Angelina Jolie is Pregnant. For Reals.

32 Comments:

  • This news has made my day! Love these bitches. Brad's sperm hasn't been waiting a long long time to find a fertile womb. Go Brangelina!

    By Anonymous, on 10:14 AM  

  • the second word needs a letter geniuses

    By Anonymous, on 10:22 AM  

  • THEY'RE BOTH DISGUSTING WHORES

    By Anonymous, on 10:35 AM  

  • I think you are mistaken. I already revealed to my husband that it's my baby she's carrying. We were both in the right area around the same time last fall... it could have happened... right?

    Thank you, btw. You both give me the best laughs every day.

    By Shakti, on 10:39 AM  

  • The baby will be an Asian refugee.

    By Anonymous, on 12:48 PM  

  • UHHH...Hello??? Does anyone else remember her saying "I could never have a child of my own, beacuse that would mean a child would be left in an orphanage somewhere" What a f***ing Hypocrite!

    By Anonymous, on 1:57 PM  

  • I would laugh my ass off if she gave birth to a bi-racial baby. Brad would so deserve that little punch in the balls.

    By Teagan, on 2:23 PM  

  • Brad! I'm so jealous....

    Angelina is a lucky woman

    By LisaG, on 2:36 PM  

  • Oh gee...no one saw this coming.
    Upon doing some counting (on my fingers, yes) for a summer due date...that means he knocked her up in September???? Before his divorce was final....interesting.

    By Anonymous, on 3:18 PM  

  • These two are just good looking white trash. She is a home wrecker and he is a philandering cad. I feel sorry for their "kids"

    By Anonymous, on 3:52 PM  

  • why the quotes around kids, anon 3:52? i agree w/ you, but it doesn't make their "kids" any less "real".

    By Anonymous, on 4:02 PM  

  • You guys are just FULL of hate! You dont know who they are! AJ does great things for the world. What have you done? Give over it. we dont know the full story. Jennifer A. might have cheated on him a long time ago and we just did not know. Disliking people (that you dont know even) is extremly not good for you. Angry people. I am happy for anyone that is having a child.

    By Anonymous, on 4:20 PM  

  • it will be a beautiful baby.

    By Anonymous, on 5:20 PM  

  • "To be intimate with a married man, when my own father cheated on my mother, is not something I could forgive."
    --Angelina Jolie

    By Anonymous, on 5:25 PM  

  • Anon 5:25 that was exactly what I was thinking when I heard this. that and when she was talking about how she believed in karma. Well karma is going to come back and bite her in the ass. Don't get me wrong being a mother and all I wish her and brad the best of luck I hope everything goes well but she seems like a bit of a hipocrite to me. I know that I don't know her on a personal level but when she says things like that and then WHAM she's preggers with Brad who was married when they got together..... how could you not think those things?

    By Anonymous, on 5:57 PM  

  • Hey anonymous 4:20, I agre, Angelina does do great things for the world. Hey, why don't we all adopt kids from foreign countries and islands so that orphans in America can starve to death because there are too many of them to take care of?! Hey, I know, let's get rid of abortion too while we're at it! Then it'll surely be mass chaos!
    You know the only reason Angelina got those kids is because they look "exotic." Psh...

    By Michelle, on 7:03 PM  

  • ka-POW!! Take that Anistick!!

    By Anonymous, on 7:20 PM  

  • We gotta few haters on here, too bad they post anonymous...pussies. You people think you know everything because you read US Weekly...think again, maybe they didn't cheat on Jen, maybe the marriage was over before Brad and Angie even met, but they kept up for publicity reasons, and if not, who cares anyway? Are you all personal friends of Aniston? I doubt it!

    Congrats to Brad and Angelina!

    By The Mayor, on 7:26 PM  

  • There's something about her obsession with adopting babies from 3rd world countries that I don't buy. And then to tote them all over the world like acessories, exposing them to paparazzis. Let Maddox walk on his own 2 feet and poor Zahara looks like she's suffucating from Angie's skeletal hands. Now they have to complete with the biological kid. Raising babies is NOT easy street. I hope she is mentally ready to take care of 2 babies at once and a little boy.

    By Anonymous, on 7:32 PM  

  • Haha, you wrote "for reals."

    Now I think you're dumb.

    By Anonymous, on 7:52 PM  

  • Der, um ... that was intentional.

    You know, meant to sound dumb.

    Love you.

    Mean it.


    - Jenny

    By Jenny, on 7:57 PM  

  • Hate all you want Angie is still knocked up with Brad's baby and Maniston still can't get people to see her movies. What a dumb bitch!

    By Anonymous, on 8:10 PM  

  • HA HA It's Wyclef Jean's Baby!

    By Anonymous, on 8:51 PM  

  • Brad and Jen`s marriage was over and done with, thy filed for divorce in January. EVEN THE LAW stipulates that after the divorce files are handeled BOTH PARTIES ARE FREE TO DATE (this means that no evidence of "cheating" is valid after the divorce procedure has started). Brad`s divorce started in January and Brad and Angelina got together in April. So stop bitchin` !

    By Anonymous, on 12:56 AM  

  • get over life happens we all make mistakes if the love was over between brad pitt and jennifer then so be it. dont be a hypocrite if you were in a relationsip and unhappy you would leave too for someone who made you happy. and hey she is hot and does peacework cant beat that

    By Anonymous, on 1:06 AM  

  • Angelina's pregnancy (something she said in the past she would not want) is proof to me that Brad most likely did leave Jennifer because she wouldn't have children. Is it a coincidence that a man who is desperate to have children hooks up with a woman who already has two and is willing to give birth to another?

    By Anonymous, on 6:32 AM  

  • from the way everything came out ie: pictures of the family together in the beaches...goodwill acts, travelling around the world to help those unfortunate, brad adopting her kids w/o getting into marriage (yet)..makes it all looked planned so that society will have an easier time accepting them when they finally admit that they are together. a lot of people obviously disliked the 'idea' that brad may have cheated on his then-wife angelina (who coulda been with ANY MAN) chooses to shack up with a married man. at least, as they slowly 'come out of the closet' people were more accepting coz they were doing so much 'good' crap. it still goes back to the fact that they screwed j.aniston over. some of you can call that hating..i call it reality. stars or not, they're still human.

    By Anonymous, on 7:48 AM  

  • Oy. The vitriol is amazing to behold.

    I love how so many people, generally from (God help us all) 'Team Aniston', think that their opinions are actually facts. I'm not sure whether this is a pyschological disorder or simply an aversion to reality. Either way...

    And, by the way... I could be mistaken, but I'm pretty sure that what Angelina said, awhile back, is that she wasn't SURE if she'd ever have a child of her own, since there were so many children in need around the world that could be adopted. I don't think she totally denied the possibility that she would ever have her own biological children. And if she did? Well, strangely enough... people are entitled to change their minds. Especially people who have already adopted not one but TWO needy children.

    Life's funny like that.

    By Nola, on 8:06 AM  

  • I wonder whatever happened to the Brangelina stalker that was trolling over here and on dlisted etc... she must be creaming her pants about now.

    By Hum, on 9:58 AM  

  • it's probably not even Brad's!

    By Anonymous, on 6:42 PM  

  • I was so sure that Angelina would have denied the rumor and just said that she ate a lot over the holidays, or something. But anyway I'm just so happy for the Jolie-Pitt clan. Gongratulations!

    By Anonymous, on 4:16 AM  

  • Millionaires, and they still act like white trash. I guess money doesn't change lack of self-management. With all the redundant, tired schlock that comes out as movies these days it's only fitting that I could see the same redundant schlock from the actors in these films. I think I'll save my fifteen bucks, and drive past a trailer park or tune into Springer re-runs.

    By Anonymous, on 9:12 PM  

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