Honestly people, what's wrong? You all act like this is the first time you've ever seen a soul-sucking alien sex robot zombie ALL Y0UR 8A$E 4RE B3L0N9 +0 US
This settles a bet. Before, I argued it simply wasn't possible to be skeletal AND have a goiter that, in turn, has cellulite.
Barbara Bush springs to mind, with her untold microsystems feeding in her bags and folds. But even she's over 40 and portly.
So I lose 20 bucks. But my scheme to bag David Beckham has a sweet, sacred ray of hope shining on it. David baby, I think it's really foxy when you lower those standards enough to let me in. Oh yeah baby. Just let me and my witness in...
She is something scary to look at... who poses in their car like that. The person that said she's sad to look at because she's so insecure with herself was right.
I just heard that Child Services have raided Angelina's apartment in New York City and found her having sex with Brad.
Apparently there have been reports of her tattooing Zahara, cutting in front of the kids (and I'm not talking about any birthday cake), shooting heroin again and contemplating checking herself into an insane asylum. They found a bondage dungeon in the second bedroom where she has been pussywhipping Brad. That must be why he's walking around behind her like a lapdog with his tongue hanging out.
Anyway they've taken Maddox and Zahara away and the last I heard they are being auctioned off on EBay to the highest bidder.
8:44 seems desperate for attention to. Read the article, nothing about Brad, Angie or Jen. You have made the same commets on every post,sad. You must have no life.
Beckham shouldn't have married a shrimpy little troll like that, he should have hooked up with some incredible female athlete like Perdita Felicien and then the children could've come out as amazing uber athlete babies.
Looks like someone calling for an SOS from the French Quarter bar that never closes in New Orleans. God I hope they get to her before her next double dirty vodka martini.
Before nobody was saying anything about her at least now look how much comments she gets, for celebrities the most important thing is to get a lot of attention and get it!! Plus on theses pics she's out after an Elle photoshoot & i see the Elle pix & they are beautifull!!
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Crazy! I didn't know she was black.
By Anonymous, on 8:56 AM
Dear... God... Almighty... What is THAT?!
I thought she was truly beautiful back in the Spice Girl days. But THIS?! This is just wrong.
Come back to Earth, Victoria. You can't honestly believe Becks finds that attractive!
By Anonymous, on 9:08 AM
ass of an incan mummy - now that's funny
By Anonymous, on 9:16 AM
It looks like she's in one of those machines astronauts and pilots get spun around in real fast.
By Fred, on 9:23 AM
Who gave her the stupid idea to suck in her cheeks like that?
Feel sorry seeing how insecure she is.
By mick, on 9:34 AM
Brendon: Love the "pople of earth" rant! U make me chuckle water out of my nose! AND ALL over my desk! Thank you indeed!
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By Anonymous, on 9:55 AM
She looks like that aliean woman form Mars Attack that started to kill people in the White House.
By Anonymous, on 10:05 AM
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! That is scary!
By Anonymous, on 10:07 AM
She reminds me of a melted Barbie-doll head. But more like Drag-Queen Barbie
By Nikki, on 10:17 AM
Honestly, I don't think we want to see hi res versions of these pics. I mean, these were frightening enough, hi res ones might put me in a coma.
By Butterscotch Stallion, on 10:18 AM
Honestly people, what's wrong? You all act like this is the first time you've ever seen a soul-sucking alien sex robot zombie ALL Y0UR 8A$E 4RE B3L0N9 +0 US
By Jesse Custer, on 10:22 AM
hahahaha she is so repulsivo
By Anonymous, on 10:22 AM
ha ha ha so damn funny oh and true! which makes it funnier! yikes! that bitch is melting!
Cherry
By Anonymous, on 10:49 AM
she looks kind of hot in the last one.
By Anonymous, on 11:07 AM
tHE LAST ONE, she looks good, but the rest are ugly, ugly, ugly, barf, barf.
By Anonymous, on 12:07 PM
One of these pictures is on the cover of a UK gossip rag with the headline "Sad & Gaunt" over it.
Pretty apt, no?
By ezra, on 12:57 PM
Scary Spice never looked this scary.
By Anonymous, on 1:45 PM
Whoever wrote this - thank you : ) You made me laugh for 10 minutes straight. Brilliant writing.
By Anonymous, on 2:07 PM
That second pic really doesn't even look human. God what is wrong with her!
By Anonymous, on 2:22 PM
"What? You don't think my lips look natural?"
By Anonymous, on 5:58 PM
This settles a bet. Before, I argued it simply wasn't possible to be skeletal AND have a goiter that, in turn, has cellulite.
Barbara Bush springs to mind, with her untold microsystems feeding in her bags and folds. But even she's over 40 and portly.
So I lose 20 bucks. But my scheme to bag David Beckham has a sweet, sacred ray of hope shining on it. David baby, I think it's really foxy when you lower those standards enough to let me in. Oh yeah baby. Just let me and my witness in...
By Anonymous, on 6:43 PM
...The poshest Incan mummy ass your likes will ever see! Get the facts straight. Losers.
You're just jealous cause you can't afford Incan mummy ass grafts. Losers.
By Anonymous, on 7:59 PM
She is something scary to look at... who poses in their car like that. The person that said she's sad to look at because she's so insecure with herself was right.
By phoenix, on 2:04 PM
mommy my tummy hurts
By i ate a smurf, on 4:35 PM
STOP PRESS:
I just heard that Child Services have raided Angelina's apartment in New York City and found her having sex with Brad.
Apparently there have been reports of her tattooing Zahara, cutting in front of the kids (and I'm not talking about any birthday cake), shooting heroin again and contemplating checking herself into an insane asylum. They found a bondage dungeon in the second bedroom where she has been pussywhipping Brad. That must be why he's walking around behind her like a lapdog with his tongue hanging out.
Anyway they've taken Maddox and Zahara away and the last I heard they are being auctioned off on EBay to the highest bidder.
By Mark Smith, on 8:28 PM
^ The Jennifer Aniston PR blitz needs to quit spraying stuff that doesn't pertain to the thread on this site and on socialitelife.com
It doesn't make anyone else look bad, it makes your client look desperately self aware and unclever.
By Anonymous, on 8:44 PM
She looks freaky!!
By Anonymous, on 10:12 PM
:D brendan, you're fuckin' hilarious, and always dead on
By Anonymous, on 11:38 PM
^Anon 8:44, I agree. Unfortunately, the Anjelina Jolie/Brad Pitt PR blitz is just as bad here, if not worse.
"Can't we all just get along?"
By Anonymous, on 5:47 AM
8:44 seems desperate for attention to. Read the article, nothing about Brad, Angie or Jen. You have made the same commets on every post,sad. You must have no life.
By Anonymous, on 6:51 AM
holy shit.........i just....i just dont know what to say.
By Anonymous, on 11:29 AM
She looks all plastic.
By Anonymous, on 11:52 AM
I think she has a goiter... she needs more salt in her diet.
By Anonymous, on 11:12 PM
Beckham shouldn't have married a shrimpy little troll like that, he should have hooked up with some incredible female athlete like Perdita Felicien and then the children could've come out as amazing uber athlete babies.
By Anonymous, on 8:05 AM
She's always been a dog -- it's amazing what a couple of pounds of make up and a trowel can do.
By Anonymous, on 8:41 AM
Looks like someone calling for an SOS from the French Quarter bar that never closes in New Orleans. God I hope they get to her before her next double dirty vodka martini.
By bh, on 10:04 AM
a trowel...haha!
By i ate a smurf, on 12:13 PM
and i thought michael looked like barbie...wow
By Anonymous, on 12:32 AM
what's the problem? she's fucking hot as hell! these pictures only prove that!
By Anonymous, on 10:59 AM
she's only as hot as hell in the sense that her face looks melted from the inferno.
By Anonymous, on 11:04 AM
Holy shit, I was right all along, shes showing signs of decay already.
By Anonymous, on 5:12 PM
...and she's emitting a green, radioactive glow.
By Anonymous, on 5:18 PM
I WOULD STILL FUCK HER TILL SHE WALKED FUNNY
By Anonymous, on 7:23 PM
are you crazy? i´d rather fuck an incan mummy
By Anonymous, on 6:47 AM
i would use that extra skin to hang on to as i ride her from behind.. Yeee ~ Haaaa !!!!
By Anonymous, on 7:04 PM
That, my friends, is some scary ass plastic surgery. High amounts of UV damage from laying around the beach in a Xanax fog doesn't help either.
By Anonymous, on 8:41 AM
Before nobody was saying anything about her at least now look how much comments she gets, for celebrities the most important thing is to get a lot of attention and get it!! Plus on theses pics she's out after an Elle photoshoot & i see the Elle pix & they are beautifull!!
By Anonymous, on 1:16 AM
y cant the press just leave her alone!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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