IDontLikeYouInThatWay.com: Kirsten Dunst is unbelievably stupid

Kirsten Dunst is unbelievably stupid

54 Comments:

LOL! You are so funny!!!!! This site is way better than the superfical! But you already knew that! I am using rocks as well

Cherry

By Anonymous, on 10:02 AM
Well now we know who Brendon is sleeping with ^.

By Minionated, on 10:10 AM
Can anyone say STUPID CUNT? I hope they kill her worthless ass off!!!

By CTM, on 10:46 AM
Brendon, I didn't think it was possible, but I've just fallen deeper in love with you. "Rocks or bottles" ~ you are one extrememly entertaining S.O.B.

By Anonymous, on 11:28 AM
Doesn't really matter to me if she gave away the ending to Spiderman 3. Seeing as it's going to be filled with the whiny prebuscent-sounding Tobey Maguire and the ugly-as-shit Kirsten Dunst, I'd rather have open heart surgery than see that dreck.

By Anonymous, on 11:43 AM
I'd still knock one off in her.

By Harvey_Birdman, on 12:08 PM
anon 11:43 is brilliant, and I am with them. Proudly haven't seen ANY of them. BARF.

By Anonymous, on 12:26 PM
Maybe Venom can eat her. Talk about bad indigestion...

By Spiderman Is Gay, on 12:56 PM
Bottles. Broken bottles. From the city dump.

By Anonymous, on 12:56 PM
She talks way too much. Have you seen interviews with her? Yap, yap, yap.

By Veggieboo, on 1:01 PM
Here from The Superficial.

Thank you GOD that I found the writer who attracted me to that site in the first place.

Someone replaced my filet mignon with a McRib and thought I wouldn't notice.

I'll have to keep track of you better this time.

By Anonymous, on 1:03 PM
Bottles for me; that way the shattered glass can hopefully do some damage, like piercing her in the eye.

And I don't even like the Spiderman movies, yet I'm willing to kill her for them. THAT'S how much I hate this ugly bitch.

By Anonymous, on 1:35 PM
hmm. i'd already heard topher grace and thomas hayden church were going to be in it. it wasn't a secret.

By Ann, on 1:46 PM
well.. it's not going to harm the movie. if anything, this will be good for the movie.

By Anonymous, on 1:56 PM
I'm afraid that Brendon, the person who posted this Kirsten Dunst story, is not very bright himself. There are several basic grammatical errors in his post, starting with the word "reveled," which I'm certain was meant to be "revealed," and ending with "publics consciousness" which is missing the apostrophe that suggests possession. Sorry, Brendon, but perhaps throwing stones is not your best bet.

By Anonymous, on 2:12 PM
1:56PM ~ Whew! Boy, there's an entire movie studio, countless producers and God knows how many employees that are breathing a sigh of relief! "Hey!", they'll exclaim. "Some nobody out there wrote in the COMMENTS POST of a FUCKING BLOG that Kirsten actually HELPED our movie by opening her enormous God damned mouth! Who want's to get plowed? I'm buying!"

By Sc, on 2:20 PM
Dear Professor Anon 2:12PM ~ Thank you for putting your Leo Tolstoy novel aside long enough to peruse this blog. You are a smart one! But I'm wondering, with brains like that, why are you writing empty, useless letters to strangers when you could be curing cancer you fucking genius?

By Anonymous, on 2:39 PM
I met Kirsten Dunst at one of my boss' parties. Below is an excerpt of actual dialogue from our meeting:

Jesse: Nice to meet you. You were great in Dick.
Kirsten: What?
Jesse: Dick. It was a movie? You were in it? I'll be over here at the bar.

And to Anon 2:12 PM, you didn't make yourself look smart or make Brendon seem any less funny; you just made yourself sound like an anal retentive grammar Nazi.

By Jesse Custer, on 2:45 PM
its been said before...im here from the superficial...thank you for your writing brendon

By Anonymous, on 2:45 PM
Dude, love your blog, but you gotta start using spellcheck. Thanks.

By Anonymous, on 2:47 PM
here from the superficial... i have found you once again, my love!

By izzy, on 3:04 PM
i hate kirsten, but i gotta say i'm still mega excited about SM 3. i was waiting for venom to show up because that's my favorite villain. KD or no KD, this movie will rock.

By i ate a smurf, on 3:10 PM
"Doh!" (Homer)

"Is Spiderman the real hero? In Spiderman 2 Aunt may was thrown around a huge skyscraper only just being caught by Spider-man, and the very next day, she is smiling and having a jolly good giggle about things. Now that's heroic. My granny just saved herself from tripping over a kerb and managed to sh!t herself."
(Danny - "Viz" magazine)

By J&M, on 4:20 PM
WOW. THANK YOU. you selected ONE word from the entire post that was missing ONE LETTER and called brendon out on it. you're a fucking hero! MAYBE YOU SHOULD TAKE OVER FOR BRENDON, AM I RIGHT AM I RIGHT? fucknuts.

and for the person above that comment, uh i'm pretty sure the people who have actually made the movies know more about publicity than YOU do.

By Anonymous, on 4:24 PM
"j&m" = Still unfunny. Still retarded. Go away spammers.

By Anonymous, on 4:43 PM
Topher Grace as Sandman? Nope I don't buy it. This slip is a bullshit lie. Topher is playing Elector.

and
Venom dose not need a supporting villian cast. He is a stand-alone Villian.

By Anonymous, on 5:26 PM
Here from thesuperficial.com... so glad to hear something funny, as thesuperficial now sucks!

By Anonymous, on 5:51 PM
that ad up top is gonna give someone a seizure.

By james, on 5:53 PM
Seriously dude, did Kirsten Dunst have relations with your Labrador in front of your 80 year old Grandma while simultaneously giving your little sister the finger? Why do you hate her so much? I can understand your arguments, but you seem to pick on her more than anyone else. Any reason? Go on, get it off your chest.

By Anonymous, on 6:04 PM
Hey, people from 'the superficial' ~ Your own blog sucks so much you look outside of it to be entertained!!?? Der! "Hey! NBC! It's ABC here, just want you to know that you guys rule! And I'm gonna take out ads ON YOUR STATION telling everybody that you're the best!"

By Anonymous, on 6:30 PM
Damn 6:04 I was sure your post was going to end with 'and that's what I call THE ARISTOCRATS!'. Awesome.

By Russ, on 7:04 PM
brendon thanks to this site I have bitch slapped the superficial off my favorites list. So thank you for being hilarious, we should totally have sex!

By kimkam, on 7:07 PM
oh i forgot about jenny, you're awesome too, go jenny go!

By kimkam, on 7:08 PM
Um, this has been known for months, courtesy of several internet websites. This came as no surprise to many people. Just a heads-up FYI, friends...

By samjung23, on 7:25 PM
I'm afraid that Brendon, the person who posted this Kirsten Dunst story, is not very bright himself. There are several basic grammatical errors in his post, starting with the word "reveled," which I'm certain was meant to be "revealed," and ending with "publics consciousness" which is missing the apostrophe that suggests possession. Sorry, Brendon, but perhaps throwing stones is not your best bet.

maybe he has a life so he tyeps in a hurry. more than you can say.

By Anonymous, on 8:57 PM
so, does brendon do all the articles on the superficial, too?

By Anonymous, on 9:01 PM
^ About

By Mr. Answers, on 9:06 PM
And does she get a bonus for creating more mystique to the movie?

By Anonymous, on 9:40 PM
Hey, people from 'the superficial' ~ Your own blog sucks so much you look outside of it to be entertained!!?? Der! "Hey! NBC! It's ABC here, just want you to know that you guys rule! And I'm gonna take out ads ON YOUR STATION telling everybody that you're the best!"

I hate to ruin your hilarious comedic "riff" here, but when people say they're "from the superficial" that doesn't mean they work there--it just means they read it. In the comments to the recent Star Jones/Kathy Griffin post a bunch of people were complaining that the new editor sucks, and then some other people pointed out that the old editor now writes for this site and for wwtdd.com, so that's why a bunch of thesuperficial readers have suddenly discovered this site.

By Anonymous, on 11:02 PM
Until I started reading ya'll, I never knew anyone thought Kirsten was a troll.

I'd love it if you spent some blogtime describing the origins and development of your intense dislike...

Did it start all the way back when she was in Interview with a Vampire and Little Women in '94?

By Marg, on 11:31 PM
well, i hadn't read about kirsten's slip until now. thank you brendon, for propogating the spoilers.

whatever, not like i cared anyway. i know that spiderman always lives in the end, and that still doesnt ruin it for me, and titanic is still the biggest box office movie of all time.

By mediaphile, on 2:10 AM
re: any Spiderman movie

Who. Fucking. Cares?

By Anonymous, on 3:29 AM
is it just me or do topher grace and toby maguire seem to resemble one another? ah well.
kirsten dunst was hottest in jamunji ....and no im not a phaeohpiliac lesbian.

By Anonymous, on 4:28 AM
They resemble one another. Kinda like Jason Lee and Ryan Reynolds, or Julia Styles and that other bitch with no career.

By Russ, on 4:51 AM
i think tobey maguire and jake gyllenhaal resemble each other.. in fact, when tobey maguire's back was hurt, they were thinking about making jake gyllenhaal spiderman instead. now that would have sucked!

By Anonymous, on 7:06 AM
^i have always thought that too!

By i ate a smurf, on 7:48 AM
3:29 am: This website was create precisely for the purpose of humorously bitching about meaningless things- aka GOSSIP. Go away.

By Anonymous, on 9:07 AM
I don't care what anyone thinks, I think Dr. Sunken Tits is hot. :-)

By AndyT13, on 9:27 AM
umm, i dont think its going to harm the movie at all, i think it's going to make ppl think about it more.

what is your problem against KD anyway? you've got like a chip on your shoulder.

By Anonymous, on 5:23 PM
Sam Raimi told her to plant the 'spoiler.' The circle of punk'ding continues like bad karma.

By Redphi5h, on 7:30 PM
This movie will suck just like the others sucked because fugly, hack actress Dunst is in it. Period.

By Anonymous, on 11:07 PM
Movie is going to make over $400 million dollers. nuff'said.

By Lovehatedcelebs, on 8:38 PM
i would not hit it.

By Anonymous, on 12:11 PM
fangage?

By Anonymous, on 11:00 PM