Well, Vegas would probably end up being more appropriate for the kid than London. Jesus, London Preston, what an ugly ass name, I'm sorry. It's not cool and unique - I just hate it.
I agree with oertzi man; Naomi Campbell picks fights with models, who way all of 90lbs. You'll never see that crazy bitch picking a fight with Shannen Doherty or Courtney Love, and why, pray tell? Because they're even crazier than her and have no problems cutting a bitch.
Hopefully someone someday will have the good sense to kill that has-been in a most painful manner.
Okay I need to run into Naomi campbell.Seriously.I have it all planned out. I need to be at some benefit in hollywood so we can throw some blows. I'm also tall and leggy and multiracial so you know she would be all up in my face because she hates competition. Anyways she would walk up to me and be like "bitch shove off" and I'd be like " Oh no you didn't." Then everyone in the room would go quiet and I would be like " Listen Naomi I don't want any problems." Then right after that she would throw a glass of red wine on my one of a kind white narcisco rodriguez dress and the crowd would gasp. I would then act like I'm walking away but then come at her with a cold right uppercut. Hopefully she would fly into the air and land on a table which just happens to have a bowl of fruit punch on it.The fruit punch will have some chemical in it that causes her weave to melt. Then the crowd would laugh and cheer. The next day I'm on the cover of the National Enquirer ..I'm world famous touring the world as " The Model Who Beat Naomi Campbell's Ass" Sweet sooo Sweet.
The day men give birth is the day they have the right to name the baby. Have a back bone Britney, we know you are lacking in brains but please HAVE A BACK BONE!
P.Diddy, better known as the asshole formerly known as The Asshole gets what he deserves. But at least he took it as a sport and continues his concert.
What truly underscores Mr. Combs lack of couth is the choice of branding for his haute ghetto couture: Sean John. I'd really like to 'ax' him if he knows how redundant using two versions of the same first name is.
wow, such an effort to sound smart and such a failure. 1) The "version" of John I think you meant would be French; the French version of "John" is "Jean" not "Sean."
2) The name of the line is "Sean John" after "Sean John Combs," Diddy's full name. Get it right if you're going to insult someone.
I like this site but am pretty disappointed to see the ad here for a t-shirt saying Bush doesn't care about black people.
It's a pretty cynical and, frankly, disgusting thing to exploit the misery of the people in New Orleans to promote your own political views and, even worse, to make money. To then also pawn it all off on Kanye West, a black man, makes it cowardly and offensive.
Bush's present Secretary of State - arguably the most important cabinet post in an administration - is Condi Rice, a black woman. Before her it was Colin Powell, a black man.
Just an fyi, the company rotates the featured t-shirt on a regular basis, and that doesn't require approval beforehand. I already sent an email request this morning to change the featured shirt, a.s.a.p. They do have a pretty funny selection of shirts otherewise, though.
i have a vision of naomi campbell's fateful, cracked out final day...she's walking down the hallway of her villa, or whatever, passes a mirror, catches a glimpse of herself, and the terror ensues:
"WHAT? What you lookin at bitch? you don't want none of this!! You ugly whore! Don't make me headbutt you!"
Yeah, Patrick....shut the hell up you moron. You must have missed the Kanye outburst that was nothing more than an uncoherent rambling idiot. He jumped from one topic to the next with no pause or transition between thoughts. Then at the end, during a national telethon, he shouts out "Bush doesn't care about black people"! He is the moron to use a charity event for N.O. to spread his own political views. I hate Bush with a passion but I do not use what little air time I would get to make a lame rant about things kanye obviously knows nothing about. Here is the clip...myers and tucker are so confused!! http://www.filecabi.net/host/file/kanye-katrina/wmv
30 Comments:
First!...to say Naomi Campbell is an old hasbeen. Britney is a young one.
By Anonymous, on 5:21 PM
That Piddy P. Duffly story may be the most awesomest story ever recorded in the history of mankind.
By Butterscotch Stallion, on 5:28 PM
Wow. I just read the article you link to for naomi campbell, she's freakin' certifiable!
Like a lot of bullies, she's also probably real careful to only pick fights with people she knows won't really fight back.
By oertzi man, on 5:45 PM
Shouldn't the residents of Las Vegas have a say in who gets named after their, um, fair city?
By andy, on 5:54 PM
Well, Vegas would probably end up being more appropriate for the kid than London. Jesus, London Preston, what an ugly ass name, I'm sorry. It's not cool and unique - I just hate it.
By Anonymous, on 7:05 PM
I wonder if there was enough puff to break his fall...
By Anonymous, on 7:14 PM
hahaha oh my god puff daddy is an idiot and britney's baby needs social services very badly, even in the womb
By J, on 7:17 PM
I agree with oertzi man; Naomi Campbell picks fights with models, who way all of 90lbs. You'll never see that crazy bitch picking a fight with Shannen Doherty or Courtney Love, and why, pray tell? Because they're even crazier than her and have no problems cutting a bitch.
Hopefully someone someday will have the good sense to kill that has-been in a most painful manner.
By Anonymous, on 7:58 PM
Okay I need to run into Naomi campbell.Seriously.I have it all planned out. I need to be at some benefit in hollywood so we can throw some blows. I'm also tall and leggy and multiracial so you know she would be all up in my face because she hates competition. Anyways she would walk up to me and be like "bitch shove off" and I'd be like " Oh no you didn't." Then everyone in the room would go quiet and I would be like " Listen Naomi I don't want any problems." Then right after that she would throw a glass of red wine on my one of a kind white narcisco rodriguez dress and the crowd would gasp. I would then act like I'm walking away but then come at her with a cold right uppercut. Hopefully she would fly into the air and land on a table which just happens to have a bowl of fruit punch on it.The fruit punch will have some chemical in it that causes her weave to melt. Then the crowd would laugh and cheer. The next day I'm on the cover of the National Enquirer ..I'm world famous touring the world as " The Model Who Beat Naomi Campbell's Ass" Sweet sooo Sweet.
By A Girl Can Dream, on 8:11 PM
The day men give birth is the day they have the right to name the baby. Have a back bone Britney, we know you are lacking in brains but please HAVE A BACK BONE!
By Anonymous, on 9:22 PM
Naomi seems to like to slap stuff, how about slapping my cock around next time
By Anonymous, on 12:04 AM
P.Diddy, better known as the asshole formerly known as The Asshole gets what he deserves. But at least he took it as a sport and continues his concert.
By Anonymous, on 2:37 AM
naomi campbell is a super-bitch
that was funny, "a girl can dream" :D
By Anonymous, on 5:51 AM
the bit about brittany's bank account was fucking hilarious.
Steve
By Anonymous, on 1:41 PM
"London Preston"?
Gee, I wonder where she got the fucking dumbass idea of naming your kid after a large european city...
By murmansk, on 3:16 PM
What truly underscores Mr. Combs lack of couth is the choice of branding for his haute ghetto couture: Sean John. I'd really like to 'ax' him if he knows how redundant using two versions of the same first name is.
By Anonymous, on 5:14 PM
wow, such an effort to sound smart and such a failure.
1) The "version" of John I think you meant would be French; the French version of "John" is "Jean" not "Sean."
2) The name of the line is "Sean John" after "Sean John Combs," Diddy's full name.
Get it right if you're going to insult someone.
By Anonymous, on 5:36 PM
1) Sean is the Irish variant of John.
2) Mangez Merde et moriez, Couchon!
By Anonymous, on 5:55 PM
^ yes. that's what i was thinking too.
BTW its: Manges de la merde et meurs, cochon!
"eat shit and die, pig" works too.
By Jean Pierre, on 6:01 PM
"Get it right if you're going to insult someone."
September 03, 2005 5:36 PM
Right back atcha, 'anonymous.' I'm glad to see someone already corrected your dumb ass!
By Gianni, on 10:44 AM
Naomi is cUcKoO.
I personally cannot wait for Britney to give birth to Vegas Earl London Jamie Federline. Manpris and wifebeaters in 0-3 months please.
By Distressed Jeans, on 1:29 PM
Hello.
I like this site but am pretty disappointed to see the ad here for a t-shirt saying Bush doesn't care about black people.
It's a pretty cynical and, frankly, disgusting thing to exploit the misery of the people in New Orleans to promote your own political views and, even worse, to make money. To then also pawn it all off on Kanye West, a black man, makes it cowardly and offensive.
Bush's present Secretary of State - arguably the most important cabinet post in an administration - is Condi Rice, a black woman. Before her it was Colin Powell, a black man.
Must be a pretty stupid t-shirt company.
By patrick, on 2:10 PM
Hey, Patrick.
Just an fyi, the company rotates the featured t-shirt on a regular basis, and that doesn't require approval beforehand. I already sent an email request this morning to change the featured shirt, a.s.a.p. They do have a pretty funny selection of shirts otherewise, though.
Take it easy.
By Jenny, on 3:30 PM
^^ kanye west did say that about bush.
By Anonymous, on 3:37 PM
why is it offensive?
Kanye West said it, and it's probably true.
Having black members of your cabinet does not = care for the entire black race.
And whether "Sean" is the Irish form of John or not, that's not where "Sean John" came from.
By Anonymous, on 2:32 PM
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By i ate a smurf, on 2:52 PM
i have a vision of naomi campbell's fateful, cracked out final day...she's walking down the hallway of her villa, or whatever, passes a mirror, catches a glimpse of herself, and the terror ensues:
"WHAT? What you lookin at bitch? you don't want none of this!! You ugly whore! Don't make me headbutt you!"
Uh oh Too Late
By i ate a smurf, on 2:55 PM
^^good one. love the visual..
By Anonymous, on 9:43 PM
Yeah, Patrick....shut the hell up you moron. You must have missed the Kanye outburst that was nothing more than an uncoherent rambling idiot. He jumped from one topic to the next with no pause or transition between thoughts. Then at the end, during a national telethon, he shouts out "Bush doesn't care about black people"! He is the moron to use a charity event for N.O. to spread his own political views. I hate Bush with a passion but I do not use what little air time I would get to make a lame rant about things kanye obviously knows nothing about.
Here is the clip...myers and tucker are so confused!!
http://www.filecabi.net/host/file/kanye-katrina/wmv
By K-Dawg, on 2:31 PM
2:31---------It was a disgrace to society, what the rapper did. He will pay.
By Anonymous, on 10:26 AM
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