Paris Hilton is a slut
Radar Online is reporting that unrepentant slut Paris Hilton isn't letting her upcoming wedding stand in the way of her whoreing. Sources say Hilton has been seen way too much with Scott Storch, the hip-hop producer behind her upcoming debut album. According to Radar, the couple that they've dubbed Sleazy and Dopey, were first seen... two weeks ago when Storch squired the heiress to the VMAs - with her devoted fiance nowhere in sight. "They were holding hands the whole time in Miami and were all over each other," says one observer. But chatter about the celebutante's straying ways reached fever pitch at this Saturday's Play Station Portable fashion show in New York. "He was wearing those tinted wrap-around shades he always has on and a shiny suit, like some extra from Carlito's Way," says the source. "All the paparazzi wanted to take his picture because they know he's her boyfriend."
In Paris Hilton's defense, this guy is pretty dreamy. Here they are together at a Hurricane Katrina fundraiser 3 days ago. Sure, she's engaged, but this guy is just poured into that suit. How could she not sleep with him. I'm all man, but I started to edit these pictures and I had no intention of taking my clothes off, but, look, there they are, on the floor.
74 Comments:
he is so butt ugly
By Anonymous, on 10:04 AM
Dreamy? Good lord no.
By Anonymous, on 10:21 AM
This guy is hidious! No style, looks like a mentally challenged person, and he is doing a whore.
By Stu, on 10:21 AM
He totally looks like a woman dressed as a man. A manly looking woman, but very womanly. Or maybe its a man posing as a woman posing as a man. I'm so confused.
By Anonymous, on 10:33 AM
He looks like Mike Myer's 'Sprockets' or 'Deiter' or whatever his name was.
By Heathaaa, on 10:34 AM
If he is sleeping with her, he can expect his penis to fall off in about 2 to 3 weeks. Did I say "fall" I meant "rot"
By Anonymous, on 10:48 AM
What a homo. Nice shades, 8 Ball.
By Anonymous, on 11:05 AM
GD!! he's so effing UGLY and SHMARMY!!!! and so is she so i guess it works.
By Heygirrrl, on 11:11 AM
okay so he's not that attractive..who knows he may have a stunning personality? But other than that....OF COURSE PARIS IS BANGING HER PRODUCER HOW IN THE HELL DO YOU EXPECT HER TO GET AN ALBUM OUT IF SHE"S NOT BANGING THE PRODUCER!!!!!!
By come and get it, on 11:20 AM
Actually, I think he might be prettier than she is, especially with the right makeup. He has very feminine lips.
She's a skank. She probably bought that ring for herself.
By Anonymous, on 11:34 AM
As if Paris had standards to begin with.
By Anonymous, on 11:36 AM
wait i dont understand- why does everyone say she is a slut? just bc of that tape? i mean i know she is gross but i dont get who she has f-ed that people say she is SUCH a slut
By Anonymous, on 11:55 AM
She is hot.
By Anonymous, on 12:30 PM
I'd nail her. I mean, I'd wear a condom or three, but I'd nail her.
And be honest: So would you.
By Anonymous, on 12:44 PM
she is such a skank. but its hillarious to watch. you know her mom wants to beat her ass out of public.
By Anonymous, on 12:54 PM
I really don't think she's sleeping with him. She's enamored with his musical talents. It's a creative partnership. Paris is engaged! Geez...She's not gonna go whoreing around like that.
And also, Scott is NOT wearing a suit. It is a BLAZER with jeans.
I mean, she's got a very flirtatious personality. I'm sure any man who comes in contact with her want to get with her.
But we can sit here forever like a bunch of pathetic losers, discussing if she's banging him or not...But frankly it's none of our businesses and it doesn't really matter does it.
By Some Girl, on 1:04 PM
Ugh, he looks rather slimy to me. Perfect date for her :)
By Anonymous, on 1:15 PM
that is the skeeziest man, second only to k-fed. what an ass-ugly dog!
By Anonymous, on 1:33 PM
To "some-girl":
Yes, we are sitting around like a bunch of losers discussing who Paris is banging... however... YOU are discussing her, as well.
So piss off.
By Anonymous, on 1:42 PM
hey some girl, YOU ARE AN IDIOT.
Sure we are sitting around bashing whoreface mcgee but you are defending her! That is just sick.
All signs point to slut with paris.. point blank.... but here you come in defending this slut that you don't even know. She would point at you and laugh if she ever saw you on the street. If you walked over to talk to her she would call you ugly, flip her hair, turn on her heels and walk away laughing with her friends.
YOU are the pathetic loser. Paris Hilton HATES you. She could care less if you are alive or not.... unless you are a dude, cause then she would suck you off.... but I am pretty sure you are not a dude.... but you ARE a loser.
loser
By Anonymous, on 1:53 PM
isn't 'some girl' pulling our leg? she just has to be. if not, that is one of THE stupidest comments i have ever read.
By Anonymous, on 2:08 PM
When will people with penis' realize that Paris Hilton is not attractive, nor is the thought of genital warts.
All it takes is for me to wear a diamonique pinky ring, a pair of blue blockers, and an overbite that a retarded kid would envy (see the last picture) to bag rich sluts, then look for me with Ivanka in next weeks gossip pages ...
By Nic, on 2:10 PM
1) This guy's head looks like a penis
2) Her hair looks gross
3) If you're engaged and know there's a million photographers around, why would you go after someone else? 'Cause you're an attention-seeking whore? Oh... okay, then.
By Anonymous, on 2:19 PM
Shit, Brendon, you are one punkass fairy!
By Fred, on 2:51 PM
You know, this guy looks so sleazy and like such a caricature that he's actually kind of interesting.
He's managing to get more attention and comments than Paris. Surely, that counts for something.
By sangine, on 3:08 PM
To all the over-sensitive whining assholes, notice what I said earlier:
"But WE can sit here forever like a bunch of pathetic losers, discussing if she's banging him or not"
Yes, I was including MYSELF in this too. I am discussing her just like you. So, shut the fuck up and RELAX.
I don't know Paris Hilton from a pebble on the beach. And she doesn't know me. So why in the hell should I judge her? Scott Storch is a very talented producer and musician, who's worked very hard to get to where he is. So you can say he's ugly all you want. He's the one going home to his mansion on the hills and his fat bank account and his fun, interesting life that doesn't involve bashing celebrities online.
So put that in your pipe and smoke it!
By Some girl, on 3:14 PM
Nip slip in the last pic
By Anonymous, on 3:30 PM
Some girl:
You're a pathetic star-fucking, celebrity worshipping ass. Don't pretend to deny it by playing humble now.
This site is precisely about trashing and judging celebrities. How much of a fucking moron do you have to be to come here and whine - yes, you're the whiner - about how we shouldn't "judge" people we don't know and blah blah blah. Yeah, thanks for that fucking pearl of 7th grade wisdom. You've really opened my eyes.
The fact you think this producer guy must be having a "fun, interesting life" just because he's rich and lives in a mansion proves not only that you are the pathetic celebrity worshipper that I say you are but that you're also incredibly naive, and deeply insecure and unsure about the value of your own life.
Here's my little pearl of wisdom for you: fame and fortune do not mean a God damned thing. They never have and never ever will. Any mildly intelligent celebrity will tell you exactly the same.
If you want to comment about loftier things than who's banging who, go elsewhere. Here, either make the effort to write something light and funny or shut up.
By some guy, on 3:54 PM
That's not a nip-slip...close, but no cigar...
Hey some guy, obviously this site is about trashing celebrities; you don't have to write an essay explaining why it trashes celebrities, where the celebrities originate from, and how they came to be a topic of conversation. Geez, let it go.
By Anonymous, on 4:09 PM
"Paris Hilton is a slut"
...And this is news?
By Anonymous, on 4:14 PM
He looks cliche sleazy.... THe sweatiness, The pinky Ring!! AND THE SUIT!! Justall!YELLS SLEAZY!!! LOL I can see her marring that!!
By Anonymous, on 4:36 PM
judge? excuse me, if i had a penis, and some greasy little rat was clinging to my fiancee.. i'd pretty pissed off. look at the way he is touching her. friends don't touch friends like that, no matter how "posh" they want to appear.
By Anonymous, on 5:10 PM
well, okay, the way she is touching him.
By Anonymous, on 5:11 PM
Dude looks like a lady...
By Anonymous, on 5:25 PM
Some guy:
Firstly, relax, calm down and take a deep breath. There... Feel better?
No? Well, who gives a rat's ass.The point is,
Scott Storch is living a really fucking interesting life- he's producing records for just about every major artist out there and making a fine living doing it. If you don't consider that sort of existence interesting, then I'm not sure what your criteria for "interesting" is. You sound like you have pretty low self-esteem. I suggest you take up a hobby or something.
I have nothing against making fun of celebs.
It's fun and obviously led me here. But I came on here and every other word is "slut" "whore" "skank." It was jarring, and as a woman I take offense to it. Especially some pimply ass loser dude making comments like that. Paris Hilton has a sexuality, like a gazzillion other people. If she were a man, no one would be batting an eyelash at any of her behavior.
And by the way, fame and fortune obviously mean plenty. Ask any has-been celebrity and they'll tell you.
By Some girl, on 5:51 PM
you're acting like this is a personal attack against yourself. what, are you some stupid slut too? :/ regardless of whether or not he is filthy rich and awesome and OMGCKEWLIES~~!!!!11, they're hanging on one another like they were actually a couple. i don't know who honestly touches their friend like that if they weren't a silly ho, but then paris is so i guess it's okay.
but maybe he's gay. then it'd be okay.
By Anonymous, on 6:46 PM
HE IS HOMO from the word GO...that last picture says "I AM A FAG"
By Anonymous, on 6:49 PM
Some girl = ass sucking star worshiping wanna be PR hack. LOL LOL LOL! Life - get one!
By Eartha, on 7:38 PM
No, Some girl life is not all about fame and celebrity. Trust me experienced and seasoned industry people who have been in the public eye will tell you that the learning opportunities they have during their celebrity lead them to a much different conclusion. However, you come across as under educated and naive, so I would suspect you still have stars in your eyes and you are unaware of this truth about our short lives. No one (other than very close family or friends) gives a shit about you five minutes after you are gone from this Earth.
By Gaia, on 7:54 PM
Gaia, correction:
I never said "life is ALL ABOUT fame and celebrity." That would be preposterous.
I said "fame and fortune obviously mean plenty." Plenty, or in other words- a lot or significantly. No one in the free world would argue that fame and fortune are significant aspects of our lives. Why else then entire websites would be dedicated to the famous and rich ones. And why else then jealous people post scathing remarks? You get my point...
We all aspire to a successful and comfortable life. Success has many levels. OF COURSE, you don't need to be rich and famous to lead a happy and fullfilled life.
Gaia, you can insult me all you want if that makes you feel better about your own existence. I don't need to impress you. I have already contributed a great deal in my life, and plan on doing even more. The fact that you feel the need to insult me because I made some honest comments about this discussion shows just how petty you are.
And, no, I am not a publicist. And, yes, I have a higher education.
By Some girl, on 8:24 PM
Shut up, all of you. You're making the site not funny. JUST SHUT THE FUCK UP.
By Anonymous, on 8:47 PM
Are you fucking kidding with this bull shit? That dude is totally gay!!!
By Anonymous, on 8:53 PM
Am I the only one who noticed the suspicious looking scar on Paris' wrist? It kinda looks like a track mark...
By huffy, on 9:28 PM
Overbites are HOTT.
By Atari, on 9:30 PM
No one would think this dork's "dreamy" if they saw him before this miraculous makeover. And sorry, I can't identify Storch as a "hip-hop producer" if he's worked w/ Xtina, Justin Timberlake, and...*shudder* Paris. Whatevah, hip-hop's dead anyway.
By HOmade, on 12:20 AM
He looks like he's smoking a badly rolled joint in the last picture.
Don't blame him, if I was hanging out with Paris I'd want to be stoned off my head.
By J&M, on 1:02 AM
only slutty whores are "flirty by nature" Slutty whores who are engaged flirt and touch other men in public.
She is a nasy ozzing cunt. I bet she looks sticky up close.
Fuck her and fuck everyone who thinks she isnt a slut
By Anonymous, on 3:29 AM
Some Girl: You should consider becoming a lawyer or a politician because you're good at using semantics to duck and climb down from the obvious fact that you are indeed a celebrity and money worshipping fool.
I mean, in your first post:"I really don't think she's sleeping with him. ... Paris is engaged! Geez...She's not gonna go whoreing around like that."
What, are you for real?
And BTW, praising or defending these people doesn't somehow make you part of them or their world, no matter how much you wish it did.
By ephraim, on 3:44 AM
You people are superficial retards. The only way Paris Hilton is going to have an album that is half decent is if she is trying to fool around with this dude. I love how everyone thinks this guy is slimy cause he is sweating at a club when he got hit with paparazzi. Oh I guess you fools dont sweat when you are in a hot miami club wearing what he is wearing, but I guess you dont get out at all, losers. Scott Storch co-produced Dr. Dre's The Chronic 2001, is the only reason why Fat Joe is still around (lean back) and is a talented dude who used to go out with lil kim. (haha now thats funny)
By Anonymous, on 7:03 AM
Where's her fiance lately?
By Anonymous, on 7:25 AM
because he is sweating we think he is slimy? lol
By Anonymous, on 10:22 AM
That dude is a slimy wigger. I'll thank him for Dre's album, but fuck him for keeping Fatass Joe around and bringing us that retarded Lean Back song.
By Anonymous, on 10:22 AM
7:03, Fat Joe is a joke and so are you. Go away now, because no one likes you.
By Anonymous, on 10:29 AM
Maybe he is gay and they are just hanging out like girl friends? You know, like Stanford?
Anyway, I havent seen any pics of her and the other Paris lately. Maybe they did break up. Im not surprised or anything. Im sure all of us knew they werent goingt o marry.
By Anonymous, on 10:36 AM
The only reason Fat Joe is around?!
You are funny....
By Anonymous, on 10:40 AM
what is with the sunglasses at night?? like every night????
By VP of Dior, on 11:01 AM
It's cause his future's so bright he's gotsa wear shades, brah!
By pauly, on 1:15 PM
I wear my sunglasses at night
so I can
so I can
Watch you weave then breath your story lines.
And I wear my sunglasses at night
so I can
so I can
Keep track of the visions in my eyes.
While she's deceiving me
it cuts my security.
Has she got control of me? - I turn to her and say:
Don't switch the blade on the guy in shades
oh no.
By Anonymous, on 3:02 PM
Hey! I know that funky techno dance tune^!
By Anonymous, on 4:02 PM
Are you *sure* he's a man?
By Anonymous, on 4:48 PM
damn.. why's she getting married if she's just gonna whore it up?
By Anonymous, on 6:21 AM
Pretty sure the marriage is off, dude.
By dredd, on 11:51 AM
EUW, he looks like a colonge drench russian mobster (no offense to Russians or mobsters of course).
My stomach actually turned to look at the pic where it looks like she's nibbling on his ear.
And what's with the sunglasses?
By phoenix, on 4:49 AM
^ Sunglasses are for blocking UV radiation from the sun and make it easier to see in very sunny days and in very sunny climates.
By Anonymous, on 11:03 AM
www.nipslips.org
By Bubble Yum Girls, on 11:20 PM
A) his lipstick makes me want to barf
B) paris has east coast west coast titties
c) if it's true, it is a TRAVESTY of justice that corey hart's "i wear my sunglasses" was made into a techno song!
By Anonymous, on 11:56 AM
"September 13, 2005 11:55 AM anonymous" was paris, and "some girl said" is paris' mom.
i didn't know paris was a lesbian whore, thought she was just the regular kind and into dudes. learn something new every day.
By mediaphile, on 3:53 AM
ya know, the chick kinda rocks in how she makes total unknowns famous in like a sec by hanging with them. no one knew who this guy was. rockit girl.
By Anonymous, on 9:28 AM
Good gawd! Now we know what David Gest looked like when he was young.
By Anonymous, on 1:34 PM
^ he he he. Nice.
By Anonymous, on 2:34 PM
she has always been a slut
but she aint got fuck all thats worth fucking.
By James Dean, on 3:11 PM
who told paris that she is good looking? because she is not.He is ugly and she is too.he must be the last man in the world she hasnt fucked cause shes getting to tne bottom of the pot.
By Anonymous, on 7:27 PM
She,ll fuck anything shes a skank with money so thinks shes something when shes not.guys only go near her to get there i fucked paris who hasnt badge.
By Anonymous, on 7:30 PM
how can she think she a lady when she fucked the whole of the world.she thinks she beautful who told her that?money doesnt make you beautful.
By Anonymous, on 7:37 PM
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