Ladies, can we go ahead and let this boots over the pants trend die now? You're all wearing them, as are the fashion victims who dress like you. You finally got the hint with the Ugg boots. Well, almost everyone. Jessica Simpson still wears them, but she's about as dumb and pointless as a broken screen door, so I wouldn't count on her to catch on too quickly. My point is, this look is just as unflattering as those Uggs and almost as stupid. You're not motorcycle cops, clam diggers, cowgirls, shit shovelers or storm chasers. So just stop now before it morphs into the 1980's look with the leg warmers over the stirrup pants and the white pumps. That's my look, and you can't have it.