E! Online is reporting this hour that Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes are expecting their first born.

October 05, 2005, 01:15 PM - Tom Cruise's spokesperson, Lee Ann Devette, confirming to E! that the actor is expecting his first child with fiancee Katie Holmes. "They are so happy," Devette said."

That's weird. I was just thinking America could use more kooky Scientologists and, boom, Tom and Katie come through for me. Well, that is if Tom's the father, because ... well, there are all these rumors that can't seem to stop following him around. Congrats on your new Thetan, kids. I'm off to ponder whether or not Katie Holmes is still a virgin.


Thanks to our on the ball team of street reporters Karen, April, Tate, Wendy, Craig and Katty for the heads up.