IDontLikeYouInThatWay.com: Rachel Nichols is replacing Jennifer Garner

Those earrings look like a 3rd grade art project made with macaroni and gold spray paint.

And...nice nip.

By Anonymous, on 9:11 AM
She's hot, but her steely ice blue eyes suggest evil.

By Anonymous, on 9:15 AM
Yup, she's pretty. Too bad she can't dress herself.And those earrings may be the only thing that's really striking about her attire. The rest is a snore.

By Anonymous, on 9:48 AM
She could do with a tan, and some food. Other than that, she's hot, in a cold sorta way.

My right hand just told me it was straight and sick of being forced to handle dick all the time.

By Fred, on 2:06 PM
She has an elfin quality about her. Big ears, delicate, small features. Hard to picture her as some tough spy unless, of course, the Alias story winds up in Middle Earth or something, which is, uh, entirely possible. No, really, it is.

By Anonymous, on 4:50 PM
Alias has never been the same since Melissa George fucked it over. Season 4 was... okay. Definitely better than Season 3, that's for damn sure.

The idea of this Rachel chick being turned into the new star sounds like some internet geek's wet dream taken a bit too far. I don't believe it. Alias is going to bite the big one after this next season.

(Besides, if they groomed a new lead for the show, it should be fucking DAVID ANDERS, DAMNIT).

By Anonymous, on 10:51 PM