Sean Penn is a screwup

63 Comments:

  • He looks like a member of Flock of Seagulls... or any other of those funny new wave groups from the 80s.

    By jake ryan, on 12:43 PM  

  • 24 rules. anyway he's stupid for that whole jude law thing.

    By Anonymous, on 12:53 PM  

  • Reason #72349 that I hate that rat bastard.

    By Esben, on 1:09 PM  

  • i like him

    By arcoiris, on 1:45 PM  

  • what jude law thing?

    By Anonymous, on 2:10 PM  

  • I take one look at that self-righteous bastard and wonder why we don't publicly burn people at the stake anymore. Maybe just half way burn him; long enough for other celebrities to get a whiff and stop thinking they matter in any way. Dance meat puppets. Dance.

    By Russ, on 2:44 PM  

  • he kind of looks like groucho in that pic.

    By i ate a smurf, on 3:03 PM  

  • or pepe la pue

    By Anonymous, on 3:33 PM  

  • Correct me if I am wrong, but itsn't what he is wearing, level II body armor. Look up bulletproof vest, and concealable. I believe that is what he is wearing and not a life jacket.

    coltonchris@yahoo.com

    By Anonymous, on 3:47 PM  

  • The current administration would have us believe NOBODY matters. Dance, meat puppets, dance!

    By Anonymous, on 4:19 PM  

  • Oh Sean. You are quite the dick.

    By Anonymous, on 5:26 PM  

  • I hate this fool. Too bad Team America wasn't real.

    By Bill, on 5:54 PM  

  • "The current administration would have us believe NOBODY matters"

    Seriously what the the hell does that mean?

    I'll give you the benefit of the doubt and assume 'NOBODY' means all the wonderful pieces of flesh that are courageously struggling for their own own survival by stealing 25" Zenith's from the local Wal-Mart. Which is probably why Sean Penn is really there; to get his royalties from any copies of Mystic River that might be floating around.

    By Russ, on 6:42 PM  

  • What a publicity whore:/

    By Anonymous, on 8:40 PM  

  • "I'll give you the benefit of the doubt and assume 'NOBODY' means all the wonderful pieces of flesh that are courageously struggling for their own own survival by stealing 25" Zenith's from the local Wal-Mart"

    you retard, don't you realize the whole city is UNDER WATER?? and you're worried about a few people stealing tv's? they've lost everything they ever had and many have had little or no food/privacy/etc. for like a week. a bit of looting from the richest store there is is the least america has to worry about.

    By Anonymous, on 9:31 PM  

  • blah blah blah. his brother is way cooler

    By Anonymous, on 10:14 PM  

  • Clearly Jeff Spicoli fancies himself a presidential contender at some point.

    Hey anon 9:31, grabbing food, water, clothes, essentials is no problem. People looting TV's kind of makes me wonder if they didn't evacuate specifically so they could loot. You see, most people just trying to survive aren't shooting at other people and they certainly aren't in the market for a fucking big screen, you dork.

    By Anonymous, on 10:51 PM  

  • Hmm. So, Russ - you don't like celebrities with opinions or the people in the areas affected by the hurricane? And why do you lash out when I was only agreeing with you? Why should any class of individuals have a right to knowing their opinions matter? Celebrities, cops, the homeless, women, bloggers, posters, Scientologists, firefighters, lawyers, you, me, or anyone but the party in charge? I'm with you, Russ! My country, right or wrong!!!
    Or perhaps you have a litmus test as to whom to disqualify? THAT would make a NEAT Amendment! Perhaps now that there are TWO seats on the Supreme Court open, we can make that a reality! HALLELUJAH!!!

    By 2ubesock Shakur, on 11:10 PM  

  • Check out this shot of Angelina and the black rapper Wyclef holding hands a few days ago:

    http://www.whudat.com/clicks/pages/angelina_wyclef.html

    LOL. Manwhore Angelina is cuckolding Brad already. Love it.

    Can't wait for Brad to realise that this whore has no idea how to behave. Jennifer never did this to him.

    My latest celebrity mag, this week's edition of New Weekly, big magazine in Australia, has those shots on the front cover with this heading:

    ANGELINA CHEATS ON BRAD.

    On the cover they have a shot of Angelina holding hands with Wyclef. And that shot of her looking at him like a bitch on heat i.e 2 large pics

    Inside Angelina is painted as a bitch and Brad as totally and utterly pussywhipped. Good on the editors of the magazine, called New Weekly, for picking up on what a whore she is.

    THe heading inside is "Angelina betrays Brad".

    The article also said that Brad had met with her dad, John Voigt behind her back and Angelina was FURIOUS.The article says that Brad is heartbroken that Angelina has publicly humiliated him.

    Let's face it, Jen would never have done anything like this. Angelina is starting to treat him like dirt. It must be boring for her to have lapdog Pitt panting at her heels all the time.

    The sparks are beginning folks - this is going to be a fun ride.

    Folks a treat for you - here's a link to a picture of the cover so that you can see it for yourselves. Priceless!:

    http://nw.ninemsn.com.au/section.aspx?sectionid=1217§ionname=insidehollywood

    http://nw.ninemsn.com.au/img/cover/nwcover3705capt.gif

    Quote: Ange betrays Brad - The smitten hunky actor is devastated as his sexy lover gets super-close to another man at a star-studded benefit concert in New York

    Hollywood hunk Brad Pitt has been left heartbroken after his new lover Angelina Jolie was caught openly flirting and gazing adoringly at reggae and hip-hop musician Wyclef Jean. The brunette tore the actor’s family dreams apart when she reportedly fell for the solo artist and former member of The Fugees at a Haitian Relief Benefit on Long Island in New York.

    The chemistry between the glamorous couple was said to be red-hot as Wyclef hit the stage in front of a star-studded crowd, which included actresses Lindsay Lohan and Meryl Streep and rock singer Jon Bon Jovi. But no-one was more into Wyclef’s performance than Ange, 30, who stunned onlookers by gazing lovingly at the singer. In fact, rarely did Ange’s gaze leave the musician as she danced seductively while making eyes at him on the dance floor.

    At one point, 32-year-old Wyclef even serenaded the mum-of-two and took a sip from her wine glass, the pair getting closer as the night went on. Away from the crowds, the Tomb Raider actress was spotted in a cosy moment with the music man as they strolled together hand-in-hand.

    --------------------------

    The slut's up to her old tricks and Brad is getting a taste of what's in store! Hopefully it will shock him enough to get him to wake up and get the hell out of there before she adopts another 5 kids!

    By Lemony Splickets, on 3:43 AM  

  • Sorry if I didn't pick up on the sarcasm right away. I've been watching too much coverage where people say that and mean it.

    By Russ, on 3:54 AM  

  • Assuming that Mr Penn has given up his acting career can we now expect him to turn up at disaster sites like a member of the Justice League. I know that Superman can manipulate vast amounts of solar energy to astounding affect but how can a mildly effeminate actor in a comic beard and moustache stem the tides of the great Mississip. From "Shanghai Suprise" to one of the Earths Mightiest Heroes, his mom must be proud.

    By masterblaster, on 6:27 AM  

  • "what jude law thing?"

    at that awards show chris rock hosted, chris rock made some harmless joke about jude law being in every movie that came out that year. sean penn got offended by it and went to protect jude law's honor because "he's a great actor." he couldn't even take a harmless joke. he was also offended by the joke against him in team america: world police and wrote a letter to trey parker about it saying "i've been to iraq, blah blah blah."

    By Anonymous, on 6:31 AM  

  • Really. Jeff Spicoli would have more sense than this guy.

    By damone, on 7:41 AM  

  • Is he wearing a bulletproof vest? What an ego! GO AWAY!

    By Anonymous, on 7:43 AM  

  • Actually, he needn't worry about being shot. He's too small a target.

    By Fred, on 8:06 AM  

  • Jesus christ "Lemony splickets"! Did you submit an article and it wasn't posted? Is that why you decided to post it here? First, it was a crappy story. Second, we get it...you like Jennifer better than Angelina. Finally, you suck at writing stories and you use "whore" way to much. God you suck!

    By Splickety Lemons, on 8:22 AM  

  • ^ I need to stop using whores too...

    By charlie sheen, on 8:31 AM  

  • Why not glean from more than ONE media source? What about the fact that most news sources hate Sean Pean for his politics and spin stories to show him in a bad light? Yeah, he had some boat troubles but the dude is putting himself out there, helping people, doing what others are not.

    By Anonymous, on 9:52 AM  

  • Yeah - He's putting himself out there with his entourage and his personal photographer. You stupid fuck.

    By Anonymous, on 9:55 AM  

  • Hands down this is the best thing I've seen in a long time. The stupid fuck deserves all he got.

    By Eric, on 10:00 AM  

  • If Sean Penn went to help without first issuing a press release and bringing his personal photographer to document all the "good" he is doing and yelling into a bullhorn, "I'm Sean Penn and I am here to help" and whatever else he is doing, if he simply allowed the media to notice him on their own without him drawing their attention to him, THEN I'd consider giving him some credit.

    But, he's didn't, plus he's not even doing a good job, so f' him.

    By Butterscotch Stallion, on 11:52 AM  

  • Go away, Lemony splickets, no one likes you.

    1. This is a post about Sean Penn.

    2. Yes, very reliable source, New Weekly... well done.

    3. Angelina is insanely hot and any man or woman in their right mind would dump their "significant other" to be with her. The only people who like and "support" Jennifer Aniston are fat, middle-aged house wives, who enjoy movies like Sleepless in Seattle, and have subscriptions to Good Housekeeping... people who enjoy sex are the people who like Angelina Jolie.

    Piss off.

    By Anonymous, on 11:56 AM  

  • Yeah, f*** him. Chevy Chase would have done a better job as Clark Griswald. Dont try to sell Penn as the great humanitarian, the only people who appreciate his comical efforts are his fellow Hollywood illuminati. And what the f*** do they know, what we dont see in these shots of Penn are his cadre of bitches serving him ice cold perrier and servicing his tiny cock. You are out of your depth Penn, go back to leaching the limelight off your tinseltown toaddies.

    By masterblaster, on 12:05 PM  

  • In addition, Penn would have made more of a humanitarian effort is he had hired and Huey and flown around New Orleans clutching an M60 and firing at the people below.
    "Git some!!!, git some!!!".

    By masterblaster, on 12:15 PM  

  • Sean Penn seems very unfun to hang around. Very.

    By Anonymous, on 12:23 PM  

  • He's an idiot. hello, he proved that with madonna

    By Anonymous, on 3:25 PM  

  • ^ Yeah, by marrying her.

    By Fred, on 3:41 PM  

  • You know you have problems and a twisted sence of humor when you marry madonna

    By Anonymous, on 3:47 PM  

  • You fucking hypocritical right-wing assholes make me want to puke. If Sean Penn had done nothing, all we'd hear from you idiots is "America-hating Hollywood can't be bothered to help out in a time of need; they're too self-centered, etc." At least he tried, which is more than can be said for Condi Rice, who went on a shoe-shopping spree in NY. Or for Cheney, who was apparently too busy mansion-hunting to give a damn.

    By Anonymous, on 9:48 PM  

  • ^Yeah I know. Not to mention that son-of-a-bitch Bill O'Reilly who spent the Labor Day weekend in his solid gold boxers eating bowl after bowl of diamond crunch cereal (the only cereal made with real diamonds).

    Sean Penn could have silently donated money to the tragedy in New Orleans like the millions of others in America who have done it already, but that wouldn't have gotten him ANY publicity and he couldn't have made this a partisan issue. Bravo for him, he obviously gives two shits about the people in need and not his pathetic fucking career.

    By Anonymous, on 5:02 AM  

  • ^ Nice sarcasm there (and i'm not being sarcastic).

    To the post above: if sean penn had done nothing I wouldn't have even thought about him, or about hollywood for that matter; there were - gasp - more important things to think about.

    Nobody expects hollywood to come in aid of serious disaster zones. Yet, they have a funny way of always bringing themselves into everything, don't they?
    Gee, I wonder why that is? (now I AM being sarcastic)

    By Fred, on 8:00 AM  

  • And don't even get me started on that fat bitch Oprah. Image all the resources getting pulled away to make her ass as comfortable as possible.

    By Anonymous, on 8:05 AM  

  • Hey, I voted for Kerry but that doesn't make Sean Penn any less of a self-involved asshole.

    By Butterscotch Stallion, on 10:52 AM  

  • I wish I could be more involved in my asshole.

    By judge reinhold, on 4:11 PM  

  • oh my gosh. he's on cnn with larry king live right now looking sooo arrogant.

    By Anonymous, on 6:13 PM  

  • >>You fucking hypocritical right-wing assholes make me want to puke. If Sean Penn had done nothing, all we'd hear from you idiots is "America-hating Hollywood can't be bothered to help out in a time of need; they're too self-centered, etc." At least he tried, which is more than can be said for Condi Rice, who went on a shoe-shopping spree in NY. Or for Cheney, who was apparently too busy mansion-hunting to give a damn.

    Why is everyone on here who doesn't lick Sean Penn's balls a right wing asshole? You, my idiot friend, are missing the point.

    Sean Penn didn't try to do shit, other than get his face on a newspaper. He was more concerned with toting his entourage around to tell him how great he was. Unfortunately for the folks in NO, rescuers had to bail out Penn and his crew.

    You'd think at least one of the dumbasses would know to plug the drain hole.

    By Darth Syphilis, on 8:28 PM  

  • These hurricane victims are probably jumping for joy right now at the thought of all these dumbass celebrities giving them millions. It's going to be like they've won the lottery.

    They are going to be queuing up with their hands out salivating at the thought of the cash which they'll use to shoot into their arms and have another ten kids each since all they seem to do is reproduce more trash like themselves.

    I hope they are handing out birth control at the Texas aerodome.

    These people are real lowlifes. Even the Tsunami victims in South East Asia didn't seize the opportunity to loot and rape.

    It's a pity more of them didn't die I say. Good riddance.

    By Barbara, on 3:22 AM  

  • Barbara, you need help. Just hope that one day you're not in need of other people's charity.

    By Anonymous, on 7:39 AM  

  • Give the guy a break gesh.

    By Anonymous, on 9:42 AM  

  • ^ That's not what this site is about, gesh.

    By Anonymous, on 11:56 AM  

  • There are some real racits on this site!!!

    By Anonymous, on 12:58 PM  

  • 3:43 a.m Get a update on that. Brad and Anmgelina are planning there wedding now.

    By Anonymous, on 3:56 PM  

  • Angelina Jolie is a whore who goes to third world countries to BUY BABIES because with her background of cutting, heroin abuse, stays in insane asylums and kissing her brother as well as hiring a hit man to kill herself NO ADOPTION AGENCY IN A FIRST WORLD COUNTRY WOULD GIVE HER A KID.

    She adopts third world kids because she couldn't get a white baby even if she tried.

    I hope the sick bitch is infertile from her cutting and heroin abuse. And as for Brad, well we all know that pot smoking reduces a man's fertility.

    No wonder Jen couldn't get pregnant - he's probably shooting blanks.

    By Melanie M, on 8:18 PM  

  • 8:18 I HAVE SEEN YOUR SAME LAME COMMENT ON EVERY BLOG. STOP TALKING TO YOURSELF. THIS ISNT ANGELINA JOLIE HERE.


    SEAN PENN IS ALSO A PRODUCER.

    By Anonymous, on 9:04 PM  

  • 8:18 What are you posting? This is not about the Angelina Jolie. You must learning how to post, your comment sucked. SP was never a good actor.

    By Anonymous, on 11:14 AM  

  • Shes one sick lady, posting on ever site the same lies. Sean P. made a few good movies.

    By Anonymous, on 11:16 AM  

  • 11:56-----Do you know what the article is about? ok thought not.

    By Anonymous, on 1:01 PM  

  • miss thang go away, with your lame comments everywhere on every post. You go by alot of names. We know who you are..........SP sucks.

    By Anonymous, on 1:19 PM  

  • Sean is brave.

    By Anonymous, on 4:48 PM  

  • Hah, that's awesome that if you tear Sean Penn for being a shit actor and a shit blowhard, you are automatically a right wing Cheney knob gobbler. He's a shitty actor and if you mock him (which is what movie stars are for) then you must be a Mel Gibson loving Hugo Chavez asassinator.

    By Anonymous, on 11:37 PM  

  • The American people have the President they deserve.

    You elected him you bozos!

    Now look at the mess you are in. The way Hurricane Katrina was handled made you look like Bangladesh - Hey in fact Bangladesh even donated money to help YOU GUYS out!!

    Ha Ha. You guys are a joke.

    In the meantime the war on Iraq is costing you hundreds of millions of dollars a day. How are you going to pay for it you fools!!!

    Bush has turned out to be a nightmare but you elected him you fools! And why do only half the country turn out at elections. Where are the other half and why don't they vote. Idiots!

    Hope you are enjoying your amazing President.

    PS: How are you guys going to pay for the Iraq war which is likely to go on for another 5 years by which time the great United States of America will be bankrupt.

    Will you guys all be waving your flags and singing the star spangled banner then?

    Morons.

    By Elvis, on 3:49 AM  

  • ^ Pffft, ha ha ha!

    We Americans don't have to bend over and present our assholes for a reaming or our wives to give a blowjob every time someone with a fucking royal title like prince charles or queen elizabeth or some other titled inbred freak shows up!

    It seems you people enjoy the taste of shit because you've been licking the assholes of people who look down at you and laugh at you for so damn long and haven't had the courage to do a damn thing about it. Ha ha ha, wimps. You're getting what you deserve.

    We Americans can change our leader. You're stuck with yours for the rest of your fucking lives; AND you even have to pay for them!

    Who look like the "morons" now, dipshit?

    ..and don't call yourself "elvis" while trashing America, you gutless little hypocrite.

    By george washington jr., on 4:28 AM  

  • SP is one of the greatest actors of our generation, ask any one of the major movie critics. No, the dude who writes reviews for Thrasher magazine doesn't count.

    "Mel Gibson loving Hugo Chavez asassinator"? Whatever. It's your political party and your religion, not mine.

    By Anonymous, on 10:04 PM  

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