Leelee must have some sort of 'tractor story' we don't know about. Maybe when she is done telling us all about it, she can fill us in on who beat the shit of her with the ugly stick. I guess I haven't seen her in a long long time, but DAYUM no wonder Lindsay looks healther by hanging around with her.
There's no denying Lindsay is a very pretty girl - esp. in the last pic. But she's still too thin and I preferred her as her natural fiery redheaded self.
what is it with this girl? she can only be aneroxic thin or very lumpy. she needs to eat more but also work out at the gym so she can be healthy and fit, kind of like jessica alba
Hideous blonde hair aside, body-wise she is looking a little better. Still a long way to go, but definitely better. At least there is a glimmer of hope, thankfully, that we’ll see a return to form.*
* and by "form," I mean, "Her Summer 2004 prime--hot and curvy."
No, not from Traffic. But I bet she wishes she could say that was her.
She's partly responsible for: the tour de force that was Joy Ride; sad sack Here On Earth; The Glass House, which I never saw but recall because I worked in a Sam Goody at the time and she's on the cover.
Anonymous (8:58), I am not jealous you idiot. I am a guy. I think that's pretty clear, especially if you have read any of my other comments, but whatever.
Anyay, I think she needs to put on more than 5lbs to get back to, as I said in my first post, what I consider her prime--Summer of 2004. Maybe you considered her fat back then, but you'd be wrong.
NEITHER of them are overweight by ANY means. if you think that THAT is fat or "lumpy" then I'd like to see what you think skinny is. seriously. no wonder celebrities try to go so thin. when they look healthy, losers like you go and say they're fat. Grow up!!!!
Checked herself into an insanse institution claiming she'd murdered someone Cuts herself so that she can "feel" things Was a self-confessed heroin addict Hired a hitman to kill herself Screws married or attached men persistently. Why go out with single men when you can steal away an attached one? Mutilates herself with tattoos.
As if this freak could ever adopt a kid in the US with her background. SO SHE BUYS BABIES FROM THIRD WORLD COUNTRIES WHO DESPERATELY NEED FOREIGN CURRENCY.
Yes she exploits the lack of reproductive choices available to third world women.
After all, why would Whorelina want to do anything to make birth control and family planning more available to third world women.
Because then there would be fewer babies for her to BUY and she might just have to have her own like other women.
Regardless of whether the above about Angelina was on topic or not, it's still the best comment I've ever seen on this board regarding Jolie. And by best, I mean deliciously crazy.
Filthy flesh-peddler, trafficking in human currency. For shame, Jolie, for shame.
Leelee Sobieski or not, that girl is fat, you just can't tell by looking at her legs, look a little closer at her fat stomach that she's trying to "cover" with that lace shawl.
Really, where the hell does anglina come into this. Stick to a subject. I know you thought you had a great idea to talk about but write it down and save it.
i agree 3:28-- That old bat is crazy, talking to herself.3:08 is the same person too. Angelina Jolie is not the topic, even though she is one beautiful woman whom all these ughly bitches hate. Lindsay is looking alot better now
Ms. Lohan needs to let the blond stuff grow out, let the red hair stay, and gain about ten more pounds so that awesom rack she use to tote will return. Miss that look on her. Yummy. :-D
Now I kind of know why Lindsay went on that crazy diet, she probably thought she'd get more definition to her body (like a waiste). As you can see, with or without the weight on, this girl has no curves around the waiste area...but she is way better off with meat on at least she gets her boobs back.
HOHAN is from merrick and a town right next to mine i knew her and her little bitch diva friends , they are not nice, giving people. and i can't get over that this girl is fucking famous. she is not nice. she used to tell people her mom knew everyone in holly wood and she was going to be a big star b/c of her mom (it hurts me that she was right) but the crazy thing is that her mom liked to GET AROUND IF YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN. and thats what started the dad's rampage, i feel bad for him (dont get me wrong he is an idiot) but i have met him many times and know alot of adults who knew him and he doesn't deserve the shit his family is giving him. that whole fmaily is manipulative and nasty and always have been...am i hating? alittle but just b/c this is one person who i KNOW does not deserve what she 's got. and if u say she is a good actress i will just scream . she is a disney actress no acting ability needed
Dollar to a dime says that all you fucks who sit there and call a 95 pound Hollywood actress "fat" are the same fucks who have nothing better to do than hide in your batcave and masturbate to skeletons after finding your dick under your 3 layers of pudge. Honestly, stop caring about the weight of a medicore celebrity and go get laid by someone that exists in everyday life.
Someone please call child services and take me away from this lunatic.
I'm sick of being pimped out to the cameras. I'm only 4 but everyone knows my name and face. Why can't I have a normal life like other kids? Why is my mother constantly shoving me in front of the cameras? Why does she take me to photoshoots? Why does she take me to toy stores all the time but tip off the photographers so that they are constantly shoving cameras in my face?
My mother is never around. She's made upteen films in the last few years and I only ever see her when the cameras are around. When she isn't filming she's off saving other poor kids - but only when reporters are around. What about me? I don't like this new sister of mine Zahara.
I'm sick of being left with nannies all the time. I want a normal family. Why are they doing this to me?
And how come Colin Farrell was my daddy and now Brad is my daddy? Where is my real father?
I wish I could be with my real mum instead of this witch.
You all are too hard on me. This is the way it is:
I was bored with Jennifer Aniston. Real bored. Didn't you see those pictures of us at a restaurant after I finished shooting Troy? I hadn't seen her in weeks. But we had nothing to say to each other.
The spark had gone out of the marriage a long time ago.
Sex with her was boring. She was always working. I want a woman who puts me first. Instead I had a wife who was always working. She said she wanted babies after friends. So I busied myself renovating our house. Didn't you folks hear it took 2 years. I didn't give a S*** about anyone but myself back then. But then even before she had finished Friends she was signing up for movie after movie. Where were my babies man?
The seven year itch started coming on really fast. I was hanging out with my dude George Clooney. He was screwing a different woman every week. It made me think - why am I still with Jen? I love her but I'm bored. I'm trapped. We're America's Sweethearts. I didn't know how I was going to get out of it without looking like a dirtbag.
I signed up for Mr and Mrs Smith. It almost didn't happen. First Nicole was signed to it then backed out. Then the producers wanted Catherine Zeta-Jones but S***, she was too old. Then Angelina came on board. Wow. I'd heard she was crazy but dude, in the flesh she was hot man. I lusted after her from the moment she walked on set. She was flirting with me like hell - check out the shots taken from the set of Mr and Mrs Smith. Jen was working like usual but hell, I wasn't missing her at all. Angelina was the bees knees. So beautiful. And when we did the sex scenes, hell. She was giving 200%. Shame they were cut from the movie because the producers were too afraid to show them. Angie made it clear she could give a man the sexual time of his life. In the meantime Jen and I are down to once a week if that.
Man I was falling with her. After we finished shooting I went to Clooney's place at Como with Jen. But all the time I was thinking about Angelina. And I started thinking - I want out of this marriage. But how am I gonna do it? It could finish me.
Then I thought. How about I portray Jennifer as a career hungry bitch who doesn't want kids. And look how Angelina does all that humanitarian crap. If I do some of that S*** maybe I'll come up smelling roses in the split. So all I have to do is talk about wanting kids in every interview I do for Ocean's 12 and then people will think I'm leaving Jen because she won't give me any - great idea.
I mean look at Angie. She adopts those kids. Hell she gives them a loving home. I really dig that S***.
In the meantime I've been calling Angelina heaps. I love our conversations but she says I need to leave Jennifer. Life's short and I need to do what makes me happy. I love Jen she still wants to stay married - how do I get out of it. Oh. I'll tell her I'm having a mid-life crisis. I need to find myself. What I really need to do is find Angelina and start F****** her hard. But I won't tell her that.
I go on vacation with Jennifer and Courtney and David and we decide to split. Afterwards I act like the model husband. I throw her a birthday party and we go to some big Hollywood gigs together. I call Angelina and tell her.
Then we do the W shoot - that's when I start F****** her but I've already done it a thousand times in my head. That makes me realise - hell I've done the right thing. I haven't felt like this about Jennifer in years. Man she's hot. And so beautiful. I got tired of looking at Jen's face. Angie and I decide to keep the whole thing hidden. Hell I knew if I got found out the S*** would hit the fan. Can't have that happen man, America loves me.
Then we go for a dirty weekend in Africa. Thought we could get away with it. We thought wrong. Got sprung. Damn.
But my back up plan is this African bullshit. Cindy my publicist came up with it. Do an hour long special talking about starving kids. Dramatic things were needed because my image could be finished once people realised that I dumped Jen for Angelina. I went along with it man I love my career. So I go and hold up some starving kids for the cameras. No problem.
Now we're still hiding out but once the divorce is through I'm free as a bird man. And I'm thinking marriage. Maybe I don't need any biological kids? Angie says it's selfish. I bet she's right. I mean I'm in love with her. If she says having biological babies is selfish it is. That was my old selfish way of thinking. Now I want to save the world man. My life has changed. I just want to adopt all those starving babies man. Only selfish people have biological kids.
My parents say I'm not thinking straight. Man I've never felt so good in my entire life. I've got the most desirable woman in the world. Every guy wants to be me. Angelina's wild in the sack. This is great.
I don't think about the fact that she's already been married twice. I'm Brad Pitt for god's sake. The first husband was unknown and the second that old cretin Billy Bob. Man I can hold her. Just keep being nice to the adopted kids that's the key.
Jen isn't talking to me. Well that's to be expected. I've just replaced her hook line and sinker with Angelina anyway who is so much more exciting.
I've never been happier man never. This is great. Leaving Jen was the best thing. But her doing that Vanity Fair interview was nasty man. Plain nasty. How could she sell me out like that. It's not like I'm taking Angelina out on the red carpet or anything. Man, we're being discreet.
I never worry about the people in Hollywood. Man, I'm Brad Pitt and she's Angelina Jolie. They'll kiss our ass man all of them. And as for the public? Easy man. I'll do more of those "save AFrica" tv specials, hold up some starving babies for the cameras. Americans are just F****** stupid. Cindy says they can be manipulated into believing anything. She says don't worry, just do what I say and they still love you. She's right. Cindy can spin anything.
So now I'm sitting pretty. I'm having the best sex of my life. I'm with the hottest woman in the world. I like kids and now I have 2. I just have to hope it works out. Angelina says she wants to be with me forever. I've got it all man. Jennifer is just a distant memory. Can't wait until the divorce comes through. Then Angelina and I will appear in public together - start getting the public used to the idea. THat's what Camilla and Prince Charles did. We'll do that kind of S***. Just like Ben Affleck and Jennifer Garner did. We'll be ok. I'm a Zen master at this PR S***. And the American public is thick as pigshit. THey can be manipulated into believing anything. Look at what George Bush got away with.
I'm Brad Pitt. I'm huge. I'm the biggest F****** male star in the world. I've got the best looking woman in the world. And I'm invincible.
By Hey I'm Brad Pitt - and I'm f*cking hot, on 8:24 PM
8:24 Are you crazy? This is not about Brad Pitt, are you so in love with Brad you jump around everywhere, sladering him. Seek help. I wasnt aware they let the psycho paitents have access to the internet------------get a life poor thing. She looks a little to thin.
8:24 You have to be the same person that is living on the net, you have seriou issues. Every article, you post some stupid crap that is all lies, about Brad and Angelina. Very sad. She looks bad in these pitures.
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big foot is not attractive
By Anonymous, on 12:21 PM
I belive it to be a cloven hoof, just above her bikini you can see the black mark of the fallen one. Woe to he on earth and sea.
By masterblaster, on 12:28 PM
Leelee must have some sort of 'tractor story' we don't know about. Maybe when she is done telling us all about it, she can fill us in on who beat the shit of her with the ugly stick. I guess I haven't seen her in a long long time, but DAYUM no wonder Lindsay looks healther by hanging around with her.
By Russ, on 12:30 PM
That's Leelee Sobieski? For real?!?
By Anonymous, on 1:11 PM
who the hell is she.....another spoiled overwieght actress...big deal
By Anonymous, on 1:41 PM
So nice to see that even though she is a millionare she still smokes the cheapest and crappest cigarettes. "Pall Malls". Gross!
By Anonymous, on 2:11 PM
There's no denying Lindsay is a very pretty girl - esp. in the last pic. But she's still too thin and I preferred her as her natural fiery redheaded self.
By Fred, on 2:16 PM
Leelee is overweight? Are you people on crack??
By Anonymous, on 2:57 PM
what is it with this girl? she can only be aneroxic thin or very lumpy. she needs to eat more but also work out at the gym so she can be healthy and fit, kind of like jessica alba
By Anonymous, on 3:06 PM
She definitely looks a little healthier, but she could still stand to put on a few.
By Anonymous, on 3:31 PM
^She looks perfect now. She was too skinny before, but I think she looks fine now.
Of course most of the women on here will say she's too skinny to make themselves feel better about their pear shaped bodies.
By Anonymous, on 3:32 PM
Gawd damn this girl just keeps getting hotter and hotter! *screw you bitchez*
By Anonymous, on 3:32 PM
She is smoking "Parliments" not Pall Malls. Not that it's important. Leelee is icky.
By Jessica, on 3:50 PM
that ain't leelee.
i miss lindsey's titties.
By dirk mcgirk, on 4:12 PM
What is that "cigarettes and booze" dance Lindsay and her friend are doing around that older woman?
Looks like something outta National Geographic on tribal rituals of the young, white and wasted of the So. California coast.
By Anonymous, on 5:51 PM
Hideous blonde hair aside, body-wise she is looking a little better. Still a long way to go, but definitely better. At least there is a glimmer of hope, thankfully, that we’ll see a return to form.*
* and by "form," I mean, "Her Summer 2004 prime--hot and curvy."
By Butterscotch Stallion, on 7:32 PM
How the hell did she loose all that weight so fast?
By Anonymous, on 8:51 PM
"Still a long way to go, but definitely better."
A long way to go? Maybe she should add on another 5 pounds so her titties look a little more full, but other than that she's a perfect size now.
She has toned legs, a flat stomach, but not a starved stomach. She looks great!
You make it sound as if she should gain another 50 lbs. You're probably just jealous.
By Anonymous, on 8:58 PM
thank god lindsays putting on weight. maybe she's laying off the blow. hopefully duff will get some self esteem and put some weight on as well.
By linda, on 9:35 PM
she looks fabulous.....finally.
By Anonymous, on 9:54 PM
lindsay looked WAYYYYYYYY better when she was nice and plump! man she was HOT then. now she's just another skinny stupid actress. and yes i'm a guy.
By Anonymous, on 6:39 AM
Is LeeLee the chick from Traffic? the daughter that banged the crack dealer?
By Melvin, on 8:07 AM
No, not from Traffic. But I bet she wishes she could say that was her.
She's partly responsible for: the tour de force that was Joy Ride; sad sack Here On Earth; The Glass House, which I never saw but recall because I worked in a Sam Goody at the time and she's on the cover.
By Anna, on 10:00 AM
That is not LeeLee, it just so doesn't look like her.
And that is a major toe gap.
By veggieboo, on 10:20 AM
Anonymous (8:58), I am not jealous you idiot. I am a guy. I think that's pretty clear, especially if you have read any of my other comments, but whatever.
Anyay, I think she needs to put on more than 5lbs to get back to, as I said in my first post, what I consider her prime--Summer of 2004. Maybe you considered her fat back then, but you'd be wrong.
Hope this helps.
By Butterscotch Stallion, on 10:50 AM
i heart butterscotch stallion
By i ate a smurf, on 11:17 AM
^ Man!... I'm jealous!
By luke w., on 3:00 PM
J.Alba is overrated now and she has admitted to having eating disorders
By Anonymous, on 3:25 PM
Yeah, but Melissa Joan Hart was cute in Sabrina the Teenage Witch.
By nonseq, on 4:09 PM
bring back the titties
By Anonymous, on 4:17 PM
breast implants are back
she only gained 5-10 pounds and her boobs were completely flat 2 weeks ago
By hilary duff, on 5:02 PM
too young to be smoking , not to young to be my next girlfriend in time for my next movie (if kiera doesn't work )
By Tom Cruise, on 5:05 PM
NEITHER of them are overweight by ANY means. if you think that THAT is fat or "lumpy" then I'd like to see what you think skinny is. seriously. no wonder celebrities try to go so thin. when they look healthy, losers like you go and say they're fat. Grow up!!!!
By Whatthefuck?, on 5:40 PM
i dont get the whole jessica alba thing(september6,3:06)Her body is not that amazing, a lot of girls look like that.I bet you a guy wrote that comment
By Anonymous, on 6:13 PM
that is NOT Leelee Sobieski
By Anonymous, on 9:20 PM
It is so. What are you, retarded?
By Anonymous, on 9:56 PM
i think she looks perfect... not too thin and not fat...
her hair looks hot now, she finially got the right shade of blonde and the style suits her.
i think i will go buy some sunnies like that...hehe
By Anonymous, on 10:20 PM
Cheap cigarettes, back ink, bleach-stressed hair, coke teeth...
And why the fuck is she riding around on Alice the Goon from Popeye? Is there a white trash colony on Sasquatch Island?
By Darth Syphilis, on 11:59 PM
She looks too fat. Needs to lose some weight.
By The Big Kahuna, on 2:31 AM
Angelina Jolie is bonkers.
Look at her history:
Checked herself into an insanse institution claiming she'd murdered someone
Cuts herself so that she can "feel" things
Was a self-confessed heroin addict
Hired a hitman to kill herself
Screws married or attached men persistently. Why go out with single men when you can steal away an attached one?
Mutilates herself with tattoos.
As if this freak could ever adopt a kid in the US with her background. SO SHE BUYS BABIES FROM THIRD WORLD COUNTRIES WHO DESPERATELY NEED FOREIGN CURRENCY.
Yes she exploits the lack of reproductive choices available to third world women.
After all, why would Whorelina want to do anything to make birth control and family planning more available to third world women.
Because then there would be fewer babies for her to BUY and she might just have to have her own like other women.
What a self-involved publicity seeking whore.
By Narelle, on 3:08 AM
Evidently, the current comment system is difficult for some to grasp.
By Anonymous, on 7:49 AM
Regardless of whether the above about Angelina was on topic or not, it's still the best comment I've ever seen on this board regarding Jolie. And by best, I mean deliciously crazy.
Filthy flesh-peddler, trafficking in human currency. For shame, Jolie, for shame.
By Jesse Custer, on 11:05 AM
Leelee Sobieski or not, that girl is fat, you just can't tell by looking at her legs, look a little closer at her fat stomach that she's trying to "cover" with that lace shawl.
By Anonymous, on 3:23 PM
Really, where the hell does anglina come into this. Stick to a subject. I know you thought you had a great idea to talk about but write it down and save it.
By Anonymous, on 3:28 PM
i agree 3:28-- That old bat is crazy, talking to herself.3:08 is the same person too. Angelina Jolie is not the topic, even though she is one beautiful woman whom all these ughly bitches hate. Lindsay is looking alot better now
By Anonymous, on 7:24 AM
Ms. Lohan needs to let the blond stuff grow out, let the red hair stay, and gain about ten more pounds so that awesom rack she use to tote will return. Miss that look on her. Yummy. :-D
By POETIC, on 7:28 AM
Now I kind of know why Lindsay went on that crazy diet, she probably thought she'd get more definition to her body (like a waiste). As you can see, with or without the weight on, this girl has no curves around the waiste area...but she is way better off with meat on at least she gets her boobs back.
By Anonymous, on 2:47 PM
HOHAN is from merrick and a town right next to mine i knew her and her little bitch diva friends , they are not nice, giving people. and i can't get over that this girl is fucking famous. she is not nice. she used to tell people her mom knew everyone in holly wood and she was going to be a big star b/c of her mom (it hurts me that she was right) but the crazy thing is that her mom liked to GET AROUND IF YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN. and thats what started the dad's rampage, i feel bad for him (dont get me wrong he is an idiot) but i have met him many times and know alot of adults who knew him and he doesn't deserve the shit his family is giving him. that whole fmaily is manipulative and nasty and always have been...am i hating? alittle but just b/c this is one person who i KNOW does not deserve what she 's got. and if u say she is a good actress i will just scream . she is a disney actress no acting ability needed
By Anonymous, on 6:10 AM
Dollar to a dime says that all you fucks who sit there and call a 95 pound Hollywood actress "fat" are the same fucks who have nothing better to do than hide in your batcave and masturbate to skeletons after finding your dick under your 3 layers of pudge. Honestly, stop caring about the weight of a medicore celebrity and go get laid by someone that exists in everyday life.
By Isabella, on 7:31 AM
Leelee doesn't have that nose.
And from what i've seen, she's too proper to be drinking and redbull, smoking, and whoring it up on the beach.
By Henry, on 9:46 AM
It's Maddox.
Someone please call child services and take me away from this lunatic.
I'm sick of being pimped out to the cameras. I'm only 4 but everyone knows my name and face. Why can't I have a normal life like other kids? Why is my mother constantly shoving me in front of the cameras? Why does she take me to photoshoots? Why does she take me to toy stores all the time but tip off the photographers so that they are constantly shoving cameras in my face?
My mother is never around. She's made upteen films in the last few years and I only ever see her when the cameras are around. When she isn't filming she's off saving other poor kids - but only when reporters are around. What about me? I don't like this new sister of mine Zahara.
I'm sick of being left with nannies all the time. I want a normal family. Why are they doing this to me?
And how come Colin Farrell was my daddy and now Brad is my daddy? Where is my real father?
I wish I could be with my real mum instead of this witch.
By Maddox, on 8:23 PM
Hey, It's Brad Pitt here.
You all are too hard on me. This is the way it is:
I was bored with Jennifer Aniston. Real bored. Didn't you see those pictures of us at a restaurant after I finished shooting Troy? I hadn't seen her in weeks. But we had nothing to say to each other.
The spark had gone out of the marriage a long time ago.
Sex with her was boring. She was always working. I want a woman who puts me first. Instead I had a wife who was always working. She said she wanted babies after friends. So I busied myself renovating our house. Didn't you folks hear it took 2 years. I didn't give a S*** about anyone but myself back then. But then even before she had finished Friends she was signing up for movie after movie. Where were my babies man?
The seven year itch started coming on really fast. I was hanging out with my dude George Clooney. He was screwing a different woman every week. It made me think - why am I still with Jen? I love her but I'm bored. I'm trapped. We're America's Sweethearts. I didn't know how I was going to get out of it without looking like a dirtbag.
I signed up for Mr and Mrs Smith. It almost didn't happen. First Nicole was signed to it then backed out. Then the producers wanted Catherine Zeta-Jones but S***, she was too old. Then Angelina came on board. Wow. I'd heard she was crazy but dude, in the flesh she was hot man. I lusted after her from the moment she walked on set. She was flirting with me like hell - check out the shots taken from the set of Mr and Mrs Smith. Jen was working like usual but hell, I wasn't missing her at all. Angelina was the bees knees. So beautiful. And when we did the sex scenes, hell. She was giving 200%. Shame they were cut from the movie because the producers were too afraid to show them. Angie made it clear she could give a man the sexual time of his life. In the meantime Jen and I are down to once a week if that.
Man I was falling with her. After we finished shooting I went to Clooney's place at Como with Jen. But all the time I was thinking about Angelina. And I started thinking - I want out of this marriage. But how am I gonna do it? It could finish me.
Then I thought. How about I portray Jennifer as a career hungry bitch who doesn't want kids. And look how Angelina does all that humanitarian crap. If I do some of that S*** maybe I'll come up smelling roses in the split. So all I have to do is talk about wanting kids in every interview I do for Ocean's 12 and then people will think I'm leaving Jen because she won't give me any - great idea.
I mean look at Angie. She adopts those kids. Hell she gives them a loving home. I really dig that S***.
In the meantime I've been calling Angelina heaps. I love our conversations but she says I need to leave Jennifer. Life's short and I need to do what makes me happy. I love Jen she still wants to stay married - how do I get out of it. Oh. I'll tell her I'm having a mid-life crisis. I need to find myself. What I really need to do is find Angelina and start F****** her hard. But I won't tell her that.
I go on vacation with Jennifer and Courtney and David and we decide to split. Afterwards I act like the model husband. I throw her a birthday party and we go to some big Hollywood gigs together. I call Angelina and tell her.
Then we do the W shoot - that's when I start F****** her but I've already done it a thousand times in my head. That makes me realise - hell I've done the right thing. I haven't felt like this about Jennifer in years. Man she's hot. And so beautiful. I got tired of looking at Jen's face. Angie and I decide to keep the whole thing hidden. Hell I knew if I got found out the S*** would hit the fan. Can't have that happen man, America loves me.
Then we go for a dirty weekend in Africa. Thought we could get away with it. We thought wrong. Got sprung. Damn.
But my back up plan is this African bullshit. Cindy my publicist came up with it. Do an hour long special talking about starving kids. Dramatic things were needed because my image could be finished once people realised that I dumped Jen for Angelina. I went along with it man I love my career. So I go and hold up some starving kids for the cameras. No problem.
Now we're still hiding out but once the divorce is through I'm free as a bird man. And I'm thinking marriage. Maybe I don't need any biological kids? Angie says it's selfish. I bet she's right. I mean I'm in love with her. If she says having biological babies is selfish it is. That was my old selfish way of thinking. Now I want to save the world man. My life has changed. I just want to adopt all those starving babies man. Only selfish people have biological kids.
My parents say I'm not thinking straight. Man I've never felt so good in my entire life. I've got the most desirable woman in the world. Every guy wants to be me. Angelina's wild in the sack. This is great.
I don't think about the fact that she's already been married twice. I'm Brad Pitt for god's sake. The first husband was unknown and the second that old cretin Billy Bob. Man I can hold her. Just keep being nice to the adopted kids that's the key.
Jen isn't talking to me. Well that's to be expected. I've just replaced her hook line and sinker with Angelina anyway who is so much more exciting.
I've never been happier man never. This is great. Leaving Jen was the best thing. But her doing that Vanity Fair interview was nasty man. Plain nasty. How could she sell me out like that. It's not like I'm taking Angelina out on the red carpet or anything. Man, we're being discreet.
I never worry about the people in Hollywood. Man, I'm Brad Pitt and she's Angelina Jolie. They'll kiss our ass man all of them. And as for the public? Easy man. I'll do more of those "save AFrica" tv specials, hold up some starving babies for the cameras. Americans are just F****** stupid. Cindy says they can be manipulated into believing anything. She says don't worry, just do what I say and they still love you. She's right. Cindy can spin anything.
So now I'm sitting pretty. I'm having the best sex of my life. I'm with the hottest woman in the world. I like kids and now I have 2. I just have to hope it works out. Angelina says she wants to be with me forever. I've got it all man. Jennifer is just a distant memory. Can't wait until the divorce comes through. Then Angelina and I will appear in public together - start getting the public used to the idea. THat's what Camilla and Prince Charles did. We'll do that kind of S***. Just like Ben Affleck and Jennifer Garner did. We'll be ok. I'm a Zen master at this PR S***. And the American public is thick as pigshit. THey can be manipulated into believing anything. Look at what George Bush got away with.
I'm Brad Pitt. I'm huge. I'm the biggest F****** male star in the world. I've got the best looking woman in the world. And I'm invincible.
By Hey I'm Brad Pitt - and I'm f*cking hot, on 8:24 PM
8:24 Are you crazy? This is not about Brad Pitt, are you so in love with Brad you jump around everywhere, sladering him. Seek help. I wasnt aware they let the psycho paitents have access to the internet------------get a life poor thing. She looks a little to thin.
By Anonymous, on 10:47 AM
8:24 You have to be the same person that is living on the net, you have seriou issues. Every article, you post some stupid crap that is all lies, about Brad and Angelina. Very sad. She looks bad in these pitures.
By Anonymous, on 10:51 AM
8:24 got to be a very jealous person. She way to skinny here.
By Anonymous, on 10:52 AM
8:24-------Its time for you to stop acting like a retarded child. This lady here is not looking good, to thin.
By Anonymous, on 10:54 AM
Lindsay rocks
By Anonymous, on 11:08 AM
Looks like Lindsay is off the nose candy, good for her
By tami, on 9:53 AM
Lindsay Lohan has no shape, all she has are boobs.
Her waist is straight, her as sis flat...basically she looks like a 14 yr old girl's body with huge boobies.
By Anonymous, on 4:43 PM
They all look great.
By Anonymous, on 9:41 AM
Look at Leelee's toes here. Seems that she can climb a pole with her feet.
http://lordlucan.b-h-e.com/bonusscans/bonus798/leeleesobieski150.jpg
By toddley, on 10:34 AM
You all are a bunch of Media Whore dorks.
By Anonymous, on 12:14 PM
Leelee is 100x hotter than Lohan. I would suck her toes all day long!
By Anonymous, on 12:46 PM
Who cares? I'd still pound both of them.and then bust off a big fart on their heads!
By Anonymous, on 7:32 PM
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