134 Comments:

• Ever think that as a new mother she has more important things to worry about then making herself disgustingly thin to please jerks like you?

  By Anonymous, on 5:31 AM  

• maybe she's biking around to lose her extra fat?

  By Anonymous, on 5:49 AM  

• Dear anon #1,
  As a new mother she needs to be told the baby is only 8 pounds or so. Water and a little insulation make for another 12. So after the first extra hundred she packed on, maybe it was time to put down the cupcakes. While they actually need to eat for about one and a tenth, women giggle they're "eating for two" while packing away enough for twelve.

  By Anonymous, on 6:02 AM  

• Ditto above comments. Not everyone in Hollywood bows down to the pressure to starve and exercise to a size 2 immediately after giving birth. This is what normal women look like. AND it's healthier for Liv to slowly lose the baby weight. Go Liv!

  By Anonymous, on 6:03 AM  

• Right... "slowly lose the baby weight."
  
  Except she gave birth 10 months ago. (http://news.enquirer.com/apps/pbcs.dll/article?AID=/20041217/LIFE03/412170415)
  
  Look, she's put on weight, fine, but don't make dumb excuses. STFU.

  By Anonymous, on 6:09 AM  

• normal women gain up to forty pounds during gestation. obviously, for some people, it's not easy to lose forty pounds even in a year. she looks like she's doing fine.
  
  also, she was kind of "big" to begin with...her bone structure, etc. her sister is/was a plus-size model.
  
  anyway, that doesn't make brendon's comments any less hysterical. you guys all need to chill the fuck out. since when do people come to this site for sensitive portrayals of female hollywood glitterati? maybe oprah has a site you can go to.

  By Anonymous, on 6:21 AM  

• anon #3 you are an idiot. the extra weight a healthy mother has to put on does not equal merely the parts of fetus and amniotic fluid. you are supposed to gain at least twenty pounds to be healthy.

  By Anonymous, on 6:23 AM  

• Anon #7.
  12 + 8 = 20.
  
  Way to go.

  By Anonymous, on 6:39 AM  

• Liv looks disgusting. I thought the bike was going to collapse under that weight.
  
  My friend gave birth 6 months ago and is already back to shape. She started going to the gym right away now she looks great and feels great.
  
  Liv's Hollywood career is over unless she gets slim quick. She looks disgusting.

  By Angelina, on 7:02 AM  

• I think she looks a like a normal fucking human being, rather than these big headed, skeletal "beauties" Hollywood shoves up our asses.

  By Anonymous, on 7:06 AM  

• Liv Tyler is........Mia Tyler!
  
  
  
  FYI...for you non Aero fans..Mia is Liv's fat sis.

  By That Dude, on 7:15 AM  

• think she looks a like a normal fucking human being,
  
  "Normal???" I'm fine with some curves... but if you think that represents a "normal" woman, you need to put down the Crisco and butter sandwiches and go for a walk.
  
  She is a mutlimillionaire with nothing but time on her hands and access to unlimited dieticians, personal trainers and surgeons. If she wants to look like that, more power. I get to laugh.

  By Anonymous, on 7:38 AM  

• This discussion is stupid. If Brendon wants to be mean-spirited instead of clever, that's his business.

  By Anonymous, on 7:58 AM  

• Okay. So Liv doesn't look as skinny as she use to be and she gained weight. Big deal. Maybe she has had better things to do in the last 10 months. Things like..oh I don't know..taking care of her child, enjoying life, enjoying her family stress-free. Besides..I doubt she will look like this forever anyway.
  
  To all those who are hating on Liv. Geez..give her a break. She still has a beautiful face with flawless skin that I would kill to have. At least she doesn't look as gross and "burnt out" like Britney Spears does.

  By Anonymous, on 7:58 AM  

• I'm just not seeing her as overweight in this picture. She looks all of what? A size 6? 8, maybe? Look at her arms. They're still toned.
  
  She looks fine. Sitting on a bike is not flattering to anyone's butt-male, female, fat, thin, or in between.

  By Anonymous, on 8:03 AM  

• She's still 30 pounds lighter then Britney.

  By Anonymous, on 8:05 AM  

• Rumors say she is trying for another baby, if she isn't pregnant already.

  By Mary Celeste, on 8:12 AM  

• not really wanting to get involved but there is no way in hell she is a size 6 or an 8... Cathrine Zeta Jones is a size 6 or 8... Mandy moore is a 6... charlize is a 8.. so let's not get crazy.
  
  Everyone in hollywood is anorexic and a liar.. so who knows if those sizes are true... but liv is NOT a size 6 or 8 and I doubt she would even claim it.. I am going off of what people claim... and she is about a size 10 to start off with.

  By Anonymous, on 8:26 AM  

• This comment board has become so retarded. We can't have a single post that doesn't turn into a bitch fest about wheter or not a person is really fat. While I was reading the story even before I opened the comments I knew it was going to be like this.
  So I will now add my opinions. This is not "normal". Being fat has become "common" but it is in no way normal. I don't give a shit what Dr. Phil tells you, you are fat and gross. If you think that to be a little over weight is healthy, that is just b/c you are two fat and lazy to do anything about.
  Also, please proofread what you write so you do not make a complete ass of yourself.

  By Dr. Reality, on 8:42 AM  

• She's out riding a bike - if she were lazy she'd be traveling by car. No matter what size she is, that puts her way ahead of SUV-driving, junk food-eating, excessive TV-watching Americans.

  By Anonymous, on 8:47 AM  

• YAY, U.S.A, U.S.A, U.S.A!

  By George Bush, on 8:55 AM  

• hey dr. reality,
  
  ...you are two (sic) fat and lazy to do anything about.
  Also, please proofread what you write so you do not make a complete ass of yourself.
  
  take your own advice you fucking retard.

  By Hotter Than You, on 8:57 AM  

• She is so beautiful, lay off!!!

  By Anonymous, on 9:03 AM  

• Fat or not, I'd still make sweet love to that beautiful, chunky ass.
  
  Chubby chicks need lovin' too. And they usually put forth more effort than really skinny chicks.

  By Anonymous, on 9:08 AM  

• She looks beautiful and more importantly, happy. She always has a smile on her face. Maybe its because she isn't wasting her talentless life writing useless shit about other people on some lame celebrity website. Instead of sitting on your dimply, cellulite ass writing this column, you should get out and ride a bike, maybe you'd be happy too!

  By Anonymous, on 9:08 AM  

• Anon 9:08, are you not sitting on your ass typing, as well?
  
  Or, are you simultaneously typing and going for a run? Bugger off.

  By Anonymous, on 9:13 AM  

• Her husband is really hot, so she must be doing something right.

  By Anonymous, on 9:22 AM  

• Fat chicks need love, too...but they gotta pay.

  By Anonymous, on 9:22 AM  

• I'm sick of sanctimonious BS from those clinging to the notion that just because the average American is fat, "overweight" = "average" (e.g. normal/healthy).
  
  "Average" in this situation means 'typical' NOT "healthy" and definitely not "attractive".

  By Anonymous, on 9:37 AM  

• must be alot of fat chicks on here based on the defense.

  By That Dude, on 10:05 AM  

• Anon 6:21 AM got it right for me, on Liv and on the comments here.
  
  BTW Brendon said he didn't go for her more because of her "features" than her weight. Maybe you should read what he says before firing off the same tired old insults.
  
  As for me, there's no question she's beautiful (I like her features) but she does look pretty bad in these pics.

  By Fred, on 10:20 AM  

• She may be big but she still looks healthier than, say, Kimberly Stewart who is skinny but those photos of her in the bikini? I thought I was going to be blinded.
  
  BTW I am not a fat girl. I do get a lot of exercise and am thin, and there are people who I see exercising regularly who are just big. Maybe they are eating a lot more than they need to, but I think that active is better than sedentary even if the sedentary person is thin.
  
  Also, since she's riding her bike around the city, I think she probably does it all the time. People who don't ride their bikes much are usually way too skittish about cars. Yay bike commuters! I hate traffic and exhaust. Go Liv! One less car!

  By Anonymous, on 10:21 AM  

• SHE JUST HAD A BABY..I THINK SHE LOOKS GREAT!!!

  By Anonymous, on 10:29 AM  

• remember when her and alicia silverstone were like the "it" girls in those Aerosmith videos?
  
  Haven't really heard much of anything from either of them in ages. Now I know why.

  By Anonymous, on 10:36 AM  

• I think that unless any of you have actually birthed a child, you have to room to comment. The whole crap about a baby weighing 8 lbs and the rest adding up to 12 is complete shit. There is much more to it than that and unless you've been there, shut your mouth. There is so much more to motherhood than your f*%(ing pantsize.

  By Anonymous, on 10:38 AM  

• Brendon and Jenny,
  
  Why oh why oh why oh why oh why oh why... did you put up a link to this site at "A Socialite's Life" or whatever the hell all those lame-assed teen/tween gay gossip sites are called?
  
  See what you've done? See? Huh?

  By Anonymous, on 10:51 AM  

• Oh, Brendon!! I'd like to see what you would look like after having a baby!!
  
  If Liv Tyler tried to kiss you, you'd be on this website the very next day gloating about it to the world, being the celebrity worshipper and kiss-ass that you are.
  
  Thing is, Liv doesn't give a damn about what you think of her, or her figure. She's just riding her bike, going back to her beautiful family. Unfortunately, nasty paparazzos sniff her out and start snapping.

  By A little extra, on 10:53 AM  

• ^ I don't know whether to laugh or cry,... or maybe i'll just off myself. Yeah, dat's da ticket!
  
  To sleep, perchance to dream, of a world without stupid people.

  By Anonymous, on 11:16 AM  

• Wow, she must weigh like 135 in those pics, yeah, that's huge. :-P

  By Anonymous, on 11:49 AM  

• 135? Are you kidding me? She looks 160.
  
  I can understand a bit of extra fat. No big deal. But someone said she had a baby 10 months ago. I wouldn't expect her to be in the exact shape she was before she had a kid but these celebs have all the time in the world to workout and get back in shape, including eating a good diet.
  
  Look at the other models/celebs out there that have had kids and are still in good shape.
  
  I don't think I can look at her the same when I watch Lord of the Rings. :\

  By Anonymous, on 12:00 PM  

• Hey anon 10:38, what he said is that it does not all add up to 12 lbs but the baby is 8lbs and the fluid and all the other shit adds up to 12lbs.(on average) So then it is 8+12=20lbs. Now just b/c you may have plumped up more b/c you are a "Normal" fat woman does not mean that it is OK. You use the preg. as an excuse to be fat and lazy.

  By Anonymous, on 12:01 PM  

• Definetly 160 to 170.

  By Anonymous, on 12:01 PM  

• And Brendon laughs and laughs and laughs at what he has started.
  
  All these women here attacking eachother, some who have never given birth and therebore been there, some who are fatter than Liv, some who probably have eating disorders or are thinking of cheating on their diets right this minute.
  
  Or guys, who have fat girlfriends, or don't realize that the mothers of any future kids are not going to be rail thin anytime soon.
  
  Or fat bald guys here anyways here and everywhere. Who think they can be ugly, fat and bald, but deserve thin, tall, beautiful girlfriends.
  
  And Liv meanwhile says "Who the fuck is Brendon and why the hell does he think I would want to kiss HIM? The Dumbass?"

  By Anonymous, on 12:12 PM  

• Fat-thin-ugly-beautiful...
  
  Why hasn't anyone mentioned the real issue here:
  
  SHE'S WEARING VELOUR SWEATPANTS!!!!

  By Anonymous, on 12:21 PM  

• her butt looks too big, but other than that she actually looks pretty good.. as for being hot, well, her facial features were never that hot to begin with, were they? she seems like a nice girl though. i ain't hatin'

  By Anonymous, on 12:37 PM  

• She needs to do more fuckin & suckin, that'll help lose the weight. She can start with me first.

  By Anonymous, on 1:24 PM  

• WTF?
  
  Velours sweatpants are, like, the hottest thing! All self-respecting fashion-conscious celebs wear 'em.
  
  Where are you from, Hoosick Falls, NY?

  By Anonymous, on 1:29 PM  

• anon 9:13 is that the best comeback comment you could make against me? did the hamsters really run overtime for that one? and yes, I did go excercise, notice it is now past 1:30.

  By Anonymous, on 1:35 PM  

• cmon, 10 fucking months? She should be back in tip top shape by then.

  By That Dude, on 1:53 PM  

• Holy shit, alert the media! I think we have the first man that has ever given birth! Yes ladies and gentlemen, that dude from philly has given birth and has the right to make comments on when a woman should have lost all her baby weight! Congratulations, where do we send the gift? Philly? I would assume so.

  By Anonymous, on 3:54 PM  

• Btw, to the people who say that a mother should only gain 9 pounds for the baby and a bit more for water? And then snap back into ultra-thinness after the birth? My friend, who is very well to do and oh-so-socially-thin, just had her third baby and did just that; worked out daily for an hour and a half, watched what she ate and gained almost nothing. The doctor said he'd never seen a woman with so little fat on her body in the delivery room.
  
  He congratulated her about it.
  
  But now her baby is colicky, screaming and cramping several times a day.
  
  Her first two babies were colicky too.
  
  She finally got her breast milk checked and guess what? There is practically NO fat in her breast milk.
  
  But who cares? She's really thin and hot! And that's all that matters; screw what the baby needs, right?
  
  Right.

  By Anonymous, on 3:58 PM  

• Just tell me she isn't carrying the baby in the sling on her back!

  By Anonymous, on 4:15 PM  

• ^^What moron is there that seems to be able to write but unable to read. It was never 9 lbs you ignorant f*uck. It was a total of 20 lbs. Kid(8lbs) plus the liquid and shit(12lbs) for a total weight gain of 20lbs. Unless you are a fat lazy bitch who blames a 40 to 50lb weight gain all on there baby. I woman should not gain more than 20 to 25lbs while pregnant. If you do then that is when we are saying you are too fat and lazy. I mean really, why should you gain more weight then the weight of the kid and fluid in you??? Huh! Now shut up before I donkey punch you.

  By Dr. Phil, on 4:51 PM  

• She's not fat, she's chubby. She still looks relatively good, but not as good asand definately not as healthy as she would be if she were slim (I never said painfully skinny. I said SLIM.)

  By candykayne, on 4:57 PM  

• She had a damn baby for crying out loud!
  
  She's adoreable, and if she never lost another pound she's still cute. God at least she doesn't look like Lindsay Lohan.

  By Anonymous, on 5:19 PM  

• actually, they say it's more along the lines of 30lbs to gain. it isn't JUST water and the baby, the stress of CARRYING another life makes the body want more energy (thus more food, although pregnant women prefer to go on the safe side and eat more than necessary than to have a deformed child that could of been functioning properly but instead got no nutrients). keep in mind that the calories in food is distributed amongst the child and the mother, so it isn't ALL embryotic fluid and the baby.
  
  the body also creates more layers of fat around the hip areas when a woman is pregnant for cushioning.
  
  AND women are less active when pregnant. you can't jog a marathon, in fact they only recommend light walking.
  
  so she got chubby. wow. awesome. here comes moi to defend her. i personally don't like her because all her characters are airheads and the only reason she's described as a "beauty" because she isn't tan and she has black hair -- a cultural obsession amongst the emogawth kids. not that she's ugly, she just isn't striking. but anyway, she'll lose it eventually.

  By Anonymous, on 5:35 PM  

• And I'm sure you're the spitting image of Jude Law.

  By Joelle, on 5:52 PM  

• Men like you are the reason that women have complexes about their weight and eating disorders. Normal is entirely relative - take a look at women over the past several centuries. Perhaps you should educate yourself a bit and get a freakin' CLUE!

  By Firebrand, on 6:09 PM  

• idiot.

  By Anonymous, on 6:10 PM  

• What do you bet Dr. Phil is one of those 450 pound guys you see photos of with their crack hanging out of their pants looking at porn sites. PERFECT that he gets to decide how much weight a pregnant woman should gain and what the "ideal" woman must be. If the ideal woman is a skinny idiot like Paris Hilton, we're all in trouble. I'd rather have 500 Liv's out there than one more Paris or skanky Britney or any other of the coked out actresses sacrificing their health to wear size 0 jeans. We have warped our daughters with thoughts from jackasses who think like Phil. Take you hand out of your pants and get a friggin life, Dr.

  By Anonymous, on 6:23 PM  

• "What do you bet Dr. Phil is one of those 450 pound guys you see photos of with their crack hanging out of their pants looking at porn sites. PERFECT that he gets to decide how much weight a pregnant woman should gain and what the "ideal" woman must be."
  
  Uh, Dr. Phil isn't a myth. People have actually seen him. What kind of stupid comment is this? BTW, I hate Dr. Phil.

  By Anonymous, on 6:45 PM  

• 65% of Americans are overweight or obese.
  
  99% of them are fat because they eat too many super-sized McDonald’s burger-meals.
  
  Come on fatties, stop making up excuses. Put down your French fries for long enough to get on the treadmill...
  
  Oh, BTW, to all those fat chicks out there: you do not look good in tight clothes or bikinis.

  By J&M, on 7:37 PM  

• ^ There we go. It's was only a matter of time before some Eurotrash came up with the "Americans are fat" shit. K, well all of you Brits are hairy, you stink, your food is disgusting, you have really bad teeth and your weather sucks.
  
  Fuck off.
  
  You can keep Madonna.

  By stars-n-stripes, on 7:55 PM  

• And yet, anon 1:35, you came back online to sit your fat ass down at the computer yet again. You are no better than anyone here; despite what you continue to tell yourself, and ATTEMPT to tell others.

  By Anonymous, on 8:25 PM  

• I do admit that she is a little heavier than before-but come on guys, at least give her props for even being on a bike. Just watch, she will be thin again in no time, if not her career is over.

  By LocaW8ta, on 8:35 PM  

• "es ladies and gentlemen, that dude from philly has given birth and has the right to make comments on when a woman should have lost all her baby weight!"
  
  Stop being an enabler! You dont have to have given birth to know that 10 months is plenty of time for a person to get into shape...especially a person who doesnt have to work, can train all day and have a nanny (Or Tom hamilton lol) watch the kid

  By That Dude, on 9:22 PM  

• maybe she wants to spend time with her baby rather than with a trainer & a nutritionist. has it occurred you to people that she might be breast-feeding her child and not just handing her off to some damn nanny? lay off already, i guarantee she loses the weight (unless she decides to have another child soon).

  By Anonymous, on 9:33 PM  

• I think she looks quite lovely... Most women will end up like her... maybe even bigger after popping out a few kids.... Most of the men will end up worse with the hanging beer bellies and receding hair lines ... Obviously overweightness runs in her family look at her sis... when are people going to see that some people just cant be thin forever no matter how hard they try. Dont you think she would be thin right now, if it was easy for her?

  By Anonymous, on 9:54 PM  

• While they actually need to eat for about one and a tenth, women giggle they're "eating for two" while packing away enough for twelve
  
  Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha....ahh..

  By kgb, on 10:14 PM  

• The thing everyone needs to remember here, is that Liv Tyler said she wanted to be in Playboy after she gave birth. She said it would give her the initiative to lose the weight. I sympathize with all the fatties here sticking up for her, but Liv herself doesn't even like the way she looks.

  By Sybaritic, on 12:27 AM  

• It always makes me laugh when men talk about women who've been pregnant and gained weight. I mean it's HILARIOUS that a man can think he begins to know anything about what a woman and her body goes through from carrying a baby for almost a year and then going through delivery.
  Men think we're supposed to "pop that thing out" and then get back to what they consider a natural weight, within months.
  Yeah it's funny as hell that someone can sit and joke, say and write hurtful, mean things about someone that brought life into the world.
  
  Make sure you thank your mother for putting on weight when she brought your ignorant self into the world!

  By Anonymous, on 5:53 AM  

• There's no point in arguing if she's fat or not--it's all a matter of opinion at this point--More importantly, wtf is up with that ugly ass bike and those clothes!!!

  By Anonymous, on 7:08 AM  

• Stars-n-stripes: On the hairy point you are confusing the English with the French.
  
  On the teeth front you are right. That is why we invented dentistry.
  
  Everyone: what is the betting that S-n-S is a fat w@nker?

  By J&M, on 7:34 AM  

• Jebus. She's not THAT fat. Get a grip, people.

  By Anonymous, on 7:57 AM  

• Hey you guys, great job- 73 comments! Now we just need to make it a racial argument. Let's see, we're making fun of her 'cause she's white but if she were black, we wouldn't be able to make comments, right? I'm just wondering why this thread managed to escape the eventual, very tired, predictable fight over racism. Don't get me wrong- it is still lame, but racial slurs would really make it stand out. Thanks!

  By Anonymous, on 8:20 AM  

• Brendan and Jenny are hopeless losers who, in lieu of clever commentary, resort to crass comments about celebrities who wouldn't give them the time of day. I was linked here through Pinkisthenewblog and I think I'll go back there, because Trent is clever and entertaining. Good luck with finding an outlet for all of your pent-up hostility, Brendan and Jenny. May you eventually be able to sleep at night.

  By Anonymous, on 8:28 AM  

• I'd hit that.

  By James, on 9:25 AM  

• I think this site is hilarious. Too bad the comments are littered with morons who don't understand that it's all just a joke. The writers make fun of themselves as much as the celebrities they mock, SO LIGHTEN THE FUCK UP!
  
  or go back to whatever lame-ass piece of shit site that you think is so much more "sophisticated" than this. Whatever, just fuck off.
  I wish they would stop allowing comments here, because it turns every post into a whiney bitch-fest.

  By a fan, on 9:51 AM  

• [i]Brendan and Jenny are hopeless losers who, in lieu of clever commentary, resort to crass comments about celebrities who wouldn't give them the time of day. I was linked here through Pinkisthenewblog and I think I'll go back there, because Trent is clever and entertaining.[/i]
  
  haha.. don't you realize that trent sucks up to every celebrity for no reason?? brendon and jenny see them for the egotistical, brainless morons they are. if you can't see that, you're a brainless moron, too.

  By Anonymous, on 9:56 AM  

• have you ever noticed that in the rest of the animal kingdon the females are BIGGER than the males???

  By Anonymous, on 10:00 AM  

• She looks like a healthy mom ... atleast its not a picture of her snorting lines of coke like Kate Moss who is also a MOM.... Liv Tyler being chubby seems more of a taboo issue than Kate Moss being a junkie mom!!! Thats sad!

  By Anonymous, on 10:23 AM  

• Trent from Pink Is The New Blog has his nose all the way up every celebrity's ass. And there's nothing clever about drawing all over pictures with a pink crayon. People come here not to worship celebrities, but to read what should be said about them.

  By Anonymous, on 11:25 AM  

• Trent likes having his nose up asses.

  By Anonymous, on 1:45 PM  

• WOW! The feminist fatty brigade came out in force! Nothing stirs the pot like, "Put down the fork."
  
  I missed so much since I posted at: September 16, 2005 6:02 AM 6:39 AM 7:38 AM
  
  Idiotic argument #1:
  I think that unless any of you have actually birthed a child, you have to room to comment.
  the first man that has ever given birth
  I mean it's HILARIOUS that a man can think he begins to know anything about what a woman and her body
  This Liberal you-can't-know-if-you-aren't-one argument always slays me.
  
  You don't have a penis so don't get mad at me for fucking your sister. Fair enough?
  
  Plenty of women, you know, the not-fat ones, agree that a baby isn't an excuse to gain a hundred pounds and never take it off.
  
  Argument #2, idiotic excuse:
  it isn't JUST water and the baby, the stress of CARRYING another life
  AHAHAHAHAHAHHAA!
  
  "I'm carrying another life and it's so stressful to my psyche and body. Now go fetch me another cheesecake." NO doctor, male or female, will tell you it's healthy or necessary to gain 30 pounds over the weight of the child.
  
  And even if they did, your body isn't still "stressed" ten months later. You know what else ISN'T stressed? Your feet. Use them.
  
  Argument #3, idiotic excuse v.2.0:
  breast-feeding her child and not just handing her off
  I used to know a stripper who lactated well after birth so she could squirt milk on her patrons. (Odd, yes.) She had large breasts... and an ass you could bounce a quarter off of.
  
  Argument #4, opposite extreme:
  Kate Moss-Lindsay Lohan
  Kate Moss is famous for being a freak. Lindasy Lohan has been mocked for months for losing her hot and yet healthy curves.
  
  Nobody has said, "gee bony is hot!" Feel free to take a look at three time mom Brooke Burke. Or the aformentioned Jenny Mcarthy. Or the endless examples of women who can both have a baby and control themselves.
  
  have you ever noticed that in the rest of the animal kingdon the females are BIGGER than the males???
  Yes. I've also noticed the male lions saying to other male lions, "Rawr." Roughly translated, that means, "Gee Fred, I'm sorry your wife got such a fat ass after the kids."
  
  bald
  receding hair lines
  This kills me, too. Ah, the hatred fatties stir up. Externalized self-loathing, I guess.
  There is nothing a man or woman can do to stop a genetic predisposition to hair loss. But no matter the genetic predisposition, anyone can choose to eat less and exercise more.
  
  September 16, 2005 9:22 PM
  Stop being an enabler!
  That deserves to be bold and italics for it's truth.
  
  Thanks to all who reminded the illiterate that 12+8 does not equal 8 or 9. :)
  
  Here is a link for you, ladies. Consider it a public service announcement. (No, I have nothing to do with the site.
  http://www.straightdope.com/classics/a2_313.html
  
  I'm an altruist, helping to spread the wisdom.

  By Anonymous, on 1:49 PM  

• i don't always like idontlikeyouinthatway It doesn't always do it for me. it can grate my nerves.
  
  i like this one
  http://dishoftheday.blogspot.com/

  By Anonymous, on 1:51 PM  

• We are not amused.

  By lilibette, on 1:54 PM  

• Fiery the angels fell. Deep thunder rode around their shores... burning with the fires of Orc.

  By roy, on 1:58 PM  

• Hey gargoyle... more food!

  By cheech, on 2:17 PM  

• Anon, 1:49, I agree with you on almost everything you've said (you're right on target, well done) but there is one thing I can't agree with: I'm a fat chick and I don't defend being fat, even after pregnancy.
  
  Quite honestly, there is no excuse for being fat. (I'm discussing TRULY fat people, people of an unhealthy weight). I should know, better than most, that it ultimately comes down to laziness.
  
  That being said, I don't really see Liv as being a fatty boombatty. Chunky? Yes. Fat? No, I've seen fatter in Hollywood.

  By Anonymous, on 3:08 PM  

• Liv looks like she caught a Seinfeld rerun and decide to drape herself in velvet and have her own "Summer of George". I miss Independent Liv. Relationship Liv looks like she ate her.
  
  Attention Liv: Stop having babies. Go to a foreign country and adopt like normal people do.
  
  Sincerely,
  Every chair in your house.
  
  P.S. Even Peter Jackson looks thinner than you now.
  
  You may now return to your regularly scheduled whinning about how healthy it is to look like you just ate a love seat slathered in bacon grease. Fatty.

  By Oreo's Are Not A food Group!, on 3:24 PM  

• 1:51, quit smamming your retarded blog. Nobody wants to read your boring rambling.

  By Anonymous, on 3:41 PM  

• 3:24 PM,
  
  I have no comment except that brought me to tears.
  
  Well done.
  
  Sincerely,
  1:49 PM

  By Anonymous, on 4:02 PM  

• 1:49 PM
  If your going to spam your stupid site, just do it. Stop your long-winded asinine crap, and get to the point.
  
  "I have nothing to do with the site"...ya, right.

  By Anonymous, on 6:33 PM  

• Of course she's fat... on her way to being morbidly obese... Look at the way she's pulling down her shirt in the 4th pic! Fat people pull down their clothes over their massive guts!
  
  Now I can sleep easy at night knowing, "at least I don't look like that!"

  By red + pink = unflattering, on 7:16 PM  

• Did anyone notice in the first picture that she is CYCLING ON THE SIDEWALK?
  
  That's a NO, people! A big NO!
  
  Now don't do it again or I'll send you to the land of pointy-eared fairies and multiple, over-long endings to tie up irrelevant plot lines we stopped caring about two prequels ago!

  By hank, on 5:12 AM  

• I think she looks like a real person instead of a stick. Good for her. BTW, her baby is sooo cute!!

  By Jennifer, on 6:56 AM  

• Fat chicks are like mopeds. They're fun to ride, but only if your friends don't find out!

  By Jaden403, on 12:57 PM  

• ^ Ouch!

  By Anonymous, on 1:02 PM  

• I think the bigger issue here--to make another Seinfeld reference--is her man hands. Yikes!

  By Butterscotch Stallion, on 1:20 PM  

• I've seen Liv in the old days, and the new days (aka. "fat") around LA and she looks great both ways.
  
  I'm 6'1/145 lbs (which is an unheathly BMI btw) and I'm 25 lbs out of modeling weight. You guys dont realize how freaking tiny most hollywood stars are...I've run over too many to count in Fred Segal when I'm looking for size 6 and they can't find any more 0's.

  By Anonymous, on 4:15 PM  

• Liz looks lovely. I think it is sadly true. We have all been brainwashed to believe a size 0 is the ideal.

  By Anonymous, on 6:41 PM  

• why does it even matter what she weighs? let her live her own life. everyone complains that l.lo, mischa barton, blah blah blah are too skinny and now people complain that liv is too fat? WTF nobody is perfect, who cares when she had her baby. she will lose the weight when she feels like it. so get over it already. she's still beautiful to me

  By Anonymous, on 7:04 PM  

• Fred Segal? Is that anywhere near a Wal-Mart?!

  By Jaden403, on 7:43 PM  

• Isn't she around six feet tall? What's the average weight bracket for someone that height? Every woman I know who's had a child has managed to get pretty much back in shape within the year after the baby was born, so I don't see why someone who can afford the best trainers and nutritionists can't do the same. I'd be fucking thrilled if I could afford those things, baby or not, and use them all the time.

  By Anonymous, on 12:31 AM  

• ^ IMDB says she's 5'10". Saw her in a restaurant few years ago and she looked shorter than me - I'm 5'10".
  
  IMDB's not the most accurate with height, esp. for the guys, or age, esp. for the ladies.

  By Anonymous, on 5:41 AM  

• so I don't see why someone who can afford the best trainers and nutritionists can't do the same.
  
  This is the right answer.
  
  I assure you, ladies, Liv isn't reading these comments and crying into her pillow. She's rich, famous, and now fat. I'm none of the three so I get to chuckle at the latter. I will happily gain 150 pounds and take all her money in exchange for her getting to insult me on the internet.
  
  
  Oh... and if you're asking yourself the question in your head, yes, you're fat, too.

  By Anonymous, on 6:40 AM  

• In an interview, she said she's a size 14 now.

  By Michelle, on 8:34 AM  

• I'm surprised no one made a comment about the bicycle helmet on the handle bar.

  By Anonymous, on 9:01 AM  

• why should she get "skinny"? she's got her family, she's got a man, she got more loot than most of us will ever see . . . maybe she's -gasp- HAPPY BEING CHUBBY!!!!
  
  banish the thought.
  
  seriously though, brendan didn't call her a heifer, and her features could definitley be construed as "interesting" . . .

  By Anonymous, on 11:10 AM  

• Re: helmet
  I ride my bike around with my helmet on my backpack a lot, helmets suck and I only use it when I think the risk of me getting hurt is higher (read: in the trees).

  By Anna, on 12:35 PM  

• Plus they give you "helmet head."

  By Anonymous, on 1:51 PM  

• Leave her alone assholes before I kick your butts. Liv fat is still hotter than most of the coked up whores in hollyweird!!!

  By Anonymous, on 2:34 PM  

• ^ Uh, yeah, OK Steve Tyler. I'd like to see your old, drugged out ass try.

  By Anonymous, on 3:06 PM  

• give her a break...she just had a baby

  By Anonymous, on 5:41 PM  

• anna, clearly it's too late for you to wear a helmet.

  By Anonymous, on 5:42 PM  

• Leave the poor girl alone!

  By Anonymous, on 11:30 PM  

• It makes me laugh when people get all het up about others being fat, as though it were a personal affront to skinny people to have fat people walking around on the planet. I mean, if anyone here feels personally offended that Liv Tyler gained some weight, they might want to think about why that is, because that's fucking bizarre and they'd probably be happier if they could focus on things that actually matter. Also, if I could just point out another thing, humans evolved from great apes. Do you think apes sit around all day gossiping about which apes in their community might have put on a few pounds? I think not. They have better things to do with their time, such as foraging, playing, raising their young, battling for dominance, eating, shitting, and throwing their shit at each other. I can get behind this wholeheartedly, as there are a number of commenters here I would happily throw my shit at for acting as though Liv Tyler's weight gain is the first sign of the apocalypse. She gained some weight; so fucking what? Priorities change when a person has a baby. It's possible she no longer cares that much about having a career and getting back to her old size. Why is this anyone else's business?

  By eva, on 7:32 AM  

• ^ Fat.

  By Anonymous, on 7:57 AM  

• ^Shallow.

  By brian, on 10:56 AM  

• I don't know how tall she is or what she weighed before, but maybe she DID only gain like the 25lbs everyone is obsaessing over. Think about it, maybe she did weigh about 125lbs, and gained 25lbs, making her about 150lbs.
  I've never had a baby but I am about 5-10 lbs overweight. I just can't seem to loose any more weight unless I were to starve myself - which I'm not up for. My body is "stuck" @ a certain weight.
  Unfortunately, I have to say that I think this is Liv's metabolism slowing down. She is in her late 20's & possibly predisposed to weight gain.(That's when it happened to me - whomp, 10lbs attached to me practically overnight.) Many women's metabolisms slow when they reach 30. Even more @ menopause I believe. I was SHOCKED when it happened to me after being skinny my whole life...
  I just wanted to explain this unfortunate and cruel fact of life to all the ignorant & quite obviously clueless men callously saying that she should have lost it already. Like you all have any idea what it means to have your metabolism turn on you. FACT: Men burn fat & gain muscle much more easily.
  If I gain any more weight you bony little blogger geeks will be the 1st people that I track down & sit on. Hopefully my girth would rupture your spleen or crush several vital organs. And I may choose to fart upon you as well.
  Good day.

  By The Average-Sized American Woman Weighs In, on 6:39 PM  

• ^ Klassy.

  By Anonymous, on 4:45 AM  

• She looks HOT just like always. I swear, if you people aren't bitching about how skinny someone is getting, youre bitching about how "fat" someone is getting. A. She just had a baby. B. I agree with the first poster, maybe she is perfectly happy the way she is and doesn't care about assholes like you.

  By Veggieboo, on 9:39 AM  

• Awwww. Boo hoo, I'm really sad now! (fucking dumbass)

  By Anonymous, on 2:14 PM  

• She looks cute. She looks better than you all even shes fat and no make up. She has a baby and cant trouble losing weight right now, leave Liv alone. >:0

  By Anonymous, on 6:32 AM  

• She's clearly gotten heavier since the birth. It's not about the pregnancy weight, it's about what she's added since then.

  By Anonymous, on 10:43 AM  

• LOL to 3:24. And the original post was funny plus she HAS gotten big. People have to lighten up. It's not like she looks five lbs overweight, it's way more than that. And I don't know about "normal" women gaining 40 lbs during pregnancy. My doctor recommended no more than 25 and most women I've known have been in the 20-30 lb range. And that's during pregnancy, not AFTER.

  By Anonymous, on 10:48 AM  

• OMG! Liv darling, what's happened to you? You look ... awful!

  By Zara, on 12:16 PM  

• But then, she just had a baby right? If, then I understand.
  
  It's just normal that women gain weight when having babies.
  
  It's stupid to diet if you're stillbreatsfeeding your baby.
  
  So yeah. Liv, I still love you =)

  By Zara, on 12:18 PM  

• People shes having a baby for crying out loud cut her some slack.

  By Anonymous, on 8:57 PM  

• How old is her boy anyway?

  By Zara, on 4:38 AM  

• WHO CARES??? Come on people, just LET HER BE. Who cares what she or any other actress weighs?
  I eat alot of raw, natural foods, no sugar or refined crap and I'm not skinny, and I work out. I get so tired of people thinking that it's all about diet. There are a lot more variables to weight than what you eat. Stop judging, it's so high school. Get some self-esteem.

  By Anonymous, on 2:59 PM  

• Less then one year old. I think its 10 or 9 monthed. His name is Milo William Langdon :)

  By Anonymous, on 7:11 AM  

• LMAO @ sep 20-7:57 and sep 20-10:56
  
  Shes not that fat anyway

  By Anonymous, on 7:14 AM  

• Health problems linked to being fat are all correlative, not causal (which, for the idiots, means that fat does not cause disease -- before you guffaw, try doing some reading: every study saying that fat is a killer is sponsored by a company that makes money selling diet products, and they all flat-out lie in the study results). Being fat does not automatically mean being unhealthy.
  
  So, anyone who disparages fat people does it solely from a place of hatred, and irrational hatred at that. Most of our culture hates fat people because most people feel compelled to give into pressure to starve themselves, and fat people can say: fuck you. At least, that's the perception. In reality, fat people usually don't eat more than thin people; it is just that some people are heavier than others, just as some people are taller than others.
  
  Besides all this, how low is your self-esteem that you have to tear down a woman, just because she's famous, for not being a stick figure?
  
  BTW - I'm fat and happier than I ever was as an 87 pound anorexic (3 years ago).
  
  There's so much more to life than how much you weigh. Think of how much energy is devoted to worrying about weight -- all wasted.

  By Anonymous, on 12:20 PM  

Post a Comment

<< Continue Reading IDontLikeYouInThatWay.com