I wouldn't tap that ass if somebody paid me. Though it would be fun to tape her and her sister together and toss them down a well somewhere. Damn nasty ho!
JESSICA SIMPSON IS A NASTY ASS HO THAT LOOKS LIKE A MAN IN DRAG.....YEAH SHE HAS A HOT BODY, BUT HER FACE IS MESSED, HUGE ASS TEETH AND SMILE AND JUST LOOKS MANLY
Lol.... the looks on those 2 guys faces in pic 2 is freaking hilarious!! Too funny.... I can't believe Jessica Simpson is still famous... wish her and her entire family would just disappear.
jesus christ - does anyone over the age of 25 know the difference between you're and your - has any of you stupid bitches ever taken an english class? what the f? is this what america is coming to? can anyone spell anymore or understand what the difference is between you're and your?
jesus christ - does anyone over the age of 25 know the difference between you're and your - has any of you stupid bitches ever taken an english class? what the f? is this what america is coming to? can anyone spell anymore or understand what the difference is between you're and your?
hrm. if she HAD to fill out her bum to play daisy duke, then why heck didn't she HAVE to dye her hair brown like the original? yea. that was a stupid arguement.
maybe you should learn to speak and write english before you comment.
what exactly is wrong with your sentence: "has any of you stupid bitches ever taken an english class?". bitches is plural and so it's "have any of you stupid bitches..."
Actually, the subject of the sentence is "any." "Any" is singular and is paired with the singular verb "has." John was correct when he spoke and/or wrote his comment. Maybe you're glad you posted your comment as anonymous so nobody knows how much of a dumbass you really are.
Actually, "any" is not the subject, nor is it a noun or pronoun. The simiple subject is a plural "you", the complete subject would be "you stupid bitches." Therefore the correct verb would be the plural "have." And don't bitch at someone else posting under anonymous if you yourself do the same, dumbass. And WHY THE FUCK ARE WE TALKING ABOUT GRAMMAR?
all of you are fags... you know youd all fuck her in an instant... you just wanna look cool and say she's not hot enough for you... so what she doesnt have an ass, then do it missionary style... so what her lips are fake, she'll still give great head... oh wait none of you will ever find out yet you still wack off to her everynight
Seriously, she looks like John Travolta in drag. Sorry, but most celebrities aren't attractive - simply because plastic surgery isn't attractive. But I'm glad their insecurities persist, because watching them transform themselves into alien, silicon freaks is highly amusing. http://www.awfulplasticsurgery.com
My negative comment isn't BS. She has a horse face. Also, to those complaining about her ass: it's going to look different if she's using the muscles in it.
To clear the grammar issue up the word of is a preposition which makes "of you stupid bitches" a prepositional phrase. A prepositional phrase can NEVER be the subject of a sentence so the only word left to be the subject is any so John was correct in using the word has.
Jessica Simpson is like 1 of the hottest chicks in the world she has a fucking nice ass and an awesome chest so anyone who says that they wouldnt do her are all fucking liars
it would be awesome to crush that ass but the effort it would take to give her the "waikiki sneaky between the cheekie" would be exhausting . given she thinks herself daddys princess and all .
Jessica Simpson thinks she's soooo hot and is sooooo dumb, how can anyone put up with that! Britney Spears is the BEST ENTERTAINER EVER!!!! Jessica had to crossover into movies and "act" because that girl can't dance, I mean have you seen her videos and heard her music? She thinks she's a popstar, HAHAHAHA
Of course this article is written by a jealous female who doesn't understand why guys are obsessed with jessica simpson. She'd be hot with one arm. I'd still do her if she shaved her head. So quit tryin to make her look bad just because you aren't rich, famous, and sexy as hell.
I am so glad we got the grammar straightened out! Makes me hopeful for the future of America...now if people could figure out how to use apostrophes correctly...
Wow! She really doesn't have an ass! So let me get this straight, she has no ass, she looks like Skeletor, her lips are fake, her tan is fake, and her tits are real but really saggy. Why is this woman and her horrible sister famous? Who's buying all of the garbage that these two put out? Anyone (other than twelve-year-old girls) who has bought any product either of the two have anything to do with should be embarrassed.
Jessica is beautiful , like someone else said maybe she had to fill out her ass to play the roll. Some of us need to stop being so jealous and get over it.
Why would I be jealous? I have a great ass, great body and a pretty face and a nice rack which didn't need surgery to get that way. I also have the self confidence Jessica lacks. I think I'll stick with what I have.
What a funny lesson in grammar. You all are making the analysis too hard. "any of you stupid bitches" is in fact singular because it's pointing out "any" such as "any one of you stupid bitches" so has is correct. That's the easy way to look at it without all that english prep phrase/subject/etc. analysis. As far as Jessica is concerned. She is freaky looking. Her head is gigantic and her legs are stubby and now we've figured out she has no ass. Everything on her is fake from the hair to the eyelashes to the mystic tan to the lip injections to the botox. So she is really nothing special. She just has a dad that was willing to make his life revolve around her and was desperate to make it in Hollywood. How many of us would be famous if our dad (and mom) sacraficed their whole life to make us famous. Not all of us would be but many of us would be.
The Ass on the left is with insert. The Ass on the left is without from a singing appearance from the drum set in back. Either way I am a man and I would hit it if I could.
For the Deacon, the pic on the top left is from the movie with the fake butt. The pic on the top right is from some live appearance sans the fake ass. Sadly my morals are low and I'd hit it either way, hell I'd screw her little sister.
The trivia for this movie states that Jessica Simpson did daily workouts so that her legs and butt would amply fill the "daisy dukes." Such workouts would indeed give her butt a plump, but firm, appearance. This information was also revealed in some fitness magazine, which I read in the gym ... so I'm more likely to believe the fitness magazine over Cosmo.
Back on the grammar subject....it should have been...have any of you stupid bitches....because the verb of a sentence must agree with the subject in number and in person. This is called subject verb agreement.
First off, unless we are all willing to post our pictures online to be judged, no one should be jugding anybody this hard. I believe if anything we should look at how many pictures or snapshots that Jessica has taken without any makeup on. In every last one of them she is naturally beautiful. Not too many stars can say that. She may be getting a little raunchy now, but society dictates that she do that. If you ever notice the stars that are willing to bear more get more attention. So, all the haters blame yourselves for Jessica's fame into trashdom.
you guys& gals are all retarded!! jessica looks like she has no ass because she is wearing baggier pants in the bottom pictures. the shorts are rolled up a certain way, up her bum sides and that creates an illusion that the ass it bigger. try this at home, in the mirror, you'll know what im talking about. i dont like her at all, all she puts out is garbage, nasty short muscular thick fat stumpy legs but her ass is real!!!!!!! i do like the bump on her nose. she is really dumb, embarassingly dumb...but her ass is real.
"You" (a plural pronoun in this case) is part of a prepositional phrase, as has been noted, and as such cannot be the subject of the sentence. The implied subject is "one," as in, "Has any [one] of you…." "One" is singular, and so the verb must be "has." Any grammar textbook will tell you as much. For what it's worth, I teach English Composition at a major university.
Also, she looks like the half-defaced Terminator. And that's sexy.
1) Men bitter they can't bang her. You would tap that... if you could! 2) Women bitter that they don't look like her 3) Gay men bitter about everything.
You people get too worked up over a celebrity.. she's just another person.. who is dumb as HELL and looks like Mr. Ed.
I swear I've heard the bitch neigh.
By Jessica Simpson looks like a horse., on 9:11 AM
it is truelly sad that you lame people have to cut down on someone because they are 10 times better looking then yourself. Maybe jessica does have flaws but who doesnt. Have any of you looked in the mirror lately. If she is so ugly then why was she voted sexiest woman alive?...and why would she or anyone else give a fuck about what you think of her do you really have that pathetic of lives. You need to stop worring about others and about yourself.
Someone has to always hate on others. We are not perfect..we have flaws as she does. But she's still an amazing singer and she's beautiful. You don't have to have a big ass or big boobs to be attractive. I think she's a very strong woman who's holdin down her own..GO JESSICA
First, JSims is one nasty looking bitch. Second, guys will pretty much hump anything with a hole in it, so she's still in the I'llbangthat category. I believe the big tits (if real) make up for the lack of ass. So if you can't get satisfaction tapping the ass, tap her tits. And yes, "any" is the subject, and it is singular.
I think Jessica Simpson is beautiful and she is just human and is not perfect but who is? If you hate her so much then why are you looking at her in the first place?
"Of course this article is written by a jealous female who doesn't understand why guys are obsessed with jessica simpson. She'd be hot with one arm. I'd still do her if she shaved her head. So quit tryin to make her look bad just because you aren't rich, famous, and sexy as hell."
I find it hard to believe that if she wasnt famous, had one arm, shaved her head, got rid of the collagen, took off the makeup, and didnt do her hair that she'd still be ""bangworthy"". And this is from a girls perspective. Celebrities dont need to be defended from the naysayers by self-righteous assholes that feel they are holier-than-thou because they dont rip on celebrities.
Idk, but they're being paid helluva lot, and if they cant put up with it, then they shouldnt be in the spotlight.
Jessica Simpson=stupid as shit. I'm not going to idolize her and call her beautiful when she's just a big media-whore, ignoring her looks completely.
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in the second picture it is pretty noticable that her new lips are fake and that her mouth moves like that of a horse..yet shes still hot ;)
By Anonymous, on 11:02 AM
look at the guy's face in the 2nd pic, he looks all "umm.. nuh uh, sweetheart!" lol. i think she's got a hot bod but the face.. not so much.
By farah, on 11:40 AM
I wouldn't tap that ass if somebody paid me. Though it would be fun to tape her and her sister together and toss them down a well somewhere. Damn nasty ho!
By Anonymous, on 12:20 PM
JESSICA SIMPSON IS A NASTY ASS HO THAT LOOKS LIKE A MAN IN DRAG!!!!
By Anonymous, on 8:35 PM
JESSICA SIMPSON IS A NASTY ASS HO THAT LOOKS LIKE A MAN IN DRAG.....YEAH SHE HAS A HOT BODY, BUT HER FACE IS MESSED, HUGE ASS TEETH AND SMILE AND JUST LOOKS MANLY
By Anonymous, on 8:36 PM
Jessica, your gross and STUPID, thank god nick's not with you anymore
By Anonymous, on 8:37 PM
Some of us HAVE to wear wigs, and we're still hotter than 90% of the Hollywood "it" girls.
By Anonymous, on 9:36 PM
Lol.... the looks on those 2 guys faces in pic 2 is freaking hilarious!!
Too funny....
I can't believe Jessica Simpson is still famous... wish her and her entire family would just disappear.
By Anonymous, on 10:46 PM
jesus christ - does anyone over the age of 25 know the difference between you're and your - has any of you stupid bitches ever taken an english class? what the f? is this what america is coming to? can anyone spell anymore or understand what the difference is between you're and your?
By john, on 11:54 PM
jesus christ - does anyone over the age of 25 know the difference between you're and your - has any of you stupid bitches ever taken an english class? what the f? is this what america is coming to? can anyone spell anymore or understand what the difference is between you're and your?
By john, on 11:54 PM
Well maybe Jess HAD to fill out her ass to play Daisy Duke, as thats what the role required. Did u ever think of that one...?
By Anonymous, on 1:59 AM
jessica simpson has the worst ass ever. there is just nothing there. you can really tell in the second pick. gross...
By Anonymous, on 6:40 AM
hrm. if she HAD to fill out her bum to play daisy duke, then why heck didn't she HAVE to dye her hair brown like the original? yea. that was a stupid arguement.
By Anonymous, on 11:04 AM
She suffers from Noassatall. How sad.
By Anonymous, on 12:14 PM
WHY IS SHE FAMOUS???......
By Anonymous, on 12:45 PM
That girl does not have ANY ass! That shit is flat like hell.
By Anonymous, on 6:21 PM
john,
maybe you should learn to speak and write english before you comment.
what exactly is wrong with your sentence: "has any of you stupid bitches ever taken an english class?". bitches is plural and so it's "have any of you stupid bitches..."
go back to ESL classes. thanks.
By Anonymous, on 8:17 PM
who cares she's hot and that's all that matters
By Anonymous, on 10:17 PM
Actually, the subject of the sentence is "any." "Any" is singular and is paired with the singular verb "has." John was correct when he spoke and/or wrote his comment. Maybe you're glad you posted your comment as anonymous so nobody knows how much of a dumbass you really are.
By Anonymous, on 10:22 PM
the subject is actually the collective phrase "any of you" which is plural...have is appropriate
By Anonymous, on 10:32 PM
Actually, "any" is not the subject, nor is it a noun or pronoun. The simiple subject is a plural "you", the complete subject would be "you stupid bitches." Therefore the correct verb would be the plural "have." And don't bitch at someone else posting under anonymous if you yourself do the same, dumbass. And WHY THE FUCK ARE WE TALKING ABOUT GRAMMAR?
By Anonymous, on 10:43 PM
all of you are fags... you know youd all fuck her in an instant... you just wanna look cool and say she's not hot enough for you... so what she doesnt have an ass, then do it missionary style... so what her lips are fake, she'll still give great head... oh wait none of you will ever find out yet you still wack off to her everynight
By Anonymous, on 12:31 AM
i still would fuck her the breasts are real and she has a great body
By Anonymous, on 1:33 AM
Seriously, she looks like John Travolta in drag. Sorry, but most celebrities aren't attractive - simply because plastic surgery isn't attractive. But I'm glad their insecurities persist, because watching them transform themselves into alien, silicon freaks is highly amusing. http://www.awfulplasticsurgery.com
By Anonymous, on 7:11 AM
Id tap that.
By Anonymous, on 7:54 AM
all the negative comments are BS, you know if you had a chance you tape that even if it is a fake ass and fake lips.
By Anonymous, on 9:18 AM
My negative comment isn't BS. She has a horse face. Also, to those complaining about her ass: it's going to look different if she's using the muscles in it.
By Anonymous, on 9:23 AM
To clear the grammar issue up the word of is a preposition which makes "of you stupid bitches" a prepositional phrase. A prepositional phrase can NEVER be the subject of a sentence so the only word left to be the subject is any so John was correct in using the word has.
By Anonymous, on 9:56 AM
She is smoking HOT like the post above said if you had the chance you would you lying fucks!!
By Anonymous, on 10:37 AM
Jessica Simpson is like 1 of the hottest chicks in the world she has a fucking nice ass and an awesome chest so anyone who says that they wouldnt do her are all fucking liars
By Anonymous, on 10:57 AM
it would be awesome to crush that ass but the effort it would take to give her the "waikiki sneaky between the cheekie" would be exhausting . given she thinks herself daddys princess and all .
By Anonymous, on 10:59 AM
Jess is hot! I can't beleive that all you people are putting her down!!! YOU ALL SUCK!!!
By Anonymous, on 11:26 AM
she is hot as HELL. if u think shes ugly ur GAY.
By Anonymous, on 11:46 AM
you guys all must be really gay to say she's beat. when's the last time you got with anyone like her? never. and you never will, fags.
By Anonymous, on 12:54 PM
Jessica Simpson thinks she's soooo hot and is sooooo dumb, how can anyone put up with that! Britney Spears is the BEST ENTERTAINER EVER!!!! Jessica had to crossover into movies and "act" because that girl can't dance, I mean have you seen her videos and heard her music? She thinks she's a popstar, HAHAHAHA
By Anonymous, on 12:59 PM
SHE HAS A BUTT CHIN HAHAHAHAH
By Anonymous, on 1:03 PM
Of course this article is written by a jealous female who doesn't understand why guys are obsessed with jessica simpson. She'd be hot with one arm. I'd still do her if she shaved her head. So quit tryin to make her look bad just because you aren't rich, famous, and sexy as hell.
By Anonymous, on 1:41 PM
^ Jessica looks like a fuckin' tranny. Chicks aren't jealous of trannies, you hard-up loser.
By Anonymous, on 1:48 PM
I am so glad we got the grammar straightened out! Makes me hopeful for the future of America...now if people could figure out how to use apostrophes correctly...
By Anonymous, on 2:19 PM
She is fine. I would love to 'sink the man in the boat.':)
By Ole Fred, on 2:22 PM
Wow! She really doesn't have an ass!
So let me get this straight, she has no ass, she looks like Skeletor, her lips are fake, her tan is fake, and her tits are real but really saggy.
Why is this woman and her horrible sister famous? Who's buying all of the garbage that these two put out?
Anyone (other than twelve-year-old girls) who has bought any product either of the two have anything to do with should be embarrassed.
By Anonymous, on 3:47 PM
Jessica is beautiful , like someone else said maybe she had to fill out her ass to play the roll. Some of us need to stop being so jealous and get over it.
By Anonymous, on 3:50 PM
Why would I be jealous? I have a great ass, great body and a pretty face and a nice rack which didn't need surgery to get that way. I also have the self confidence Jessica lacks. I think I'll stick with what I have.
By Anonymous, on 3:56 PM
If the butt in that picture is her WITH the gel inserts, her ass must be concave without them.
By The Honorary Deacon Dixie LaRue, on 4:11 PM
What a funny lesson in grammar. You all are making the analysis too hard. "any of you stupid bitches" is in fact singular because it's pointing out "any" such as "any one of you stupid bitches" so has is correct. That's the easy way to look at it without all that english prep phrase/subject/etc. analysis. As far as Jessica is concerned. She is freaky looking. Her head is gigantic and her legs are stubby and now we've figured out she has no ass. Everything on her is fake from the hair to the eyelashes to the mystic tan to the lip injections to the botox. So she is really nothing special. She just has a dad that was willing to make his life revolve around her and was desperate to make it in Hollywood. How many of us would be famous if our dad (and mom) sacraficed their whole life to make us famous. Not all of us would be but many of us would be.
By Anonymous, on 5:00 PM
The Ass on the left is with insert. The Ass on the left is without from a singing appearance from the drum set in back. Either way I am a man and I would hit it if I could.
By Mark, on 6:26 PM
For the Deacon, the pic on the top left is from the movie with the fake butt. The pic on the top right is from some live appearance sans the fake ass. Sadly my morals are low and I'd hit it either way, hell I'd screw her little sister.
By Mark, on 6:29 PM
The trivia for this movie states that Jessica Simpson did daily workouts so that her legs and butt would amply fill the "daisy dukes." Such workouts would indeed give her butt a plump, but firm, appearance. This information was also revealed in some fitness magazine, which I read in the gym ... so I'm more likely to believe the fitness magazine over Cosmo.
By Anonymous, on 8:00 PM
Back on the grammar subject....it should have been...have any of you stupid bitches....because the verb of a sentence must agree with the subject in number and in person. This is called subject verb agreement.
By Anonymous, on 8:14 PM
Hey, 8:00, do you also believe that fitness magazine over these pictures which prove she has no ass? Look at the top righ one and the bottom left one.
By Anonymous, on 8:25 PM
First off, unless we are all willing to post our pictures online to be judged, no one should be jugding anybody this hard. I believe if anything we should look at how many pictures or snapshots that Jessica has taken without any makeup on. In every last one of them she is naturally beautiful. Not too many stars can say that. She may be getting a little raunchy now, but society dictates that she do that. If you ever notice the stars that are willing to bear more get more attention. So, all the haters blame yourselves for Jessica's fame into trashdom.
By Anonymous, on 10:21 PM
oh...people can be oh so cruel.
*sigh*
By Anonymous, on 1:53 AM
look at the guy's face in the second photo! hahahaha! hilarious!
By Anonymous, on 5:58 AM
You all are fucking retarded...She has to be the hottest chick ever...you all are just jealous and wish you could be half as hot as her
By Anonymous, on 8:46 PM
FLAT gross ass, SHORT stubby fat legs, witchy bug BUMP nose, travolta's chin... plumping her lips were the last thing she needed to worry about...
By Anonymous, on 12:04 AM
you guys& gals are all retarded!! jessica looks like she has no ass because she is wearing baggier pants in the bottom pictures. the shorts are rolled up a certain way, up her bum sides and that creates an illusion that the ass it bigger. try this at home, in the mirror, you'll know what im talking about. i dont like her at all, all she puts out is garbage, nasty short muscular thick fat stumpy legs but her ass is real!!!!!!! i do like the bump on her nose. she is really dumb, embarassingly dumb...but her ass is real.
By Anonymous, on 12:56 AM
^ I guess we're not looking at the same pictures? Are you on the right site, or do you need a new pair of glasses?
Top left picture = padding. Top right and bottom left = no. ass. at. all.
By Anonymous, on 12:57 AM
woah
By blkah, on 12:58 AM
"You" (a plural pronoun in this case) is part of a prepositional phrase, as has been noted, and as such cannot be the subject of the sentence. The implied subject is "one," as in, "Has any [one] of you…." "One" is singular, and so the verb must be "has." Any grammar textbook will tell you as much. For what it's worth, I teach English Composition at a major university.
Also, she looks like the half-defaced Terminator. And that's sexy.
By Anonymous, on 9:00 AM
There are 3 kinds of posters here:
1) Men bitter they can't bang her. You would tap that... if you could!
2) Women bitter that they don't look like her
3) Gay men bitter about everything.
By Anonymous, on 9:57 PM
John, I think you need to take an english class.
By Anonymous, on 10:23 AM
You people get too worked up over a celebrity.. she's just another person.. who is dumb as HELL and looks like Mr. Ed.
I swear I've heard the bitch neigh.
By Jessica Simpson looks like a horse., on 9:11 AM
it is truelly sad that you lame people have to cut down on someone because they are 10 times better looking then yourself. Maybe jessica does have flaws but who doesnt. Have any of you looked in the mirror lately. If she is so ugly then why was she voted sexiest woman alive?...and why would she or anyone else give a fuck about what you think of her do you really have that pathetic of lives. You need to stop worring about others and about yourself.
By Anonymous, on 6:36 PM
Someone has to always hate on others. We are not perfect..we have flaws as she does. But she's still an amazing singer and she's beautiful. You don't have to have a big ass or big boobs to be attractive. I think she's a very strong woman who's holdin down her own..GO JESSICA
By Anonymous, on 6:40 AM
First, JSims is one nasty looking bitch.
Second, guys will pretty much hump anything with a hole in it, so she's still in the I'llbangthat category.
I believe the big tits (if real) make up for the lack of ass. So if you can't get satisfaction tapping the ass, tap her tits.
And yes, "any" is the subject, and it is singular.
By NeoMorph, on 12:10 PM
I think Jessica Simpson is beautiful and she is just human and is not perfect but who is? If you hate her so much then why are you looking at her in the first place?
By Anonymous, on 1:22 AM
Quit looking at her fake ass already...LMAO. Why are you looking at her picture that closely if you think she's so ugly?
By Anonymous, on 1:26 AM
"Of course this article is written by a jealous female who doesn't understand why guys are obsessed with jessica simpson. She'd be hot with one arm. I'd still do her if she shaved her head. So quit tryin to make her look bad just because you aren't rich, famous, and sexy as hell."
I find it hard to believe that if she wasnt famous, had one arm, shaved her head, got rid of the collagen, took off the makeup, and didnt do her hair that she'd still be ""bangworthy"". And this is from a girls perspective. Celebrities dont need to be defended from the naysayers by self-righteous assholes that feel they are holier-than-thou because they dont rip on celebrities.
Idk, but they're being paid helluva lot, and if they cant put up with it, then they shouldnt be in the spotlight.
Jessica Simpson=stupid as shit. I'm not going to idolize her and call her beautiful when she's just a big media-whore, ignoring her looks completely.
By Anonymous, on 1:46 PM
im not jealous i know im hot...
jess simpson has ugly features like her horrible hooked nose, donkey mouth and body-builders chin...
MUCH nicer looking women like Kiera Knightley for instance!!
By Anonymous, on 9:08 PM
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