She might be a little heavier but her face here reminds me of back when she was in the first American Pie and people didn't give you bizarre looks if you said, "Tara Reid looks cute." She looks nice here, unlike her usual self which looks like she spent the night in a WW1 trench fellating hobos for money.
In other no-name American Pie has-been news, Natasha Lyonne has Hep C, is on methadone treatment and might die! Oh happy day for you American Pie. Oh happy day indeed.
Hmmm, she looks pretty bonable, actually. And her boobies look nice too. If I saw her in the street I'd definitely give her a double take. But she shouldn't get any heavier than this though.
this picture was obviously taken during the day, i am sure by the end of the night she was back to the good ol' Tara we have all come to love and adore.
you are all failing to realize that those are no mere "about town" galoshes but rather magno-gravitron boots. they keep her up, you see. they work for spacemen, they work for tara reid.
She doesn't look fat here & I like her dress. If if werent' for those ridiculous boots, I'd say she looked great. Even with the boots, its the best shot of her in a while.
Whoever said those red rubber boots look better than Uggs is a fucking moron. And don't get me wrong, I'm as surprised as the next mammal to discover uglier footware than Uggs, but discover it we have.
Tara Reid is obviously alky trash, but she looks much better than when she's all ana. Her hair looks better, too. I like the dress okay, but the boots have got to go. Just because someone tells you something is trendy doesn't mean you should get within 500 feet of it.
I think these pix might be from the V Festival in the UK. They were boradcasting on BBC Radio 1 to wear "wellingtons" which is what Tara is wearing. So, I figure she's just prepared for the crappy UK weather.
are you people KIDDING? LOOK AT THOSE UPPER ARMS! Her face looks like a bad allergic reaction. 10 lbs of silicone tenuously balanced on her sternum is the only thing keeping her tits from being flapjacks. The dress manages to skim and float over whatever feedbags she has strapped on her hips, while accentuating the fake boobs, which helps make her appear less of a mess.
She might "look good" for normal, corn-fed folk, but measured against how she looked just a month ago, Tara has porked up at LEAST 20 pounds (more like 30). Any way you slice it, that is NOT healthy.
So yes, she's fat. and "bonable" if you like fake tits, no matter how fat a cow they're stapled to.
Believe it or not, there are actually a handful of boots uglier than Uggs. The ones Tara is wearing aren't one of them, in my opinion, because they look like regular goulashes (just in an ugly, gaudy color and worn at an inappropriate time with inappropriate attire). Uggs, on the other hand, look stupid no matter when you wear them and no matter what you wear them with. With that in mind, the following three kinds of boots fall in the same category and are even worse.
If you think that this particular ensemble has anything to do with what's in style, you probably haven't looked at the ground in the pics. It's obvious that she dressed to keep her feet from getting muddied when it starts to rain....or she throws up.
Yeah, her frankentummy is all kinds of f'ed up. Don't know if it's from lipo (awfulplasticsurgery doesn't always seem to know what the hell they are talking about), but it's hella weird looking.
Oh my god, I know I am sooo out numbered but I must be the only person who things all you bloggers who bitch should lay of Tara!!! Okay she gets drunk alot, she's been with a few men and her surgically enhanced boobs have gone wrong. But I get far too drunk more often than not every other weekend, I am no virgin Mary, and to be honest I think my 36DD are slightly lopesided also and mines aren't surgically enhanced!!! Fair do's the wellies look hideous. But she seems to be getting slagged so much lately. I just think you's are shady, I'm quite sure each and everyone of you are 100% perfect.
She looks cute. A little doughy in the face, but her tits look great, and I actually like the Mr. & Mrs. Smith wellies with the flowing dress. It's an interesting contrast.
shes not really fat, she just gained weight around her face n arms, and her stomach was lipoed..so who knows wat that looks like rite now but yea.. she shud hit the gym to get a more toned body insteady of drinking all the time thats for sure.
Was this taken at a petting zoo or maybe a farm? Because otherwise she looks like a big yellow goony bird. Cute, but in a creepy, I-wanna-hide-under-the-covers-and-do-things sort of way. Nice rack.
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She is looking much better.
By Anonymous, on 10:06 PM
She looks good for a change. Seriously.
By Anonymous, on 10:12 PM
i like her nipples.
By Anonymous, on 11:21 PM
She might be a little heavier but her face here reminds me of back when she was in the first American Pie and people didn't give you bizarre looks if you said, "Tara Reid looks cute." She looks nice here, unlike her usual self which looks like she spent the night in a WW1 trench fellating hobos for money.
In other no-name American Pie has-been news, Natasha Lyonne has Hep C, is on methadone treatment and might die! Oh happy day for you American Pie. Oh happy day indeed.
By Alan Alda, on 11:49 PM
Hmmm, she looks pretty bonable, actually. And her boobies look nice too. If I saw her in the street I'd definitely give her a double take.
But she shouldn't get any heavier than this though.
By Anonymous, on 3:18 AM
Way to go, Tara!!! You changed into some practical shoes so you don't have to stumble around like a bumbling idiot when you hit the bottle!!!
The soft yellow color of the dress combined with the dayglo orange boots, make me think of a rubber ducky.
Quack.Quack.
By Anonymous, on 3:29 AM
Christ... lose the fucking glasses!!!
By Anonymous, on 3:52 AM
if she loses the glasses, then her sunken, bag-drooping eyes will be visible. they're covered up, that's why she looks ok here.
By i ate a smurf, on 5:20 AM
i usually think you are funny but i think you are an ass- i dont think she looks fat at all
By Anonymous, on 5:51 AM
this picture was obviously taken during the day, i am sure by the end of the night she was back to the good ol' Tara we have all come to love and adore.
By critically james, on 6:25 AM
Only logical explanation I can think of is that she lost her shoes in a drunken stupor and stole the boots from a homeless person.
By Anonymous, on 6:45 AM
i still think she looks like crap.
actually i see a lot of people, (and by that i mean girls over 20) with those booths. so i don't know, i guess its a new fashion style or something...
By Anonymous, on 7:39 AM
At least they're not those damned annoying "ugg" boot things. Man, do I hate those.
By Anonymous, on 7:43 AM
Who did she sleep with to get that Rolex on her arm. It's a dudes watch so i assume she recently blew someone rich or stole it from her pimp.
By Melvin, on 8:47 AM
ugh. lose the glasses and the dress AND the boots. blech. this is what partying too hard will do to you my friends.
By Anonymous, on 9:21 AM
you are all failing to realize that those are no mere "about town" galoshes but rather magno-gravitron boots. they keep her up, you see. they work for spacemen, they work for tara reid.
By iammadeofstyrofoam@yahoo.com, on 9:37 AM
She doesn't look fat here & I like her dress. If if werent' for those ridiculous boots, I'd say she looked great. Even with the boots, its the best shot of her in a while.
By Anonymous, on 10:09 AM
Whoever said those red rubber boots look better than Uggs is a fucking moron. And don't get me wrong, I'm as surprised as the next mammal to discover uglier footware than Uggs, but discover it we have.
By Jesse Custer, on 10:13 AM
Tara Reid is obviously alky trash, but she looks much better than when she's all ana. Her hair looks better, too. I like the dress okay, but the boots have got to go. Just because someone tells you something is trendy doesn't mean you should get within 500 feet of it.
By Anonymous, on 10:28 AM
I think these pix might be from the V Festival in the UK. They were boradcasting on BBC Radio 1 to wear "wellingtons" which is what Tara is wearing. So, I figure she's just prepared for the crappy UK weather.
By Anonymous, on 11:03 AM
I agree.... Those Ugg boots suck. I feel like punching girls in thier breasts for wearing those ugly ass boots... UHHHHGGGGGGGGG!!!!!!!!!!!!
By Anonymous, on 11:30 AM
are you people KIDDING? LOOK AT THOSE UPPER ARMS! Her face looks like a bad allergic reaction. 10 lbs of silicone tenuously balanced on her sternum is the only thing keeping her tits from being flapjacks. The dress manages to skim and float over whatever feedbags she has strapped on her hips, while accentuating the fake boobs, which helps make her appear less of a mess.
She might "look good" for normal, corn-fed folk, but measured against how she looked just a month ago, Tara has porked up at LEAST 20 pounds (more like 30). Any way you slice it, that is NOT healthy.
So yes, she's fat. and "bonable" if you like fake tits, no matter how fat a cow they're stapled to.
By Anonymous, on 11:31 AM
^ meeoww
By Fred, on 12:05 PM
Tara Reid is one of the smartest young stars out there.
Unlike hooks like Lohan/Nicole, Tara realized that you can actually gain weight by snorting 5 lb. bags of cocaine and washing it down with rum.
That extra heft stretches out her nasty stomach like Michael Moore destroys pleated pants.
And judging by all the crazy secretions flying out of her cooter, the Haz-Mat boots are probably a good choice.
By Darth Syphilis, on 12:29 PM
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By Anonymous, on 1:35 PM
^ any reason why that was deleted?
By Anonymous, on 2:13 PM
Oh, I get it. She's doing a pregnant Britney Spears imitation. Now it makes sense.
By Anonymous, on 2:28 PM
Believe it or not, there are actually a handful of boots uglier than Uggs. The ones Tara is wearing aren't one of them, in my opinion, because they look like regular goulashes (just in an ugly, gaudy color and worn at an inappropriate time with inappropriate attire). Uggs, on the other hand, look stupid no matter when you wear them and no matter what you wear them with. With that in mind, the following three kinds of boots fall in the same category and are even worse.
Mukluks
Regina Boots
And the ugliest boots to-date...
The Coco Fur Boot
By Butterscotch Stallion, on 2:40 PM
If you think that this particular ensemble has anything to do with what's in style, you probably haven't looked at the ground in the pics. It's obvious that she dressed to keep her feet from getting muddied when it starts to rain....or she throws up.
By Anonymous, on 3:22 PM
has anyone seen her badly scarred stomach from too much lipo on awfulplasticsurgery.com? it's so weird...
By Anonymous, on 11:11 PM
Yeah, her frankentummy is all kinds of f'ed up. Don't know if it's from lipo (awfulplasticsurgery doesn't always seem to know what the hell they are talking about), but it's hella weird looking.
By Butterscotch Stallion, on 11:47 AM
Oh my god, I know I am sooo out numbered but I must be the only person who things all you bloggers who bitch should lay of Tara!!! Okay she gets drunk alot, she's been with a few men and her surgically enhanced boobs have gone wrong. But I get far too drunk more often than not every other weekend, I am no virgin Mary, and to be honest I think my 36DD are slightly lopesided also and mines aren't surgically enhanced!!! Fair do's the wellies look hideous. But she seems to be getting slagged so much lately. I just think you's are shady, I'm quite sure each and everyone of you are 100% perfect.
By Linz x x x, on 7:37 AM
^ Lindsay? Lindsay Lohan, is that you sweetie?
By Fred, on 12:46 PM
She looks cute. A little doughy in the face, but her tits look great, and I actually like the Mr. & Mrs. Smith wellies with the flowing dress. It's an interesting contrast.
By Anonymous, on 9:32 PM
That's pretty funny, Fred!!!
By Anonymous, on 3:14 PM
shes not really fat, she just gained weight around her face n arms, and her stomach was lipoed..so who knows wat that looks like rite now but yea.. she shud hit the gym to get a more toned body insteady of drinking all the time thats for sure.
By Anonymous, on 6:40 PM
Fred, Lindsay wishes she had boobs as big as mine!!!!
By Linz x x x, on 5:37 AM
^ Prove it.
By Fred, on 1:56 PM
this is the worst i've seen tara look... fucking awful. fat, hung over and what's with the boots? kill yourself, tara
By Anonymous, on 1:53 PM
I think she's cute! And she likes to get wasted - who doesn't? I look up to Tara Reid.
By showbizshithole, on 3:08 PM
^ Ye-ah, and that pretty much explains why you have just about the dumbest blogger ID i've ever seen.
By Anonymous, on 5:22 PM
Was this taken at a petting zoo or maybe a farm? Because otherwise she looks like a big yellow goony bird. Cute, but in a creepy, I-wanna-hide-under-the-covers-and-do-things sort of way. Nice rack.
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