"woohoo mystery man" over on eBay is auctioning off what he says is an authentic sonogram picture of what's growing inside Angelina Jolie's plump little tummy. Quoth woohoo:

The ultrasound picture was given to a friend of mine. They sent it to me as a gift. I own the picture 100% and I am offering it to the highest bidder on eBay."

I don't know if it's the real thing since "A[black box] Jolie" and "Dr. [black box]" don't prove much. But I gotta go with woohoo on this one since with a name like "woohoo", he seems pretty legit. This does seem to prove my previous claim that it's my baby she's carrying. The little bugger looks just like me ... except without all that bothersome skin, eyeballs and vagina getting in the way.

Check out woohoo mystery man's eBay auction here.
Update: This auction was already yanked from eBay within the last hour, so here's a screencap of the auction.


Thanks to Trevor for the link!