10:48 AM  

  • Give the chump a break, he's just a grower not a shower. Guys do a little experiment...take note of what willie does the next time you bend over to pull up the underoos. Unless your John Holmes it will retract considerably... The bottom line: Big, little, cut, uncut, who cares... the "thing" in the picture has seen the best parts of Sienna Miller... more than anybody here could ever hope for

    By Anonymous, on 11:20 AM  

  • The first pic is a little misleading, but after seeing the second one (the clearer view), he is NOT small at all. He is not even aroused, he just came out of a pool, it's actually a pretty good size considered all those factors.

    You all just want to pick on him because he is Jude Law, and give others the impression that your dick is bigger than that. I highly doubt it.

    By Anonymous, on 2:56 PM  

  • he didn't just come out of the pool dipshit, his hair is still dry. he's putting his swimsuit on to get into the pool, duh..

    you're just all blown away by him because it's jude law, and that's pathetic.

    By Anonymous, on 4:03 PM  

  • ^There's a lot of that going around. Why don't people pull their heads out of their asses and realize these people shit just like everyone else?

    By Anonymous, on 5:48 PM  

  • Small,large,cut or uncut.....I'd do him any day!

    By Anonymous, on 6:38 PM  

  • Amen - he's hot now, before, & later. I envy every woman who's ever had him - including the loud mouthed last one.

    And where did this idea that a guy had to have 9 in. (23 cm) to be totally hot originate? With size queens?

    By Anonymous, on 7:59 PM  

  • I'm a woman and from Europe. For you americans: it's possible to wash under the foreskin, it's movable you see, no smell, no infections. The skin is softer because it's covered when not in use, much lovelier to do the thing that's still illegal somewhere around there ;-)

    And no problems with lasting, I can tell ya.

    Can't figure out why you're cutting small boys, here it's considered barbaric.

    By Anonymous, on 6:08 AM  

  • There are American boys, who are uncut. And there are European boys, who are cut.
    So why don't you leave your frigging politics out of it? Or just come right out and say you don't like Americans and at least have the balls to own up to your true distastes?
    Personally,I'm an American woman, and I couldn't care less if a guy is cut or uncut. A guy is hot, or he isn't. Part of what makes a person hot, is their confidence.It doesn't have anything to do with where the fuck they're from, or how they're hung. It's how a person carries themselves that makes them a turn on or a turn off.
    A true turn off for me, is when an American bashes another entire nation of people. Or respectively, when anyone bashes an entire group of people without having the faintest idea of all they're bashing.It's called ignorance, and it's a serious turn off no matter who it comes from.

    By Anonymous, on 7:50 AM  

  • Another turn off is when people have no sense of humor and are patronising. Read what this site is about...

    ...and lighten up.

    By Fred, on 8:46 AM  

  • Hey, Fred.
    This is like your 5th visit to this thread. (so, okay...I've come back a time or two, myself!)
    It's nice bumping into you, again.
    And I agree. People need to lighten up.

    By Anonymous, on 11:35 AM  

  • You're right, i just checked and this makes it my fifth visit.

    Guess i should get a life, huh?

    By Fred, on 2:54 PM  

  • my god there are some dumbasses on here. Uncircumcised dosent collect dirt and Majority of men in the world are uncircumcised. And a foreskin is nothing like hair and fingernails you dumbass. Your hair dosent have nerve endings in it and it wont bleed when you cut it. But i will say cut or uncut a dick is ugly no doubt about it. plus when erect a cut dick and uncut dick look no damn different.

    By Anonymous, on 3:43 PM  

  • ^ Actually, you're the dumbass for not getting what that other comment was saying.

    And BTW, just because a majority of people do something doesn't mean it's right, or smart.

    Next time try using your pinhead sized brain before coming here and insulting people, ya dumbass.

    By Anonymous, on 5:08 PM  

  • There are many adult males who got circumsized that claim better sex and sensitivity AFTER circumcision because during sex they are not FUCKING THEIR OWN FORESKIN. Their partners also claim better sex because there is friction there that never was before. It totally makes sense because instead of going 'in and out' of your partner, you are inserting your foreskin-covered penis which slides back and forth inside the foreskin inside the woman - who gets nothing out of it because theres no friction for her. And yes, there is bacteria, smegma and decaying urine under the foreskin -and at the end of the day you will have a stinky penis. I would never put one in my mouth. I'll take a nice circumsized penis any day of the week.

    By Anonymous, on 8:15 PM  

  • Uncut and he smokes. Double whammy! Wouldn't kiss him, wouldnt suck his dick.

    By Anonymous, on 10:36 PM  

  • >>Uncut and he smokes. Double whammy! Wouldn't kiss him, wouldnt suck his dick.<<


    Good because you're fat and a man.

    By Anonymous, on 7:03 AM  

  • To all the little boys> stop hating and stop pretending you guys all have a 9 inch dick. Bet some of you dont even come close to this...

    Its amazing how insecurities show through even on the internet.

    to that fellow who called me a dipshit, grow up.

    By Anonymous, on 7:08 AM  

  • Uncut guys dont 'fuck they're own foreskin' you dumb Yank. When an uncut guys knob is erect, the foreskin retracts revealing the entire,so it looks the same as a multilated guys cock. and we get more pleasure cuz its only completely revealed during sex and it rocks! and it oesnt make u cum quikcer, thats only if u cant control ur load. and u wash under the forsekin you fucking idiot! god, people like you are the reason the rest of the world think you americans are dumb fucks.

    By Anonymous, on 7:19 AM  

  • ^You can't even tolerate someone with a difference of opinion from yours. Not that I agree with the other person, either. I posted earlier as an American woman who doesn't give a shit whether or not a guy is cut, if he has an ounce of confidence.
    But there you go, dragging all Americans back into it.
    If people want to label a whole nation based on one person's ignorance, then perhaps they are ignorant themselves. And I don't begrudge whatever country you come from, just because of your uncut penis(laughing). And I'd still probably want to sleep with you, uncut and all, if I thought you could be sexy outside of the bedroom.
    Still friends, kiss, kiss?

    By Anonymous, on 7:45 AM  

  • Well fair enuff. Wanna get it on then? im uncut and can fuck for hours..but im also a gentleman hehe

    By Anonymous, on 11:53 AM  

  • Everyone on here needs to take a look at themselves and realize you dont have a 10" dick. and for the dumbasses on here saying being cut makes you last longer, shut the fuck up. how long you last in bed is all in your head not your dick. I was uncut until about 2 years ago. If youve never had both shut the hell up because you dont know what your talking about. Sex didnt change much at all after i got cut. It made a slight difference but nothing worth getting it done for. When i was uncut i never had a dirty dick either. If you dont know what its like to be uncut shut up because you sound stupid. peace

    By Anonymous, on 11:56 AM  

  • ^ Oy vey! Velcome to de faith, my brodder!

    By Anonymous, on 1:52 PM  

  • Dolphins have sex for fun

    By I, on 2:03 PM  

  • That is correct I, dolphins and humans are the mammals that have sex for pleasure, the rest do it outta sheer instinct. However, i am under no illusions that us Irish also drink our asses off outta sheer instinct and not solely for pleasure.

    By Anonymous, on 3:22 PM  

  • This is comment no. 100.

    Yay for JL's dick.

    By Anonymous, on 4:23 PM  

  • ^and Yay for the Irish, who drink their asses off outta sheer instinct and not solely for pleasure.
    And Yay for all the men, cut or uncut, and yes...even Jude Law.
    And Yay for all the women who love them.

    By Anonymous, on 4:21 AM  

  • Regarding Jude's penis,anybody who paid attention to the wife swapping stories, would realize that's as good as it gets. He is NOT a grower according to Pearl Lowe.

    By Anonymous, on 12:01 PM  

  • ^ que?

    By Anonymous, on 12:35 PM  

  • Poor Jude.
    He seems to be a nice guy.
    I feel guilty for looking at the pics- but they look good to me.
    Nothing wrong with him.
    btw- I found out about his site from a link on a Jude message board. I've been reading the other posts and have to say the webmaster is hilarious!

    By Anonymous, on 12:57 PM  

  • correction: "this site".

    By Anonymous, on 12:58 PM  

  • John Wayne stayed home through all of world war 2 making movies while all the real monkeys like that cowboy monkey that rides a dog went off to war.

    By Anonymous, on 2:05 AM  

  • Vaginas and clitoris'....yuck!!!!

    By Anonymous, on 5:23 AM  

  • I think it's kinda small.......

    By Anonymous, on 4:33 PM  

  • Argh cant you americans write ffs!!

    His knob looks fine. So shut it.

    Okay, okay a circumsized member looks better...but dont you think your all following the crowd just a bit?

    By Anonymous, on 9:09 AM  

  • Hey Ron Jermey I never seen yours''' send me picture
    Grand Misz T

    By Anonymous, on 1:50 PM  

  • UnCUT men rule. Easier for us women to jerk them off when we are not in the mood :) Sexier too, you get to peel back the pleasure zone like a present. As for cleanliness, isn't that is what the shower is for?

    Don't know. Had a problem subjecting my newborn son to doctors cutting off skin without medication while babe was leathered to a board. Call me protective.

    And the scar one old boyfriend had on his penis from his little cutting was highly unappealing. As he was in bed.

    For those of you who were cut, I would rethink doing same to your spawn. Just a womans perspective.

    By Anonymous, on 8:51 PM  

  • ^ You're just trying to make yourself feel better about the fact your man's got an ugly little uncut prick.

    Your protestations ring hollow to the rest of us. Look, if you really dislike your man's peepee that much then just dump him, okay? But don't try and convince me an uncut prick is better. That's just stupid, and pathetic.

    By Anonymous, on 2:00 PM  

  • I'm about the same size as jude's, feels good to know I'm not alone in the world being stuck with a small one...

    By Anonymous, on 1:21 PM  

  • Not small at all, about average sized. Looks like you people have been watching too much porn.

    By Anonymous, on 10:32 AM  

  • Cirkumsized??

    Come on people, its only in America and by the Judes!

    Very, very few men cirkumsize themselves in Europe.
    Its NORMAL!
    And beatiful!

    By Caya, on 4:01 AM  

  • Is it just me or is that thing reeealy tiny?

    By Anonymous, on 5:18 AM  

  • WHY IS IT EVERY TIME I READ ONE OF THESE STUPID BLOGS THE PEOPLE THAT POST CANNOT STAY FOCUSED FOR 2 SECONDS ON THE TOPIC AT HAND?

    JUDE'S PENIS IS JUST FINE , IT'S FLACCID FOR ONE THING , FOR ANOTHER HE IS OUTSIDE WHICH CAN AFFECT PENIS AND TESTICLE SIZE (DEPENDING ON HOW SENSITIVE YOU ARE), HE'S NAKED AND ,AGAIN,OUTSIDE, THUS ADDING ONE MORE FACTOR , AND LASTLY HE IS BENDING FORWARD IN THE PICTURE (WHICH THANKFULLY HAS ALSO BEEN POINTED OUT ON THIS SITE).SO SINCE THE AVERAGE PENIS IS ABOUT 5.25 INCHES OR SO I WOULD SAY THAT JUDE IS AT LEAST A VERY HEALTHY AVERAGE BOY ESPECIALLY SINCE WE HAVE NO PHOTOGRAPHIC PROOF OF HIS ERECTIONS.THAT BEING SAID , I THINK HIS PENIS IS ATTRACTIVE(AND I'VE SEEN MORE PENISES THAN YOU CAN SHAKE A CLIT AT)AND IT IS ATTACHED WITH A GREAT LOOKING PAIR OF TESTICLES IN SOME GOOD MANLY BUSH( THANK GOD HE IS TOO METROSEXUALIZED).AND FOR ANYONE STATING THAT SMALLER FLACCID PENISES AND CANNOT REACH THE 8 INCH MARK ARE HIGHLY MISINFORMED , AND UNLESS YOU HAVE CONDUCTED SOME HIGHLY CONCLUSIVE SCIENCE EXPERIMENT TO MEASURE GUYS IN BOTH STATES OF AROUSAL AND NON-AROUSAL THEN YOU HAVE NO AUTHORITY WHAT-SO-EVER TO MAKE SUCH AN IGNORANT AND ALBEIT MALE-EGO,INSECURE STATEMENT, OR PERHAPS YOU HAVE BEEN CRUISING THE GYM TOO MUCH AND ONLY GO DOWN ON MEN BIG ENOUGH FOR YOU , HENCE THE REASON YOU WOULD ONLY LOOK FOR 5 INCH FLACCID PENISES TO ORALLY PLEASE.
    BUT REALLY LET'S ABSOLUTLEY PUT THIS INTO PERSPECTIVE , JUDE LAW IS A BEAUTIFUL MAN , WITH A GREAT ASS, INTENSE EYES , PERFECT LIPPS, A COOL HAIRSTYLE THAT MOST MEN JUST COPY AND HAS A WOMAN THAT MOST OF THE EGO-DRIVEN MALES POSTING ON HERE WILL NEVER TOUCH .I'D SAY THESE PICTURES DON'T DIMINISH THE FACT THAT PEOPLE ONLY CRITICIZE BASED ON THEIR OWN SHORT-COMINGS, WHETHER OR NOT YOUR HUNG LIKE A DONKEY.THERE ARE MORE IMPORTANT THINGS THAN JUDE LAW'S PENIS SIZE.AND FOR THE RECORD I'M NOT WRITING THIS IN ANGER OR OTHERWISE, BECAUSE PEOPLE ARE SO GOOD AT TAKING EMOTION FROM WORDS ON A SCREEN , SO TAKE WHAT I'M SAYING WITH A GRAIN OF SALT AND MAYBE A LITTLE SLAP ON THE ASS YOU SILLY FUCKERS!!!!( LAUGHING TO MYSELF AT WORK RIGHT NOW)

    By Anonymous, on 8:22 AM  

  • *Giggles*

    By Anonymous, on 5:56 AM  

  • Jude looks pretty average to me. In porn and movies, they tend to fluff so actual penises are much smaller than what people imagine.

    As for circumcision, maybe this is the reason why so many American women can't have organisms. They've never had a real sexual experience which is uncut.

    By Anonymous, on 7:33 PM  

  • lol this is sum funny shit. A debate over 1 mans penis. hahahaha.
    I think this is pathetic, men arn't just a sex object for fucks sake. Look at the bigger picture u bimbos.

    By Anonymous, on 3:04 PM  

  • Wow im amazed...jude's dick has so many people talking...and countries fighting...and people insulting each other...all because of jude's dick...

    he has a very powerful dick :P

    By Anonymous, on 11:32 AM  

  • what's funny is the women saying "eeew" about a perfectly normal schlong. as much as i love pussy, some of you ladies have roadkill between your legs.

    as a circumcised guy, i agree the turtleneck looks a bit strange. but it's the proper way it should look; that's the human penis in it's natural state, like it or not.

    but at least a penis more or less stays the same. as a pussy gets used and abused over a lifetime, the damned things start looking like decidedly unappetizing roast beef sandwiches.

    so before you say "eeew" over something which is not at all painful to look at (it's just a tube of smooth skin ffs), take a look at the mangled flesh curtains between your own legs and say "eeew, it looks like i got a chainsaw rammed up inside me!"

    By Anonymous, on 2:42 AM  

  • It's a NORMAL penis! And you can't judge the size from a flaccid state. Welcome to the real world of un-mutilated men!

    By Anonymous, on 1:31 AM  

  • Normal, healthy looking penis from this bi-sexual man's point of view. Look at your own penis. That's normal. Normal is whatever you've got. Cheers from NJ.

    By Anonymous, on 9:45 PM  

  • I'm in love with Jude and I think his dick is hott!

    By Anonymous, on 11:05 PM  

  • Nice cock!

    And as for the whole circumcision thing well intact fellows enjoy it more and it is never a nice thought to consider that a surgeon got their before you...

    Circumcision is torture, torture is not sexy.

    By Revamp, on 7:54 AM  

  • This Thread will be one year old in a week's time. Way to go Jude Law!!! See, this is what keeps celebrities in that celeb status... cut or uncut...shlonged or unshlonged. Has anyone talked about any of your dicks? Have you ever experienced an absurd amount of people check our your package? The guys may be lauging at it but they're girlfriends will probably be thinking about that cock in their dreams. Worse, while having sex with you...


    In my opinion its not natural for other guys to check out other guys dicks. You can get into some serious shit... girls are a different issue.

    By Anonymous, on 2:28 AM  

  • i dont think its small. mine is just a little smaller and thinner than that. i am 5.25 inches when erect. is this small ladies? maybe its because i'm asian, but i think his size is above average.

    By Anonymous, on 7:27 PM  

  • Looks great to me.

    By Anonymous, on 9:58 AM  

  • I've been with an uncut male. He wasn't smelly, certainly wasn't dirty, and like another person mentioned, it's like unwrapping a present. There is friction, and his skin was softer and very sensitive. No gross scars. Both ways are nice, but uncut is more natural, and yes - doesn't involve getting your crying childs genitals cut off. I've seen how uncomfortable the little ones are (and look) for those few days. It's cruel and unnessasary.

    As for Jude's size? It's no smaller than any other penis that I have seen in life (actually a little larger than the average it seems). They grow. They are meant to. It looks about the same size as my ex 7 1/2 incher.

    Honestly, longer actually starts to hurt and makes some sexual positions quite painful.

    By Anonymous, on 4:48 PM  

  • it's small

    By Anonymous, on 10:41 AM  

  • Its like this boys. Uncut sex is better,matter a fact its great. Giving a blow job to a uncut man is no different that giving a cut man one.

    By Anonymous, on 10:38 PM  

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