Christina Aguilera is full of it

50 Comments:

  • ... full of what? human semen?

    I just Hate that slutty whore... more than I hate Britney beeing ... her... nowadays.

    I hope for the moment, all her `real` is gone and her face fall of 'cause of all the tons of makeup....

    By Anonymous, on 4:17 AM  

  • `real`hair ....

    By Anonymous, on 4:18 AM  

  • well at least she can sing better than Britney .

    By Anonymous, on 5:03 AM  

  • You call that cute? Buy better crack.

    By Anonymous, on 5:18 AM  

  • Definetely not cute... pornstar hot maybe. I bet she's a freak in the sack.

    I'd hit it. Double-wrapped though.

    By twilighttreader, on 6:15 AM  

  • I'd dhitb
    (do her in teh butt)

    By Yosh, on 6:17 AM  

  • She always looks like she put her make up on in the dark, with a crayola crayon. jeeeeez.. lay off a little.

    By Anonymous, on 6:34 AM  

  • Her head is gigantic! Draw attention elsewhere...Please!

    By Anonymous, on 6:45 AM  

  • She's def not cute, but she is pornstar hot.

    By darkhat, on 7:25 AM  

  • She's not cute, but she is like a miniature sized person. Tiny people telling lies on TV is always cuter than regular sized liars.
    Survey says: cute lying

    By Anna, on 8:08 AM  

  • I think she looks great

    By Anonymous, on 8:08 AM  

  • She and Britney don't like each other?

    By older clueless dude, on 8:14 AM  

  • I'd have to agree with pornstar hot more than cute. But pornstar hot's good too... so is her being tiny, 'cause I've got an average one (6.5"). Yes, it's true.

    Will I still be loved or is every woman gonna cheat on me?

    By eric, on 8:20 AM  

  • eric....average is a helluva lot better than downright small, so at least you have something going for you. =)


    P.S. i think christina was abducted years ago and replaced by a surprisingly short drag queen.

    By Anonymous, on 8:25 AM  

  • Small chicks make your dong look huge..

    She looks awesome in these picks. I've always thought she was the hotter of the 2. I would choose her over the third dumbass (Jessica S.) because Jess wouldn't know what to do with a wiener. Jess looks hot but probably thinks thats enough.

    Christina is a slutty giver. I bet it would be outstanding.

    (yea.. i've thought about this several times)

    By Melvin, on 9:29 AM  

  • "She always looks like she put her make up on in the dark, with a crayola crayon. jeeeeez.. lay off a little."

    You made my day...

    By Anonymous, on 9:29 AM  

  • Melvin, size matters, so stick to small chicks.

    No chick worth dating [tall/slim] is going to be interested in a short-cock bloke [you] with a schlong that looks like a baby anteater's nose...

    By J&M, on 9:57 AM  

  • size isn't that big a deal, it's better to have a nice guy than a big dickhead.

    I agree Jessica Simpson would be very confused with a penis in her face. She'd kinda giggle, then look awkwardly up at Nick, like, "ok, joke's over...?" and make the Bunny Face so he'd lose his wood and she wouldn't have to deal with it.

    By i ate a smurf, on 10:33 AM  

  • she likes black.

    By That Dude, on 10:33 AM  

  • I put my cock up to the computer screen and it is as big as her. Damn, I must be huge! I would rip her in half! screw being average, I am a God.

    By Anonymous, on 10:34 AM  

  • She looks cute, like she used to when she started out.

    We all knew she's more talented than Brit, and she doesn't seem to have the trailer-park yo boy hubby to leech off her.

    By Anonymous, on 10:38 AM  

  • I find it sad that some blokes feel the need to talk about their tiny peckers on these comments. There are plenty of sites that cater to that kind of thing. You dullards should go find one.

    Goodbye. (I hope)

    By the comment police, on 10:56 AM  

  • eric i'm sure you're waiting for a comment like "wow 6.5" is way above average!!" to make you feel better about your 6" average ass penis.

    By Anonymous, on 11:04 AM  

  • I've always thought she was beautiful, just made some really bad fashion choices.

    By Anonymous, on 11:54 AM  

  • J&M... how tall are you? hahahahaha..

    By Melvin, on 11:56 AM  

  • God I really hate this wacko!

    By Anonymous, on 12:23 PM  

  • most of u are brainless and retarted

    By Anonymous, on 12:34 PM  

  • she was really hot when she first started out with genie in a bottle... then she became super-whore. even worse than britney.

    By Anonymous, on 12:53 PM  

  • Who the fuck is listening to this skank? She JUST said, "Britney's let herself go, I don't see a comeback in the cards". And NOW she says this milk toast crap. Why is anybody buying her 180 turn around on this? 12:34 is so right, we ARE brainless and retarded. (Although, I did spell retarded correctly.)

    By Anonymous, on 1:15 PM  

  • i ate a smurf:
    Too funny the jessica S. thing, ha ha ha, and prolly true!

    Melvin: the man!

    J&M: the retards from the UK who only pipe up when the discussion turns to dicks (Oh no, honey, your hairdresser boyfriend ain't gay...) oh, and your little attempts at humorous similes still suck. You've been told this before. When will you learn and just shut the fuck up?

    By steve, on 1:41 PM  

  • ^thank-you.

    By Anonymous, on 2:19 PM  

  • Jessica and britney are dumb as hell but christina takes top prize.
    This is what she told E! while promoting her tour in 2003.


    "I want to donate money because i think it is cool to help people.I plan on donating a lot of money to people who can't hear so they can buy hearing aides.I think everyone should have a chance in their lifetime to hear my voice and songs" Christina Aguilera

    By Anonymous, on 4:41 PM  

  • WTF is up with her eyebrows. Those eyebrows are almost always gross except for a few latinas who can pull it off but whenever a white girl (Pamela Anderson) tries it she ALWAYS looks like a porn star. ANd no i do not clasiffy a blond girl with a mexican dad who she doesn't talk to and had no intrest in her herritage until the latin music craze (Shakira,Ricky martin Mark Anthony) happened and she tried to cash in on it by releasing a spanish CD even though the only spanish words she knows are hola and adios a latina.

    at least she can really sing but everyone knows its the ones with musical talent who are always mental...maria carey anyone with a few exceptions (paris hilton, jessica simpson and all those other media whores)

    By Anonymous, on 4:59 PM  

  • Why do I keep reading the word 'bloke'? Who are you people? Not Americans I take it? I LOVE ENGLAND.

    By Anonymous, on 7:28 PM  

  • christina is ugly and no amount of plastic surgery can fix that.

    By Anonymous, on 10:07 PM  

  • christina kills me - I always tweak that face, rubberfaces.com has a few of her, and I stretch and screw it up - ARGHH!

    By Anonymous, on 11:39 PM  

  • Steve -- Retards from the UK are like regular people from the US.

    By Anonymous, on 8:36 AM  

  • To Anonymous 4:59pm:
    Get your facts straight-Xtina's dad is from Ecuador, NOT Mexico! Ecuador, in South America. You better be nice to my little Xtina hottie or I'll come down on you like a UN Sanction! OK, maybe thats a bad example, but you'll be sorry! I think.

    By Kofi Annan, on 10:04 AM  

  • Well, what else is she supposed to say.
    P.S. At least she can sing not like some of the others like Britney & Hilary.

    By Anonymous, on 12:01 PM  

  • Well, what else is she supposed to say.
    P.S. At least she can sing not like some of the others like Britney & Hilary.

    By Anonymous, on 12:01 PM  

  • I cant stand looking at her. I think she's busted.

    She can sing, I'll give her that....as long as I dont have to see her face.

    By Anonymous, on 8:47 PM  

  • Whoa...she's a MAN baby!!!!

    By Austin Powers, on 4:41 PM  

  • She looks ugly now and she got a boob job! OMG! Shes becoming fat just like Britney Spears now that just scary.

    By Anonymous, on 8:33 PM  

  • I dont think she is pretty. She's average at best. Maybe she'd look a little better if she had a different stylist. I hate the colour of her hair, her make up, and choice of clothes, and her sad attempts to try and look like Gwen Stefani and Marilyn Monroe. Just be yourself!

    By Anonymous, on 12:22 PM  

  • i hope she comes out with some kick-ass dance music and buries mrs.federline's music career for good!

    By Anonymous, on 12:23 AM  

  • Every time I see Christina I want to strangle her. This is no different.

    By Cindylover1969, on 12:07 AM  

  • While i do love christina because she has kept it real the whole time. She looks like trailer trash with a new dress in these pics. I saw these a while back and was wishing and hoping that someone would have something but alas...am i the only one to wonder who is bleaching the life outta these multimillion dolla babies??
    She needs to lose the spray tan and the peroxide bottle because the girl has the lungs to last, just not the class.

    By Momo, on 1:18 PM  

  • At least Christina has the motivation to keep up with her weave and put some damn make-up on unlike Mrs. Federline.

    By Anonymous, on 1:47 AM  

  • I think she is a wild lovely girl that likes to have a good time. What is wrong with that. Y'all need to stop hating and start congratulatin' on her staying on top of her A game. Love ya, BABY!!

    By Anonymous, on 8:04 PM  

  • What I don't like in X-tina is that she tries too much with her make-up and clothes and looks so fake and made up.she wears that bright red lipstick and fake lashes almost everywhere.this marilyn monroe(or gwen) thing is just getting boring.

    By Anonymous, on 2:22 PM  

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