Kirsten Dunst is a self-important bitch
People sometimes wonder why we hate Kirsten Dunst so much. This story from Contact Music should help:"Kirsten Dunst insists she was the perfect choice to play MARIE-ANTOINETTE in a new biopic of the tragic French queen - because they have shared similar life experiences. And while Dunst admits she's wary of how critics will receive the SOFIA COPPOLA-directed movie, she's certain she shares a lot of similarities with the young royal.
The way that I grew up, starting so young, working on movie sets and being with all these older people - I could really relate to having people around you who always want something."
To be fair, there are some eerie similarities quickly found in any online bio. This from the first line on Wikipedia:
- "Marie Antoinette was Queen of France and Archduchess of Austria. She was the daughter of the Holy Roman Emperor Francis I and his wife Empress Maria Theresa, wife of Louis XVI, and mother of Louis XVII."
- "Kirsten Caroline Dunst was born in Point Pleasant, New Jersey. She is an American actress of German and Swedish descent. Her name is pronounced 'KEER-sten,' not 'KUR-sten'."
But wait, there's more:
- "As a child, Maria Antonia met the young child genius Wolfgang Amadeus Mozart. He performed a short musical concert for the Imperial Family."
- "As a child, Dunst appeared in a 1988 episode of Saturday Night Live, she played the role of President George H.W. Bush's granddaughter, in a sketch where Dana Carvey acted as President Bush."
- "(Antoinette's) future husband, the Dauphin Louis-Auguste was shy, awkward and distant. He was only a year older than she was and had no sexual or romantic relationships to prepare him for dealing with his fiancee. The marriage was not consummated that night. Rather, it seems that no one had explained to either Louis or Marie Antoinette what they were supposed to do on their wedding night."
- "Kirsten Dunst is currently dating hottie Jake Gyllenhaal."
- "Marie Antoinette's magnificent gown was ordered from the fashion house of Paris's most exclusive designer, Rose Bertin ... but she had grown frail ..."
- Kirsten Dunst wore a Les Miserables shirt one time and hugs people like she's Mr. Burns.
- "Marie Antoinette went down in history as shallow, weak, self-indulgent and stupid..."
- Kirsten Dunst compared herself to Marie Antoinette.
53 Comments:
Yeah, fuck Dunst. Used to fancy her a bit, since reading this blog I gone right off her, she makes puke come into my mouth. Wait...you brainwashing motherfuckers!!!!!!
By masterblaster, on 9:40 AM
"Hugs like Mr. Burns". HA!
I love Brendon.
By Nikki, on 9:44 AM
She's stupid
By Anonymous, on 9:52 AM
ahahahha thats some funny shit
By Anonymous, on 9:55 AM
anyone else notice her and jake are sporting matching shoes? her teeth scare me
By Anonymous, on 10:09 AM
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By masterblaster, on 10:12 AM
What's up with her eyes. She always looks like she's about to fall asleep. Creepy.
By KattyKatFlash, on 10:14 AM
I was one of the first Kirsten Dunst haters, ever since I saw Interview with the Vampire. And it only makes me more happy to see that this is turning into a major anti-Dunst movement!!!!
MUAHAHAHAHA!!!
By Anonymous, on 10:22 AM
She has to be the ugliest HOllywood "hot" chick out there.
By That Dude, on 10:26 AM
hahahah hugs people like she is mr burns
i love you brendon
By Anonymous, on 10:41 AM
Holy cow, she's wearing a bra!
But the tits still hang low. She needs to learn about support.
By Anonymous, on 10:49 AM
What are you talking about? You can't even tell that she has tits in these pics.
By Butterscotch Stallion, on 12:00 PM
Ever since I've seen her compared to a troll on this site, I can't see her any other way. She does look exactly like a troll.
But I thought she was great in Interview with a Vampire. She was too young to 'hate' then.
By Anonymous, on 12:26 PM
I'll bet she stinks.
By Nathan, on 1:50 PM
Brilliant post, man, brilliant.
It seems hate brings out the best in you. Maybe, soon, it can be turned into love, goooooo...
By Fred, on 2:03 PM
I used to be opposed to plastic surgery but ever since seeing kristen dunst in photos and movies(most of all in spiderman 2 where she so badly needs a bra)I think it's ok to make an exception for her so she can get a breast lift and implants while she's at it
By Anonymous, on 3:17 PM
Gawd I love her! *screw you bitchez*
By Anonymous, on 3:27 PM
Is it just me, or has Kirsten pulled a Lohan recently? She's looking awfully gaunt in these pics.
This was a brilliant post, by the way!
By Anonymous, on 3:36 PM
Funny how despite their massively different beginnings, the two will end up going down in history for exactly the same things.
By colin, on 6:04 PM
Not sure why Brendon hates KD so much, but don't really care, since it makes for such hilarious reading ... Brilliant!
By Anonymous, on 7:26 PM
she is rather smug; her smugness reminds me of gywenth. and jake is so freakin hot. what were we talking about again? oh yeah. she's a snob.
By linda, on 9:45 PM
i always look at her and am reminded of a 60 year-old toothless homeless crack-whore who hangs out on the corner sucking dick for another fix. i mean, really...look at her, the imagination doesn't have to go far for that one.
By Anonymous, on 10:25 PM
i still like her, but thats ok, the more you hate her, the more kEErsten for me!
By glitch, on 4:04 AM
Keersten Dunstbin.
By bredlap, on 1:28 PM
I was watching spiderman(1)and she looked pretty in that one. what the hell happened in that last 3 years? Plus, did anyone see the cover of spiderman2? They airbrushed the crap out of her!!
It made the emancipation of mimi cover look like it had been barely retouched.
By Anonymous, on 5:37 PM
I too dislike Kirsten Dunst and have since Interview with a Vampire. I am glad to finally know others agree.
By Anonymous, on 7:22 AM
LOL BEST POST EVER
By Anonymous, on 3:24 PM
LOL!
By Anonymous, on 1:03 PM
She is just another fucking cunt whore actor like the rest of them futhermuckers. If she didn;t take it in the ass and in the moth like all good whores do, then she would be just another worthless cunt whore.
By Anonymous, on 12:00 AM
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By Anonymous, on 12:58 AM
Her teeth look like jigsaw puzzle pieces...
... I'd still hit it though.
By iputitinher, on 9:17 AM
u people are not funny,u are sad and slightly nuts,do us a favour and shut-up or or ill tell the king on yez,FUCK THE POLICE. HOORAY!
By KING HARRY, on 3:38 PM
^ eat shit, troll.
By Anonymous, on 4:13 PM
You are all pretty pathetic you know...
By Anonymous, on 4:24 PM
i hate dunst's creepy baby teeth and stoned eyes.
also her anorexic body and bleachblonde hair. the fake blonde thing was hot for about 2 years, ok?! then EVERYBODY did it, and now it's lame.
and why does EVERYBODY in hollywood have to be grossly lanky like paris hilton? Lindsay lohan went from hot busty redhead to gross skinny blonde in a matter of months!
By Spanky, on 9:21 PM
As long as she keeps lettin' her tits pop out, I don't care what you say about her. P.S. Her baby-teeth creep me out too.
By Anonymous, on 9:30 PM
we were laughing like bastards. humored, parent-less bastards.
By Anonymous, on 10:09 PM
http://www.penny-arcade.com/images/2004/20040716l.jpg
By Anonymous, on 3:27 AM
She is rich and famous, she looks alot better than some of the actress i have seen.
By Anonymous, on 10:07 AM
i hate that stupid bitch she ruined spiderman for me she is ugly and pale
By Anonymous, on 11:07 AM
She rocks.
By Anonymous, on 11:47 AM
Kirsten gives me a biggie.
By Carlos, on 1:06 AM
Her teeth are like corn
By Anonymous, on 1:37 PM
No. Kirsten Dunst is a [strike]self-[/strike]important goddess. Play nice.
By Anonymous, on 1:38 PM
Clever...Very clever
By Anonymous, on 3:00 PM
goddamn i hate her. she is looking gaunt as of recent. i hate the fact that my husband has a thing for her....how?! she's not attractive and she is too flat chested.
By Anonymous, on 4:36 PM
I'll choke her.
By Anonymous, on 5:06 PM
She is so fine.
By Anonymous, on 9:42 AM
"I'll choke her." said a previous commenter. Is that a threat or a boast about your member? Whichever: it's puerile and not funny. The standard of debate here is poor.
By Anonymous, on 11:39 AM
I cant believe you had time to create this shit. It makes my day!
By Jimmy Neutron, on 1:31 PM
I like to talk about stool.
By Fecal McStool, on 6:37 PM
I still don't get the hatred. The only thing I don't like about her is her comments on politics (which most people here would probably be the only thing you like about her). What has she done that is awful? I would kill to look like her and I think she's a tremendous actress. Please don't bash...I'm just asking an honest question because I read all the rags but can't comprehend the hatred.
By B, on 9:34 AM
I really can't understand why she is choosen to be Marie Antoinette. She is not beautiful, far from graceful, not talented, self centred, inartistic, with no dress sense nor she has fair eyes for beauty - a total opposite to the French Queen.
Not only I am disappoinated that KD plays Marie Antoinette, I am as well disappoinated about how the film is set up. Has history changed completely??
I bet KD does not speak anymore French apart from "Merci".
Am glad that i found this blog, I'd have been exploded should I haven't. Call me Marie Antoinette's fan if you wish but the least thing I want to see is this movie being played.
By Anonymous, on 7:04 PM
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