How could you see your own ass that close, unless you are a really stretchy person. Which you may be, I suppose, and if you are, you could become an internet phenomenon(tm).
I'm off to see if icanlookrealcloseatmyownass.com is available...
i really cannot say what is more disturbing..the fact that my ass looks better then hers, and i have given birth 3 times and am a good 6 years older then her..or that hariy, hairy arm around her disgusting ass..really...it's a toss up...
you know she recently did an interview with Ok or Hello in the UK and she said how she is a lgith packer, a bkini, a jean skirt, some hells and flip flops, you can either dress up or dress down a jean skirt...(obviously very paraphrased)
seems to me she needs to not only dress down that jean skirt but maybe next time have some trim added to end so we won't have to worry about her being too drunk to have to worry her buzzed lil head about pulling it down!!!!
Yes, but most peoples asses don't have 5 different cum stains on them and they are not 99% composed of vodka and cigarette butts. We are not hard on her because she is an actress...we are hard on her b/c she is a nasty, retarded, slut!
Uhhh Melissa Amy...did she talk in as many typos as you wrote. I can't understand anything you wrote. I also think you are missing a couple of verbs, pronouns, and a coherent sentence in your message.
I'd love to make some pithy comment about Tara and her unattractive bum, but she's finally pushed me over the edge.
I feel sorry for this girl. With the amount of flak she gets for being a party girl and the amount of pictures of her being so obviously wasted, a normal person would try to keep the partying low-key. Possibly get some photoshoots where she's sober out in the media to offset all the wino pics she's had. Despite all the negative consequences to her career, she hasn't done anything to offset the negative image of herself as a drunken whore. She's got a real serious problem, IMO. I hope she can turn it around.
i feel like i'm back in the eighties watching lauren tewes implode after the overwhelming fun of her love boat fame. it was as beautiful to watch then as it is now. drink yourself straight into b-movie, straight-to-video, soft core porn tara. drink away.
Her frankentummy is, indeed, more concerning that her ass...but, damn, that is one saggy ass (even by "normal girl" standards). I wouldn't expect that for someone that young and that thin (yeah, she isn't the thinnest girl in the world, but she's not so heavy that you would expect that kind of sagginess in the booty).
The thing that makes me really mad folks is seeing that hairy greasy slimy lookin' euro-hand, or whatever the heck that monkey is, on her fine, white, USDA Grade A, American ASS! Aaaaarrrrrrggggggh!
considering everyone, no matter how skinny, has cottage cheese.. but the mere fact he ass is flat, flubby and lifeless makes it utterly disgusting.
for someone who is surprised that she has such an atrocious behind despite being skinny; its BECAUSE shes skinny. if she was fat, it'd be perkier, but not as perky if she EXERCISED. she has NO muscle tone. yuck.
I am glad we have so many doctors on here who seem to negate all human common sense. "If she were fat, it'd be perkier" uuhhhh, yeah,just like fat makes titties perkier. And the comment "even skinny people have cottage cheese" Maybe 80 year old skinny people and I think that is just wrinkles. Skinny people do not have "cottage cheese". I am not saying she is a whale or anything but she is pudgy.
if someone's an alcoholic, its a great idea to give them their own show where all they do is drink alcohol. so now she's making a living as being a drunk.
is she capable of being embarrassed?? it doesn't seem like it when she repeats putting herself in such degrading photo opportunities. She needs some SERIOUS help!
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...and not even her ugly dayglo orange hazmat boots can protect her from the shame and indignity of this !!!!
By Anonymous, on 7:54 AM
I don't think I've ever seen my own ass that close...and I hope I never will
By Anonymous, on 8:14 AM
How could you see your own ass that close, unless you are a really stretchy person. Which you may be, I suppose, and if you are, you could become an internet phenomenon(tm).
I'm off to see if icanlookrealcloseatmyownass.com is available...
By Anonymous, on 8:24 AM
Ugh. Not sure why I looked at that.
By Anonymous, on 8:54 AM
Please excuse me while I blow my head off in an attempt to erase that image from my brain.
By Anonymous, on 9:18 AM
i really cannot say what is more disturbing..the fact that my ass looks better then hers, and i have given birth 3 times and am a good 6 years older then her..or that hariy, hairy arm around her disgusting ass..really...it's a toss up...
By Anonymous, on 9:28 AM
omg that poor girl
she is just so embarrassing
By Anonymous, on 9:48 AM
What a no-life waste.
By Anonymous, on 10:10 AM
Yuck, she's got this whoreanus blister on one of her toes (check out the 2nd pic).
By The Brunette, on 10:27 AM
you know she recently did an interview with Ok or Hello in the UK and she said how she is a lgith packer, a bkini, a jean skirt, some hells and flip flops, you can either dress up or dress down a jean skirt...(obviously very paraphrased)
seems to me she needs to not only dress down that jean skirt but maybe next time have some trim added to end so we won't have to worry about her being too drunk to have to worry her buzzed lil head about pulling it down!!!!
By melissaamy, on 10:29 AM
a lot of girls asses look like that or worse than that... lets be serious people, why so hard on her just because she's an actress?
By Anonymous, on 11:33 AM
Yes, but most peoples asses don't have 5 different cum stains on them and they are not 99% composed of vodka and cigarette butts. We are not hard on her because she is an actress...we are hard on her b/c she is a nasty, retarded, slut!
By Anonymous, on 11:53 AM
Uhhh Melissa Amy...did she talk in as many typos as you wrote. I can't understand anything you wrote. I also think you are missing a couple of verbs, pronouns, and a coherent sentence in your message.
By Anonymous, on 11:56 AM
I'd love to make some pithy comment about Tara and her unattractive bum, but she's finally pushed me over the edge.
I feel sorry for this girl. With the amount of flak she gets for being a party girl and the amount of pictures of her being so obviously wasted, a normal person would try to keep the partying low-key. Possibly get some photoshoots where she's sober out in the media to offset all the wino pics she's had. Despite all the negative consequences to her career, she hasn't done anything to offset the negative image of herself as a drunken whore. She's got a real serious problem, IMO. I hope she can turn it around.
By Anonymous, on 12:09 PM
i feel like i'm back in the eighties watching lauren tewes implode after the overwhelming fun of her love boat fame. it was as beautiful to watch then as it is now. drink yourself straight into b-movie, straight-to-video, soft core porn tara. drink away.
By bananas, on 1:12 PM
R-E-H-A-B, find out what it means to me!
By Anonymous, on 1:17 PM
I get drunk all the time, but I never look like a mess like that (and trust me, my friend is a camera whore).
getting drunk at a party is not a crime, but if you cant handle it and act like a stupid drunk, then you shouldnt drink at all.
By Anonymous, on 1:33 PM
Hmmmm! I'd gnaw on that for awhile! Looks mighty tastee to me!
By homeless dude, on 1:41 PM
I dunno, her ass doesn't look that bad. Bear in mind the angle of the light and the effect of flash photography, not always the most flattering.
No, her problem is not so much her ass, it's her weird looking lippoed stomach. That thing is the real turn off.
By Fred, on 1:45 PM
Her ass and thighs were lipoed, too. This is what happens when you choose lipo (and a bad plastic surgeon) over exercise and a healthy diet.
By Anonymous, on 1:47 PM
Her frankentummy is, indeed, more concerning that her ass...but, damn, that is one saggy ass (even by "normal girl" standards). I wouldn't expect that for someone that young and that thin (yeah, she isn't the thinnest girl in the world, but she's not so heavy that you would expect that kind of sagginess in the booty).
By Butterscotch Stallion, on 2:13 PM
Actually, I could tolerate any part of her bod, as long as I don't ever have to see those nipples again.
bleaeaeaegh.
By Anonymous, on 3:04 PM
The thing that makes me really mad folks is seeing that hairy greasy slimy lookin' euro-hand, or whatever the heck that monkey is, on her fine, white, USDA Grade A, American ASS! Aaaaarrrrrrggggggh!
By hulk hogan, on 3:05 PM
considering everyone, no matter how skinny, has cottage cheese.. but the mere fact he ass is flat, flubby and lifeless makes it utterly disgusting.
for someone who is surprised that she has such an atrocious behind despite being skinny; its BECAUSE shes skinny. if she was fat, it'd be perkier, but not as perky if she EXERCISED. she has NO muscle tone. yuck.
By Anonymous, on 3:20 PM
I am glad we have so many doctors on here who seem to negate all human common sense. "If she were fat, it'd be perkier" uuhhhh, yeah,just like fat makes titties perkier. And the comment "even skinny people have cottage cheese" Maybe 80 year old skinny people and I think that is just wrinkles. Skinny people do not have "cottage cheese". I am not saying she is a whale or anything but she is pudgy.
By Anonymous, on 3:59 PM
is it just me, or doess the hand holding her ass have very well-groomed hand hair? it's like a hand-goatee.
By bibi buell, on 8:21 PM
What a Cow...What a waste
By Kinghobo, on 10:05 PM
if someone's an alcoholic, its a great idea to give them their own show where all they do is drink alcohol. so now she's making a living as being a drunk.
By linda, on 1:57 AM
is she capable of being embarrassed?? it doesn't seem like it when she repeats putting herself in such degrading photo opportunities. She needs some SERIOUS help!
By Anonymous, on 6:24 AM
Come on - haven't we all been horrifically drunk and something embarrassing? Hats off to Tara for doing it so well!
By showbizshithole, on 3:24 PM
hmm, if you look at the guys watch in the last pic, the dial ooks a bit fogged. She MSUT be hot!
By Anonymous, on 12:32 AM
^ Nah. It's just a cheap watch that fell in the water.
By Anonymous, on 3:33 AM
Showbizshithole, I agree with you, everyones human! I've said it before! but i'm sure Fred might have something to say about it.
By Linz x x x, on 3:37 PM
^ You still haven't proved your boobs are bigger than Lindsay Lohan's.
By Fred, on 5:27 PM
omfg those pictures are the funniest things i have ever seen. (tara reid) ok ok so how many boys would still punch that rear! --cheescake and all!
By Anonymous, on 3:18 PM
"And I don't like your cottage cheese thighs
Besides, you have been with too many guys.."
By eV, on 4:07 AM
Whaaa? Tara has to be drunk to show such skankiness? I think NOT!
By Anonymous, on 9:11 PM
Gah her ass is disguisting.
I'm happy to be a girl, with my pretty ass, and keep it covered with my trousers. *rolleyes*
By Anonymous, on 6:48 AM
Oh my god..she has a fat ass..
By Anonymous, on 3:34 PM
looks like the bad movies and drugs are getting to her
By Anonymous, on 5:01 PM
She was kind of attractive in Josie and the Pussycats, now she is a dog.
By Anonymous, on 11:48 AM
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