posh is nasty as hell. and she could be pretty. but she is anorexic, Tanorexic, over dyed, a shopoholic, and you get the idea. if she just layed off all that crap she'd be better off.
Enjoyed the beautiful simplicity of "... she's an emaciated, pig-nosed airhead..." and appreciated the comical imagery and originality of "'You just don't fit in my big, giant vagina.'"
A fine foray into the delicate art of the descriptive putdown. Jenny is one to watch.
Yeah, so why don't you publish that one semi-decent tit shot of her from her first article in People magazine? It was a see-through blouse and she was with some guy..
Having said that, it seems she has fixed her lopsided breasts in those wooly sweater shots I keep seeing on the city buses. Or it's just a good PhotoChop job..
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martha stewart is satan's wife. but posh is hot, come on now
and david beckham shaves his armpits for no reason.. it's hard to respect that. what a metrosexual he is.
By Anonymous, on 12:36 AM
posh is nasty as hell. and she could be pretty. but she is anorexic, Tanorexic, over dyed, a shopoholic, and you get the idea. if she just layed off all that crap she'd be better off.
By linda, on 1:47 AM
posh is anorexic
dokey punch eh? I haven't heard that in a while and I was JUST saying that I haven;t heard it in a while... brava
By Anonymous, on 3:37 AM
He he he! Funny post!
Enjoyed the beautiful simplicity of "... she's an emaciated, pig-nosed airhead..." and appreciated the comical imagery and originality of "'You just don't fit in my big, giant vagina.'"
A fine foray into the delicate art of the descriptive putdown. Jenny is one to watch.
By michiko kakutani, on 5:51 AM
That Martha Stewart post was the funniest thing I've ever read.
By Anonymous, on 6:59 AM
i can't careless about those two. i think that posh is the typical soccer player wife. here in brazil there many more like her.
By luis, on 7:07 AM
Is it just me, or after years and years of tedious practive, Posh was able acheive the Michael Jackson 'History' look?
By Russ, on 7:09 AM
holy crap you're right, she does look like MJ
How long til Becks leaves her for a hotter, younger, less wrinkled (from all the tanning) woman? Or man, whatever.
By Anonymous, on 9:14 AM
This is what's passing as funny on this site? I think I'll stick to reading brendon's posts.
By Anonymous, on 11:52 AM
^ meow. ffftttt.
By Anonymous, on 11:59 AM
^^ good riddance.
By Anonymous, on 12:25 PM
"Posh is literate"
Ha ha ha! That hilarious!
By Anonymous, on 5:18 PM
Ha!~ The Martha Stewart line... first good laugh I've had this month
By Amber Smith, on 11:23 AM
Yeah, so why don't you publish that one semi-decent tit shot of her from her first article in People magazine? It was a see-through blouse and she was with some guy..
Having said that, it seems she has fixed her lopsided breasts in those wooly sweater shots I keep seeing on the city buses. Or it's just a good PhotoChop job..
By Rocky Clark, on 3:14 PM
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