During a recent interview with Britain's GQ Magazine, Sharon Osbourne said Madonna would be one of her "top three nightmare dinner guests" because she hates Madonna's wishy washy obsessions with religion. She said,

I would like to punch her. She is so full of shit. She's into Kabbalah one minute, she's a Catholic the next. She'll be a Hindu soon, no doubt."

She said the other two nightmare guests would be Mick Jagger and Brian Ferry. While I've always gotten a kick out of Sharon's harsh and colorful way of saying what's on her mind, I do think her priorities are a little outta whack. Sharon and Ozzy's daughter, Kelly Osbourne, recently revealed her brother, Jack, slaughtered three chickens as a kid and it wasn't for food. She said,

He once murdered three chickens in a row when he was a kid. I'm sure birds can sense these things. When Jack goes near them now, they fly in the other direction."

It's a pretty well known fact that serial killers get their practice by murdering animals before they move on to humans. I think I'd much rather be the only "sinner" at a dinner table full of proselytes giving me all the reasons why I'm going to burn in Hell than sit across from one potential Ted Bundy.