While I certainly don't think that Diane Monte Cristo sandwich Keaton is so hot, you do a great disservice in comparing her to Elmo. He is of superior appearance,intelligence, and talent in comparison to many of the monkeys you post about, Brendon. Please re-tract your Elmo statements, and make no further references to my client.
I think it's incredibly refreshing, if this is true. The tastefulness of the comments made about Diane Keaton are the exact opposite of refreshing. They're small minded, gratuitous, and ultimately very boring.
I think it's incredibly refreshing, if this is true. The tastefulness of the comments made about Diane Keaton are the exact opposite of refreshing. They're small minded, gratuitous, and ultimately very boring.
"I think it's incredibly refreshing, if this is true. The tastefulness of the comments made about Diane Keaton are the exact opposite of refreshing. They're small minded, gratuitous, and ultimately very boring."
Hope you're not a betting man, dude from Philly. You did get the gender right but I am 32, not 68. I'm surprised you didn't go for the even more obvious path and try to guess my weight.
Being from Philly and being a dude are two handicaps that might prevent you from understanding how someone might not prefer a plastic boring Barbie to a woman of wit, class, and style, even if she is a little older.
Your crude assumptions about older women are ignorant. But imagining your destiny of being a 59 year old man who still hasn't progressed beyond this level of maturity and depth and is a bloated laughingstock chasing young women at some sleazy bar makes me feel better.
Yup. People still come to this site under the assumption that this is some kind of fan club for these celebrities, and we're here to defend them.
That being said, I still defend Elmo, and insist he's more attractive, intelligent, and talented in comparison to many other celebrities. Not only that, but he has a sense of humor...a seemingly rare commodity these days.
^ Yeah, but isn't it funny how those older men end up getting the girl anyway?
You might not be 68 but you sure sound bitter enough to be. In fact, that's being unfair to most 68yr old women. Strike that. You're just bitter, period.
BTW, your assumptions about younger women being "plastic boring Barbie"s sounds pretty crude to me and referring to Diane Keaton's 59 years as only "a little older" than Evangeline Lily's 28 strikes me as you having either a pretty poor understanding of the English language or a pretty poor grasp of reality, neither of which bodes well for your future. And you know what, that makes me feel better.
I'm not sure where I referred to 59 as being only a little older than 28. After re-reading what I wrote, I guess you assumed I was talking about the young woman but I was referring to Diane Keaton being only a little older than Keanu Reeves.
And yes I am bitter, I can only imagine how I'll feel at the age of 68. I am not ashamed of this, BTW. I don't understand how most people aren't bitter, to be perfectly frank.
Just for the record, normally I do not take offense at things written on celebrity gossip boards and normally I also wonder how people can take things so seriously. I just don't understand why people can't envision themselves at 59. Or 49 or 39 for that matter.
^ Yeah. "being a dude and being from Philly are handicaps". Talk about blanket statements made against a large number of people!!!! Very bitter.
You know, I'm even older than she claims to be (32), but I guess I don't have her security issues. Because I didn't take any offense to what Dude from Philly said, at all.
But I do still think a sense of humor is a rare commodity...
Well, he was with her first. I think he must really love her. She's interesting and quirky. Probably something happened in their relationship (K and D's) to have him go out, find a younger woman (younger than he is) and hook up with her, then dump her for DK.
I don't think he was cheating on Lynne, just for whatever reason, they split up (probably a while ago, before reporters knew) and he went back with Diane.
I don't know Lynne. I'm sure she's lovely. Diane K. has been into fixing up old homes and reselling them. She's done quite well.
on the older woman thing, i saw this french flick the other night with this actress in it called catherine denuve. she was about 59 yrs old in it but, man, she was smokin hot! i mean in the close ups you could see some wrinkles and stuff but from further away, damn!
i better start finding a way get really rich cause when i'm older i'd like to have something like that (she looked pretty high maintenance, but who cares!). it sure puts a whole new perspective on getting older. hell, i'm looking forward to it now!
^ Yeah, then after you wake her up, she'd start singing that song "If I could turn back time..." whining no doubt about the good old days with Gregg Allman(did I spell his name right?)and how he used to eat her Monte Cristo and suck her toes.(nervous giggle)
I love people who come to sites like this and are offended and, then, feel the need to complain about how offensive it is. It's like going to a cock fight and then complaining about the cruelty to animals.
what the hell, if old men can have hot girls, why Diane can´t have anything she wants! she is smart!! and so nice!! She must have something to keep people and industry go around her.
Why is everyone so afraid to post under their ID? Is it because a 32yr old female is really a 59yr old fat chick. Is that maybe La Diane posting on here? lol
Why do people who have an ID think it's some great act of courage to post one and that anyone who doesn't is somehow "afraid"? Afraid of what, exactly?
Ok, I'll be first. I'm anonymous that posted about Cher and Tina Turner. I am 48, dark hair, 120 lbs. dark eyes and I am in grrrrreeeaattt shape. Younger men lust after me. If it makes her happy, who the hell cares?? You're not all getting any younger you know.
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Anonymous said... Old men with young girls is natural. Old women with young men is not. Most women don't like to be with a younger man.
are you kidding me? I'd take a younger man over an older one any day... each person has individual tastes as to what they think is hot. if they are happy together. who the hell cares?
I think Keanu is gay. I mean, usually when an young man is dating an older woman, (usually) its to cover up their homosexuality. Examples: Hugh Jackman, Ralph Fiennes, Keanu Reeves, and i'll keep thinking of more.
59 Comments:
"Pulling apart Dianne Keatons legs to have sex with her would look like pulling apart a Monte Cristo Sandwich to have sex with that."
Holy. Shit.
By Anonymous, on 8:44 AM
Even worse, I am eating a monte cristo. Mmmmm, Diane.
By Russ, on 8:59 AM
This cant be real. In the words of Keanu "Whoa"
By That Dude, on 9:14 AM
Wait... I thought... Keanu... the "parties" out in Mailbu at D...
Forget it... Whatever.
By Anonymous, on 9:59 AM
While I certainly don't think that Diane Monte Cristo sandwich Keaton is so hot, you do a great disservice in comparing her to Elmo. He is of superior appearance,intelligence, and talent in comparison to many of the monkeys you post about, Brendon. Please re-tract your Elmo statements, and make no further references to my client.
Sincerely,
Tickle Me Elmo's lawyer
By Anonymous, on 10:30 AM
'Strange things are afoot at the Circle K'
By Anonymous, on 10:45 AM
Dear Misguided Children,
Wake up. Keanu isn't munching on any WOMAN's taco. He prefers tube steak.
By Anonymous, on 10:52 AM
I think it's incredibly refreshing, if this is true. The tastefulness of the comments made about Diane Keaton are the exact opposite of refreshing. They're small minded, gratuitous, and ultimately very boring.
By Anonymous, on 11:27 AM
I think it's incredibly refreshing, if this is true. The tastefulness of the comments made about Diane Keaton are the exact opposite of refreshing. They're small minded, gratuitous, and ultimately very boring.
Huh?
I think you meant incredibly gross, if true.
By Anonymous, on 11:36 AM
Diane Keaton is beautiful.
By Anonymous, on 11:47 AM
"I think it's incredibly refreshing, if this is true. The tastefulness of the comments made about Diane Keaton are the exact opposite of refreshing. They're small minded, gratuitous, and ultimately very boring."
3 to 1 this poster is a 68 yr old female.
By That Dude, on 11:52 AM
I thought he was GAY!
By Anonymous, on 11:59 AM
He isn't gay, he's bi.
By Anonymous, on 12:21 PM
*BARF*
By Anonymous, on 12:38 PM
Yeah. He "married" David Geffen, some years back.
By Anonymous, on 12:43 PM
This is disappointing. I always figured Diane had better taste than that....
By Anonymous, on 12:44 PM
Hope you're not a betting man, dude from Philly. You did get the gender right but I am 32, not 68. I'm surprised you didn't go for the even more obvious path and try to guess my weight.
Being from Philly and being a dude are two handicaps that might prevent you from understanding how someone might not prefer a plastic boring Barbie to a woman of wit, class, and style, even if she is a little older.
Your crude assumptions about older women are ignorant. But imagining your destiny of being a 59 year old man who still hasn't progressed beyond this level of maturity and depth and is a bloated laughingstock chasing young women at some sleazy bar makes me feel better.
By Anonymous, on 12:49 PM
Yup. People still come to this site under the assumption that this is some kind of fan club for these celebrities, and we're here to defend them.
That being said, I still defend Elmo, and insist he's more attractive, intelligent, and talented in comparison to many other celebrities. Not only that, but he has a sense of humor...a seemingly rare commodity these days.
By Anonymous, on 1:10 PM
^ Yeah, but isn't it funny how those older men end up getting the girl anyway?
You might not be 68 but you sure sound bitter enough to be. In fact, that's being unfair to most 68yr old women. Strike that. You're just bitter, period.
BTW, your assumptions about younger women being "plastic boring Barbie"s sounds pretty crude to me and referring to Diane Keaton's 59 years as only "a little older" than Evangeline Lily's 28 strikes me as you having either a pretty poor understanding of the English language or a pretty poor grasp of reality, neither of which bodes well for your future. And you know what, that makes me feel better.
By Anonymous, on 1:11 PM
I'm not sure where I referred to 59 as being only a little older than 28. After re-reading what I wrote, I guess you assumed I was talking about the young woman but I was referring to Diane Keaton being only a little older than Keanu Reeves.
And yes I am bitter, I can only imagine how I'll feel at the age of 68. I am not ashamed of this, BTW. I don't understand how most people aren't bitter, to be perfectly frank.
Just for the record, normally I do not take offense at things written on celebrity gossip boards and normally I also wonder how people can take things so seriously. I just don't understand why people can't envision themselves at 59. Or 49 or 39 for that matter.
By Anonymous, on 1:30 PM
^ Yeah. "being a dude and being from Philly are handicaps". Talk about blanket statements made against a large number of people!!!! Very bitter.
You know, I'm even older than she claims to be (32), but I guess I don't have her security issues. Because I didn't take any offense to what Dude from Philly said, at all.
But I do still think a sense of humor is a rare commodity...
By Anonymous, on 1:39 PM
Sex with a monte cristo isn't bad at all, especially if you draw a mustard smiley-face on it.
But not if you give it potato chip teeth. That's not cool.
By Darth Syphilis, on 1:50 PM
Well, he was with her first. I think he must really love her. She's interesting and quirky. Probably something happened in their relationship (K and D's) to have him go out, find a younger woman (younger than he is) and hook up with her, then dump her for DK.
I don't think he was cheating on Lynne, just for whatever reason, they split up (probably a while ago, before reporters knew) and he went back with Diane.
I don't know Lynne. I'm sure she's lovely. Diane K. has been into fixing up old homes and reselling them. She's done quite well.
By Anonymous, on 2:00 PM
A tuna melt sandwich works too.
on the older woman thing, i saw this french flick the other night with this actress in it called catherine denuve. she was about 59 yrs old in it but, man, she was smokin hot! i mean in the close ups you could see some wrinkles and stuff but from further away, damn!
i better start finding a way get really rich cause when i'm older i'd like to have something like that (she looked pretty high maintenance, but who cares!). it sure puts a whole new perspective on getting older. hell, i'm looking forward to it now!
By Anonymous, on 2:00 PM
LOL.
THAT IS GROSS.
By makeoutbandit, on 2:10 PM
Ok, I could see if the older woman was hot, but Diane Keaton?? I mean, for gods sakes, look at Cher and Tina Turner, etc. They look great, but Diane??
By Anonymous, on 2:41 PM
Well, now. Evidently, humor isn't as rare as I thought...
I especially find all the sandwich references hilarious. But be advised: do not try this, with egg salad.
By Anonymous, on 2:54 PM
Yeah, except with Cher you'd have to use a heart defibrillator every morning just to wake her up.
By Fred, on 2:57 PM
^ Yeah, then after you wake her up, she'd start singing that song "If I could turn back time..." whining no doubt about the good old days with Gregg Allman(did I spell his name right?)and how he used to eat her Monte Cristo and suck her toes.(nervous giggle)
By Anonymous, on 3:24 PM
I love people who come to sites like this and are offended and, then, feel the need to complain about how offensive it is. It's like going to a cock fight and then complaining about the cruelty to animals.
(Tards)
By Butterscotch Stallion, on 3:27 PM
I'm sure Brendon loves it, too, as do some of us. (Just have to laugh.)
I mean after all, we're talking about really fucking pressing issues, here: people having sex with sandwiches and stuff!!! (HA HA HA)
By Anonymous, on 3:34 PM
you're talking about annie hall for christsake
show some fucking respect assholes
By Anonymous, on 4:18 PM
^ Uh, ok. Tommorrow I'll call my mom and tell to wear a tie and men's clothes.
By Anonymous, on 4:33 PM
who's annie hall?
By Anonymous, on 4:44 PM
That's funny.
I agree (laughing). We should show some respect for Annie fucking Hall, and for Monte Cristo sandwiches, and yes...even Elmo. We really should.
By Anonymous, on 5:40 PM
Wow. The man has earned respect from this woman. Diane Keaton is a CLASS act.
By Anonymous, on 5:45 PM
Woody Allen is overrated. Waaayyyy overrated.
By Anonymous, on 5:59 PM
BOOBIE BREAK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
By Anonymous, on 6:47 PM
Darth has me rolling!!
By Anonymous, on 7:43 PM
Annie Hall? Was she that orphan with the curly red 'fro who hung around with the Mr. Clean guy?
By Butterscotch Stallion, on 7:57 PM
^ Uh, no... that's just Annie.
By Anonymous, on 3:10 AM
what the hell, if old men can have hot girls, why Diane can´t have anything she wants! she is smart!! and so nice!! She must have something to keep people and industry go around her.
By Anonymous, on 12:56 PM
Old men with young girls is natural. Old women with young men is not. Most women don't like to be with a younger man.
By Anonymous, on 1:06 PM
I think this is pretty gross too. In another 5 yrs, Keanu will be having sex with grandma...
SICK!
By Anonymous, on 1:18 PM
^ what do you mean "will be"?
By Anonymous, on 1:36 PM
Why is everyone so afraid to post under their ID? Is it because a 32yr old female is really a 59yr old fat chick. Is that maybe La Diane posting on here? lol
By That Dude, on 3:08 PM
Why do people who have an ID think it's some great act of courage to post one and that anyone who doesn't is somehow "afraid"?
Afraid of what, exactly?
By Anonymous, on 4:13 PM
^LOL!!! Well said, Anon 4:13!
By Anonymous, on 8:17 PM
sooo...if i post under an id, you can tell my age, weight and gender?
By Anonymous, on 9:30 PM
Ok, I'll be first. I'm anonymous that posted about Cher and Tina Turner. I am 48, dark hair, 120 lbs. dark eyes and I am in grrrrreeeaattt shape. Younger men lust after me. If it makes her happy, who the hell cares?? You're not all getting any younger you know.
By Anonymous, on 7:35 AM
Neverming Monte Cristos...at the risk of getting in a lot of trouble, isn't a "Philly" a kind of sandwich, too? Giggling.
I'm just messing with ya', Dude from Philly"!!! I like your posts, and nice tatoo.
By Anonymous, on 11:34 AM
I think its better to post under an ID so you can RESPOND TO THEIR NAME.
Its much harder to say anon 3:56 is cool, but anon 4:13 fuck you and anon 8:07 where di u get that link?
By That Dude, on 1:48 PM
waaaaaaa..people dont log in with user names...booofuckinghoo...waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa....why..why...........................................
By Anonymous, on 4:52 PM
Anonymous said...
Old men with young girls is natural. Old women with young men is not. Most women don't like to be with a younger man.
are you kidding me? I'd take a younger man over an older one any day... each person has individual tastes as to what they think is hot. if they are happy together. who the hell cares?
By rubypinkhearts, on 7:46 AM
A woman cannot be happy with a younger man because deep down she doesn't respect him. He's just a toy. That's why they're called "toy boys".
By Anonymous, on 12:45 PM
I think Keanu is gay. I mean, usually when an young man is dating an older woman, (usually) its to cover up their homosexuality. Examples: Hugh Jackman, Ralph Fiennes, Keanu Reeves, and i'll keep thinking of more.
By Anonymous, on 4:07 PM
Hugh Jackman has been married for a long time. Does his wife know he's gay?
By Anonymous, on 4:42 PM
I had a friend who's dad came out of the closet when my friend was eighteen. Being married doesn't always mean a guy is straight.
By Anonymous, on 5:00 PM
the sandwich analogy? Gross, I prefer 'loose meat sandwich' to describe femal genitalia myself.
By Anonymous, on 1:32 PM
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