Demi and Ashton got married

59 Comments:

  • he could do way better. VH1 said that she has had over $400,000 worth of plastic surgery and is a workout junkie yet she still looks gross and old enough to be his mom.has anyone ever seen her without makeup in pictures? she is pretty plain looking, no great beuty thats for sure. the only thing worse is for UGLY,FUGLY cameron to get married to j.t.

    By Anonymous, on 4:17 PM  

  • I wonder how long it'll be until they start adopting Angelina-style. No way can Demi's cooch handle popping out any more kids.

    By ames, on 4:17 PM  

  • I think demi is looking pretty good, especially for a forty-something woman and there is nothing wrong with cosmetic surgery as long as you don't go overboard and completely change your face or body. I think she could do better, teen girls need to get over ashton because he is annoying (punked) and is no brad pitt. Justin is no great catch but i agree he could do way better than cameron with her annoying laugh, ugly body, and disgusting skin and face (look at picture a few posts down)

    By Anonymous, on 4:30 PM  

  • I think demi is looking pretty good, especially for a forty-something woman and there is nothing wrong with cosmetic surgery as long as you don't go overboard and completely change your face or body. I think she could do better, teen girls need to get over ashton because he is annoying (punked) and is no brad pitt. Justin is no great catch but i agree he could do way better than cameron with her annoying laugh, ugly body, and disgusting skin and face (look at picture a few posts down)

    By Anonymous, on 4:30 PM  

  • Congrats to Ashton and Demi.

    By Anonymous, on 4:39 PM  

  • ^you mean you don't think she looks awsome in that picture and should be posing for maxim? GOD, you are probably a gay man or very jelous women. go cameron!! angelina jolie and jessica alba have nothing on you.

    By Anonymous, on 4:45 PM  

  • I thought Ashton Kutcher was fairly smart, since he did after all study biochemical engineering. Granted, he didn't graduate, but still...

    By Anonymous, on 4:51 PM  

  • 4:45 (pm) What does it matter to you?

    By Anonymous, on 5:12 PM  

  • 4:45pm--------Ashton and Demi are old enough to marry.

    By Anonymous, on 5:22 PM  

  • ANOM>4:45

    Please tell me you are joking. cameron hotter than j.alba? never.
    The only movie she is kind of hot in is the mask and that was a decade ago while jess is always hot

    By Anonymous, on 5:26 PM  

  • hey 5:22 i never said that they were not old enough to marry. I wasn't even talking about them,
    i was awnsering the comments made by 4:30

    By Anonymous, on 5:32 PM  

  • 2 days and that's the best news you can find?? What do you think's been going on, the weekend??

    By Anonymous, on 5:35 PM  

  • I'm glad they are in love but I still think he is crazy to marry her!! Aside from their obvious age difference, she is a washed up cougar with 3 grown kids, that's a LOT of baggages. She is SO lucky to have him.

    By Anonymous, on 5:35 PM  

  • funny thing is, if the guy was 42 and the woman 27, this wouldn't be considered unusual at all.

    I don't think Demi looks bad, but she really doesn't have many more years before the roof crashes in, permanently.

    Even Madonna seems to have accepted her condition as an old matron.

    By Anonymous, on 5:35 PM  

  • Ah.. sorry about before (a few posts above) I'm really bored and am taking it out on you.

    By Anonymous, on 5:37 PM  

  • $400,000 worth of plastic surgery seems like a lot -- has she ever confirmed this because i don't really believe she would need a lot since she was always pretty. BY the way, does anyone know how many procedures you could get for $400,000? i'm kinda curious

    By Anonymous, on 5:37 PM  

  • But if HE was 42 and she 27 it would be ok right? Ageist and sexist comment for sure.

    By Anonymous, on 5:42 PM  

  • Hey 5:26 don't go and have a heart attack on me. yes, i was 100% joking. i still can't believe anyone took that comment seriously. Maxim would go out of buisness if they put cameron diaz on the cover or anywhere inside there magazine

    By Anonymous, on 5:56 PM  

  • BY the way, does anyone know how many procedures you could get for $400,000?

    I think you could get implants for every part of your body and 100 facelifts. That sounds like a whole lot of surgery.
    I don't even think the most complicated transplant surgery costs that much.

    By seminole, on 6:04 PM  

  • Time to get the picture out of Demi giving birth to a black bear...just so the young man know's what he's getting into

    By Anonymous, on 6:56 PM  

  • black bear...that's just classic.

    By i ate a smurf, on 7:33 PM  

  • Good News.

    By Anonymous, on 7:36 PM  

  • Demi isn't exactly a brain trust either. I think it's a match made in Heaven. And who'd have ever guessed Ashton would've gotten over Puffy so quickly. You go, Boy!

    By Sage Stallone, on 7:40 PM  

  • if he was 42 and she was 27, i would still be shkeeved out.

    and ashton isn't funny. EVER. i can't believe he managed to ruin a movie with bernie mac that had potential to be really fucking funny. i'm still pissed off about this.

    By Anonymous, on 8:26 PM  

  • Watching celebrities is better than watching retarded kids play because it's ok to laugh at them (in public)

    By Anonymous, on 10:33 PM  

  • A 42 year old gash could never compete with the 28 year old sweet pink on Jessica Alba.

    Chicks seem to dig Ashton so i'm not sure why he would make a move like this unless there were money and future on the other side. Being the same age as Ashton i couldn't bring myself to start banging a 42 year old for the rest of my life.

    Demi is just happy there is a decent looking dude thats young and wants to have sex with her. Personally, I thought she was hotter when she was a little thicker. Even with all the plastic surgery i still think she looks old.

    Those pictures Brendon posted with Demi's huge ass bush didn't help me understand either.

    By Melvin, on 11:23 PM  

  • And that, ladies and gentlemen, is why Melvin will continue to beat off to Alba photos rather than getting laid in the flesh. Ever. Well, without roofies or $20 bucks with a crack whore.

    By Anonymous, on 11:36 PM  

  • sorry but i'm skeptical... ashton's too stupid to realize that in a few years, demi's going to be ugly as hell, no matter how much plastic surgery she has done, and he'll be gone so fast...!

    By Anonymous, on 12:20 AM  

  • omg ashton is the hotness i swear to fucking GOD i wud so fuk him
    any time...
    demi is hot

    By Anonymous, on 1:11 AM  

  • At least Demi's too old to have babies, no additional Ashton genes floating around the population.

    By J&M, on 6:21 AM  

  • Cameron was once in Maxim, along with drew barrymore and lucy liu.

    By Anonymous, on 6:34 AM  

  • I'd prefer if they were both miserable and poor like me.

    By Anonymous, on 7:56 AM  

  • I don't really know how to feel about this. I just think this is like the LEAST interesting couple out there.

    Good luck to them, but I think we all know this will just be another failed marriage.

    By Anonymous, on 8:10 AM  

  • I thought the idea of Demi & Ashton hosting a formal dinner for a visiting diplomat was the joke.

    By Minionated, on 8:11 AM  

  • I thought the idea of Demi & Ashton hosting a formal dinner for a visiting diplomat was the joke.

    By Minionated, on 8:11 AM  

  • Guys just have a longer shelf life than women, whatever you may think of a particular guy.

    I guess it's just nature, guys can reproduce almost their entire lives, women aren't able once they get into their forties. Then they get pissed off at older guys marrying younger women--but hey, you can't argue with biology.

    By seminole, on 8:26 AM  

  • It's NOT creepy..their age difference. Did you say that about Costner, or Billy Joel or any of those old geezers?

    By Anonymous, on 8:47 AM  

  • Seminole, I'm gonna disagree on your assumption about fertility over 40. Hon, I've been pg twice since I turned 40. It's harder to get that way and harder to carry tho (I've had 4 miscarriages..no live births). But women, can naturally get pregnant past 40, but it's riskier.

    By Anonymous, on 8:49 AM  

  • Seminole... I hardly think fertility is the reason old dudes keep running off with young chicks LOLOL

    By Anonymous, on 9:00 AM  

  • Well if Star magazine reports it, it has to be true

    By Anonymous, on 9:17 AM  

  • J&M: something for which we can all be thankful

    By Anonymous, on 10:01 AM  

  • This doesn't skeeve me out at all. Granted, Demi isn't nearly as hot as some of the other chicks mentioned above (my god, the terrible things I would like to do to Jessica Alba's backside) but she must have something to keep Ashton coming back for more.

    And as for the 42/man 27/woman thing being ok while this isn't, understand that men are attracted to women who are physically attractive. It's just a general fact that younger women look better than older women.

    It's also important to understand that women are attracted to men who are fiscally attractive. It's just a general fact that older men have more money than younger men.

    So, is an older woman going after a younger man atypical? Yes, because our society usually follows the above guidelines.

    Is there anything wrong with older people going after younger people or vice versa? No, unless they are so young that it crosses the age of consent, then you will need an attorney.

    By Harvey Birdman, on 11:15 AM  

  • Looking at Demi is not the same after those hairy I MEAN HAIRY BEAVER PICTURES CAME OUT ewww!

    By Anonymous, on 3:05 PM  

  • Prepare yourself kids, this is what Ashton gets to wake up to every morning for the rest of his life (or until he puts Demi into the old folks home):

    ***NUDITY***

    http://www.idontlikeyouinthatway.com/blog/archives/dm22.jpg

    By Anonymous, on 4:31 PM  

  • I'm trying, I really am...but I just can't swallow this one...it's just seems sooooo wrong!!

    By Anonymous, on 7:59 PM  

  • live and let live I say, but you know, the only reason this dude is getting married to her is because she lets him put it in the pooper!

    By Anonymous, on 11:27 PM  

  • you guys are gay... i love the hairy demi pic. HOT AS HELL! :)

    By Anonymous, on 6:39 AM  

  • the only reason this dude is getting married to her is because she lets him put it in the pooper!

    Shit, I hope not. Note to all old folks: Leave the ass sex alone, it's a young person's game.

    By Harvey Birdman, on 8:46 AM  

  • give hime a break demi's hot and i bet she is a freak in bed. plus she's rich (he is rich too so not that important), i'm 35 no ashton kutcher but i do ok with the ladies and if i met a comparable to demi looking 42 yr old woman i'd be interested she wouldn't even have to be rich. when you have a women that old thin, good shape, and still pretty you know what your getting when you get the young hotty more than 1/2 the time she pumps out a kid or 2 and the next thing you know your sweet young hotty has turned into rosanne :-). just my thoughts on the subject.

    By Anonymous, on 12:01 PM  

  • Demi still hot for 42.

    By Anonymous, on 8:11 PM  

  • I would do her.

    By Anonymous, on 5:22 PM  

  • Actually, I think she looks pretty shit for a 42. Plus think about all the plastic surgery she's had done. ewwww

    By Anonymous, on 5:31 PM  

  • I would hit it!

    By Anonymous, on 7:01 PM  

  • Demi is hot. She looks 30.

    By Anonymous, on 8:09 PM  

  • minionated: "I thought the idea of Demi & Ashton hosting a formal dinner for a visiting diplomat was the joke."

    My thoughts too... and also:"I believe that sexual assault is only justified in cases of self defense."

    That was funny too. Tee hee.

    But no, let's yammer on about if 42 with 27 is ok and how good she looks for her age and zzzzzzzzzzzz...

    By Fred, on 6:23 PM  

  • Ashton and Demi are looking great.

    By Anonymous, on 10:37 PM  

  • 6:23pm Not funny. Demi is so hot.

    By Anonymous, on 7:35 AM  

  • I would hit it.

    By Anonymous, on 8:03 AM  

  • Hey? What's the brangelina stalker doing here? Got bored of posting the same shit over and over and over about brangelina on the other post? Found out no one gives a crap about your psychotic brain-dead ravings anymore? Or are you just looking for new people to stalk seeing that brangelina's demise is imminent?

    Do tell, you sweet old crazy lady, do tell...

    By steve, on 2:13 PM  

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