Ugh, these two make me sick. They are all sugary goodness, blech. Can you imagine twins from two of the prettiest people? Wouldn't it be perfect if one is a boy and one is a girl. Then their little Jolie-Pitt family would be complete.
Let's not forget the fact that AJ is the one who puts her kid away in some secluded house in the jungle in Thailand while she was away filming (as she said on the Conan show a while back). *shivers* I feel bad for the adopted kids. Like Lisa Simpson and her "luck" with cats in the episode where Snowball 2 gets killed: the shelter lady said "these cats rather take their chances in the back room than go home with you." This is exactly the case I'm making with AJ and her babies.
First, of all some of you have been involved a little too deep into this celeb gossip crap. Everytime a celeb gets preg everyone says they are going to have twins. So far they have been right once. Juliea Roberts! So, NO, she is not going to have twins. Second, I gurantee you that they are already married. They are just hiding it. Trust me on this one.
Do these two ever stop moving around? I'm half expecting Angelina to deliver this child mid-flight over London. Later she'll author a how-to guide for breast-feeding pilots.
why do you call a loving couple who spends all there time with their kids instead of handing them to nannies unholy? that pic with brad pitt at an ice cream store with zahara asleep in his arms is just precious. he didn't even have a bodyguard with him. they seem very down to earth and normal compared to other hollywood couples.
Yeah the Sun is like a mix of porn and baseless opinions. Still, I would be laughing (and pleased) if she had twins - imagine the reaction of the Maniston fans. 4 kids at the age of thirty - not bad!
These two are tired. Adopting, having a baby, divorcing, marrying, all in less than a year? Yeah. Has the potential to last. Especially with her track record. She's f*cking nuts, to start with. The powers that be have a hilarious sense of humour. "I'll make you gorgeous, and famous...but you'll have to be crazy, with major daddy issues"
"You know that even though we're having a biological child, Brad and mommy, one that will be our very own and not to mention the most beautiful child in the world, we still love you and Zahara. Sort of."
Billy Bob's name was removed, the dragon underneath it is still there.
What pisses me off is that Jen was interviewed saying how she would never fuck a married mman or get involved with one, and I believed her because she's with the UN and adopted those kids. Apparently she got knocked up before the divorce was final. Kinda pisses me off because she's been so painfully honest with the rest of her life.
Jennifer Aniston says she wants to find her soulmate, why not have her on as the next bachelorette? That way she might find her soulmate. She has 100 guys to choose from. I think it would be good for the audience and it would get high ratings. Brad Pitt might even get jealous because of all the guys after Jennifer. All the while Angelina Jolie is getting fat and having hormones running wild with mood swings. Jennifer would be at top shape and having the time of her life.
I think its interesting that Angelina is even pregnant at all because right before she adopted Zahara, she was in the process of adopting a baby from Russia, and she gave an interview that said something along the lines of, she'd feel bad having a biological child when there were all these children out there who needed homes. And then there's the infamous " I have lovers, I don't need Brad. And to sleep with a married man, when my father cheated on my mother, it would be very hard for me to look at myself in the morning" interview right after Brad and Jennifer announced their separation. I guess she either doesn't look at herself or she only does it at night. Sounds like we have two super INSECURE people making a commitment to each other, she changes her mantra (only adopt) and blatantly lies in interviews, and then Brad's already in the habit of morphing into a carbon copy of whoever he's with... I'll bet Brad starts getting tatoo crazy just like his lady. It just sucks that when this blows up, theres going to be children involved.
So is Brangelina going to fly around the world taking 4 children to disease infested third world countries or settle down like a real family and let maddox go to school and make some friends his own age?
"Karma's a B*tch. I bet their babies come out connected at the head. How beautiful will they be then?? Happy homewreckers?"
Thats the most ridiculous post I've read on here - and I've read some damn ridiculous ones!
All this homewrecker shit - if a marriage is happy and satisfying to both people involved nothing will be able to wreck it - that's a fact. Yes, temptation may be there but people *are* strong enough to say no. Brad obviously wasn't getting all he needed from Jen....
I bet my ass that all these 'Angelina's a homewrecker - hope her babies are deformed' threads are posted by jealous, ugly women who have been screwed over but better looking women. Get over it! (btw I'm a woman and have been screwed over too - not for someone better looking though lol, but I'm honest enough to say that the reason wasn't just the 'other womans' fault but a combination of a lot of factors. Nothing is ever that simple where human emotions are involved)
WOMEN GET PREGNANT EVEN IF they take contraception.. So she got pregnant! Didn't want to have an abortion.. so what? She just kep tthe baby.. That doens't mean she has BAcked out of her Adoption Values..She is happy to continue to adopt. I mean if you love babies and you got pregnant, why not have it?! After a woman has babies and she can raise them, an abortion is too tough sometimes...
Has it occurred to anyone that this pregnancy wasn't planned? And hasn't anyone one of you not changed your plans as you get older. I know that if i was held to every statement I ever said a few years back I would look really stupid right now. Angie has just learnt that you can never say never plus she is in a different situation now than she was when she said she wouldn't get pregnant. Hello! She is in a relationship now and having sex, lol. I say good luck to them. Besides those two obviously don't give a cra*p what anyone thinks. They're just living their lives!
"The homewrecking winch will get hers in the end."
Grow up and realise that one person can't homewreck - it does take the person being persued to take the bait too.. and if they do that they can't have been that happy in the first place...
har har har tis true only fuglies (fat and uglies)are taking sides with the Maniston. I mean really if Beyonce Knowles insinuated herself into my relationship I would know better than to bitch and moan abt her..oh even worse still if said woman didnt at all entice my man and he did all the leaving on his own accord i.e re-evaulating his lifestyle, looking at the bitching, sulky, no good-doing selfish, consumerist bitch I was and saying hey I can be better HOW the FCUK cld I complain when faced with a woman who is clearly 100x better than me...moreover there is no doubt to her feminity she gave the man what he wanted...a baby!
i think this is the greatest hookup ever. now brad is with someone who is equal to him in attractiveness. him and jen did not fit at all. as beautiful as she is brad is the most beautiful man alive. and aj is the most beautiful woman alive. and they carry the world last great hopes in saving the world the the demon spawn tomkat.
i think that this is the greatest hook up ever. brad is finally with someone equally as attractive as he is. jen is pretty, but honastly how may of you thought what the hell is he thinking when they first hooked up. brad is the most beautiful man in the world. and ang is the most beautiful woman in the world. and now they carry humanities last great hope against the evil spawn tomkat.
ps how many of you think the whole combining of the names is stupid. i absolutly hate it. it's so corny.
Obviously this "love" between angelina and brad is doomed to fail. Two people whose view on marriage is two commit adultury, and that marriage means shit, will not make it. If Brad and Jen felt that their marriage was not working, then brad should have talked to jen about the problems. Instead he talked to that manipulative bitch Angelina, and thought with his head (down south) and she gladly "opened up to him"
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lol @ Maddox carrying a Newsweek magazine.
By Anonymous, on 9:00 AM
brad pitt has super sperm!!!
By Anonymous, on 9:29 AM
That must be some preschool he is going to if that is 'required' reading, lol
By Kitkatwoman, on 9:32 AM
Wish it were true but the Sun UK sucks. Think about all the fun that had making that baby. Someone hand me a cig.
By Anonymous, on 9:36 AM
Ugh, these two make me sick. They are all sugary goodness, blech. Can you imagine twins from two of the prettiest people? Wouldn't it be perfect if one is a boy and one is a girl. Then their little Jolie-Pitt family would be complete.
By Bama Girl, on 9:39 AM
I hope one of them comes out with a tail, and the other one comes out with horns. That would reveal the true nature of this unholy couple.
By satan, on 9:45 AM
If they have a boy and a girl they can name them Vince and Jennifer.
By Anonymous, on 9:46 AM
Let's not forget the fact that AJ is the one who puts her kid away in some secluded house in the jungle in Thailand while she was away filming (as she said on the Conan show a while back). *shivers* I feel bad for the adopted kids. Like Lisa Simpson and her "luck" with cats in the episode where Snowball 2 gets killed: the shelter lady said "these cats rather take their chances in the back room than go home with you." This is exactly the case I'm making with AJ and her babies.
By M, on 9:53 AM
i really hope thre is a girl in there, but ive given up hope and figure it's just two boys
By Anonymous, on 10:11 AM
First, of all some of you have been involved a little too deep into this celeb gossip crap. Everytime a celeb gets preg everyone says they are going to have twins. So far they have been right once. Juliea Roberts! So, NO, she is not going to have twins. Second, I gurantee you that they are already married. They are just hiding it. Trust me on this one.
By Anonymous, on 11:29 AM
Okay, anonymous poster, I trust you.
By Anonymous, on 12:06 PM
Triplets then? Fantastic.
By Bama Girl, on 12:29 PM
TELEGRAM FOR BRAD PITT:
BACKWARDS BASEBALL -STOP- CAP VERY OUT OF -STOP- STYLE. CEASE -STOP- WEARING - URGENT
By Anonymous, on 12:46 PM
Attention: Take all sharp objects away from Maniston.
By Anonymous, on 1:18 PM
So if it's true how stupid does the person feel that bought the ultrasound picture?
By Anonymous, on 1:32 PM
Do these two ever stop moving around? I'm half expecting Angelina to deliver this child mid-flight over London. Later she'll author a how-to guide for breast-feeding pilots.
By Chris, on 2:36 PM
Sing it Anonymous re: Brad's freakin hat. ENOUGH!!!!
By Anonymous, on 3:27 PM
Maddox is a cutie.
By Anonymous, on 3:40 PM
why do you call a loving couple who spends all there time with their kids instead of handing them to nannies unholy? that pic with brad pitt at an ice cream store with zahara asleep in his arms is just precious. he didn't even have a bodyguard with him. they seem very down to earth and normal compared to other hollywood couples.
By Anonymous, on 3:47 PM
Karma's a B*tch. I bet their babies come out connected at the head. How beautiful will they be then?? Happy homewreckers?
By jivetalkin, on 4:30 PM
Yeah the Sun is like a mix of porn and baseless opinions. Still, I would be laughing (and pleased) if she had twins - imagine the reaction of the Maniston fans. 4 kids at the age of thirty - not bad!
By Anonymous, on 4:44 PM
Karma is a bitch and that's why Manny Tranny is getting hers.
No husband
Fat pretend boyfriend
2 bombs at the theaters
Barren Womb
By Anonymous, on 5:06 PM
Shouldn't you expect people at a celeb site to be obsessed with this stuff? (to the poster above)
By Anonymous, on 7:43 PM
In a related story, fox offered them $5,000,000 to show the birth live.
Or was that WWE on PPV?
www.wrestlingbeltworld.com
By Wrestling Beltworld, on 8:36 PM
These two are tired.
Adopting, having a baby, divorcing, marrying, all in less than a year?
Yeah. Has the potential to last.
Especially with her track record.
She's f*cking nuts, to start with.
The powers that be have a hilarious sense of humour.
"I'll make you gorgeous, and famous...but you'll have to be crazy, with major daddy issues"
By Radmila, on 9:30 PM
"Angelina eating for three"
She eats? Who knew.
"You know that even though we're having a biological child, Brad and mommy, one that will be our very own and not to mention the most beautiful child in the world, we still love you and Zahara. Sort of."
By Anonymous, on 9:54 PM
I'm still wondering if she still has Billy bob's named tattoed on her, or if she ever had it removed?
By Anonymous, on 11:09 PM
Damn, their kids will be so gorgeous they will become the master race.
I for one hail our new Ubers.
By sam991, on 7:14 AM
Twins would be too good to be true.
If nothing else it may put Manny Tranny on suicide watch.
By Anonymous, on 9:19 AM
Billy Bob's name was removed, the dragon underneath it is still there.
What pisses me off is that Jen was interviewed saying how she would never fuck a married mman or get involved with one, and I believed her because she's with the UN and adopted those kids. Apparently she got knocked up before the divorce was final. Kinda pisses me off because she's been so painfully honest with the rest of her life.
By Anonymous, on 11:01 AM
Jennifer Aniston says she wants to find her soulmate, why not have her on as the next bachelorette? That way she might find her soulmate. She has 100 guys to choose from. I think it would be good for the audience and it would get high ratings. Brad Pitt might even get jealous because of all the guys after Jennifer. All the while Angelina Jolie is getting fat and having hormones running wild with mood swings. Jennifer would be at top shape and having the time of her life.
By Anonymous, on 11:45 AM
I would do AJ in her third trimester...
By House of Mayhem, on 1:17 PM
"Billy Bob's name was removed, the dragon underneath it is still there."
Thanks for clearing that up for me :-).
By Anonymous, on 4:19 PM
Damn, I need to get a life and quit reading this articles about Brad and Jen and Angie. LMAO
By Anonymous, on 4:25 PM
I think its interesting that Angelina is even pregnant at all because right before she adopted Zahara, she was in the process of adopting a baby from Russia, and she gave an interview that said something along the lines of, she'd feel bad having a biological child when there were all these children out there who needed homes. And then there's the infamous " I have lovers, I don't need Brad. And to sleep with a married man, when my father cheated on my mother, it would be very hard for me to look at myself in the morning" interview right after Brad and Jennifer announced their separation. I guess she either doesn't look at herself or she only does it at night.
Sounds like we have two super INSECURE people making a commitment to each other, she changes her mantra (only adopt) and blatantly lies in interviews, and then Brad's already in the habit of morphing into a carbon copy of whoever he's with... I'll bet Brad starts getting tatoo crazy just like his lady.
It just sucks that when this blows up, theres going to be children involved.
By Anonymous, on 5:22 PM
Damn.. I didnt know it was twins. Fertile broad.
By trapmuzik, on 6:10 PM
"Angelina Jolie is Eating For Three"???
Angelina doesnt even eat for one!
By Elli, on 4:03 AM
Angelina eats? Yeah, right.
So is Brangelina going to fly around the world taking 4 children to disease infested third world countries or settle down like a real family and let maddox go to school and make some friends his own age?
By Anonymous, on 5:35 AM
"Karma's a B*tch. I bet their babies come out connected at the head. How beautiful will they be then?? Happy homewreckers?"
Thats the most ridiculous post I've read on here - and I've read some damn ridiculous ones!
All this homewrecker shit - if a marriage is happy and satisfying to both people involved nothing will be able to wreck it - that's a fact. Yes, temptation may be there but people *are* strong enough to say no. Brad obviously wasn't getting all he needed from Jen....
I bet my ass that all these 'Angelina's a homewrecker - hope her babies are deformed' threads are posted by jealous, ugly women who have been screwed over but better looking women. Get over it! (btw I'm a woman and have been screwed over too - not for someone better looking though lol, but I'm honest enough to say that the reason wasn't just the 'other womans' fault but a combination of a lot of factors. Nothing is ever that simple where human emotions are involved)
Good luck to them, and you all. Peace :-)
By Anonymous, on 8:36 AM
The homewrecking winch will get hers in the end.
By Anonymous, on 5:32 PM
WOMEN GET PREGNANT EVEN IF they take contraception.. So she got pregnant! Didn't want to have an abortion.. so what?
She just kep tthe baby.. That doens't mean she has BAcked out of her Adoption Values..She is happy to continue to adopt. I mean if you love babies and you got pregnant, why not have it?! After a woman has babies and she can raise them, an abortion is too tough sometimes...
By C Del Sur, on 9:03 PM
Has it occurred to anyone that this pregnancy wasn't planned? And hasn't anyone one of you not changed your plans as you get older. I know that if i was held to every statement I ever said a few years back I would look really stupid right now. Angie has just learnt that you can never say never plus she is in a different situation now than she was when she said she wouldn't get pregnant. Hello! She is in a relationship now and having sex, lol. I say good luck to them. Besides those two obviously don't give a cra*p what anyone thinks. They're just living their lives!
By Anonymous, on 1:32 AM
"The homewrecking winch will get hers in the end."
Grow up and realise that one person can't homewreck - it does take the person being persued to take the bait too.. and if they do that they can't have been that happy in the first place...
God, so many BITTER people on here
By Anonymous, on 10:18 AM
Zahara is such a cutie! I just want to eat her up!
By Anonymous, on 10:19 AM
har har har tis true only fuglies (fat and uglies)are taking sides with the Maniston. I mean really if Beyonce Knowles insinuated herself into my relationship I would know better than to bitch and moan abt her..oh even worse still if said woman didnt at all entice my man and he did all the leaving on his own accord i.e re-evaulating his lifestyle, looking at the bitching, sulky, no good-doing selfish, consumerist bitch I was and saying hey I can be better HOW the FCUK cld I complain when faced with a woman who is clearly 100x better than me...moreover there is no doubt to her feminity she gave the man what he wanted...a baby!
By Anonymous, on 2:27 PM
i think this is the greatest hookup ever. now brad is with someone who is equal to him in attractiveness. him and jen did not fit at all. as beautiful as she is brad is the most beautiful man alive. and aj is the most beautiful woman alive. and they carry the world last great hopes in saving the world the the demon spawn tomkat.
By Anonymous, on 5:47 PM
i think that this is the greatest hook up ever. brad is finally with someone equally as attractive as he is. jen is pretty, but honastly how may of you thought what the hell is he thinking when they first hooked up. brad is the most beautiful man in the world. and ang is the most beautiful woman in the world. and now they carry humanities last great hope against the evil spawn tomkat.
ps how many of you think the whole combining of the names is stupid. i absolutly hate it. it's so corny.
By mj, on 6:02 PM
once the divorce is filed, the marriage is over.. why wait? and what for? jeez! give it up and let them live their lives the way they want it.
By Anonymous, on 11:58 AM
ANGELINA IS A FUCKIN HOMEWRECKER!
Obviously this "love" between angelina and brad is doomed to fail. Two people whose view on marriage is two commit adultury, and that marriage means shit, will not make it. If Brad and Jen felt that their marriage was not working, then brad should have talked to jen about the problems. Instead he talked to that manipulative bitch Angelina, and thought with his head (down south) and she gladly "opened up to him"
By Anonymous, on 1:49 AM
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