This isn't something to brag about. You'd think that an actress as "hot" - although I beg to differ - as she is would have her choice in Hollywood bachelors. And not have to use plastic love toys!
would this twat please shut up about her sex life and boyfriends and vibrators blah blah gag. she's gotta keep her name in the media somehow, which her lousy acting skills obviously won't do.. so just go straight to porn movies Eva where you belong... or shut up, ya didn't invent sex ya know.
Bleh, she's the Sienna Miller of American TV.. bland, blander and "please shut up you're ruining my fantasy" stupid. Except Eva's famous boyfriend is a vibrator where Sienna's is just a dick. Match point: Eva.
honestly, I'd be a little offended if one of my friends gave me a virbrator for my freakin' birthday.(unless I asked for one from them). "oh yeah, thanks eva. I have been having a dry spell, and no, I dont have 14 dollars to buy one on my own. enjoy the cake, bitch"
There's a new kid on the block with regard to sexual satisfaction and it doesn't need batteries.
These wonderful little Nipple Huggers(R) are HOT!!!
According to their web site, their Patent reads in part "....Such fingers arouse every sensual desire in the wearer. The overall sensation is simply euphoric. This is as close to any aphrodisiac presently know to man."
Look out Phizer, Sheer Delight Inc is gathering tremendous momentum by word of mouth from both male and female clients.
Your lose if you don't check em out! http://nipple-huggers.com
She sounds very cool and open about her sexuality. It's a shame women are looked down upon for their sexuality. It's great she wants to give her friends vibrators to help them enjoy fantastic orgasms.
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This isn't something to brag about. You'd think that an actress as "hot" - although I beg to differ - as she is would have her choice in Hollywood bachelors. And not have to use plastic love toys!
By Stephania, on 12:41 PM
No way -- sex with a woman who "knows her body" -- i.e. masturbates a lot -- is much better. I don't know about sex with dudes who masturbate a lot.
By Anonymous, on 12:53 PM
I would bang Eva Longoria retarded
Holy shit that cracked me up.
By James, on 2:23 PM
would this twat please shut up about her sex life and boyfriends and vibrators blah blah gag. she's gotta keep her name in the media somehow, which her lousy acting skills obviously won't do.. so just go straight to porn movies Eva where you belong... or shut up, ya didn't invent sex ya know.
By Anonymous, on 2:34 PM
"I would bang Eva Longoria retarded."
That's just the best fucking line I've read all day. Great work.
By Used Hack, on 2:39 PM
nice ass...
By Anonymous, on 3:20 PM
It's clean this woman is desperate to stay a 'sex symbol' in the media.
By lindsay, on 3:32 PM
i think somebody already did bang her retarded.
By the obvious guy, on 5:01 PM
Vey hot
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By Anonymous, on 8:53 PM
Those big nasty moles on her ass were the deal-breaker for me. Ah well...
By Cutter, on 9:28 PM
Bleh, she's the Sienna Miller of American TV.. bland, blander and "please shut up you're ruining my fantasy" stupid. Except Eva's famous boyfriend is a vibrator where Sienna's is just a dick. Match point: Eva.
By pele, on 6:03 AM
Banging her retarded shouldn't be too difficult, she's already half-way there... ok, three-quarters.
By changiz, on 2:05 PM
Ugh, so sick of this scag. I can't believe I used to think she was hot. All she has going for her now is her so called sex appeal.
By GINandTONIKA, on 2:30 PM
She really has an unattractive ass in those jeans. Can that seam get any further up her crack? Euwww
By Anonymous, on 1:19 PM
honestly, I'd be a little offended if one of my friends gave me a virbrator for my freakin' birthday.(unless I asked for one from them). "oh yeah, thanks eva. I have been having a dry spell, and no, I dont have 14 dollars to buy one on my own. enjoy the cake, bitch"
By Anonymous, on 9:55 PM
There's a new kid on the block with regard to sexual satisfaction and it doesn't need batteries.
These wonderful little Nipple Huggers(R) are HOT!!!
According to their web site, their Patent reads in part "....Such fingers arouse every sensual desire in the wearer. The overall sensation is simply euphoric. This is as close to any aphrodisiac presently know to man."
Look out Phizer, Sheer Delight Inc is gathering tremendous momentum by word of mouth from both male and female clients.
Your lose if you don't check em out! http://nipple-huggers.com
By Anonymous, on 1:07 PM
She sounds very cool and open about her sexuality. It's a shame women are looked down upon for their sexuality. It's great she wants to give her friends vibrators to help them enjoy fantastic orgasms.
By Lance Russell - Author of "Recipes for Better Sex", on 3:48 PM
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