What movie was that from? Which one was it? I know i've seen it somewhere. There was even a French remake of it. Or, probably, the French version was the original....
WTF? Keira Knightley is quite lame. She invites her current beau, DJ Kaz James (what a cool name), all the way from Australia to her premiere but then blows him off for the after-party 'cause her ex is around?
Hope "Kaz" has got the nuts to give her the blowoff she deserves, but seeing he scampered off after the screening just like he was told, I seriously doubt it.
is this an old picture? because i thought she chopped all her hair off
anyway i think she looks nice and i don't think her bf will get a backbone because nobodys who date celebrities are knowm for bieng pushovers. Thats why celebrities date them.Example.....christina aguliera,britney spears,jessica alba and jessica simpson(does anyone really know any of 98' songs)get to be the center of attention and there guys have to put up with it
hey!! she still looks like shes in her teens and katies finally starting to look like shes in her 20's which means she has got to go because I won't look like a pedophile by dating someone one who actually looks like she could legally have a beer and i wont get attentin and that can't happen because the world wont survive without me constantly in there faces telling them how to live and not to listen to someone who has a phd but an actor who has a ged
anyway my point is ,whats her phone number? i need a new girfriend by the time mi:3 comes out
she does hold her mouth a weird way, but i think she is gorgeous, and she certainly looks her age. it doesn't matter if her boobs are small or not, she has abs and a great body.
Checked herself into an insanse institution claiming she'd murdered someone Cuts herself so that she can "feel" things Was a self-confessed heroin addict Hired a hitman to kill herself Screws married or attached men persistently. Why go out with single men when you can steal away an attached one? Mutilates herself with tattoos.
As if this freak could ever adopt a kid in the US with her background. SO SHE BUYS BABIES FROM THIRD WORLD COUNTRIES WHO DESPERATELY NEED FOREIGN CURRENCY.
Yes she exploits the lack of reproductive choices available to third world women.
After all, why would Whorelina want to do anything to make birth control and family planning more available to third world women.
Because then there would be fewer babies for her to BUY and she might just have to have her own like other women.
Some girls really don't play by the rules but KK is lame by comparison to those South African women who abducted some dude and raped him in the back of their car at gun-point! Check this out...
The most shocking thing is that this guy could maintain wood long enough to satisfy three chicks despite having a gun aimed at his head and being in the back of a maroon BMW.
J&M really need to stop posting there lame ass stories on this page. You have your own crappy website full of these retarded stories and your thoughts on them and they are not intresting or funny. If we want to read them then people can go to your fagtastic site and view them. We do not need you telling us them here. You are not funny and your attempt at humor is sad and pathetic. And your boyfriend is still gay!
I was just thinking along the same lines as anon 10.01. Go away j&m. You are both very annoying. And marcus, I think it's about time you came out of your girlfriend's closet.
Really, where the hell does anglina come into this. Stick to a subject. I know you thought you had a great idea to talk about but write it down and save it.
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By Anonymous, on 11:19 AM
oh my god, brendon. Too Funny!!
By i ate a smurf, on 11:22 AM
What movie was that from? Which one was it? I know i've seen it somewhere. There was even a French remake of it. Or, probably, the French version was the original....
ooooh! It's driving me nuts!
(you MUST tell me!)
By frustrated, on 2:18 PM
WTF? Keira Knightley is quite lame. She invites her current beau, DJ Kaz James (what a cool name), all the way from Australia to her premiere but then blows him off for the after-party 'cause her ex is around?
Hope "Kaz" has got the nuts to give her the blowoff she deserves, but seeing he scampered off after the screening just like he was told, I seriously doubt it.
By Fred, on 2:35 PM
Her nostrils and mouth have something of the bitch in them.
By Anonymous, on 2:55 PM
who would want to date someone with such small tits anyway?
By Anonymous, on 3:13 PM
^ Wow. So true. Suddenly the empress has no clothes.
By enlightened, on 4:03 PM
That situtation was in Mrs. Doubtfire!
By Anonymous, on 4:12 PM
is this an old picture? because i thought she chopped all her hair off
anyway i think she looks nice and i don't think her bf will get a backbone because nobodys who date celebrities are knowm for bieng pushovers. Thats why celebrities date them.Example.....christina aguliera,britney spears,jessica alba and jessica simpson(does anyone really know any of 98' songs)get to be the center of attention and there guys have to put up with it
By Anonymous, on 4:23 PM
the girl's gorgeous, what does it matter how big her tits are!!!??!
By Anonymous, on 4:42 PM
hey!! she still looks like shes in her teens and katies finally starting to look like shes in her 20's which means she has got to go because I won't look like a pedophile by dating someone one who actually looks like she could legally have a beer and i wont get attentin and that can't happen because the world wont survive without me constantly in there faces telling them how to live and not to listen to someone who has a phd but an actor who has a ged
anyway my point is ,whats her phone number? i need a new girfriend by the time mi:3 comes out
By Tom Cruise, on 4:45 PM
god, she has such an annoying mouth
By Anonymous, on 5:48 PM
she does hold her mouth a weird way, but i think she is gorgeous, and she certainly looks her age. it doesn't matter if her boobs are small or not, she has abs and a great body.
By Anonymous, on 7:16 PM
Who cares about her mouth? She has so little personality / talent I can't believe she gets any airtime
By J&M, on 8:55 PM
Angelina Jolie is bonkers.
Look at her history:
Checked herself into an insanse institution claiming she'd murdered someone
Cuts herself so that she can "feel" things
Was a self-confessed heroin addict
Hired a hitman to kill herself
Screws married or attached men persistently. Why go out with single men when you can steal away an attached one?
Mutilates herself with tattoos.
As if this freak could ever adopt a kid in the US with her background. SO SHE BUYS BABIES FROM THIRD WORLD COUNTRIES WHO DESPERATELY NEED FOREIGN CURRENCY.
Yes she exploits the lack of reproductive choices available to third world women.
After all, why would Whorelina want to do anything to make birth control and family planning more available to third world women.
Because then there would be fewer babies for her to BUY and she might just have to have her own like other women.
What a self-involved publicity seeking whore.
By Mercedes, on 3:07 AM
I also hate Angelina Jolie and admire that you slagged her off to such an extent when the article had absolutely nothing to do with her!
By J&M, on 4:07 AM
Keira gives me so many boners that it's not even funny. I'm talking simultaneous boners too. Oh yeah.
By Anonymous, on 5:23 AM
angelina really did all that stuff? she really is psycho
don't forget made out with her brother in public
By Anonymous, on 6:09 AM
and wore a vial of billy bob thornton's blood around her neck while they were married.
By Anonymous, on 6:46 AM
Let's not feed the trolls here, okay?
By Anonymous, on 7:46 AM
For her wedding dress scene in Pirates of the Caribbean, they had to paint cleavage shadows on her chest.
By Anonymous, on 8:24 AM
Some girls really don't play by the rules but KK is lame by comparison to those South African women who abducted some dude and raped him in the back of their car at gun-point! Check this out...
http://www.themercury.co.za/index.php?fSectionId=283&fArticleId=2850592
The most shocking thing is that this guy could maintain wood long enough to satisfy three chicks despite having a gun aimed at his head and being in the back of a maroon BMW.
By J&M, on 8:59 AM
J&M really need to stop posting there lame ass stories on this page. You have your own crappy website full of these retarded stories and your thoughts on them and they are not intresting or funny. If we want to read them then people can go to your fagtastic site and view them. We do not need you telling us them here. You are not funny and your attempt at humor is sad and pathetic. And your boyfriend is still gay!
By Anonymous, on 10:01 AM
I was just thinking along the same lines as anon 10.01. Go away j&m. You are both very annoying. And marcus, I think it's about time you came out of your girlfriend's closet.
By Anonymous, on 10:05 AM
^ I fully agree with the above two posts. Go away. Shoo.
By Fred, on 10:27 AM
Really, where the hell does anglina come into this. Stick to a subject. I know you thought you had a great idea to talk about but write it down and save it.
By Anonymous, on 3:29 PM
I just looked at J&M's site, think it's funny... do you guys not understand English humour?
By Susan, on 9:26 PM
^ I understand English humour. I understand j&m's attempt at humour as well. It's just really crap.
Now bugger off, you twat.
By Fred, on 2:44 AM
I have no idea who this lass is but she's Tasty. :-D
By POETIC, on 7:10 AM
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