Britney Spears has not given birth

16 Comments:

  • She is soooo sexy now. Especially in that picture. Can I get a poster-sized copy of that? Please?

    By Anonymous, on 12:43 PM  

  • Wow, Moses and Kevin Federline in the same sentence. How post-modern.

    By Fred, on 2:10 PM  

  • do you listen to loveline? because that sounds suspiciously like Adam Carolla's advice to having unprepared mothers give their children "more of a chance" by punting them like a football. :)

    By Anonymous, on 3:43 PM  

  • all this crap people say about britney's kid having a horrible life is just stupid, people are worried for this kids welfare when he's going to have nannys and live in a mansion but the hundreds of orphans who have parents who are mentally ill or mean and abuse the kids nobody worries about them. Britney might not know to dress but i think she still will be a better parent than jessica simpson who is dumb as hell and will probably misplace her kid somewhere and JLO (enough said about jlo) who will both probably adopt(especially j.s.)so not to ruin there figures and use the adoption and the kids as P.R.
    I like angelina now but i would also be worried about her as a mom because she used to have a lot of problems when she got her first kid and might not be over it without professional help.

    By Anonymous, on 5:37 PM  

  • ^I agree with you about britney. J.L.o might even be a good mom if she gets over herself but the hypocritical, slutty, lying,fake breasted and can't move her face because of all the plastic surgery bitch known as jessica simpson - no way in hell should she be allowed to have children, adopted or really hers.She won't get pregnant because they don't have sex and her and nicks marriage is a sham and once they have sucked every career opportunity they can squeeze out of there "marriage" its so over.

    dayna

    By Anonymous, on 6:18 PM  

  • ^ sorry for my ramblings but i hate that lying bitch and i don't have a problem with plastic surgery if you admit it and don't go over board with it. Come on i can't be the only one who despises her

    dayna

    By Anonymous, on 6:22 PM  

  • --6:22-- trust me your not. she is single-handedly ruining all the progress women have made to be thought of as equal and smart. she fills a sterotype that stupid mtv thinks is entertaining.

    By Anonymous, on 6:58 PM  

  • Heidi Klum has just given birth. I wonder how black it will be (eyes roll upward).

    By Ugly Baby, on 3:18 AM  

  • I love Jessica Simpson, but I can understand why you hate her. Jealousy can be SUCH a BITCH!!!.

    By Anonymous, on 7:37 AM  

  • You are forgetting that Britney is no longer making records (as if anyone would buy them anymore), Las Vegas won't hire her, Vanity Fair won't photograph her naked and pregnant, her inbred DNA will not allow her to drop weight once she gives birth, her ankles were the size of her tits before she was pregnant (sure sign of a future fat chick - no question), her hillbilly husband does not have a real job, and she already pays child support for his bastard children.

    Nannys? Caretakers? Please ... Britney will be begging Larry Flynt to photograph her within 2 years.

    By Anonymous, on 1:19 PM  

  • wow!! i'm really jelous of jessica simpson. I mean i don't know about you but its always been my lifes dream to have had so much plastic surgery on me that 25% of me is made of plastic and that doesn't include her face which by the way she has one of the manliest chin's i have ever seen on a woman. I would also love to be married to a man i have no feelings for while we suck every career opportunity we can out of our so called marriage and it would be so cool for the world to think i'm a sterotipical dumb blonde. The thing i hate most about her is that she used to go on all those talk shows and mtv and talk about how she hated that women used there bodys to get ahead(christina, jlo, britney back when they were hot) and she would never do that and that her acne was cured by accutane but after she loses 15lbs., gets a breast lift shes washing her car in a bikini and acting hornier than P.Hilton(if possible). I actually used to like her.

    plus speaking of manly chins, i think jen aniston is cool and feel sorry for her public divorce but i have to say her chin is gross too.

    Dayna

    By Anonymous, on 5:01 PM  

  • i don't know how people could think jessica simpson's hot... look at her face, all caked in makeup.. she looks like a damn FREAK SHOW

    By Anonymous, on 6:24 AM  

  • Okay there are people that like Brit, and Jess and all these other "TEEN" idols but in my opinion...I will never let my daughter grow up saying "oh mom everyone dresses like that, Brit looks good in it doesn't she?" another example...I saw with my own eyes an 11 year old girl walking home in a mini skirt, tight shit and fishnet stockings, yea if i was her mom i would kick her butt into next week. that is really the only prob i have with them....they are NOT "teen" idols but they do have good music for like 18 year olds.

    By Anonymous, on 7:27 AM  

  • If by good music you mean unintelligent shit without real musical quality... than yes, it is good for 18 year olds.

    By Anonymous, on 9:23 PM  

  • britany s. is such a fucking ass

    By Anonymous, on 6:16 PM  

  • britany is a fucking ass

    By Anonymous, on 6:18 PM  

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