She don't look so good there, do-able hell yes, but just ok. I saw her in person one time and lemme tell ya, she is beyond hot. Ridiculously hot. Dammit, I gotta take Little Ricky out now.
Just watch Blade Trinity. Damn she is hot and would kick the crap out of Theron. Unless of course Theron was in her 'Monster' makeup in which case I wouldn't let my vagina come within 20 feet of her.
Jessica has a rockin' body. Charlize is tall and elegant and all that shit, but Biel is so fucking va-va-voom, she actually gives Catherine Zeta Jones a run for her money in the dangerous curves dept. If I were a guy, I would definitely wanna get next to that.
I'm just trying to figure out what kind of crazy, mixed-up world it is where Jenny thinks that's a big dog. My little German Shepherd is bigger and more intimidating.
nanman - yeah, well, the average dog here is one of those godforsaken ankle-biting yip-yappers, which i persoonally fucking DETEST. so yes, this is a big dog here, and it is quite a relief to see.
to the biel lovers - more power to you guys; i just do not get it. plain and homely. like spears. a pre-federline spears, even.
Nice to see a normally proportioned and sized hollywood starlet for once. I'd do her, but only after a nice long dinner with wine and dancing followed by a leisurely walk on the beach. Oh yeah...
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She don't look so good there, do-able hell yes, but just ok. I saw her in person one time and lemme tell ya, she is beyond hot. Ridiculously hot. Dammit, I gotta take Little Ricky out now.
By RickyB, on 11:10 AM
I love that mr puppy calls his pen0r little ricky.
so wrong, yet so right.
and i think biel is ugly and overrated. i always have. she was so plain back when 7th heaven started, and still is, and i'm amazed that boys like her.
give me theron any day.
By S., on 11:20 AM
Just watch Blade Trinity. Damn she is hot and would kick the crap out of Theron. Unless of course Theron was in her 'Monster' makeup in which case I wouldn't let my vagina come within 20 feet of her.
By Anonymous, on 11:25 AM
Jessica has a rockin' body. Charlize is tall and elegant and all that shit, but Biel is so fucking va-va-voom, she actually gives Catherine Zeta Jones a run for her money in the dangerous curves dept. If I were a guy, I would definitely wanna get next to that.
By Anonymous, on 11:50 AM
I'm just trying to figure out what kind of crazy, mixed-up world it is where Jenny thinks that's a big dog. My little German Shepherd is bigger and more intimidating.
LA must be some weird place.
By Nanman, on 11:51 AM
nanman - yeah, well, the average dog here is one of those godforsaken ankle-biting yip-yappers, which i persoonally fucking DETEST. so yes, this is a big dog here, and it is quite a relief to see.
to the biel lovers - more power to you guys; i just do not get it. plain and homely. like spears. a pre-federline spears, even.
i guess i like the glamourpusses.
By S., on 12:22 PM
*personally
By S., on 12:23 PM
yeah, if you can't fit a dog in a purse around here, then it's big.
By L.A., on 1:29 PM
she doesn't look very hot here... very average
By Anonymous, on 2:30 PM
I agree with S and anonymous.
In the pictures at least Jessica looks worse than her dog...
By J&M, on 5:51 PM
Wow, slow news day, eh?
By Anonymous, on 6:15 PM
Ah I love boxers, I have two of them myself. They are great dogs. As far as how she looks, well not bad, not great. Still has a great body though.
By Anonymous, on 8:56 PM
Having Boxers, you should realize that isn't one...appears to be an American Bulldog.
I'm easily distracted...
By Anonymous, on 9:50 PM
Nice to see a normally proportioned and sized hollywood starlet for once. I'd do her, but only after a nice long dinner with wine and dancing followed by a leisurely walk on the beach. Oh yeah...
By merk, on 1:50 PM
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