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Kirsten Dunst is a hussy

Kirsten Dunst obviously spent time with Orlando Bloom over the past weekend when they presented the Best Rock Video at the MTV Video Music Awards on Sunday, but the Mirror UK is reporting that it's time with Bloom didn't stop there. It was also spotted with Bloom at the Raleigh Hotel in the early hours on Sunday morning. A few hours later, it returned to the hotel where it stunned guests by "frolicking poolside" with Bloom.

In theory, it still dates Jake Gyllenhall and Bloom still dates Kate Bosworth. And that's where the mystery deepens. Why Orlando pretends to date girls to begin with is confusing, but the thought of him banging Dunst just makes my skin crawl. Despite erotic urban legends to the contrary, sex with a baby-toothed ghost yields surprisingly little satisfaction.

34 Comments:

i never really thought about it, but you're right... she ain't all that and a bag of potato chips

By Anonymous, on 1:28 PM
gaaaaaaaah
get some braces already

By Anonymous, on 1:32 PM
i think she's okay cute, but now that i look, her teeth are freakishly tiny!

By Anonymous, on 1:34 PM
and they look like they're posing for prom pictures

By Anonymous, on 1:35 PM
that would have been a cute dress, too. Waste, waste...

By i ate a smurf, on 1:36 PM
She's ugly as hell, trolls just aren't a turn on of mine.

By Anonymous, on 1:56 PM
she's not gorgeous, but i think she is still pretty cute. of course, i am a woman talking, and i'll let the men pass final judgement.

By Anonymous, on 2:02 PM
she's not that bad, i mean at the very least she seems somewhat stable considering how long she has been in the business..her mom is somewhat crazy though, so a breakdown could be in her very near future.
either way, i think she is a decent actress and would watch her over cokehan, duff or hilton...

By Anonymous, on 2:03 PM
what is your big problem with her? I know plenty of people that think that she's hot, and until now have never heard anyone refer to her as "it"....really, she's cute, not smoking hot, but lay off!

By Anonymous, on 2:10 PM
ok closet 'Bring It On' watcher (damn you TBS) here. Ever since that movie it has been all down hill. (Maybe a slight last death jump in Spidy 1.

I just can't get by her fashion sense repeated bad haircuts and the praying mantis face.

By Russ, on 2:16 PM
She's a fugly, fang-toothed troll. And the only reason she may seem like she's a decent actress is because there is a mass shortage of talented actors in these terrible movies nowadays.

By Anonymous, on 2:21 PM
Shes pretty from a far.... Up close I can see why people think shes not pretty:)

By Anonymous, on 2:46 PM
I would rather see him with Kirsten than with Kate, that's for sure. But yes, the whole bearding thing is getting old.

By Anonymous, on 3:17 PM
Wow, Brendon is really cruel. She is cute and she isnt as bad as Juliette Lewis, or Jennifer Aniston.

Anyway, i keep hearing Orlando Bloom and Jake G. are gay. Is every male actor gay?? We definetly know Tom Cruise is.

By Anonymous, on 4:03 PM
Well, if they were dating do you really think they'd pose like this? Hell no! And I think Kirsten is a lot prettier than most girls, plus she has a great body. Oh and bitching about her teeth? Come on, people aren't supposed to be perfect, or is this some sort of brainwashed-by-Hollywood's-unrealistic-standards comment?

By Yoka, on 4:38 PM
^ No, but yours is some sort of braindead-even-by-my-low-standards comment.

By dude in a coma, on 5:05 PM
I think she looks pretty nice here. Better than usual.

Orlando is a pretty cute guy, guys. He's not a tough guy, but he is good looking.

By Heathaaa, on 5:08 PM
Orlando is a pretty boy. He doesn't really attract my attention.

By Lexi, on 5:23 PM
For a pretty boy he's not that pretty, and for a man he's not that manly. Hollywood's just the luck of the draw folks.

By The Duke, on 5:43 PM
"baby-toothed ghost"...you kick ass, Brendan.

By Anonymous, on 6:11 PM
this dunst gurl works hard for money at hotel where anyone, even orlando bloom can bang her. she a whoore

By Anonymous, on 6:20 PM
I THINK THAT THEY ARE POSING FOR THEIR MOVIE THATS COMING OUT. IT LOOKS TERRIBLE SO TO STIR UP SOME RATINGS, THEY ARE HANGING OUT TOGETHER. IT WORKED FOR BRAD AND ANGIE.

By Anonymous, on 6:28 PM
So to stir up some ratings, they posted in ALL CAPS AND SCREAMED AT EVERYONE.

By Anonymous, on 6:32 PM
ohhh you look so sexy with your implants.

By Anonymous, on 6:39 PM
She only looks somewhat good in movies with the makeup and stuff. Her boobs r all saggy and nasty looking and he teeth r messed up. She's not cute, she's just scary.

By Gugliamo, on 8:18 PM
well i have a soft spot for her (no that's not what i meant) because she looks sorta like someone i used to uh, really have a crush on.

danish pornography. F.I.S.T. sure it's mostly skank.

By Anonymous, on 10:28 PM
You guys are confusing things.

Orlando Bloom looks gay, and acts in a gay manner, but isn't actually gay. He's foreign.

Jake Gyllenhyllyyyekinda is only moderately gay.

Tom Cruise is, as they say, a homo.

By Anonymous, on 2:04 AM
Jake is hot, Orlando is hot, Kate is hot. They should all ditch that fug Kirsten and have a hot threesome.

By Anonymous, on 7:18 AM
As long as it leaves Jake, it's all good.

By Veggieboo, on 11:43 AM
She (I mean It) is so ugly.

PS
Brendon, can we get a spell-checker on this site?

By Anonymous, on 1:20 PM
Man! He looks like the cook at my local burrito shop!

By cheech, on 2:53 PM
Brendan, c'mon, is there some backstory here? Did she have an assistant spayed in her sleep, or pepper spray a PA? She's not perfect, but calling her 'it' seems sort of over the top. Even Tara Reid still rates a feminine pronoun - what's with the hatin'?

By Anonymous, on 8:48 PM
that "sex with a baby toothed ghost" comment is damn funny. holy crap.

By linda, on 2:01 AM
he tries too hard

By Anonymous, on 5:04 PM